您的位置 : 首页 > 英文著作
The Innocents Abroad
CHAPTER I
Mark Twain
下载:The Innocents Abroad.txt
本书全文检索:
       _ Chapter I - Popular Talk of the Excursion--Programme of the Trip
       --Duly Ticketed for the Excursion--Defection of the Celebrities
       For months the great pleasure excursion to Europe and the Holy Land was
       chatted about in the newspapers everywhere in America and discussed at
       countless firesides. It was a novelty in the way of excursions--its like
       had not been thought of before, and it compelled that interest which
       attractive novelties always command. It was to be a picnic on a gigantic
       scale. The participants in it, instead of freighting an ungainly steam
       ferry--boat with youth and beauty and pies and doughnuts, and paddling up
       some obscure creek to disembark upon a grassy lawn and wear themselves
       out with a long summer day's laborious frolicking under the impression
       that it was fun, were to sail away in a great steamship with flags flying
       and cannon pealing, and take a royal holiday beyond the broad ocean in
       many a strange clime and in many a land renowned in history! They were to
       sail for months over the breezy Atlantic and the sunny Mediterranean;
       they were to scamper about the decks by day, filling the ship with shouts
       and laughter--or read novels and poetry in the shade of the smokestacks,
       or watch for the jelly-fish and the nautilus over the side, and the
       shark, the whale, and other strange monsters of the deep; and at night
       they were to dance in the open air, on the upper deck, in the midst of a
       ballroom that stretched from horizon to horizon, and was domed by the
       bending heavens and lighted by no meaner lamps than the stars and the
       magnificent moon--dance, and promenade, and smoke, and sing, and make
       love, and search the skies for constellations that never associate with
       the "Big Dipper" they were so tired of; and they were to see the ships of
       twenty navies--the customs and costumes of twenty curious peoples--the
       great cities of half a world--they were to hob-nob with nobility and hold
       friendly converse with kings and princes, grand moguls, and the anointed
       lords of mighty empires! It was a brave conception; it was the offspring
       of a most ingenious brain. It was well advertised, but it hardly needed
       it: the bold originality, the extraordinary character, the seductive
       nature, and the vastness of the enterprise provoked comment everywhere
       and advertised it in every household in the land. Who could read the
       program of the excursion without longing to make one of the party? I will
       insert it here. It is almost as good as a map. As a text for this book,
       nothing could be better:
       EXCURSION TO THE HOLY LAND, EGYPT,
       THE CRIMEA, GREECE, AND INTERMEDIATE POINTS OF INTEREST.
       BROOKLYN, February 1st, 1867
       The undersigned will make an excursion as above during the coming
       season, and begs to submit to you the following programme:
       A first-class steamer, to be under his own command, and capable of
       accommodating at least one hundred and fifty cabin passengers, will
       be selected, in which will be taken a select company, numbering not
       more than three-fourths of the ship's capacity. There is good
       reason to believe that this company can be easily made up in this
       immediate vicinity, of mutual friends and acquaintances.
       The steamer will be provided with every necessary comfort,
       including library and musical instruments.
       An experienced physician will be on board.
       Leaving New York about June 1st, a middle and pleasant route will
       be taken across the Atlantic, and passing through the group of
       Azores, St. Michael will be reached in about ten days. A day or two
       will be spent here, enjoying the fruit and wild scenery of these
       islands, and the voyage continued, and Gibraltar reached in three or
       four days.
       A day or two will be spent here in looking over the wonderful
       subterraneous fortifications, permission to visit these galleries
       being readily obtained.
       From Gibraltar, running along the coasts of Spain and France,
       Marseilles will be reached in three days. Here ample time will be
       given not only to look over the city, which was founded six hundred
       years before the Christian era, and its artificial port, the finest
       of the kind in the Mediterranean, but to visit Paris during the
       Great Exhibition; and the beautiful city of Lyons, lying
       intermediate, from the heights of which, on a clear day, Mont Blanc
       and the Alps can be distinctly seen. Passengers who may wish to
       extend the time at Paris can do so, and, passing down through
       Switzerland, rejoin the steamer at Genoa.
       From Marseilles to Genoa is a run of one night. The excursionists
       will have an opportunity to look over this, the "magnificent city of
       palaces," and visit the birthplace of Columbus, twelve miles off,
       over a beautiful road built by Napoleon I. From this point,
       excursions may be made to Milan, Lakes Como and Maggiore, or to
       Milan, Verona (famous for its extraordinary fortifications), Padua,
       and Venice. Or, if passengers desire to visit Parma (famous for
       Correggio's frescoes) and Bologna, they can by rail go on to
       Florence, and rejoin the steamer at Leghorn, thus spending about
       three weeks amid the cities most famous for art in Italy.
       From Genoa the run to Leghorn will be made along the coast in one
       night, and time appropriated to this point in which to visit
       Florence, its palaces and galleries; Pisa, its cathedral and
       "Leaning Tower," and Lucca and its baths, and Roman amphitheater;
       Florence, the most remote, being distant by rail about sixty miles.
       From Leghorn to Naples (calling at Civita Vecchia to land any who
       may prefer to go to Rome from that point), the distance will be made
       in about thirty-six hours; the route will lay along the coast of
       Italy, close by Caprera, Elba, and Corsica. Arrangements have been
       made to take on board at Leghorn a pilot for Caprera, and, if
       practicable, a call will be made there to visit the home of
       Garibaldi.
       Rome [by rail], Herculaneum, Pompeii, Vesuvius, Vergil's tomb, and
       possibly the ruins of Paestum can be visited, as well as the
       beautiful surroundings of Naples and its charming bay.
       The next point of interest will be Palermo, the most beautiful
       city of Sicily, which will be reached in one night from Naples. A
       day will be spent here, and leaving in the evening, the course will
       be taken towards Athens.
       Skirting along the north coast of Sicily, passing through the
       group of Aeolian Isles, in sight of Stromboli and Vulcania, both
       active volcanoes, through the Straits of Messina, with "Scylla" on
       the one hand and "Charybdis" on the other, along the east coast of
       Sicily, and in sight of Mount Etna, along the south coast of Italy,
       the west and south coast of Greece, in sight of ancient Crete, up
       Athens Gulf, and into the Piraeus, Athens will be reached in two and
       a half or three days. After tarrying here awhile, the Bay of
       Salamis will be crossed, and a day given to Corinth, whence the
       voyage will be continued to Constantinople, passing on the way
       through the Grecian Archipelago, the Dardanelles, the Sea of
       Marmora, and the mouth of the Golden Horn, and arriving in about
       forty-eight hours from Athens.
       After leaving Constantinople, the way will be taken out through
       the beautiful Bosphorus, across the Black Sea to Sebastopol and
       Balaklava, a run of about twenty-four hours. Here it is proposed to
       remain two days, visiting the harbors, fortifications, and
       battlefields of the Crimea; thence back through the Bosphorus,
       touching at Constantinople to take in any who may have preferred to
       remain there; down through the Sea of Marmora and the Dardanelles,
       along the coasts of ancient Troy and Lydia in Asia, to Smyrna, which
       will be reached in two or two and a half days from Constantinople.
       A sufficient stay will be made here to give opportunity of visiting
       Ephesus, fifty miles distant by rail.
       From Smyrna towards the Holy Land the course will lay through the
       Grecian Archipelago, close by the Isle of Patmos, along the coast
       of Asia, ancient Pamphylia, and the Isle of Cyprus. Beirut will be
       reached in three days. At Beirut time will be given to visit
       Damascus; after which the steamer will proceed to Joppa.
       From Joppa, Jerusalem, the River Jordan, the Sea of Tiberias,
       Nazareth, Bethany, Bethlehem, and other points of interest in the
       Holy Land can be visited, and here those who may have preferred to
       make the journey from Beirut through the country, passing through
       Damascus, Galilee, Capernaum, Samaria, and by the River Jordan and
       Sea of Tiberias, can rejoin the steamer.
       Leaving Joppa, the next point of interest to visit will be
       Alexandria, which will be reached in twenty-four hours. The ruins
       of Caesar's Palace, Pompey's Pillar, Cleopatra's Needle, the
       Catacombs, and ruins of ancient Alexandria will be found worth the
       visit. The journey to Cairo, one hundred and thirty miles by rail,
       can be made in a few hours, and from which can be visited the site
       of ancient Memphis, Joseph's Granaries, and the Pyramids.
       From Alexandria the route will be taken homeward, calling at
       Malta, Cagliari (in Sardinia), and Palma (in Majorca), all
       magnificent harbors, with charming scenery, and abounding in fruits.
       A day or two will be spent at each place, and leaving Parma in the
       evening, Valencia in Spain will be reached the next morning. A few
       days will be spent in this, the finest city of Spain.
       From Valencia, the homeward course will be continued, skirting
       along the coast of Spain. Alicant, Carthagena, Palos, and Malaga
       will be passed but a mile or two distant, and Gibraltar reached in
       about twenty-four hours.
       A stay of one day will be made here, and the voyage continued to
       Madeira, which will be reached in about three days. Captain
       Marryatt writes: "I do not know a spot on the globe which so much
       astonishes and delights upon first arrival as Madeira." A stay of
       one or two days will be made here, which, if time permits, may be
       extended, and passing on through the islands, and probably in sight
       of the Peak of Teneriffe, a southern track will be taken, and the
       Atlantic crossed within the latitudes of the northeast trade winds,
       where mild and pleasant weather, and a smooth sea, can always be
       expected.
       A call will be made at Bermuda, which lies directly in this route
       homeward, and will be reached in about ten days from Madeira, and
       after spending a short time with our friends the Bermudians, the
       final departure will be made for home, which will be reached in
       about three days.
       Already, applications have been received from parties in Europe
       wishing to join the Excursion there.
       The ship will at all times be a home, where the excursionists, if
       sick, will be surrounded by kind friends, and have all possible
       comfort and sympathy.
       Should contagious sickness exist in any of the ports named in the
       program, such ports will be passed, and others of interest
       substituted.
       The price of passage is fixed at $1,250, currency, for each adult
       passenger. Choice of rooms and of seats at the tables apportioned
       in the order in which passages are engaged; and no passage
       considered engaged until ten percent of the passage money is
       deposited with the treasurer.
       Passengers can remain on board of the steamer, at all ports, if
       they desire, without additional expense, and all boating at the
       expense of the ship.
       All passages must be paid for when taken, in order that the most
       perfect arrangements be made for starting at the appointed time.
       Applications for passage must be approved by the committee before
       tickets are issued, and can be made to the undersigned.
       Articles of interest or curiosity, procured by the passengers
       during the voyage, may be brought home in the steamer free of
       charge.
       Five dollars per day, in gold, it is believed, will be a fair
       calculation to make for all traveling expenses onshore and at the
       various points where passengers may wish to leave the steamer for
       days at a time.
       The trip can be extended, and the route changed, by unanimous vote
       of the passengers.
       CHAS. C. DUNCAN, 117 WALL STREET, NEW YORK R. R. G******,
       Treasurer
       Committee on Applications J. T. H*****, ESQ. R. R. G*****,
       ESQ. C. C. Duncan
       Committee on Selecting Steamer CAPT. W. W. S* * * *, Surveyor
       for Board of Underwriters
       C. W. C******, Consulting Engineer for U.S. and Canada J. T.
       H*****, Esq. C. C. DUNCAN
       P.S.--The very beautiful and substantial side-wheel steamship
       "Quaker City" has been chartered for the occasion, and will leave
       New York June 8th. Letters have been issued by the government
       commending the party to courtesies abroad.
       What was there lacking about that program to make it perfectly
       irresistible? Nothing that any finite mind could discover. Paris,
       England, Scotland, Switzerland, Italy--Garibaldi! The Grecian
       Archipelago! Vesuvius! Constantinople! Smyrna! The Holy Land! Egypt and
       "our friends the Bermudians"! People in Europe desiring to join the
       excursion--contagious sickness to be avoided--boating at the expense of
       the ship--physician on board--the circuit of the globe to be made if the
       passengers unanimously desired it--the company to be rigidly selected by
       a pitiless "Committee on Applications"--the vessel to be as rigidly
       selected by as pitiless a "Committee on Selecting Steamer." Human nature
       could not withstand these bewildering temptations. I hurried to the
       treasurer's office and deposited my ten percent. I rejoiced to know that
       a few vacant staterooms were still left. I did avoid a critical personal
       examination into my character by that bowelless committee, but I referred
       to all the people of high standing I could think of in the community who
       would be least likely to know anything about me.
       Shortly a supplementary program was issued which set forth that the
       Plymouth Collection of Hymns would be used on board the ship. I then
       paid the balance of my passage money.
       I was provided with a receipt and duly and officially accepted as an
       excursionist. There was happiness in that but it was tame compared to
       the novelty of being "select."
       This supplementary program also instructed the excursionists to provide
       themselves with light musical instruments for amusement in the ship, with
       saddles for Syrian travel, green spectacles and umbrellas, veils for
       Egypt, and substantial clothing to use in rough pilgrimizing in the Holy
       Land. Furthermore, it was suggested that although the ship's library
       would afford a fair amount of reading matter, it would still be well if
       each passenger would provide himself with a few guidebooks, a Bible, and
       some standard works of travel. A list was appended, which consisted
       chiefly of books relating to the Holy Land, since the Holy Land was part
       of the excursion and seemed to be its main feature.
       Reverend Henry Ward Beecher was to have accompanied the expedition, but
       urgent duties obliged him to give up the idea. There were other
       passengers who could have been spared better and would have been spared
       more willingly. Lieutenant General Sherman was to have been of the party
       also, but the Indian war compelled his presence on the plains. A popular
       actress had entered her name on the ship's books, but something
       interfered and she couldn't go. The "Drummer Boy of the Potomac"
       deserted, and lo, we had never a celebrity left!
       However, we were to have a "battery of guns" from the Navy Department (as
       per advertisement) to be used in answering royal salutes; and the
       document furnished by the Secretary of the Navy, which was to make
       "General Sherman and party" welcome guests in the courts and camps of the
       old world, was still left to us, though both document and battery, I
       think, were shorn of somewhat of their original august proportions.
       However, had not we the seductive program still, with its Paris, its
       Constantinople, Smyrna, Jerusalem, Jericho, and "our friends the
       Bermudians?" What did we care? _