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Way of All Flesh, The
CHAPTER III
Samuel Butler
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       _ In the early years of the century five little children and a couple
       of nurses began to make periodical visits to Paleham. It is
       needless to say they were a rising generation of Pontifexes, towards
       whom the old couple, their grandparents, were as tenderly
       deferential as they would have been to the children of the Lord
       Lieutenant of the County. Their names were Eliza, Maria, John,
       Theobald (who like myself was born in 1802), and Alethea. Mr
       Pontifex always put the prefix "master" or "miss" before the names
       of his grandchildren, except in the case of Alethea, who was his
       favourite. To have resisted his grandchildren would have been as
       impossible for him as to have resisted his wife; even old Mrs
       Pontifex yielded before her son's children, and gave them all manner
       of licence which she would never have allowed even to my sisters and
       myself, who stood next in her regard. Two regulations only they
       must attend to; they must wipe their shoes well on coming into the
       house, and they must not overfeed Mr Pontifex's organ with wind, nor
       take the pipes out.
       By us at the Rectory there was no time so much looked forward to as
       the annual visit of the little Pontifexes to Paleham. We came in
       for some of the prevailing licence; we went to tea with Mrs Pontifex
       to meet her grandchildren, and then our young friends were asked to
       the Rectory to have tea with us, and we had what we considered great
       times. I fell desperately in love with Alethea, indeed we all fell
       in love with each other, plurality and exchange whether of wives or
       husbands being openly and unblushingly advocated in the very
       presence of our nurses. We were very merry, but it is so long ago
       that I have forgotten nearly everything save that we WERE very
       merry. Almost the only thing that remains with me as a permanent
       impression was the fact that Theobald one day beat his nurse and
       teased her, and when she said she should go away cried out, "You
       shan't go away--I'll keep you on purpose to torment you."
       One winter's morning, however, in the year 1811, we heard the church
       bell tolling while we were dressing in the back nursery and were
       told it was for old Mrs Pontifex. Our manservant John told us and
       added with grim levity that they were ringing the bell to come and
       take her away. She had had a fit of paralysis which had carried her
       off quite suddenly. It was very shocking, the more so because our
       nurse assured us that if God chose we might all have fits of
       paralysis ourselves that very day and be taken straight off to the
       Day of Judgement. The Day of Judgement indeed, according to the
       opinion of those who were most likely to know, would not under any
       circumstances be delayed more than a few years longer, and then the
       whole world would be burned, and we ourselves be consigned to an
       eternity of torture, unless we mended our ways more than we at
       present seemed at all likely to do. All this was so alarming that
       we fell to screaming and made such a hullabaloo that the nurse was
       obliged for her own peace to reassure us. Then we wept, but more
       composedly, as we remembered that there would be no more tea and
       cakes for us now at old Mrs Pontifex's.
       On the day of the funeral, however, we had a great excitement; old
       Mr Pontifex sent round a penny loaf to every inhabitant of the
       village according to a custom still not uncommon at the beginning of
       the century; the loaf was called a dole. We had never heard of this
       custom before, besides, though we had often heard of penny loaves,
       we had never before seen one; moreover, they were presents to us as
       inhabitants of the village, and we were treated as grown up people,
       for our father and mother and the servants had each one loaf sent
       them, but only one. We had never yet suspected that we were
       inhabitants at all; finally, the little loaves were new, and we were
       passionately fond of new bread, which we were seldom or never
       allowed to have, as it was supposed not to be good for us. Our
       affection, therefore, for our old friend had to stand against the
       combined attacks of archaeological interest, the rights of
       citizenship and property, the pleasantness to the eye and goodness
       for food of the little loaves themselves, and the sense of
       importance which was given us by our having been intimate with
       someone who had actually died. It seemed upon further inquiry that
       there was little reason to anticipate an early death for anyone of
       ourselves, and this being so, we rather liked the idea of someone
       else's being put away into the churchyard; we passed, therefore, in
       a short time from extreme depression to a no less extreme
       exultation; a new heaven and a new earth had been revealed to us in
       our perception of the possibility of benefiting by the death of our
       friends, and I fear that for some time we took an interest in the
       health of everyone in the village whose position rendered a
       repetition of the dole in the least likely.
       Those were the days in which all great things seemed far off, and we
       were astonished to find that Napoleon Buonaparte was an actually
       living person. We had thought such a great man could only have
       lived a very long time ago, and here he was after all almost as it
       were at our own doors. This lent colour to the view that the Day of
       Judgement might indeed be nearer than we had thought, but nurse said
       that was all right now, and she knew. In those days the snow lay
       longer and drifted deeper in the lanes than it does now, and the
       milk was sometimes brought in frozen in winter, and we were taken
       down into the back kitchen to see it. I suppose there are rectories
       up and down the country now where the milk comes in frozen sometimes
       in winter, and the children go down to wonder at it, but I never see
       any frozen milk in London, so I suppose the winters are warmer than
       they used to be.
       About one year after his wife's death Mr Pontifex also was gathered
       to his fathers. My father saw him the day before he died. The old
       man had a theory about sunsets, and had had two steps built up
       against a wall in the kitchen garden on which he used to stand and
       watch the sun go down whenever it was clear. My father came on him
       in the afternoon, just as the sun was setting, and saw him with his
       arms resting on the top of the wall looking towards the sun over a
       field through which there was a path on which my father was. My
       father heard him say "Good-bye, sun; good-bye, sun," as the sun
       sank, and saw by his tone and manner that he was feeling very
       feeble. Before the next sunset he was gone.
       There was no dole. Some of his grandchildren were brought to the
       funeral and we remonstrated with them, but did not take much by
       doing so. John Pontifex, who was a year older than I was, sneered
       at penny loaves, and intimated that if I wanted one it must be
       because my papa and mamma could not afford to buy me one, whereon I
       believe we did something like fighting, and I rather think John
       Pontifex got the worst of it, but it may have been the other way. I
       remember my sister's nurse, for I was just outgrowing nurses myself,
       reported the matter to higher quarters, and we were all of us put to
       some ignominy, but we had been thoroughly awakened from our dream,
       and it was long enough before we could hear the words "penny loaf"
       mentioned without our ears tingling with shame. If there had been a
       dozen doles afterwards we should not have deigned to touch one of
       them.
       George Pontifex put up a monument to his parents, a plain slab in
       Paleham church, inscribed with the following epitaph:-
       SACRED TO THE MEMORY
       OF
       JOHN PONTIFEX
       WHO WAS BORN AUGUST 16TH,
       1727, AND DIED FEBRUARY 8, 1812,
       IN HIS 85TH YEAR,
       AND OF
       RUTH PONTIFEX, HIS WIFE,
       WHO WAS BORN OCTOBER 13, 1727, AND DIED JANUARY 10, 1811,
       IN HER 84TH YEAR.
       THEY WERE UNOSTENTATIOUS BUT EXEMPLARY
       IN THE DISCHARGE OF THEIR
       RELIGIOUS, MORAL, AND SOCIAL DUTIES.
       THIS MONUMENT WAS PLACED
       BY THEIR ONLY SON. _