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CHAPTER 11
Sinclair Lewis
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       _ SHE had often been invited to the weekly meetings of the
       Thanatopsis, the women's study club, but she had put it off.
       The Thanatopsis was, Vida Sherwin promised, "such a cozy
       group, and yet it puts you in touch with all the intellectual
       thoughts that are going on everywhere."
       Early in March Mrs. Westlake, wife of the veteran physician,
       marched into Carol's living-room like an amiable old pussy
       and suggested, "My dear, you really must come to the
       Thanatopsis this afternoon. Mrs. Dawson is going to be leader
       and the poor soul is frightened to death. She wanted me to
       get you to come. She says she's sure you will brighten up
       the meeting with your knowledge of books and writings.
       (English poetry is our topic today.) So shoo! Put on your
       coat!"
       "English poetry? Really? I'd love to go. I didn't realize
       you were reading poetry."
       "Oh, we're not so slow!"
       Mrs. Luke Dawson, wife of the richest man in town, gaped
       at them piteously when they appeared. Her expensive frock
       of beaver-colored satin with rows, plasters, and pendants of
       solemn brown beads was intended for a woman twice her size.
       She stood wringing her hands in front of nineteen folding
       chairs, in her front parlor with its faded photograph of
       Minnehaha Falls in 1890, its "colored enlargement" of Mr. Dawson,
       its bulbous lamp painted with sepia cows and mountains and
       standing on a mortuary marble column.
       She creaked, "O Mrs. Kennicott, I'm in such a fix. I'm
       supposed to lead the discussion, and I wondered would you
       come and help?"
       "What poet do you take up today?" demanded Carol, in
       her library tone of "What book do you wish to take out?"
       "Why, the English ones."
       "Not all of them?"
       "W-why yes. We're learning all of European Literature
       this year. The club gets such a nice magazine, Culture Hints,
       and we follow its programs. Last year our subject was Men
       and Women of the Bible, and next year we'll probably take
       up Furnishings and China. My, it does make a body hustle
       to keep up with all these new culture subjects, but it is
       improving. So will you help us with the discussion today?"
       On her way over Carol had decided to use the Thanatopsis
       as the tool with which to liberalize the town. She had
       immediately conceived enormous enthusiasm; she had chanted,
       "These are the real people. When the housewives, who bear
       the burdens, are interested in poetry, it means something. I'll
       work with them--for them--anything!"
       Her enthusiasm had become watery even before thirteen
       women resolutely removed their overshoes, sat down meatily,
       ate peppermints, dusted their fingers, folded their hands,
       composed their lower thoughts, and invited the naked muse of
       poetry to deliver her most improving message. They had
       greeted Carol affectionately, and she tried to be a daughter
       to them. But she felt insecure. Her chair was out in the
       open, exposed to their gaze, and it was a hard-slatted, quivery,
       slippery church-parlor chair, likely to collapse publicly and
       without warning. It was impossible to sit on it without folding
       the hands and listening piously.
       She wanted to kick the chair and run. It would make a
       magnificent clatter.
       She saw that Vida Sherwin was watching her. She pinched
       her wrist, as though she were a noisy child in church, and
       when she was decent and cramped again, she listened.
       Mrs. Dawson opened the meeting by sighing, "I'm sure
       I'm glad to see you all here today, and I understand that the
       ladies have prepared a number of very interesting papers, this
       is such an interesting subject, the poets, they have been an
       inspiration for higher thought, in fact wasn't it Reverend
       Benlick who said that some of the poets have been as much an
       inspiration as a good many of the ministers, and so we shall
       be glad to hear----"
       The poor lady smiled neuralgically, panted with fright,
       scrabbled about the small oak table to find her eye-glasses,
       and continued, "We will first have the pleasure of hearing
       Mrs. Jenson on the subject `Shakespeare and Milton.' "
       Mrs. Ole Jenson said that Shakespeare was born in 1564
       and died 1616. He lived in London, England, and in Stratford
       on-Avon, which many American tourists loved to visit, a lovely
       town with many curios and old houses well worth examination.
       Many people believed that Shakespeare was the greatest play-
       wright who ever lived, also a fine poet. Not much was known
       about his life, but after all that did not really make so much
       difference, because they loved to read his numerous plays,
       several of the best known of which she would now criticize.
       Perhaps the best known of his plays was "The Merchant of
       Venice," having a beautiful love story and a fine appreciation
       of a woman's brains, which a woman's club, even those who
       did not care to commit themselves on the question of suffrage,
       ought to appreciate. (Laughter.) Mrs. Jenson was sure that
       she, for one, would love to be like Portia. The play was
       about a Jew named Shylock, and he didn't want his daughter
       to marry a Venice gentleman named Antonio----
       Mrs. Leonard Warren, a slender, gray, nervous woman,
       president of the Thanatopsis and wife of the Congregational
       pastor, reported the birth and death dates of Byron, Scott,
       Moore, Burns; and wound up:
       "Burns was quite a poor boy and he did not enjoy the
       advantages we enjoy today, except for the advantages of the
       fine old Scotch kirk where he heard the Word of God preached
       more fearlessly than even in the finest big brick churches in
       the big and so-called advanced cities of today, but he did not
       have our educational advantages and Latin and the other
       treasures of the mind so richly strewn before the, alas, too
       ofttimes inattentive feet of our youth who do not always
       sufficiently appreciate the privileges freely granted to every
       American boy rich or poor. Burns had to work hard and was
       sometimes led by evil companionship into low habits. But
       it is morally instructive to know that he was a good student
       and educated himself, in striking contrast to the loose ways
       and so-called aristocratic society-life of Lord Byron, on which
       I have just spoken. And certainly though the lords and earls
       of his day may have looked down upon Burns as a humble
       person, many of us have greatly enjoyed his pieces about the
       mouse and other rustic subjects, with their message of humble
       beauty--I am so sorry I have not got the time to quote some
       of them."
       Mrs. George Edwin Mott gave ten minutes to Tennyson
       and Browning.
       Mrs. Nat Hicks, a wry-faced, curiously sweet woman, so
       awed by her betters that Carol wanted to kiss her, completed
       the day's grim task by a paper on "Other Poets." The other
       poets worthy of consideration were Coleridge, Wordsworth
       Shelley, Gray, Mrs. Hemans, and Kipling.
       Miss Ella Stowbody obliged with a recital of "The
       Recessional" and extracts from "Lalla Rookh." By request, she
       gave "An Old Sweetheart of Mine" as encore.
       Gopher Prairie had finished the poets. It was ready for
       the next week's labor: English Fiction and Essays.
       Mrs. Dawson besought, "Now we will have a discussion of
       the papers, and I am sure we shall all enjoy hearing from one
       who we hope to have as a new member, Mrs. Kennicott, who
       with her splendid literary training and all should be able to
       give us many pointers and--many helpful pointers."
       Carol had warned herself not to be so "beastly
       supercilious." She had insisted that in the belated quest of these
       work-stained women was an aspiration which ought to stir her
       tears. "But they're so self-satisfied. They think they're
       doing Burns a favor. They don't believe they have a `belated
       quest.' They're sure that they have culture salted and hung
       up." It was out of this stupor of doubt that Mrs. Dawson's
       summons roused her. She was in a panic. How could she
       speak without hurting them?
       Mrs. Champ Perry leaned over to stroke her hand and
       whisper, "You look tired, dearie. Don't you talk unless you
       want to."
       Affection flooded Carol; she was on her feet, searching for
       words and courtesies:
       "The only thing in the way of suggestion---- I know
       you are following a definite program, but I do wish that now
       you've had such a splendid introduction, instead of going on
       with some other subject next year you could return and take up
       the poets more in detail. Especially actual quotations--even
       though their lives are so interesting and, as Mrs. Warren said,
       so morally instructive. And perhaps there are several poets
       not mentioned today whom it might be worth while considering
       --Keats, for instance, and Matthew Arnold and Rossetti and
       Swinburne. Swinburne would be such a--well, that is, such
       a contrast to life as we all enjoy it in our beautiful Middle-
       west----"
       She saw that Mrs. Leonard Warren was not with her. She
       captured her by innocently continuing:
       "Unless perhaps Swinburne tends to be, uh, more outspoken
       than you, than we really like. What do you think, Mrs.
       Warren?"
       The pastor's wife decided, "Why, you've caught my very thoughts,
       Mrs. Kennicott. Of course I have never READ Swinburne,
       but years ago, when he was in vogue, I remember Mr. Warren
       saying that Swinburne (or was it Oscar Wilde? but anyway:)
       he said that though many so-called intellectual people posed
       and pretended to find beauty in Swinburne, there can never
       be genuine beauty without the message from the heart.
       But at the same time I do think you have an excellent
       idea, and though we have talked about Furnishings and China
       as the probable subject for next year, I believe that it would
       be nice if the program committee would try to work in another
       day entirely devoted to English poetry! In fact, Madame
       Chairman, I so move you."
       When Mrs. Dawson's coffee and angel's-food had helped them
       to recover from the depression caused by thoughts of Shakespeare's
       death they all told Carol that it was a pleasure to
       have her with them. The membership committee retired to
       the sitting-room for three minutes and elected her a member.
       And she stopped being patronizing.
       She wanted to be one of them. They were so loyal and
       kind. It was they who would carry out her aspiration. Her
       campaign against village sloth was actually begun! On what
       specific reform should she first loose her army? During the
       gossip after the meeting Mrs. George Edwin Mott remarked
       that the city hall seemed inadequate for the splendid modern
       Gopher Prairie. Mrs. Nat Hicks timidly wished that the
       young people could have free dances there--the lodge dances
       were so exclusive. The city hall. That was it! Carol hurried
       home.
       She had not realized that Gopher Prairie was a city. From
       Kennicott she discovered that it was legally organized with a
       mayor and city-council and wards. She was delighted by the
       simplicity of voting one's self a metropolis. Why not?
       She was a proud and patriotic citizen, all evening.
        
       II
       She examined the city hall, next morning. She had
       remembered it only as a bleak inconspicuousness. She found it
       a liver-colored frame coop half a block from Main Street. The
       front was an unrelieved wall of clapboards and dirty windows.
       It had an unobstructed view of a vacant lot and Nat Hicks's
       tailor shop. It was larger than the carpenter shop beside it,
       but not so well built.
       No one was about. She walked into the corridor. On one
       side was the municipal court, like a country school; on the
       other, the room of the volunteer fire company, with a Ford
       hose-cart and the ornamental helmets used in parades, at
       the end of the hall, a filthy two-cell jail, now empty but smelling
       of ammonia and ancient sweat. The whole second story
       was a large unfinished room littered with piles of folding
       chairs, a lime-crusted mortar-mixing box, and the skeletons of
       Fourth of July floats covered with decomposing plaster shields
       and faded red, white, and blue bunting. At the end was an
       abortive stage. The room was large enough for the community
       dances which Mrs. Nat Hicks advocated. But Carol was after
       something bigger than dances.
       In the afternoon she scampered to the public library.
       The library was open three afternoons and four evenings a
       week. It was housed in an old dwelling, sufficient but
       unattractive. Carol caught herself picturing pleasanter reading-
       rooms, chairs for children, an art collection, a librarian young
       enough to experiment.
       She berated herself, "Stop this fever of reforming everything!
       I WILL be satisfied with the library! The city hall is
       enough for a beginning. And it's really an excellent library.
       It's--it isn't so bad. . . . Is it possible that I am to
       find dishonesties and stupidity in every human activity I
       encounter? In schools and business and government and everything?
       Is there never any contentment, never any rest?"
       She shook her head as though she were shaking off water,
       and hastened into the library, a young, light, amiable presence,
       modest in unbuttoned fur coat, blue suit, fresh organdy collar,
       and tan boots roughened from scuffling snow. Miss Villets
       stared at her, and Carol purred, "I was so sorry not to see
       you at the Thanatopsis yesterday. Vida said you might come."
       "Oh. You went to the Thanatopsis. Did you enjoy it?"
       "So much. Such good papers on the poets." Carol lied
       resolutely. "But I did think they should have had you give
       one of the papers on poetry!"
       "Well---- Of course I'm not one of the bunch that seem to
       have the time to take and run the club, and if they prefer
       to have papers on literature by other ladies who have no
       literary training--after all, why should I complain? What
       am I but a city employee!"
       "You're not! You're the one person that does--that does--
       oh, you do so much. Tell me, is there, uh---- Who are the
       people who control the club?"
       Miss Villets emphatically stamped a date in the front of
       "Frank on the Lower Mississippi" for a small flaxen boy,
       glowered at him as though she were stamping a warning on
       his brain, and sighed:
       "I wouldn't put myself forward or criticize any one for the
       world, and Vida is one of my best friends, and such a splendid
       teacher, and there is no one in town more advanced and
       interested in all movements, but I must say that no matter
       who the president or the committees are, Vida Sherwin seems
       to be behind them all the time, and though she is always
       telling me about what she is pleased to call my `fine work
       in the library,' I notice that I'm not often called on for papers,
       though Mrs. Lyman Cass once volunteered and told me that
       she thought my paper on `The Cathedrals of England' was
       the most interesting paper we had, the year we took up English
       and French travel and architecture. But---- And of course
       Mrs. Mott and Mrs. Warren are very important in the club,
       as you might expect of the wives of the superintendent of
       schools and the Congregational pastor, and indeed they are
       both very cultured, but---- No, you may regard me as entirely
       unimportant. I'm sure what I say doesn't matter a bit!"
       "You're much too modest, and I'm going to tell Vida so,
       and, uh, I wonder if you can give me just a teeny bit of your
       time and show me where the magazine files are kept?"
       She had won. She was profusely escorted to a room like a
       grandmother's attic, where she discovered periodicals devoted
       to house-decoration and town-planning, with a six-year file of
       the National Geographic. Miss Villets blessedly left her alone.
       Humming, fluttering pages with delighted fingers, Carol sat
       cross-legged on the floor, the magazines in heaps about her.
       She found pictures of New England streets: the dignity of
       Falmouth, the charm of Concord, Stockbridge and Farmington
       and Hillhouse Avenue. The fairy-book suburb of Forest Hills
       on Long Island. Devonshire cottages and Essex manors and
       a Yorkshire High Street and Port Sunlight. The Arab village
       of Djeddah--an intricately chased jewel-box. A town in California
       which had changed itself from the barren brick fronts
       and slatternly frame sheds of a Main Street to a way which
       led the eye down a vista of arcades and gardens.
       Assured that she was not quite mad in her belief that a
       small American town might be lovely, as well as useful in
       buying wheat and selling plows, she sat brooding, her thin
       fingers playing a tattoo on her cheeks. She saw in Gopher
       Prairie a Georgian city hall: warm brick walls with white
       shutters, a fanlight, a wide hall and curving stair. She saw it
       the common home and inspiration not only of the town but
       of the country about. It should contain the court-room (she
       couldn't get herself to put in a jail), public library, a collection
       of excellent prints, rest-room and model kitchen for farmwives,
       theater, lecture room, free community ballroom, farm-bureau,
       gymnasium. Forming about it and influenced by it, as
       mediaeval villages gathered about the castle, she saw a new
       Georgian town as graceful and beloved as Annapolis or that
       bowery Alexandria to which Washington rode.
       All this the Thanatopsis Club was to accomplish with no
       difficulty whatever, since its several husbands were the
       controllers of business and politics. She was proud of herself for
       this practical view.
       She had taken only half an hour to change a wire-fenced
       potato-plot into a walled rose-garden. She hurried out to
       apprize Mrs. Leonard Warren, as president of the Thanatopsis,
       of the miracle which had been worked.
        
       III
       At a quarter to three Carol had left home; at half-past four
       she had created the Georgian town; at a quarter to five she
       was in the dignified poverty of the Congregational parsonage,
       her enthusiasm pattering upon Mrs. Leonard Warren like summer
       rain upon an old gray roof; at two minutes to five a town
       of demure courtyards and welcoming dormer windows had
       been erected, and at two minutes past five the entire town
       was as flat as Babylon.
       Erect in a black William and Mary chair against gray and
       speckly-brown volumes of sermons and Biblical commentaries
       and Palestine geographies upon long pine shelves, her neat
       black shoes firm on a rag-rug, herself as correct and low-toned
       as her background, Mrs. Warren listened without comment till
       Carol was quite through, then answered delicately:
       "Yes, I think you draw a very nice picture of what might
       easily come to pass--some day. I have no doubt that such
       villages will be found on the prairie--some day. But if I might
       make just the least little criticism: it seems to me that you
       are wrong in supposing either that the city hall would be the
       proper start, or that the Thanatopsis would be the right
       instrument. After all, it's the churches, isn't it, that are the
       real heart of the community. As you may possibly know, my
       husband is prominent in Congregational circles all through the
       state for his advocacy of church-union. He hopes to see all
       the evangelical denominations joined in one strong body,
       opposing Catholicism and Christian Science, and properly guiding
       all movements that make for morality and prohibition. Here,
       the combined churches could afford a splendid club-house,
       maybe a stucco and half-timber building with gargoyles and
       all sorts of pleasing decorations on it, which, it seems to me,
       would be lots better to impress the ordinary class of people
       than just a plain old-fashioned colonial house, such as you
       describe. And that would be the proper center for all
       educational and pleasurable activities, instead of letting them fall
       into the hands of the politicians."
       "I don't suppose it will take more than thirty or forty
       years for the churches to get together?" Carol said innocently.
       "Hardly that long even; things are moving so rapidly. So
       it would be a mistake to make any other plans."
       Carol did not recover her zeal till two days after, when she
       tried Mrs. George Edwin Mott, wife of the superintendent of
       schools.
       Mrs. Mott commented, "Personally, I am terribly busy with
       dressmaking and having the seamstress in the house and all,
       but it would be splendid to have the other members of the
       Thanatopsis take up the question. Except for one thing: First
       and foremost, we must have a new schoolbuilding. Mr. Mott
       says they are terribly cramped."
       Carol went to view the old building. The grades and the
       high school were combined in a damp yellow-brick structure
       with the narrow windows of an antiquated jail--a hulk which
       expressed hatred and compulsory training. She conceded Mrs.
       Mott's demand so violently that for two days she dropped her
       own campaign. Then she built the school and city hall together,
       as the center of the reborn town.
       She ventured to the lead-colored dwelling of Mrs. Dave Dyer.
       Behind the mask of winter-stripped vines and a wide porch
       only a foot above the ground, the cottage was so impersonal
       that Carol could never visualize it. Nor could she remember
       anything that was inside it. But Mrs. Dyer was personal
       enough. With Carol, Mrs. Howland, Mrs. McGanum, and
       Vida Sherwin she was a link between the Jolly Seventeen and
       the serious Thanatopsis (in contrast to Juanita Haydock, who
       unnecessarily boasted of being a "lowbrow" and publicly
       stated that she would "see herself in jail before she'd write
       any darned old club papers"). Mrs. Dyer was superfeminine
       in the kimono in which she received Carol. Her skin was fine,
       pale, soft, suggesting a weak voluptuousness. At afternoon-
       coffees she had been rude but now she addressed Carol as
       "dear," and insisted on being called Maud. Carol did not
       quite know why she was uncomfortable in this talcum-powder
       atmosphere, but she hastened to get into the fresh air of her
       plans.
       Maud Dyer granted that the city hall wasn't "so very nice,"
       yet, as Dave said, there was no use doing anything about it
       till they received an appropriation from the state and
       combined a new city hall with a national guard armory. Dave
       had given verdict, "What these mouthy youngsters that hang
       around the pool-room need is universal military training. Make
       men of 'em."
       Mrs. Dyer removed the new schoolbuilding from the city
       hall:
       "Oh, so Mrs. Mott has got you going on her school craze!
       She's been dinging at that till everybody's sick and tired. What
       she really wants is a big office for her dear bald-headed Gawge
       to sit around and look important in. Of course I admire
       Mrs. Mott, and I'm very fond of her, she's so brainy, even
       if she does try to butt in and run the Thanatopsis, but I must
       say we're sick of her nagging. The old building was good
       enough for us when we were kids! I hate these would-be
       women politicians, don't you?"
        
       IV
       The first week of March had given promise of spring and
       stirred Carol with a thousand desires for lakes and fields and
       roads. The snow was gone except for filthy woolly patches
       under trees, the thermometer leaped in a day from wind-bitten
       chill to itchy warmth. As soon as Carol was convinced that
       even in this imprisoned North, spring could exist again, the
       snow came down as abruptly as a paper storm in a theater;
       the northwest gale flung it up in a half blizzard; and with
       her hope of a glorified town went hope of summer meadows.
       But a week later, though the snow was everywhere in slushy
       heaps, the promise was unmistakable. By the invisible hints
       in air and sky and earth which had aroused her every year
       through ten thousand generations she knew that spring was
       coming. It was not a scorching, hard, dusty day like the
       treacherous intruder of a week before, but soaked with languor,
       softened with a milky light. Rivulets were hurrying in each
       alley; a calling robin appeared by magic on the crab-apple
       tree in the Howlands' yard. Everybody chuckled, "Looks
       like winter is going," and "This 'll bring the frost out of the
       roads--have the autos out pretty soon now--wonder what kind
       of bass-fishing we'll get this summer--ought to be good crops
       this year."
       Each evening Kennicott repeated, "We better not take off
       our Heavy Underwear or the storm windows too soon--might
       be 'nother spell of cold--got to be careful 'bout catching cold--
       wonder if the coal will last through?"
       The expanding forces of life within her choked the desire
       for reforming. She trotted through the house, planning the
       spring cleaning with Bea. When she attended her second
       meeting of the Thanatopsis she said nothing about remaking
       the town. She listened respectably to statistics on Dickens,
       Thackeray, Jane Austen, George Eliot, Scott, Hardy, Lamb,
       De Quincey, and Mrs. Humphry Ward, who, it seemed,
       constituted the writers of English Fiction and Essays.
       Not till she inspected the rest-room did she again become
       a fanatic. She had often glanced at the store-building which
       had been turned into a refuge in which farmwives could wait
       while their husbands transacted business. She had heard Vida
       Sherwin and Mrs. Warren caress the virtue of the Thanatopsis
       in establishing the rest-room and in sharing with the city
       council the expense of maintaining it. But she had never
       entered it till this March day.
       She went in impulsively; nodded at the matron, a plump
       worthy widow named Nodelquist, and at a couple of farm-
       women who were meekly rocking. The rest-room resembled
       a second-hand store. It was furnished with discarded patent
       rockers, lopsided reed chairs, a scratched pine table, a gritty
       straw mat, old steel engravings of milkmaids being morally
       amorous under willow-trees, faded chromos of roses and fish,
       and a kerosene stove for warming lunches. The front window
       was darkened by torn net curtains and by a mound of geraniums
       and rubber-plants.
       While she was listening to Mrs. Nodelquist's account of how
       many thousands of farmers' wives used the rest-room every
       year, and how much they "appreciated the kindness of the
       ladies in providing them with this lovely place, and all free,"
       she thought, "Kindness nothing! The kind-ladies' husbands
       get the farmers' trade. This is mere commercial accommodation.
       And it's horrible. It ought to be the most charming
       room in town, to comfort women sick of prairie kitchens.
       Certainly it ought to have a clear window, so that they can
       see the metropolitan life go by. Some day I'm going to make
       a better rest-room--a club-room. Why! I've already planned
       that as part of my Georgian town hall!"
       So it chanced that she was plotting against the peace of the
       Thanatopsis at her third meeting (which covered Scandinavian,
       Russian, and Polish Literature, with remarks by Mrs. Leonard
       Warren on the sinful paganism of the Russian so-called
       church). Even before the entrance of the coffee and hot rolls
       Carol seized on Mrs. Champ Perry, the kind and ample-
       bosomed pioneer woman who gave historic dignity to the
       modern matrons of the Thanatopsis. She poured out her
       plans. Mrs. Perry nodded and stroked Carol's hand, but at
       the end she sighed:
       "I wish I could agree with you, dearie. I'm sure you're
       one of the Lord's anointed (even if we don't see you at the
       Baptist Church as often as we'd like to)! But I'm afraid
       you're too tender-hearted. When Champ and I came here
       we teamed-it with an ox-cart from Sauk Centre to Gopher
       Prairie, and there was nothing here then but a stockade and
       a few soldiers and some log cabins. When we wanted salt pork
       and gunpowder, we sent out a man on horseback, and probably
       he was shot dead by the Injuns before he got back. We
       ladies--of course we were all farmers at first--we didn't expect
       any rest-room in those days. My, we'd have thought the one
       they have now was simply elegant! My house was roofed
       with hay and it leaked something terrible when it rained--
       only dry place was under a shelf.
       "And when the town grew up we thought the new city
       hall was real fine. And I don't see any need for dance-halls.
       Dancing isn't what it was, anyway. We used to dance modest,
       and we had just as much fun as all these young folks do
       now with their terrible Turkey Trots and hugging and all.
       But if they must neglect the Lord's injunction that young girls
       ought to be modest, then I guess they manage pretty well at
       the K. P. Hall and the Oddfellows', even if some of tie lodges
       don't always welcome a lot of these foreigners and hired
       help to all their dances. And I certainly don't see any
       need of a farm-bureau or this domestic science demonstration
       you talk about. In my day the boys learned to farm by honest
       sweating, and every gal could cook, or her ma learned her
       how across her knee! Besides, ain't there a county agent at
       Wakamin? He comes here once a fortnight, maybe. That's
       enough monkeying with this scientific farming--Champ says
       there's nothing to it anyway.
       "And as for a lecture hall--haven't we got the churches?
       Good deal better to listen to a good old-fashioned sermon than
       a lot of geography and books and things that nobody needs
       to know--more 'n enough heathen learning right here in the
       Thanatopsis. And as for trying to make a whole town in this
       Colonial architecture you talk about---- I do love nice things;
       to this day I run ribbons into my petticoats, even if Champ
       Perry does laugh at me, the old villain! But just the same
       I don't believe any of us old-timers would like to see the town
       that we worked so hard to build being tore down to make a
       place that wouldn't look like nothing but some Dutch story-
       book and not a bit like the place we loved. And don't you think
       it's sweet now? All the trees and lawns? And such comfy
       houses, and hot-water heat and electric lights and telephones
       and cement walks and everything? Why, I thought everybody
       from the Twin Cities always said it was such a beautiful
       town!"
       Carol forswore herself; declared that Gopher Prairie had
       the color of Algiers and the gaiety of Mardi Gras.
       Yet the next afternoon she was pouncing on Mrs. Lyman
       Cass, the hook-nosed consort of the owner of the flour-mill.
       Mrs. Cass's parlor belonged to the crammed-Victorian school,
       as Mrs. Luke Dawson's belonged to the bare-Victorian. It was
       furnished on two principles: First, everything must resemble
       something else. A rocker had a back like a lyre, a near-leather
       seat imitating tufted cloth, and arms like Scotch Presbyterian
       lions; with knobs, scrolls, shields, and spear-points on
       unexpected portions of the chair. The second principle of the
       crammed-Victorian school was that every inch of the interior
       must be filled with useless objects.
       The walls of Mrs. Cass's parlor were plastered with "hand-
       painted" pictures, "buckeye" pictures, of birch-trees, news-
       boys, puppies, and church-steeples on Christmas Eve; with a
       plaque depicting the Exposition Building in Minneapolis, burnt-
       wood portraits of Indian chiefs of no tribe in particular, a
       pansy-decked poetic motto, a Yard of Roses, and the banners of
       the educational institutions attended by the Casses' two sons--
       Chicopee Falls Business College and McGilllcuddy University.
       One small square table contained a card-receiver of painted
       china with a rim of wrought and gilded lead, a Family Bible,
       Grant's Memoirs, the latest novel by Mrs. Gene Stratton
       Porter, a wooden model of a Swiss chalet which was also a bank
       for dimes, a polished abalone shell holding one black-headed
       pin and one empty spool, a velvet pin-cushion in a gilded
       metal slipper with "Souvenir of Troy, N. Y." stamped on the
       toe, and an unexplained red glass dish which had warts.
       Mrs. Cass's first remark was, "I must show you all my
       pretty things and art objects."
       She piped, after Carol's appeal:
       "I see. You think the New England villages and Colonial
       houses are so much more cunning than these Middlewestern
       towns. I'm glad you feel that way. You'll be interested to
       know I was born in Vermont."
       "And don't you think we ought to try to make Gopher
       Prai----"
       "My gracious no! We can't afford it. Taxes are much too
       high as it is. We ought to retrench, and not let the city council
       spend another cent. Uh---- Don't you think that was a grand
       paper Mrs. Westlake read about Tolstoy? I was so glad
       she pointed out how all his silly socialistic ideas failed."
       What Mrs. Cass said was what Kennicott said, that evening.
       Not in twenty years would the council propose or Gopher
       Prairie vote the funds for a new city hall.
        
       V
       Carol had avoided exposing her plans to Vida Sherwin. She
       was shy of the big-sister manner; Vida would either laugh
       at her or snatch the idea and change it to suit herself. But
       there was no other hope. When Vida came in to tea Carol
       sketched her Utopia.
       Vida was soothing but decisive:
       "My dear, you're all off. I would like to see it: a real
       gardeny place to shut out the gales. But it can't be done.
       What could the clubwomen accomplish?"
       "Their husbands are the most important men in town.
       They ARE the town!"
       "But the town as a separate unit is not the husband of the
       Thanatopsis. If you knew the trouble we had in getting the
       city council to spend the money and cover the pumping-station
       with vines! Whatever you may think of Gopher Prairie
       women, they're twice as progressive as the men."
       "But can't the men see the ugliness?"
       "They don't think it's ugly. And how can you prove it?
       Matter of taste. Why should they like what a Boston architect likes?"
       "What they like is to sell prunes!"
       "Well, why not? Anyway, the point is that you have to
       work from the inside, with what we have, rather than from
       the outside, with foreign ideas. The shell ought not to be
       forced on the spirit. It can't be! The bright shell has to
       grow out of the spirit, and express it. That means waiting.
       If we keep after the city council for another ten years they
       MAY vote the bonds for a new school."
       "I refuse to believe that if they saw it the big men would
       be too tight-fisted to spend a few dollars each for a building--
       think!--dancing and lectures and plays, all done co-operatively!"
       "You mention the word `co-operative' to the merchants and
       they'll lynch you! The one thing they fear more than mail-
       order houses is that farmers' co-operative movements may get started."
       "The secret trails that lead to scared pocket-books! Always,
       in everything! And I don't have any of the fine melodrama
       of fiction: the dictagraphs and speeches by torchlight. I'm
       merely blocked by stupidity. Oh, I know I'm a fool. I dream
       of Venice, and I live in Archangel and scold because the
       Northern seas aren't tender-colored. But at least they sha'n't
       keep me from loving Venice, and sometime I'll run away----
       All right. No more."
       She flung out her hands in a gesture of renunciation.
        
       VI
       Early May; wheat springing up in blades like grass; corn
       and potatoes being planted; the land humming. For two days
       there had been steady rain. Even in town the roads were a
       furrowed welter of mud, hideous to view and difficult to cross.
       Main Street was a black swamp from curb to curb; on residence
       streets the grass parking beside the walks oozed gray water.
       It was prickly hot, yet the town was barren under the bleak
       sky. Softened neither by snow nor by waving boughs the
       houses squatted and scowled, revealed in their unkempt harshness.
       As she dragged homeward Carol looked with distaste at her
       clay-loaded rubbers, the smeared hem of her skirt. She passed
       Lyman Cass's pinnacled, dark-red, hulking house. She waded
       a streaky yellow pool. This morass was not her home, she
       insisted. Her home, and her beautiful town, existed in her
       mind. They had already been created. The task was done.
       What she really had been questing was some one to share them
       with her. Vida would not; Kennicott could not.
       Some one to share her refuge.
       Suddenly she was thinking of Guy Pollock.
       She dismissed him. He was too cautious. She needed a
       spirit as young and unreasonable as her own. And she would
       never find it. Youth would never come singing. She was
       beaten.
       Yet that same evening she had an idea which solved the
       rebuilding of Gopher Prairie.
       Within ten minutes she was jerking the old-fashioned bell-
       pull of Luke Dawson. Mrs. Dawson opened the door and
       peered doubtfully about the edge of it. Carol kissed her
       cheek, and frisked into the lugubrious sitting-room.
       "Well, well, you're a sight for sore eyes!" chuckled Mr.
       Dawson, dropping his newspaper, pushing his spectacles back
       on his forehead.
       "You seem so excited," sighed Mrs. Dawson.
       "I am! Mr. Dawson, aren't you a millionaire?"
       He cocked his head, and purred, "Well, I guess if I cashed
       in on all my securities and farm-holdings and my interests in
       iron on the Mesaba and in Northern timber and cut-over lands,
       I could push two million dollars pretty close, and I've made
       every cent of it by hard work and having the sense to not go
       out and spend every----"
       "I think I want most of it from you!"
       The Dawsons glanced at each other in appreciation of the
       jest; and he chirped, "You're worse than Reverend Benlick!
       He don't hardly ever strike me for more than ten dollars--
       at a time!"
       "I'm not joking. I mean it! Your children in the Cities are
       grown-up and well-to-do. You don't want to die and leave
       your name unknown. Why not do a big, original thing? Why
       not rebuild the whole town? Get a great architect, and have
       him plan a town that would be suitable to the prairie. Perhaps
       he'd create some entirely new form of architecture. Then tear
       down all these shambling buildings----"
       Mr. Dawson had decided that she really did mean it. He
       wailed, "Why, that would cost at least three or four million
       dollars!"
       "But you alone, just one man, have two of those millions!"
       "Me? Spend all my hard-earned cash on building houses
       for a lot of shiftless beggars that never had the sense to save
       their money? Not that I've ever been mean. Mama could
       always have a hired girl to do the work--when we could find
       one. But her and I have worked our fingers to the bone and--
       spend it on a lot of these rascals----?"
       "Please! Don't be angry! I just mean--I mean---- Oh,
       not spend all of it, of course, but if you led off the list, and
       the others came in, and if they heard you talk about a more
       attractive town----"
       "Why now, child, you've got a lot of notions. Besides
       what's the matter with the town? Looks good to me. I've
       had people that have traveled all over the world tell me time
       and again that Gopher Prairie is the prettiest place in the
       Middlewest. Good enough for anybody. Certainly good
       enough for Mama and me. Besides! Mama and me are plan-
       ning to go out to Pasadena and buy a bungalow and live
       there."
        
       VII
       She had met Miles Bjornstam on the street. For the second
       of welcome encounter this workman with the bandit mustache
       and the muddy overalls seemed nearer than any one else to
       the credulous youth which she was seeking to fight beside her,
       and she told him, as a cheerful anecdote, a little of her story.
       He grunted, "I never thought I'd be agreeing with Old Man
       Dawson, the penny-pinching old land-thief--and a fine briber
       he is, too. But you got the wrong slant. You aren't one of
       the people--yet. You want to do something for the town. I
       don't! I want the town to do something for itself. We don't
       want old Dawson's money--not if it's a gift, with a string.
       We'll take it away from him, because it belongs to us. You
       got to get more iron and cussedness into you. Come join us
       cheerful bums, and some day--when we educate ourselves and
       quit being bums--we'll take things and run 'em straight."
       He had changed from her friend to a cynical man in over
       alls. She could not relish the autocracy of "cheerful bums."
       She forgot him as she tramped the outskirts of town.
       She had replaced The city hall project by an entirely new
       and highly exhilarating thought of how little was done for
       these unpicturesque poor.
        
       VIII
       The spring of the plains is not a reluctant virgin but brazen
       and soon away. The mud roads of a few days ago are powdery
       dust and the puddles beside them have hardened into lozenges
       of black sleek earth like cracked patent leather.
       Carol was panting as she crept to the meeting of the
       Thanatopsis program committee which was to decide the subject for
       next fall and winter.
       Madam Chairman (Miss Ella Stowbody in an oyster-
       colored blouse) asked if there was any new business.
       Carol rose. She suggested that the Thanatopsis ought to
       help the poor of the town. She was ever so correct and modern.
       She did not, she said, want charity for them, but a chance of
       self-help; an employment bureau, direction in washing babies
       and making pleasing stews, possibly a municipal fund for home-
       building. "What do you think of my plans, Mrs. Warren?"
       she concluded.
       Speaking judiciously, as one related to the church by
       marriage, Mrs. Warren gave verdict:
       "I'm sure we're all heartily in accord with Mrs. Kennicott
       in feeling that wherever genuine poverty is encountered, it is
       not only noblesse oblige but a joy to fulfil our duty to the less
       fortunate ones. But I must say it seems to me we should
       lose the whole point of the thing by not regarding it as charity.
       Why, that's the chief adornment of the true Christian and the
       church! The Bible has laid it down for our guidance. `Faith,
       Hope, and CHARITY,' it says, and, `The poor ye have with ye
       always,' which indicates that there never can be anything to
       these so-called scientific schemes for abolishing charity, never!
       And isn't it better so? I should hate to think of a world in
       which we were deprived of all the pleasure of giving. Besides,
       if these shiftless folks realize they're getting charity, and not
       something to which they have a right, they're so much more grateful."
       "Besides," snorted Miss Ella Stowbody, "they've been
       fooling you, Mrs. Kennicott. There isn't any real poverty here.
       Take that Mrs. Steinhof you speak of: I send her our washing
       whenever there's too much for our hired girl--I must have
       sent her ten dollars' worth the past year alone! I'm sure Papa
       would never approve of a city home-building fund. Papa says
       these folks are fakers. Especially all these tenant farmers
       that pretend they have so much trouble getting seed and
       machinery. Papa says they simply won't pay their debts. He
       says he's sure he hates to foreclose mortgages, but it's the only
       way to make them respect the law."
       "And then think of all the clothes we give these people!"
       said Mrs. Jackson Elder.
       Carol intruded again. "Oh yes. The clothes. I was going
       to speak of that. Don't you think that when we give clothes
       to the poor, if we do give them old ones, we ought to mend
       them first and make them as presentable as we can? Next
       Christmas when the Thanatopsis makes its distribution,
       wouldn't it be jolly if we got together and sewed on the clothes,
       and trimmed hats, and made them----"
       "Heavens and earth, they have more time than we have!
       They ought to be mighty good and grateful to get anything,
       no matter what shape it's in. I know I'm not going to sit
       and sew for that lazy Mrs. Vopni, with all I've got to do!"
       snapped Ella Stowbody.
       They were glaring at Carol. She reflected that Mrs. Vopni,
       whose husband had been killed by a train, had ten children.
       But Mrs. Mary Ellen Wilks was smiling. Mrs. Wilks was
       the proprietor of Ye Art Shoppe and Magazine and Book Store,
       and the reader of the small Christian Science church. She
       made it all clear:
       "If this class of people had an understanding of Science and
       that we are the children of God and nothing can harm us,
       they wouldn't be in error and poverty."
       Mrs. Jackson Elder confirmed, "Besides, it strikes me the
       club is already doing enough, with tree-planting and the anti-
       fly campaign and the responsibility for the rest-room--to say
       nothing of the fact that we've talked of trying to get the
       railroad to put in a park at the station!"
       "I think so too!" said Madam Chairman. She glanced
       uneasily at Miss Sherwin. "But what do you think, Vida?"
       Vida smiled tactfully at each of the committee, and
       announced, "Well, I don't believe we'd better start anything
       more right now. But it's been a privilege to hear Carol's dear
       generous ideas, hasn't it! Oh! There is one thing we must
       decide on at once. We must get together and oppose any move
       on the part of the Minneapolis clubs to elect another State
       Federation president from the Twin Cities. And this Mrs.
       Edgar Potbury they're putting forward--I know there are
       people who think she's a bright interesting speaker, but I
       regard her as very shallow. What do you say to my writing
       to the Lake Ojibawasha Club, telling them that if their district
       will support Mrs. Warren for second vice-president, we'll
       support their Mrs. Hagelton (and such a dear, lovely, cultivated
       woman, too) for president."
       "Yes! We ought to show up those Minneapolis folks!"
       Ella Stowbody said acidly. "And oh, by the way, we must
       oppose this movement of Mrs. Potbury's to have the state clubs
       come out definitely in favor of woman suffrage. Women
       haven't any place in politics. They would lose all their daintiness
       and charm if they became involved in these horried plots
       and log-rolling and all this awful political stuff about scandal
       and personalities and so on."
       All--save one--nodded. They interrupted the formal
       business-meeting to discuss Mrs. Edgar Potbury's husband,
       Mrs. Potbury's income, Mrs. Potbury's sedan, Mrs. Potbury's
       residence, Mrs. Potbury's oratorical style, Mrs. Potbury's
       mandarin evening coat, Mrs. Potbury's coiffure, and Mrs. Potbury's
       altogether reprehensible influence on the State Federation of
       Women's Clubs.
       Before the program committee adjourned they took three
       minutes to decide which of the subjects suggested by the
       magazine Culture Hints, Furnishings and China, or The Bible
       as Literature, would be better for the coming year. There
       was one annoying incident. Mrs. Dr. Kennicott interfered
       and showed off again. She commented, "Don't you think
       that we already get enough of the Bible in our churches and
       Sunday Schools?"
       Mrs. Leonard Warren, somewhat out of order but much
       more out of temper, cried, "Well upon my word! I didn't
       suppose there was any one who felt that we could get enough
       of the Bible! I guess if the Grand Old Book has withstood
       the attacks of infidels for these two thousand years it is worth
       our SLIGHT consideration!"
       "Oh, I didn't mean----" Carol begged. Inasmuch as she
       did mean, it was hard to be extremely lucid. "But I wish,
       instead of limiting ourselves either to the Bible, or to anecdotes
       about the Brothers Adam's wigs, which Culture Hints seems
       to regard as the significant point about furniture, we could
       study some of the really stirring ideas that are springing up
       today--whether it's chemistry or anthropology or labor problems--
       the things that are going to mean so terribly much."
       Everybody cleared her polite throat.
       Madam Chairman inquired, "Is there any other discussion?
       Will some one make a motion to adopt the suggestion of Vida
       Sherwin--to take up Furnishings and China?"
       It was adopted, unanimously.
       "Checkmate!" murmured Carol, as she held up her hand.
       Had she actually believed that she could plant a seed of
       liberalism in the blank wall of mediocrity? How had she
       fallen into the folly of trying to plant anything whatever in a
       wall so smooth and sun-glazed, and so satisfying to the happy
       sleepers within? _