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Unbearable Bassington, The
CHAPTER IV
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       _ Francesca prided herself on being able to see things from other
       people's points of view, which meant, as it usually does, that she
       could see her own point of view from various aspects. As regards
       Comus, whose doings and non-doings bulked largely in her thoughts
       at the present moment, she had mapped out in her mind so clearly
       what his outlook in life ought to be, that she was peculiarly
       unfitted to understand the drift of his feelings or the impulses
       that governed them. Fate had endowed her with a son; in limiting
       the endowment to a solitary offspring Fate had certainly shown a
       moderation which Francesca was perfectly willing to acknowledge and
       be thankful for; but then, as she pointed out to a certain
       complacent friend of hers who cheerfully sustained an endowment of
       half-a-dozen male offsprings and a girl or two, her one child was
       Comus. Moderation in numbers was more than counterbalanced in his
       case by extravagance in characteristics.
       Francesca mentally compared her son with hundreds of other young
       men whom she saw around her, steadily, and no doubt happily,
       engaged in the process of transforming themselves from nice boys
       into useful citizens. Most of them had occupations, or were
       industriously engaged in qualifying for such; in their leisure
       moments they smoked reasonably-priced cigarettes, went to the
       cheaper seats at music-halls, watched an occasional cricket match
       at Lord's with apparent interest, saw most of the world's
       spectacular events through the medium of the cinematograph, and
       were wont to exchange at parting seemingly superfluous injunctions
       to "be good." The whole of Bond Street and many of the tributary
       thoroughfares of Piccadilly might have been swept off the face of
       modern London without in any way interfering with the supply of
       their daily wants. They were doubtless dull as acquaintances, but
       as sons they would have been eminently restful. With a growing
       sense of irritation Francesca compared these deserving young men
       with her own intractable offspring, and wondered why Fate should
       have singled her out to be the parent of such a vexatious variant
       from a comfortable and desirable type. As far as remunerative
       achievement was concerned, Comus copied the insouciance of the
       field lily with a dangerous fidelity. Like his mother he looked
       round with wistful irritation at the example afforded by
       contemporary youth, but he concentrated his attention exclusively
       on the richer circles of his acquaintance, young men who bought
       cars and polo ponies as unconcernedly as he might purchase a
       carnation for his buttonhole, and went for trips to Cairo or the
       Tigris valley with less difficulty and finance-stretching than he
       encountered in contriving a week-end at Brighton.
       Gaiety and good-looks had carried Comus successfully and, on the
       whole, pleasantly, through schooldays and a recurring succession of
       holidays; the same desirable assets were still at his service to
       advance him along his road, but it was a disconcerting experience
       to find that they could not be relied on to go all distances at all
       times. In an animal world, and a fiercely competitive animal world
       at that, something more was needed than the decorative ABANDON of
       the field lily, and it was just that something more which Comus
       seemed unable or unwilling to provide on his own account; it was
       just the lack of that something more which left him sulking with
       Fate over the numerous breakdowns and stumbling-blocks that held
       him up on what he expected to be a triumphal or, at any rate,
       unimpeded progress.
       Francesca was, in her own way, fonder of Comus than of anyone else
       in the world, and if he had been browning his skin somewhere east
       of Suez she would probably have kissed his photograph with genuine
       fervour every night before going to bed; the appearance of a
       cholera scare or rumour of native rising in the columns of her
       daily news-sheet would have caused her a flutter of anxiety, and
       she would have mentally likened herself to a Spartan mother
       sacrificing her best-beloved on the altar of State necessities.
       But with the best-beloved installed under her roof, occupying an
       unreasonable amount of cubic space, and demanding daily sacrifices
       instead of providing the raw material for one, her feelings were
       tinged with irritation rather than affection. She might have
       forgiven Comus generously for misdeeds of some gravity committed in
       another continent, but she could never overlook the fact that out
       of a dish of five plovers' eggs he was certain to take three. The
       absent may be always wrong, but they are seldom in a position to be
       inconsiderate.
       Thus a wall of ice had grown up gradually between mother and son, a
       barrier across which they could hold converse, but which gave a
       wintry chill even to the sparkle of their lightest words. The boy
       had the gift of being irresistibly amusing when he chose to exert
       himself in that direction, and after a long series of moody or
       jangling meal-sittings he would break forth into a torrential flow
       of small talk, scandal and malicious anecdote, true or more
       generally invented, to which Francesca listened with a relish and
       appreciation, that was all the more flattering from being so
       unwillingly bestowed.
       "If you chose your friends from a rather more reputable set you
       would be doubtless less amusing, but there would be compensating
       advantages."
       Francesca snapped the remark out at lunch one day when she had been
       betrayed into a broader smile than she considered the circumstances
       of her attitude towards Comus warranted.
       "I'm going to move in quite decent society to-night," replied Comus
       with a pleased chuckle; "I'm going to meet you and Uncle Henry and
       heaps of nice dull God-fearing people at dinner."
       Francesca gave a little gasp of surprise and annoyance.
       "You don't mean to say Caroline has asked you to dinner to-night?"
       she said; "and of course without telling me. How exceedingly like
       her!"
       Lady Caroline Benaresq had reached that age when you can say and do
       what you like in defiance of people's most sensitive feelings and
       most cherished antipathies. Not that she had waited to attain her
       present age before pursuing that line of conduct; she came of a
       family whose individual members went through life, from the nursery
       to the grave, with as much tact and consideration as a cactus-hedge
       might show in going through a crowded bathing tent. It was a
       compensating mercy that they disagreed rather more among themselves
       than they did with the outside world; every known variety and shade
       of religion and politics had been pressed into the family service
       to avoid the possibility of any agreement on the larger essentials
       of life, and such unlooked-for happenings as the Home Rule schism,
       the Tariff-Reform upheaval and the Suffragette crusade were
       thankfully seized on as furnishing occasion for further differences
       and sub-divisions. Lady Caroline's favourite scheme of
       entertaining was to bring jarring and antagonistic elements into
       close contact and play them remorselessly one against the other.
       "One gets much better results under those circumstances" she used
       to observe, "than by asking people who wish to meet each other.
       Few people talk as brilliantly to impress a friend as they do to
       depress an enemy."
       She admitted that her theory broke down rather badly if you applied
       it to Parliamentary debates. At her own dinner table its success
       was usually triumphantly vindicated.
       "Who else is to be there?" Francesca asked, with some pardonable
       misgiving.
       "Courtenay Youghal. He'll probably sit next to you, so you'd
       better think out a lot of annihilating remarks in readiness. And
       Elaine de Frey."
       "I don't think I've heard of her. Who is she?"
       "Nobody in particular, but rather nice-looking in a solemn sort of
       way, and almost indecently rich."
       "Marry her" was the advice which sprang to Francesca's lips, but
       she choked it back with a salted almond, having a rare perception
       of the fact that words are sometimes given to us to defeat our
       purposes.
       "Caroline has probably marked her down for Toby or one of the
       grand-nephews," she said, carelessly; "a little money would be
       rather useful in that quarter, I imagine."
       Comus tucked in his underlip with just the shade of pugnacity that
       she wanted to see.
       An advantageous marriage was so obviously the most sensible course
       for him to embark on that she scarcely dared to hope that he would
       seriously entertain it; yet there was just a chance that if he got
       as far as the flirtation stage with an attractive (and attracted)
       girl who was also an heiress, the sheer perversity of his nature
       might carry him on to more definite courtship, if only from the
       desire to thrust other more genuinely enamoured suitors into the
       background. It was a forlorn hope; so forlorn that the idea even
       crossed her mind of throwing herself on the mercy of her bete
       noire, Courtenay Youghal, and trying to enlist the influence which
       he seemed to possess over Comus for the purpose of furthering her
       hurriedly conceived project. Anyhow, the dinner promised to be
       more interesting than she had originally anticipated.
       Lady Caroline was a professed Socialist in politics, chiefly, it
       was believed, because she was thus enabled to disagree with most of
       the Liberals and Conservatives, and all the Socialists of the day.
       She did not permit her Socialism, however, to penetrate below
       stairs; her cook and butler had every encouragement to be
       Individualists. Francesca, who was a keen and intelligent food
       critic, harboured no misgivings as to her hostess's kitchen and
       cellar departments; some of the human side-dishes at the feast gave
       her more ground for uneasiness. Courtenay Youghal, for instance,
       would probably be brilliantly silent; her brother Henry would
       almost certainly be the reverse.
       The dinner party was a large one and Francesca arrived late with
       little time to take preliminary stock of the guests; a card with
       the name, "Miss de Frey," immediately opposite her own place at the
       other side of the table, indicated, however, the whereabouts of the
       heiress. It was characteristic of Francesca that she first
       carefully read the menu from end to end, and then indulged in an
       equally careful though less open scrutiny of the girl who sat
       opposite her, the girl who was nobody in particular, but whose
       income was everything that could be desired. She was pretty in a
       restrained nut-brown fashion, and had a look of grave reflective
       calm that probably masked a speculative unsettled temperament. Her
       pose, if one wished to be critical, was just a little too
       elaborately careless. She wore some excellently set rubies with
       that indefinable air of having more at home that is so difficult to
       improvise. Francesca was distinctly pleased with her survey.
       "You seem interested in your vis-a-vis," said Courtenay Youghal.
       "I almost think I've seen her before," said Francesca; "her face
       seems familiar to me."
       "The narrow gallery at the Louvre; attributed to Leonardo da
       Vinci," said Youghal.
       "Of course," said Francesca, her feelings divided between
       satisfaction at capturing an elusive impression and annoyance that
       Youghal should have been her helper. A stronger tinge of annoyance
       possessed her when she heard the voice of Henry Greech raised in
       painful prominence at Lady Caroline's end of the table.
       "I called on the Trudhams yesterday," he announced; "it was their
       Silver Wedding, you know, at least the day before was. Such lots
       of silver presents, quite a show. Of course there were a great
       many duplicates, but still, very nice to have. I think they were
       very pleased to get so many."
       "We must not grudge them their show of presents after their twenty-
       five years of married life," said Lady Caroline, gently; "it is the
       silver lining to their cloud."
       A third of the guests present were related to the Trudhams.
       "Lady Caroline is beginning well," murmured Courtenay Youghal.
       "I should hardly call twenty-five years of married life a cloud,"
       said Henry Greech, lamely.
       "Don't let's talk about married life," said a tall handsome woman,
       who looked like some modern painter's conception of the goddess
       Bellona; "it's my misfortune to write eternally about husbands and
       wives and their variants. My public expects it of me. I do so
       envy journalists who can write about plagues and strikes and
       Anarchist plots, and other pleasing things, instead of being tied
       down to one stale old topic."
       "Who is that woman and what has she written?" Francesca asked
       Youghal; she dimly remembered having seen her at one of Serena
       Golackly's gatherings, surrounded by a little Court of admirers.
       "I forget her name; she has a villa at San Remo or Mentone, or
       somewhere where one does have villas, and plays an extraordinary
       good game of bridge. Also she has the reputation, rather rare in
       your sex, of being a wonderfully sound judge of wine."
       "But what has she written?"
       "Oh, several novels of the thinnish ice order. Her last one, 'The
       Woman who wished it was Wednesday,' has been banned at all the
       libraries. I expect you've read it."
       "I don't see why you should think so," said Francesca, coldly.
       "Only because Comus lent me your copy yesterday," said Youghal. He
       threw back his handsome head and gave her a sidelong glance of
       quizzical amusement. He knew that she hated his intimacy with
       Comus, and he was secretly rather proud of his influence over the
       boy, shallow and negative though he knew it to be. It had been, on
       his part, an unsought intimacy, and it would probably fall to
       pieces the moment he tried seriously to take up the role of mentor.
       The fact that Comus's mother openly disapproved of the friendship
       gave it perhaps its chief interest in the young politician's eyes.
       Francesca turned her attention to her brother's end of the table.
       Henry Greech had willingly availed himself of the invitation to
       leave the subject of married life, and had launched forthwith into
       the equally well-worn theme of current politics. He was not a
       person who was in much demand for public meetings, and the House
       showed no great impatience to hear his views on the topics of the
       moment; its impatience, indeed, was manifested rather in the
       opposite direction. Hence he was prone to unburden himself of
       accumulated political wisdom as occasion presented itself--
       sometimes, indeed, to assume an occasion that was hardly visible to
       the naked intelligence.
       "Our opponents are engaged in a hopelessly uphill struggle, and
       they know it," he chirruped, defiantly; "they've become possessed,
       like the Gadarene swine, with a whole legion of--"
       "Surely the Gadarene swine went downhill," put in Lady Caroline in
       a gently enquiring voice.
       Henry Greech hastily abandoned simile and fell back on platitude
       and the safer kinds of fact.
       Francesca did not regard her brother's views on statecraft either
       in the light of gospel or revelation; as Comus once remarked, they
       more usually suggested exodus. In the present instance she found
       distraction in a renewed scrutiny of the girl opposite her, who
       seemed to be only moderately interested in the conversational
       efforts of the diners on either side of her. Comus who was looking
       and talking his best, was sitting at the further end of the table,
       and Francesca was quick to notice in which direction the girl's
       glances were continually straying. Once or twice the eyes of the
       young people met and a swift flush of pleasure and a half-smile
       that spoke of good understanding came to the heiress's face. It
       did not need the gift of the traditional intuition of her sex to
       enable Francesca to guess that the girl with the desirable banking
       account was already considerably attracted by the lively young
       Pagan who had, when he cared to practise it, such an art of winning
       admiration. For the first time for many, many months Francesca saw
       her son's prospects in a rose-coloured setting, and she began,
       unconsciously, to wonder exactly how much wealth was summed up in
       the expressive label "almost indecently rich." A wife with a
       really large fortune and a correspondingly big dower of character
       and ambition, might, perhaps, succeed in turning Comus's latent
       energies into a groove which would provide him, if not with a
       career, at least with an occupation, and the young serious face
       opposite looked as if its owner lacked neither character or
       ambition. Francesca's speculations took a more personal turn. Out
       of the well-filled coffers with which her imagination was toying,
       an inconsiderable sum might eventually be devoted to the leasing,
       or even perhaps the purchase of, the house in Blue Street when the
       present convenient arrangement should have come to an end, and
       Francesca and the Van der Meulen would not be obliged to seek fresh
       quarters.
       A woman's voice, talking in a discreet undertone on the other side
       of Courtenay Youghal, broke in on her bridge-building.
       "Tons of money and really very presentable. Just the wife for a
       rising young politician. Go in and win her before she's snapped up
       by some fortune hunter."
       Youghal and his instructress in worldly wisdom were looking
       straight across the table at the Leonardo da Vinci girl with the
       grave reflective eyes and the over-emphasised air of repose.
       Francesca felt a quick throb of anger against her match-making
       neighbour; why, she asked herself, must some women, with no end or
       purpose of their own to serve, except the sheer love of meddling in
       the affairs of others, plunge their hands into plots and schemings
       of this sort, in which the happiness of more than one person was
       concerned? And more clearly than ever she realised how thoroughly
       she detested Courtenay Youghal. She had disliked him as an evil
       influence, setting before her son an example of showy ambition that
       he was not in the least likely to follow, and providing him with a
       model of extravagant dandyism that he was only too certain to copy.
       In her heart she knew that Comus would have embarked just as surely
       on his present course of idle self-indulgence if he had never known
       of the existence of Youghal, but she chose to regard that young man
       as her son's evil genius, and now he seemed likely to justify more
       than ever the character she had fastened on to him. For once in
       his life Comus appeared to have an idea of behaving sensibly and
       making some use of his opportunities, and almost at the same moment
       Courtenay Youghal arrived on the scene as a possible and very
       dangerous rival. Against the good looks and fitful powers of
       fascination that Comus could bring into the field, the young
       politician could match half-a-dozen dazzling qualities which would
       go far to recommend him in the eyes of a woman of the world, still
       more in those of a young girl in search of an ideal. Good-looking
       in his own way, if not on such showy lines as Comus, always well
       turned-out, witty, self-confident without being bumptious, with a
       conspicuous Parliamentary career alongside him, and heaven knew
       what else in front of him, Courtenay Youghal certainly was not a
       rival whose chances could be held very lightly. Francesca laughed
       bitterly to herself as she remembered that a few hours ago she had
       entertained the idea of begging for his good offices in helping on
       Comus's wooing. One consolation, at least, she found for herself:
       if Youghal really meant to step in and try and cut out his young
       friend, the latter at any rate had snatched a useful start. Comus
       had mentioned Miss de Frey at luncheon that day, casually and
       dispassionately; if the subject of the dinner guests had not come
       up he would probably not have mentioned her at all. But they were
       obviously already very good friends. It was part and parcel of the
       state of domestic tension at Blue Street that Francesca should only
       have come to know of this highly interesting heiress by an
       accidental sorting of guests at a dinner party.
       Lady Caroline's voice broke in on her reflections; it was a gentle
       purring voice, that possessed an uncanny quality of being able to
       make itself heard down the longest dinner table.
       "The dear Archdeacon is getting so absent-minded. He read a list
       of box-holders for the opera as the First Lesson the other Sunday,
       instead of the families and lots of the tribes of Israel that
       entered Canaan. Fortunately no one noticed the mistake." _