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Seventeen
CHAPTER XXVII. MAROONED
Booth Tarkington
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       _ At every possible opportunity William hailed
       other girls with a hasty ``M'av the next
       'thyou?'' but he was indeed unfortunate to
       have arrived so late.
       The best he got was a promise of ``the nine-
       teenth--if there IS any!''
       After each dance Miss Boke conducted him
       back to the maple-tree, aloof from the general
       throng, and William found the intermissions
       almost equal to his martyrdoms upon the platform.
       But, as there was a barely perceptible balance in
       their favor, he collected some fragments of his
       broken spirit, when Miss Boke would have borne
       him to the platform for the sixth time, and begged
       to ``sit this one out,'' alleging that he had ``kind
       of turned his ankle, or something,'' he believed.
       The cordial girl at once placed him upon the
       chair and gallantly procured another for herself.
       In her solicitude she sat close to him, looking
       fondly at his face, while William, though now
       and then rubbing his ankle for plausibility's sake,
       gazed at the platform with an expression which
       Gustave Dore would gratefully have found
       suggestive. William was conscious of a voice
       continually in action near him, but not of what it
       said. Miss Boke was telling him of the dancing
       ``up at the lake'' where she had spent the summer,
       and how much she had loved it, but William
       missed all that. Upon the many-colored platform
       the ineffable One drifted to and fro, back
       and forth; her little blonde head, in a golden net,
       glinting here and there like a bit of tinsel blowing
       across a flower-garden.
       And when that dance and its encore were over
       she went to lean against a tree, while Wallace
       Banks fanned her, but she was so busy with
       Wallace that she did not notice William, though
       she passed near enough to waft a breath of
       violet scent to his wan nose. A fragment of her
       silver speech tinkled in his ear:
       ``Oh, Wallie Banks! Bid pid s'ant have
       Bruvva Josie-Joe's dance 'less Joe say so. Lola
       MUS' be fair. Wallie mustn't--''
       ``That's that Miss Pratt,'' observed Miss Boke,
       following William's gaze with some interest.
       ``You met her yet?''
       ``Yeh,'' said William.
       ``She's been visiting here all summer,'' Miss
       Boke informed him. ``I was at a little tea this
       afternoon, and some of the girls said this Miss
       Pratt said she'd never DREAM of getting engaged
       to any man that didn't have seven hundred and
       fifty thousand dollars. I don't know if it's true
       or not, but I expect so. Anyway, they said they
       heard her say so.''
       William lifted his right hand from his ankle
       and passed it, time after time, across his damp
       forehead. He did not believe that Miss Pratt
       could have expressed herself in so mercenary a
       manner, but if she HAD--well, one fact in British
       history had so impressed him that he remembered
       it even after Examination: William Pitt, the
       younger, had been Prime Minister of England at
       twenty-one.
       If an Englishman could do a thing like that,
       surely a bright, energetic young American needn't
       feel worried about seven hundred and fifty
       thousand dollars! And although William, at
       seventeen, had seldom possessed more than seven
       hundred and fifty cents, four long years must
       pass, and much could be done, before he would
       reach the age at which William Pitt attained the
       premiership--coincidentally a good, ripe,
       marriageable age. Still, seven hundred and fifty
       thousand dollars is a stiffish order, even allowing
       four long years to fill it; and undoubtedly Miss
       Boke's bit of gossip added somewhat to the
       already sufficient anxieties of William's evening.
       ``Up at the lake,'' Miss Boke chattered on,
       ``we got to use the hotel dining-room for the
       hops. It's a floor a good deal like this floor is
       to-night--just about oily enough and as nice a
       floor as ever I danced on. We have awf'ly good
       times up at the lake. 'Course there aren't so
       many Men up there, like there are here to-night,
       and I MUST say I AM glad to get a chance to dance
       with a Man again! I told you you'd dance all
       right, once we got started, and look at the way
       it's turned out: our steps just suit exactly! If I
       must say it, I could scarcely think of anybody I
       EVER met I'd rather dance with. When anybody's
       step suits in with mine, that way, why, I LOVE to
       dance straight through an evening with one person,
       the way we're doing.''
       Dimly, yet with strong repulsion, William
       perceived that their interminable companionship
       had begun to affect Miss Boke with a liking for
       him. And as she chattered chummily on, revealing
       this increasing cordiality all the while--
       though her more obvious topics were dancing,
       dancing-floors, and ``the lake''--the reciprocal
       sentiment roused in his breast was that of Sindbad
       the Sailor for the Old Man of the Sea.
       He was unable to foresee a future apart from
       her; and when she informed him that she preferred
       his style of dancing to all other styles
       shown by the Men at this party, her thus singling
       him out for praise only emphasized, in his mind,,
       that point upon which he was the most embittered.
       ``Yes!'' he reflected. ``It had to be ME!''
       With all the crowd to choose from, Mrs. Parcher
       had to go and pick on HIM! All, all the others
       went about, free as air, flitting from girl to girl--
       girls that danced like girls! All, all except
       William, danced with Miss PRATT! What Miss Pratt
       had offered HIM was a choice between the thirty-
       second dance and the twenty-first extra. THAT
       was what he had to look forward to: the thirty-
       second reg'lar or the twenty-first extra!
       Meanwhile, merely through eternity, he was
       sealed unto Miss Boke.
       The tie that bound them oppressed him as if
       it had been an ill-omened matrimony, and he sat
       beside her like an unwilling old husband. All
       the while, Miss Boke had no appreciation whatever
       of her companion's real condition, and, when
       little, spasmodic, sinister changes appeared in his
       face (as they certainly did from time to time) she
       attributed them to pains in his ankle. However,
       William decided to discard his ankle, after they
       had ``sat out'' two dances on account of it. He
       decided that he preferred dancing, and said he
       guessed he must be better.
       So they danced again--and again.
       When the fourteenth dance came, about half
       an hour before midnight, they were still dancing
       together.
       It was upon the conclusion of this fourteenth
       dance that Mr. Parcher mentioned to his wife a
       change in his feelings toward William. ``I've
       been watching him,'' said Mr. Parcher, ``and I
       never saw true misery show plainer. He's having
       a really horrible time. By George! I hate him,
       but I've begun to feel kind of sorry for him!
       Can't you trot up somebody else, so he can get
       away from that fat girl?''
       Mrs. Parcher shook her head in a discouraged
       way. ``I've tried, and I've tried, and I've tried!''
       she said.
       ``Well, try again.''
       ``I can't now.'' She waved her hand toward
       the rear of the house. Round the corner marched
       a short procession of negroes, bearing trays; and
       the dancers were dispersing themselves to chairs
       upon the lawn ``for refreshments.''
       ``Well, do something,'' Mr. Parcher urged.
       ``We don't want to find him in the cistern in the
       morning!''
       Mrs. Parcher looked thoughtful, then brightened.
       ``_I_ know!'' she said. ``I'll make May and
       Lola and their partners come sit in this little
       circle of chairs here, and then I'll go and bring
       Willie and Miss Boke to sit with them. I'll give Willie
       the seat at Lola's left. You keep the chairs.''
       Straightway she sped upon her kindly errand.
       It proved successful, so successful, indeed, that
       without the slightest effort--without even a hint
       on her part--she brought not only William and
       his constant friend to sit in the circle with Miss
       Pratt, Miss Parcher and their escorts, but Mr.
       Bullitt, Mr. Watson, Mr. Banks, and three other
       young gentlemen as well. Nevertheless, Mrs.
       Parcher managed to carry out her plan, and
       after a little display of firmness, saw William
       satisfactorily established in the chair at Miss Pratt's
       left.
       At last, at last, he sat beside the fairy-like
       creature, and filled his lungs with infinitesimal
       particles of violet scent. More: he was no sooner
       seated than the little blonde head bent close to
       his; the golden net brushed his cheek. She
       whispered:
       ``No'ty ickle boy Batster! Lola's last night,
       an' ickle boy Batster fluttin'! Flut all night wif
       dray bid dirl!''
       William made no reply.
       There are occasions, infrequent, of course,
       when even a bachelor is not flattered by being
       accused of flirting. William's feelings toward
       Miss Boke had by this time come to such a
       pass that he, regarded the charge of flirting
       with her as little less than an implication of
       grave mental deficiency. And well he remembered
       how Miss Pratt, beholding his subjugated
       gymnastics in the dance, had grown pink with
       laughter! But still the rose-leaf lips whispered:
       ``Lola saw! Lola saw bad boy Batster under
       dray bid tree fluttin' wif dray bid dirl. Fluttin'
       all night wif dray bid 'normous dirl!''
       Her cruelty was all unwitting; she intended
       to rally him sweetly. But seventeen is deathly
       serious at such junctures, and William was in a
       sensitive condition. He made no reply in words.
       Instead, he drew himself up (from the waist,
       that is, because he was sitting) with a kind of
       proud dignity. And that was all.
       ``Oo tross?'' whispered Lola.
       He spake not.
       `` 'Twasn't my fault about dancing,'' she said.
       ``Bad boy! What made you come so late?''
       He maintained his silence and the accompanying
       icy dignity, whereupon she made a charming
       little pout.
       ``Oo be so tross,'' she said, ``Lola talk to nice
       Man uvver side of her!''
       With that she turned her back upon him and
       prattled merrily to the gentleman of sixteen upon
       her right.
       Still and cold sat William. Let her talk to the
       Man at the other side of her as she would, and
       never so gaily, William knew that she was conscious
       every instant of the reproachful presence
       upon her left. And somehow these moments of
       quiet and melancholy dignity became the most
       satisfactory he had known that evening. For as
       he sat, so silent, so austere, and not yet eating,
       though a plate of chicken salad had been placed
       upon his lap, he began to feel that there was
       somewhere about him a mysterious superiority
       which set him apart from other people--and
       above them. This quality, indefinable and lofty,
       had carried him through troubles, that very
       night, which would have wrecked the lives of
       such simple fellows as Joe Bullitt and Johnnie
       Watson. And although Miss Pratt continued
       to make merry with the Man upon her right, it
       seemed to William that this was but outward
       show. He had a strange, subtle impression that
       the mysterious superiority which set him apart
       from others was becoming perceptible to her--
       that she was feeling it, too.
       Alas! Such are the moments Fate seizes upon
       to play the clown!
       Over the chatter and laughter of the guests
       rose a too familiar voice. ``Lemme he'p you to
       nice tongue samwich, lady. No'm? Nice green
       lettuce samwich, lady?''
       Genesis!
       ``Nice tongue samwich, suh? Nice lettuce
       samwich, lady?'' he could be heard vociferating--
       perhaps a little too much as if he had
       sandwiches for sale. ``Lemme jes' lay this nice
       green lettuce samwich on you' plate fer you,
       His wide-spread hand bore the tray of
       sandwiches high overhead, for his style in waiting
       was florid, though polished. He walked with a
       faint, shuffling suggestion of a prance, a lissome
       pomposity adopted in obedience to the art-sense
       within him which bade him harmonize himself
       with occasions of state and fashion. His manner
       was the super-supreme expression of graciousness,
       but the graciousness was innocent, being but an
       affectation and nothing inward--for inwardly
       Genesis was humble. He was only pretending to
       be the kind of waiter he would like to be.
       And because he was a new waiter he strongly
       wished to show familiarity with his duties--
       familiarity, in fact, with everything and everybody.
       This yearning, born of self-doubt, and intensified
       by a slight touch of gin, was beyond question
       the inspiration of his painful behavior when
       he came near the circle of chairs where sat Mr.
       and Mrs. Parcher, Miss Parcher, Miss Pratt,
       Miss Boke, Mr. Watson, Mr. Bullitt, others--and
       William.
       ``Nice tongue samwich, lady!'' he announced,
       semi-cake-walking beneath his high-borne tray.
       Nice green lettuce sam--'' He came suddenly
       to a dramatic dead-stop as he beheld William
       sitting before him, wearing that strange new
       dignity and Mr. Baxter's evening clothes. ``Name
       o' goo'ness!'' Genesis exclaimed, so loudly that
       every one looked up. ``How in the livin' worl'
       you evuh come to git here? You' daddy sut'ny
       mus' 'a' weakened 'way down 'fo' he let you
       wear his low-cut ves' an' pants an' long-tail
       coat! I bet any man fifty cents you gone an'
       stole 'em out aftuh he done went to bed!''
       And he burst into a wild, free African laugh.
       At seventeen such things are not embarrassing;
       they are catastrophical. But, mercifully,
       catastrophes often produce a numbness in the
       victims. More as in a trance than actually
       William heard the outbreak of his young
       companions; and, during the quarter of an hour
       subsequent to Genesis's performance, the oft-
       renewed explosions of their mirth made but a
       kind of horrid buzzing in his ears. Like sounds
       borne from far away were the gaspings of Mr.
       and Mrs. Parcher, striving with all their strength
       to obtain mastery of themselves once more.
       . . . A flourish of music challenged the
       dancers. Couples appeared upon the platform.
       The dreadful supper was over.
       The ineffable One, supremely pink, rose from
       her seat at William's side and moved toward the
       platform with the glowing Joe Bullitt. Then
       William, roused to action by this sight, sprang
       to his feet and took a step toward them. But
       it was only one weak step.
       A warm and ample hand placed itself firmly
       inside the crook of his elbow. ``Let's get started
       for this one before the floor gets all crowded
       up,'' said Miss Boke.
       Miss Boke danced and danced with him; she
       danced him on--and on--and on----
       At half past one the orchestra played ``Home,
       Sweet Home.'' As the last bars sounded, a
       group of earnest young men who had surrounded
       the lovely guest of honor, talking vehemently,
       broke into loud shouts, embraced one another and
       capered variously over the lawn. Mr. Parcher
       beheld from a distance these manifestations, and
       then, with an astonishment even more profound,
       took note of the tragic William, who was running
       toward him, radiant--Miss Boke hovering futilely
       in the far background.
       ``What's all the hullabaloo?'' Mr. Parcher inquired.
       ``Miss Pratt!'' gasped William. ``Miss Pratt!''
       ``Well, what about her?''
       And upon receiving William's reply, Mr.
       Parcher might well have discerned behind it the
       invisible hand of an ironic but recompensing
       Providence making things even--taking from the
       one to give to the other.
       ``She's going to stay!'' shouted the happy
       William. ``She's promised to stay another
       week!''
       And then, mingling with the sounds of
       rejoicing, there ascended to heaven the stricken
       cry of an elderly man plunging blindly into the
       house in search of his wife. _