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Seventeen
CHAPTER XVI. THE SHOWER
Booth Tarkington
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       _ She continued to be thoughtful until after
       lunch, when, upon the sun's disappearance
       behind a fat cloud, Jane and the heavens
       exchanged dispositions for the time--the heavens
       darkened and Jane brightened. She was in the
       front hall, when the sunshine departed rather
       abruptly, and she jumped for joy, pointing to the
       open door. ``Look! Looky there!'' she called
       to her brother. Richly ornamented, he was
       descending the front stairs, his embellishments
       including freshly pressed white trousers, a new
       straw hat, unusual shoes, and a blasphemous
       tie. ``I'm goin' to get to sail my boat,'' Jane
       shouted. ``It's goin' to rain.''
       ``It is not,'' said William, irritated. ``It's
       not going to anything like rain. I s'pose you
       think it ought to rain just to let you sail that
       chunk of wood!''
       ``It's goin' to rain--it's goin' to rain!'' (Jane
       made a little singsong chant of it.) ``It's goin'
       to rain--it gives Willie a pain--it's goin' to rain
       --it gives Willie a pain--it's goin' to--''
       He interrupted her sternly. ``Look here!
       You're old enough to know better. I s'pose you
       think there isn't anything as important in the
       world as your gettin' the chance to sail that little
       boat! I s'pose you think business and everything
       else has got to stop and get ruined, maybe,
       just to please you!'' As he spoke he walked to
       an umbrella-stand in the hall and deliberately
       took therefrom a bamboo walking-stick of his
       father's. Indeed, his denunciation of Jane's
       selfishness about the weather was made partly to
       reassure himself and settle his nerves, strained
       by the unusual procedure he contemplated, and
       partly to divert Jane's attention. In the latter
       effort he was unsuccessful; her eyes became
       strange and unbearable.
       She uttered a shriek:
       ``Willie's goin' to carry a CANE!''
       ``You hush up!'' he said, fiercely, and hurried
       out through the front door. She followed him to
       the edge of the porch; she stood there while he
       made his way to the gate, and she continued to
       stand there as he went down the street, trying to
       swing the cane in an accustomed and unembarrassed
       manner.
       Jane made this difficult.
       ``Willie's got a CANE!'' she screamed. ``He's
       got papa's CANE!'' Then, resuming her little
       chant, she began to sing: ``It's goin' to rain--
       Willie's got papa's cane--it's goin' to rain--
       Willie's got papa's cane!'' She put all of her
       voice into a final effort. ``MISS PRATT'LL GET WET
       IF YOU DON'T TAKE AN UMBERELLER-R-R!''
       The attention of several chance pedestrians
       had been attracted, and the burning William,
       breaking into an agonized half-trot, disappeared
       round the corner. Then Jane retired within the
       house, feeling that she had done her duty. It
       would be his own fault if he got wet.
       Rain was coming. Rain was in the feel of the
       air--and in Jane's hope.
       She was not disappointed. Mr. Genesis, so
       secure of fair weather in the morning, was proved
       by the afternoon to be a bad prophet. The fat
       cloud was succeeded by others, fatter; a corpulent
       army assailed the vault of heaven, heavy
       outriders before a giant of evil complexion and
       devastating temper.
       An hour after William had left the house,
       the dust in the streets and all loose paper and
       rubbish outdoors rose suddenly to a considerable
       height and started for somewhere else. The trees
       had colic; everything became as dark as winter
       twilight; streaks of wildfire ran miles in a second,
       and somebody seemed to be ripping up sheets
       of copper and tin the size of farms. The rain
       came with a swish, then with a rattle, and then
       with a roar, while people listened at their garret
       doorways and marveled. Window-panes turned
       to running water;--it poured.
       Then it relented, dribbled, shook down a few
       last drops; and passed on to the countryside.
       Windows went up; eaves and full gutters plashed
       and gurgled; clearer light fell; then, in a moment,
       sunshine rushed upon shining green trees and
       green grass; doors opened--and out came the
       children!
       Shouting, they ran to the flooded gutters.
       Here were rivers, lakes, and oceans for navigation;
       easy pilotage, for the steersman had but to wade
       beside his craft and guide it with a twig. Jane's
       timely boat was one of the first to reach the
       water.
       Her mother had been kind, and Jane, with
       shoes and stockings left behind her on the porch,
       was a happy sailor as she waded knee-deep along
       the brimming curbstones. At the corner below
       the house of the Baxters, the street was flooded
       clear across, and Jane's boat, following the
       current, proceeded gallantly onward here, sailed
       down the next block, and was thoughtlessly
       entering a sewer when she snatched it out of the
       water. Looking about her, she perceived a
       gutter which seemed even lovelier than the one
       she had followed. It was deeper and broader
       and perhaps a little browner, wherefore she
       launched her ship upon its dimpled bosom and
       explored it as far as the next sewer-hole or
       portage. Thus the voyage continued for several
       blocks with only one accident--which might have
       happened to anybody. It was an accident in the
       nature of a fall, caused by the sliding of Jane's
       left foot on some slippery mud. This treacherous
       substance, covered with water, could not have
       been anticipated; consequently Jane's emotions
       were those of indignation rather than of culpability.
       Upon rising, she debated whether or not
       she should return to her dwelling, inclining to
       the opinion that the authorities there would have
       taken the affirmative; but as she was wet not
       much above the waist, and the guilt lay all upon
       the mud, she decided that such an interruption
       of her journey would be a gross injustice to herself.
       Navigation was reopened.
       Presently the boat wandered into a miniature
       whirlpool, grooved in a spiral and pleasant
       to see. Slowly the water went round and round,
       and so did the boat without any assistance from
       Jane. Watching this movement thoughtfully,
       she brought forth from her drenched pocket some
       sodden whitish disks, recognizable as having been
       crackers, and began to eat them. Thus absorbed,
       she failed at first to notice the approach of two
       young people along the sidewalk.
       They were the entranced William and Miss
       Pratt; and their appearance offered a suggestive
       contrast in relative humidity. In charming and
       tender-colored fabrics, fluffy and cool and summery,
       she was specklessly dry; not a drop had
       touched even the little pink parasol over her
       shoulder, not one had fallen upon the tiny white
       doglet drowsing upon her arm. But William was
       wet--he was still more than merely damp,
       though they had evidently walked some distance
       since the rain had ceased to fall. His new hat
       was a mucilaginous ruin; his dank coat sagged;
       his shapeless trousers flopped heavily, and his
       shoes gave forth marshy sounds as he walked.
       No brilliant analyst was needed to diagnose
       this case. Surely any observer must have said:
       ``Here is a dry young lady, and at her side walks
       a wet young gentleman who carries an umbrella
       in one hand and a walking-stick in the other.
       Obviously the young lady and gentleman were
       out for a stroll for which the stick was
       sufficient, and they were caught by the rain.
       Before any fell, however, he found her a place of
       shelter--such as a corner drug-store and then
       himself gallantly went forth into the storm for an
       umbrella. He went to the young lady's house,
       or to the house where she may be visiting, for,
       if he had gone to his own he would have left
       his stick. It may be, too, that at his own, his
       mother would have detained him, since he is
       still at the age when it is just possible sometimes
       for mothers to get their sons into the house when
       it rains. He returned with the umbrella to the
       corner drug-store at probably about the time
       when the rain ceased to fall, because his extreme
       moistness makes necessary the deduction that
       he was out in all the rain that rained. But he
       does not seem to care.''
       The fact was that William did not even know
       that he was wet. With his head sidewise and his
       entranced eyes continuously upon the pretty face
       so near, his state was almost somnambulistic. Not
       conscious of his soggy garments or of the deluged
       streets, he floated upon a rosy cloud, incense
       about him, far-away music enchanting his ears.
       If Jane had not recognized the modeling of his
       features she might not have known them to be
       William's, for they had altered their grouping
       to produce an expression with which she was
       totally unfamiliar. To be explicit, she was
       unfamiliar with this expression in that place--
       that is to say, upon William, though she had seen
       something like it upon other people, once or
       twice, in church.
       William's thoughts might have seemed to her
       as queer as his expression, could she have known
       them. They were not very definite, however,
       taking the form of sweet, vague pictures of the
       future. These pictures were of married life; that
       is, married life as William conceived it for himself
       and Miss Pratt--something strikingly different
       from that he had observed as led by his
       mother and father, or their friends and relatives.
       In his rapt mind he beheld Miss Pratt walking
       beside him ``through life,'' with her little parasol
       and her little dog--her exquisite face always
       lifted playfully toward his own (with admiration
       underneath the playfulness), and he heard
       her voice of silver always rippling ``baby-talk''
       throughout all the years to come. He saw her
       applauding his triumphs--though these remained
       indefinite in his mind, and he was unable to
       foreshadow the business or profession which
       was to provide the amazing mansion (mainly
       conservatory) which he pictured as their home.
       Surrounded by flowers, and maintaining a private
       orchestra, he saw Miss Pratt and himself
       growing old together, attaining to such ages as
       thirty and even thirty-five, still in perfect
       harmony, and always either dancing in the evenings
       or strolling hand in hand in the moonlight.
       Sometimes they would visit the nursery, where
       curly-headed, rosy cherubs played upon a white-
       bear rug in the firelight. These were all boys
       and ready-made, the youngest being three years
       old and without a past.
       They would be beautiful children, happy with
       their luxurious toys on the bear rug, and they
       would NEVER be seen in any part of the house
       except the nursery. Their deportment would be
       flawless, and--
       ``WILL-EE!''
       The aviator struck a hole in the air; his heart
       misgave him. Then he came to earth--a sickening
       drop, and instantaneous.
       ``WILL-EE!''
       There was Jane, a figurine in a plastic state
       and altogether disgraceful;--she came up out of
       the waters and stood before them with feet of
       clay, indeed; pedestaled upon the curbstone.
       ``Who IS that CURIOUS child?'' said Miss Pratt,
       stopping.
       William shuddered.
       ``Was she calling YOU?'' Miss Pratt asked,
       incredulously.
       ``Willie, I told you you better take an umbereller,''
       said Jane, ``instead of papa's cane.'' And
       she added, triumphantly, ``Now you see!''
       Moving forward, she seemed to have in mind
       a dreadful purpose; there was something about
       her that made William think she intended casually
       to accompany him and Miss Pratt.
       ``You go home!'' he commanded, hoarsely.
       Miss Pratt uttered a little scream of surprise
       and recognition. ``It's your little sister!'' she
       exclaimed, and then, reverting to her favorite
       playfulness of enunciation, `` 'Oor ickle sissa!''
       she added, gaily, as a translation. Jane
       misunderstood it; she thought Miss Pratt meant
       ``OUR little sister.''
       ``Go home!'' said William.
       ``No'ty, no'ty!'' said Miss Pratt, shaking her
       head. ``Me 'fraid oo's a no'ty, no'ty ickle dirl!
       All datie!''
       Jane advanced. ``I wish you'd let me carry
       Flopit for you,'' she said.
       Giving forth another gentle scream, Miss Pratt
       hopped prettily backward from Jane's extended
       hands. ``Oo-oo!'' she cried, chidingly. ``Mustn't
       touch! P'eshus Flopit all soap-water-wash clean.
       Ickle dirly all muddy-nassy! Ickle dirly must
       doe home, det all soap-water-wash clean like NICE
       ickle sissa. Evabody will love 'oor ickle sissa den,''
       she concluded, turning to William. ``Tell 'oor
       ickle sissa MUS' doe home det soap-water-wash!''
       Jane stared at Miss Pratt with fixed solemnity
       during the delivery of these admonitions, and it
       was to be seen that they made an impression
       upon her. Her mouth slowly opened, but she
       spake not. An extraordinary idea had just begun
       to make itself at home in her mind. It was an
       idea which had been hovering in the neighborhood
       of that domain ever since William's comments
       upon the conversation of Mr. Genesis, in
       the morning.
       ``Go home!'' repeated William, and then, as
       Jane stood motionless and inarticulate, transfixed
       by her idea, he said, almost brokenly, to his
       dainty companion, ``I DON'T know what you'll
       think of my mother! To let this child--''
       Miss Pratt laughed comfortingly as they
       started on again. ``Isn't mamma's fault, foolish
       boy Baxter. Ickle dirlies will det datie!''
       The profoundly mortified William glanced back
       over his shoulder, bestowing upon Jane a look in
       which bitterness was mingled with apprehension.
       But she remained where she was, and did not
       follow. That was a little to be thankful for, and
       he found some additional consolation in believing
       that Miss Pratt had not caught the frightful
       words, ``papa's cane,'' at the beginning of the
       interview. He was encouraged to this belief by
       her presently taking from his hand the decoration
       in question and examining it with tokens of
       pleasure. `` 'Oor pitty walk'-'tick,'' she called it,
       with a tact he failed to suspect. And so he
       began to float upward again; glamors enveloped
       him and the earth fell away.
       He was alone in space with Miss Pratt once
       more. _