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Seventeen
CHAPTER VI. TRUCULENCE
Booth Tarkington
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       _ Clematis frowned and sneezed as the infinitesimal
       particles of sachet powder settled in
       the lining of his nose. He became serious, and
       was conscious of a growing feeling of dislike; he
       began to be upset over the whole matter. But
       his conscience compelled him to persist in his
       attempt to solve the mystery; and also he remembered
       that one should be courteous, no matter
       what some other thing chooses to be. Hence he
       sought to place his nose in contact with Flopit's,
       for he had perceived on the front of the
       mysterious stranger a buttony something which
       might possibly be a nose.
       Flopit evaded the contact. He felt that he
       had endured about enough from this Apache, and
       that it was nearly time to destroy him. Having
       no experience of battle, save with bedroom
       slippers and lace handkerchiefs, Flopit had little
       doubt of his powers as a warrior. Betrayed by
       his majestic self-importance, he had not the
       remotest idea that he was small. Usually he saw
       the world from a window, or from the seat of
       an automobile, or over his mistress's arm. He
       looked down on all dogs, thought them ruffianly,
       despised them; and it is the miraculous truth
       that not only was he unaware that he was
       small, but he did not even know that he was a
       dog, himself. He did not think about himself in
       that way.
       From these various ignorances of his sprang
       his astonishing, his incredible, valor. Clematis,
       with head lowered close to Flopit's, perceived
       something peering at him from beneath the
       tangled curtain of cottony, violet-scented stuff
       which seemed to be the upper part of Flopit's
       face. It was Flopit's eye, a red-rimmed eye and
       sore--and so demoniacally malignant that Clematis,
       indescribably startled, would have withdrawn
       his own countenance at once--but it was
       too late. With a fearful oath Flopit sprang
       upward and annexed himself to the under lip of the
       horrified Clematis.
       Horror gave place to indignation instantly; and
       as Miss Parcher and her guest turned, screaming,
       Clematis's self-command went all to pieces.
       Miss Parcher became faint and leaned against
       the hedge along which they had been passing, but
       her visitor continued to scream, while Mr. Watson
       endeavored to kick Clematis without ruining
       Flopit--a difficult matter.
       Flopit was baresark from the first, and the
       mystery is where he learned the dog-cursing that
       he did. In spite of the David-and-Goliath difference
       in size it would be less than justice to deny
       that a very fair dog-fight took place. It was so
       animated, in truth, that the one expert in such
       matters who was present found himself warmly
       interested. Genesis relieved himself of the burden
       of the wash-tub upon his back, dropped the
       handle of that other in which he had a half-
       interest, and watched the combat; his mouth,
       like his eyes, wide open in simple pleasure.
       He was not destined to enjoy the spectacle to
       the uttermost; a furious young person struck
       him a frantic, though harmless, blow with a pink
       parasol.
       ``You stop them!'' she screamed. ``You make
       that horrible dog stop, or I'll have you arrested!''
       Genesis rushed forward.
       ``You CLEM!'' he shouted.
       And instantly Clematis was but a whitish and
       brownish streak along the hedge. He ran like a
       dog in a moving picture when they speed the
       film, and he shot from sight, once more, round
       the corner, while Flopit, still cursing, was seized
       and squeezed in his mistress's embrace.
       But she was not satisfied. ``Where's that
       laundryman with the tin thing on his head?'' she
       demanded. ``He ought to be arrested for having
       such a dog. It's HIS dog, isn't it? Where is
       he?''
       Genesis turned and looked round about the
       horizon, mystified. William Sylvanus Baxter and
       the clothes-boiler had disappeared from sight.
       ``If he owns that dog,'' asserted the still furious
       owner of Flopit, ``I WILL have him arrested.''
       Where is he? Where is that laundryman?''
       ``Why, he,'' Genesis began slowly, ``HE ain' no
       laundrym--'' He came to an uncertain pause.
       If she chose to assume, with quick feminine intuition,
       that the dog was William's and that William
       was a laundryman, it was not Genesis's place to
       enlighten her. `` 'Tic'larly,'' he reflected, ``since
       she talk so free about gittin' people 'rested!''
       He became aware that William had squirmed
       through the hedge and now lay prostrate on the
       other side of it, but this, likewise, was something
       within neither his duty nor his inclination to
       reveal.
       ``Thishere laundryman,'' said Genesis, resuming--
       ``thishere laundryman what own the dog,
       I reckon he mus' hopped on 'at street-car what
       went by.''
       ``Well, he OUGHT to be arrested!'' she said, and,
       pressing her cheek to Flopit's, she changed her
       tone. ``Izzum's ickle heart a-beatin' so floppity!
       Um's own mumsy make ums all right, um's
       p'eshus Flopit!'
       Then with the consoling Miss Parcher's arm
       about her, and Mr. Watson even more dazzled
       with love than when he had first met her, some
       three hours past, she made her way between
       the tubs, and passed on down the street. Not
       till the three (and Flopit) were out of sight
       did William come forth from the hedge.
       ``Hi yah!'' exclaimed Genesis. `` 'At lady go'n a
       'rest ev'y man what own a dog, 'f she had her
       way!''
       But William spoke no word.
       In silence, then, they resumed their burdens
       and their journey. Clematis was waiting for
       them at the corner ahead. _