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CHAPTER XXIV. CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN
Booth Tarkington
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       _ Mrs. Baxter was troubled. During the
       afternoon she glanced often from the
       open window of the room where she had gone to
       sew, but the peaceful neighborhood continued
       to be peaceful, and no sound of the harassed
       footsteps of William echoed from the pavement.
       However, she saw Genesis arrive (in his week-
       day costume) to do some weeding, and Jane
       immediately skip forth for mingled purposes of
       observation and conversation.
       ``What DO they say?'' thought Mrs. Baxter,
       observing that both Jane and Genesis were unusually
       animated. But for once that perplexity was
       to be dispersed. After an exciting half-hour
       Jane came flying to her mother, breathless.
       ``Mamma,'' she cried, ``I know where Willie is!
       Genesis told me, 'cause he saw him, an' he
       talked to him while he was doin' it.''
       ``Doing what? Where?''
       ``Mamma, listen! What you think Willie's
       doin'? I bet you can't g--''
       ``Jane!'' Mrs Baxter spoke sharply. ``Tell
       me what Genesis said, at once.''
       ``Yes'm. Willie's sittin' in a lumber-yard that
       Genesis comes by on his way from over on the
       avynoo where all the colored people live--an' he's
       countin' knot-holes in shingles.''
       ``He is WHAT?''
       ``Yes'm. Genesis knows all about it, because
       he was thinkin' of doin' it himself, only he says
       it would be too slow. This is the way it is,
       mamma. Listen, mamma, because this is just
       exackly the way it is. Well, this lumber-yard
       man got into some sort of a fuss because he
       bought millions an' millions of shingles, mamma,
       that had too many knots in, an' the man don't
       want to pay for 'em, or else the store where he
       bought 'em won't take 'em back, an' they got to
       prove how many shingles are bad shingles, or
       somep'm, an' anyway, mamma, that's what
       Willie's doin'. Every time he comes to a bad
       shingle, mamma, he puts it somewheres else,
       or somep'm like that, mamma, an' every time
       he's put a thousand bad shingles in this other
       place they give him six cents. He gets the six
       cents to keep, mamma--an' that's what he's been
       doin' all day!''
       ``Good gracious!''
       ``Oh, but that's nothing, mamma--just you
       wait till you hear the rest. THAT part of it isn't
       anything a TALL, mamma! You wouldn't hardly
       notice that part of it if you knew the other part
       of it, mamma. Why, that isn't ANYTHING!'' Jane
       made demonstrations of scorn for the insignificant
       information already imparted.
       ``Jane!''
       ``Yes'm?''
       ``I want to know everything Genesis told
       you,'' said her mother, ``and I want you to tell
       it as quickly as you can.''
       ``Well, I AM tellin' it, mamma!'' Jane
       protested. ``I'm just BEGINNING to tell it. I can't
       tell it unless there's a beginning, can I? How
       could there be ANYTHING unless you had to begin
       it, mamma?''
       ``Try your best to go on, Jane!''
       ``Yes'm. Well, Genesis says-- Mamma!''
       Jane interrupted herself with a little outcry.
       ``Oh! I bet THAT'S what he had those two market-
       baskets for! Yes, sir! That's just what he did!
       An' then he needed the rest o' the money an'
       you an' papa wouldn't give him any, an' so he
       began countin' shingles to-day 'cause to-night's
       the night of the party an' he just HASS to have it!''
       Mrs. Baxter, who had risen to her feet,
       recalled the episode of the baskets and sank into a
       chair. ``How did Genesis know Willie wanted
       forty dollars, and if Willie's pawned something how
       did Genesis know THAT? Did Willie tell Gen--''
       ``Oh no, mamma, Willie didn't want forty
       dollars--only fourteen!''
       ``But he couldn't get even the cheapest ready-
       made dress-suit for fourteen dollars.''
       ``Mamma, you're gettin' it all mixed up!''
       Jane cried. ``Listen, mamma! Genesis knows
       all about a second-hand store over on the avynoo;
       an' it keeps 'most everything, an' Genesis says
       it's the nicest store! It keeps waiter suits all
       the way up to nineteen dollars and ninety-nine
       cents. Well, an' Genesis wants to get one of
       those suits, so he goes in there all the time, an'
       talks to the man an' bargains an' bargains with
       him, 'cause Genesis says this man is the
       bargainest man in the wide worl', mamma! That's
       what Genesis says. Well, an' so this man's name
       is One-eye Beljus, mamma. That's his name,
       an' Genesis says so. Well, an' so this man that
       Genesis told me about, that keeps the store--I
       mean One-eye Beljus, mamma--well, One-eye
       Beljus had Willie's name written down in a book,
       an' he knew Genesis worked for fam'lies that
       have boys like Willie in 'em, an' this morning
       One-eye Beljus showed Genesis Willie's name
       written down in this book, an' One-eye Beljus
       asked Genesis if he knew anybody by that name
       an' all about him. Well, an' so at first Genesis
       pretended he was tryin' to remember, because he
       wanted to find out what Willie went there for.
       Genesis didn't tell any stories, mamma; he just
       pretended he couldn't remember, an' so, well,
       One-eye Beljus kept talkin' an' pretty soon
       Genesis found out all about it. One-eye Beljus
       said Willie came in there an' tried on the coat
       of one of those waiter suits--''
       ``Oh no!'' gasped Mrs. Baxter.
       ``Yes'm, an' One-eye Beljus said it was the
       only one that would fit Willie, an' One-eye
       Beljus told Willie that suit was worth fourteen
       dollars, an' Willie said he didn't have any money,
       but he'd like to trade something else for it.
       Well, an' so One-eye Beljus said this was an
       awful fine suit an' the only one he had that
       had b'longed to a white gentleman. Well, an'
       so they bargained, an' bargained, an' bargained,
       an' BARGAINED! An' then, well, an' so at last
       Willie said he'd go an' get everything that
       b'longed to him, an' One-eye Beljus could pick
       out enough to make fourteen dollars' worth,
       an' then Willie could have the suit. Well, an'
       so Willie came home an' put everything he had
       that b'longed to him into those two baskets,
       mamma--that's just what he did, 'cause Genesis
       says he told One-eye Beljus it was everything
       that b'longed to him, an' that would take two
       baskets, mamma. Well, then, an' so he told
       One-eye Beljus to pick out fourteen dollars'
       worth, an' One-eye Beljus ast Willie if he didn't
       have a watch. Well, Willie took out his watch
       an' One-eye Beljus said it was an awful bad
       watch, but he would put it in for a dollar; an'
       he said, `I'll put your necktie pin in for forty
       cents more,' so Willie took it out of his necktie
       an' then One-eye Beljus said it would take all
       the things in the baskets to make I forget how
       much, mamma, an' the watch would be a dollar
       more, an' the pin forty cents, an' that would
       leave just three dollars an' sixty cents more for
       Willie to pay before he could get the suit.''
       Mrs. Baxter's face had become suffused with
       high color, but she wished to know all that
       Genesis had said, and, mastering her feelings
       with an effort, she told Jane to proceed--a
       command obeyed after Jane had taken several long
       breaths.
       ``Well, an' so the worst part of it is, Genesis
       says, it's because that suit is haunted.''
       ``What!''
       ``Yes'm,'' said Jane, solemnly; ``Genesis says
       it's haunted. Genesis says everybody over on
       the avynoo knows all about that suit, an' he says
       that's why One-eye Beljus never could sell it
       before. Genesis says One-eye Beljus tried to sell
       it to a colored man for three dollars, but the man
       said he wouldn't put in on for three hunderd
       dollars, an' Genesis says HE wouldn't, either,
       because it belonged to a Dago waiter that--that--''
       Jane's voice sank to a whisper of unctuous horror.
       She was having a wonderful time! ``Mamma,
       this Dago waiter, he lived over on the avynoo,
       an' he took a case-knife he'd sharpened--
       AN' HE CUT A LADY'S HEAD OFF WITH IT!''
       Mrs. Baxter screamed faintly.
       ``An' he got hung, mamma! If you don't
       believe it, you can ask One-eye Beljus--I guess HE
       knows! An' you can ask--''
       ``Hush!''
       ``An' he sold this suit to One-eye Beljus when
       he was in jail, mamma. He sold it to him before
       he got hung, mamma.''
       ``Hush, Jane!''
       But Jane couldn't hush now. ``An' he had
       that suit on when he cut the lady's head off,
       mamma, an' that's why it's haunted. They
       cleaned it all up excep' a few little spots of
       bl--''
       ``JANE!'' shouted her mother. ``You must not
       talk about such things, and Genesis mustn't tell,
       you stories of that sort!''
       ``Well, how could he help it, if he told me about
       Willie?'' Jane urged, reasonably.
       ``Never mind! Did that crazy ch-- Did
       Willie LEAVE the baskets in that dreadful place?''
       ``Yes'm--an' his watch an' pin,'' Jane
       informed her, impressively. ``An' One-eye Beljus
       wanted to know if Genesis knew Willie, because
       One-eye Beljus wanted to know if Genesis
       thought Willie could get the three dollars an;
       sixty cents, an' One-eye Beljus wanted to know
       if Genesis thought he could get anything more
       out of him besides that. He told Genesis he
       hadn't told Willie he COULD have the suit, after
       all; he just told him he THOUGHT he could, but he
       wouldn't say for certain till he brought him the
       three dollars an' sixty cents. So Willie left all
       his things there, an' his watch an--''
       ``That will do!'' Mrs. Baxter's voice was
       sharper than it had ever been in Jane's recollection.
       ``I don't need to hear any more--and I
       don't WANT to hear any more!''
       Jane was justly aggrieved. ``But, mamma,
       it isn't MY fault!''
       Mrs. Baxter's lips parted to speak, but she
       checked herself. ``Fault?'' she said, gravely.
       ``I wonder whose fault it really is!''
       And with that she went hurriedly into William's
       room and made a brief inspection of his
       clothes-closet and dressing-table. Then, as Jane
       watched her in awed silence, she strode to the
       window, and called, loudly:
       ``Genesis!''
       ``Yes'm?'' came the voice from below.
       ``Go to that lumber-yard where Mr. William
       is at work and bring him here to me at once.
       If he declines to come, tell him--'' Her voice
       broke oddly; she choked, but Jane could not
       decide with what emotion. ``Tell him--tell him
       I ordered you to use force if necessary! Hurry!''
       ``YES'M!''
       Jane ran to the window in time to see Genesis
       departing seriously through the back gate.
       ``Mamma--''
       ``Don't talk to me now, Jane,'' Mrs. Baxter
       said, crisply. ``I want you to go down in the
       yard, and when Willie comes tell him I'm waiting
       for him here in his own room. And don't come
       with him, Jane. Run!''
       ``Yes, mamma.'' Jane was pleased with this
       appointment; she anxiously desired to be the
       first to see how Willie ``looked.''
       . . . He looked flurried and flustered and
       breathless, and there were blisters upon the reddened
       palms of his hands. ``What on earth's the
       matter, mother?'' he asked, as he stood panting
       before her. ``Genesis said something was wrong,
       and he said you told him to hit me if I wouldn't
       come.''
       ``Oh NO!'' she cried. ``I only meant I thought
       perhaps you wouldn't obey any ordinary message--''
       ``Well, well, it doesn't matter, but please hurry
       and say what you want to, because I got to get
       back and--''
       ``No,'' Mrs. Baxter said, quietly, ``you're not
       going back to count any more shingles, Willie.
       How much have you earned?''
       He swallowed, but spoke bravely. ``Thirty-
       six cents. But I've been getting lots faster the
       last two hours and there's a good deal of time
       before six o'clock. Mother--''
       ``No,'' she said. ``You're going over to that
       horrible place where you've left your clothes and
       your watch and all those other things in the two
       baskets, and you're going to bring them home
       at once.''
       ``Mother!'' he cried, aghast. ``Who told you?''
       ``It doesn't matter. You don't want your
       father to find out, do you? Then get those
       things back here as quickly as you can. They'll
       have to be fumigated after being in that den.''
       ``They've never been out of the baskets,'; he
       protested, hotly, ``except just to be looked at.
       They're MY things, mother, and I had a right to
       do what I needed to with 'em, didn't I?'' His
       utterance became difficult. ``You and father
       just CAN'T understand--and you won't do anything
       to help me--''
       ``Willie, you can go to the party,'' she said,
       gently. ``You didn't need those frightful clothes
       at all.''
       ``I do!'' he cried. ``I GOT to have 'em! I CAN'T
       go in my day clo'es! There's a reason you
       wouldn't understand why I can't. I just CAN'T!''
       ``Yes,'' she said, ``you can go to the party.''
       ``I can't, either! Not unless you give me three
       dollars and twenty-four cents, or unless I can
       get back to the lumber-yard and earn the rest
       before--''
       ``No!'' And the warm color that had rushed
       over Mrs. Baxter during Jane's sensational
       recital returned with a vengeance. Her eyes
       flashed. ``If you'd rather I sent a policeman for
       those baskets, I'll send one. I should prefer to
       do it--much! And to have that rascal arrested.
       If you don't want me to send a policeman you
       can go for them yourself, but you must start
       within ten minutes, because if you don't I'll
       telephone headquarters. Ten minutes, Willie,
       and I mean it!''
       He cried out, protesting. She would make him
       a thing of scorn forever and soil his honor, if she
       sent a policeman. Mr. Beljus was a fair and
       honest tradesman, he explained, passionately,
       and had not made the approaches in this matter.
       Also, the garments in question, though not
       entirely new, nor of the highest mode, were of good
       material and in splendid condition. Unmistakably
       they were evening clothes, and such a
       bargain at fourteen dollars that William would
       guarantee to sell them for twenty after he had
       worn them this one evening. Mr. Beljus himself
       had said that he would not even think of
       letting them go at fourteen to anybody else, and
       as for the two poor baskets of worn and useless
       articles offered in exchange, and a bent scarf-
       pin and a worn-out old silver watch that had
       belonged to great-uncle Ben--why, the ten dollars
       and forty cents allowed upon them was
       beyond all ordinary liberality; it was almost
       charity. There was only one place in town where
       evening clothes were rented, and the suspicious
       persons in charge had insisted that William obtain
       from his father a guarantee to insure the return
       of the garments in perfect condition. So that
       was hopeless. And wasn't it better, also, to
       wear clothes which had known only one previous
       occupant (as was the case with Mr. Beljus's
       offering) than to hire what chance hundreds had
       hired? Finally, there was only one thing to be
       considered and this was the fact that William
       HAD to have those clothes!
       ``Six minutes,'' said Mrs. Baxter, glancing
       implacably at her watch. ``When it's ten I'll
       telephone.''
       And the end of it was, of course, victory for
       the woman--victory both moral and physical.
       Three-quarters of an hour later she was
       unburdening the contents of the two baskets and
       putting the things back in place, illuminating
       these actions with an expression of strong
       distaste--in spite of broken assurances that Mr.
       Beljus had not more than touched any of the
       articles offered to him for valuation.
       . . . At dinner, which was unusually early that
       evening, Mrs. Baxter did not often glance toward
       her son; she kept her eyes from that white face
       and spent most of her time in urging upon Mr.
       Baxter that he should be prompt in dressing for a
       card-club meeting which he and she were to attend
       that evening. These admonitions of hers
       were continued so pressingly that Mr. Baxter,
       after protesting that there was no use in being a
       whole hour too early, groaningly went to dress
       without even reading his paper.
       William had retired to his own room, where he
       lay upon his bed in the darkness. He heard the
       evening noises of the house faintly through the
       closed door: voices and the clatter of metal and
       china from the far-away kitchen, Jane's laugh in
       the hall, the opening and closing of the doors.
       Then his father seemed to be in distress about
       something. William heard him complaining to
       Mrs. Baxter, and though the words were indistinct,
       the tone was vigorously plaintive. Mrs.
       Baxter laughed and appeared to make light of
       his troubles, whatever they were--and presently
       their footsteps were audible from the stairway;
       the front door closed emphatically, and they were
       gone.
       Everything was quiet now. The open window
       showed as a greenish oblong set in black, and
       William knew that in a little while there would
       come through the stillness of that window the
       distant sound of violins. That was a moment he
       dreaded with a dread that ached. And as he lay
       on his dreary bed he thought of brightly lighted
       rooms where other boys were dressing eagerly
       faces and hair shining, hearts beating high--boys
       who would possess this last evening and the ``last
       waltz together,'' the last smile and the last sigh.
       It did not once enter his mind that he could
       go to the dance in his ``best suit,'' or that
       possibly the other young people at the party would
       be too busy with their own affairs to notice
       particularly what he wore. It was the unquestionable
       and granite fact, to his mind, that the whole
       derisive World would know the truth about his
       earlier appearances in his father's clothes. And
       that was a form of ruin not to be faced. In the
       protective darkness and seclusion of William's
       bedroom, it is possible that smarting eyes relieved
       themselves by blinking rather energetically; it is
       even possible that there was a minute damp spot
       upon the pillow. Seventeen cannot always manage
       the little boy yet alive under all the coverings.
       Now arrived that moment he had most painfully
       anticipated, and dance-music drifted on the
       night;--but there came a tapping upon his door
       and a soft voice spoke.
       ``Will-ee?''
       With a sharp exclamation William swung his
       legs over the edge of the bed and sat up. Of all
       things he desired not, he desired no conversation
       with, or on the part of, Jane. But he had
       forgotten to lock his door--the handle turned, and a
       dim little figure marched in.
       ``Willie, Adelia's goin' to put me to bed.''
       ``You g'way from here,'' he said, huskily. ``I
       haven't got time to talk to you. I'm busy.''
       ``Well, you can wait a minute, can't you?'' she
       asked, reasonably. ``I haf to tell you a joke on
       mamma.''
       ``I don't want to hear any jokes!''
       ``Well, I HAF to tell you this one 'cause she told
       me to! Oh!'' Jane clapped her hand over her
       mouth and jumped up and down, offering a
       fantastic silhouette against the light of the Open
       door. ``Oh, oh, OH!''
       ``What's matter?''
       ``She said I mustn't, MUSTN'T tell that she told
       me to tell! My goodness! I forgot that!
       Mamma took me off alone right after dinner, an'
       she told me to tell you this joke on her a little
       after she an' papa had left the house, but she said,
       `Above all THINGS,' she said, `DON'T let Willie know
       _I_ said to tell him.' That's just what she said,
       an' here that's the very first thing I had to go an'
       do!''
       ``Well, what of it?''
       Jane quieted down. The pangs of her remorse
       were lost in her love of sensationalism, and her
       voice sank to the thrilling whisper which it was
       one of her greatest pleasures to use. ``Did you
       hear what a fuss papa was makin' when he was
       dressin' for the card-party?''
       ``_I_ don't care if--''
       ``He had to go in his reg'lar clo'es!'' whispered
       Jane, triumphantly. ``An' this is the joke on
       mamma: you know that tailor that let papa's
       dress-suit 'way, 'way out; well, Mamma thinks
       that tailor must think she's crazy, or somep'm
       'cause she took papa's dress-suit to him last
       Monday to get it pressed for this card-party,
       an she guesses he must of understood her to
       tell him to do lots besides just pressin' it.
       Anyway, he went an' altered it, an' he took it 'way,
       'way IN again; an' this afternoon when it came
       back it was even tighter 'n what it was in the first
       place, an' papa couldn't BEGIN to get into it!
       Well, an' so it's all pressed an' ev'ything, an' she
       stopped on the way out, an' whispered to me
       that she'd got so upset over the joke on her that
       she couldn't remember where she put it when
       she took it out o' papa's room after he gave up
       tryin' to get inside of it. An' that,'' cried Jane--
       ``that's the funniest thing of all! Why, it's
       layin' right on her bed this very minute!''
       In one bound William leaped through the open
       door. Two seconds sufficed for his passage
       through the hall to his mother's bedroom--and
       there, neatly spread upon the lace coverlet and
       brighter than coronation robes, fairer than
       Joseph's holy coat, It lay! _