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Unbearable Bassington, The
CHAPTER I
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       _ Francesca Bassington sat in the drawing-room of her house in Blue
       Street, W., regaling herself and her estimable brother Henry with
       China tea and small cress sandwiches. The meal was of that elegant
       proportion which, while ministering sympathetically to the desires
       of the moment, is happily reminiscent of a satisfactory luncheon
       and blessedly expectant of an elaborate dinner to come.
       In her younger days Francesca had been known as the beautiful Miss
       Greech; at forty, although much of the original beauty remained,
       she was just dear Francesca Bassington. No one would have dreamed
       of calling her sweet, but a good many people who scarcely knew her
       were punctilious about putting in the "dear."
       Her enemies, in their honester moments, would have admitted that
       she was svelte and knew how to dress, but they would have agreed
       with her friends in asserting that she had no soul. When one's
       friends and enemies agree on any particular point they are usually
       wrong. Francesca herself, if pressed in an unguarded moment to
       describe her soul, would probably have described her drawing-room.
       Not that she would have considered that the one had stamped the
       impress of its character on the other, so that close scrutiny might
       reveal its outstanding features, and even suggest its hidden
       places, but because she might have dimly recognised that her
       drawing-room was her soul.
       Francesca was one of those women towards whom Fate appears to have
       the best intentions and never to carry them into practice. With
       the advantages put at her disposal she might have been expected to
       command a more than average share of feminine happiness. So many
       of the things that make for fretfulness, disappointment and
       discouragement in a woman's life were removed from her path that
       she might well have been considered the fortunate Miss Greech, or
       later, lucky Francesca Bassington. And she was not of the perverse
       band of those who make a rock-garden of their souls by dragging
       into them all the stoney griefs and unclaimed troubles they can
       find lying around them. Francesca loved the smooth ways and
       pleasant places of life; she liked not merely to look on the bright
       side of things but to live there and stay there. And the fact that
       things had, at one time and another, gone badly with her and
       cheated her of some of her early illusions made her cling the
       closer to such good fortune as remained to her now that she seemed
       to have reached a calmer period of her life. To undiscriminating
       friends she appeared in the guise of a rather selfish woman, but it
       was merely the selfishness of one who had seen the happy and
       unhappy sides of life and wished to enjoy to the utmost what was
       left to her of the former. The vicissitudes of fortune had not
       soured her, but they had perhaps narrowed her in the sense of
       making her concentrate much of her sympathies on things that
       immediately pleased and amused her, or that recalled and
       perpetuated the pleasing and successful incidents of other days.
       And it was her drawing-room in particular that enshrined the
       memorials or tokens of past and present happiness.
       Into that comfortable quaint-shaped room of angles and bays and
       alcoves had sailed, as into a harbour, those precious personal
       possessions and trophies that had survived the buffetings and
       storms of a not very tranquil married life. Wherever her eyes
       might turn she saw the embodied results of her successes,
       economies, good luck, good management or good taste. The battle
       had more than once gone against her, but she had somehow always
       contrived to save her baggage train, and her complacent gaze could
       roam over object after object that represented the spoils of
       victory or the salvage of honourable defeat. The delicious bronze
       Fremiet on the mantelpiece had been the outcome of a Grand Prix
       sweepstake of many years ago; a group of Dresden figures of some
       considerable value had been bequeathed to her by a discreet
       admirer, who had added death to his other kindnesses; another group
       had been a self-bestowed present, purchased in blessed and unfading
       memory of a wonderful nine-days' bridge winnings at a country-house
       party. There were old Persian and Bokharan rugs and Worcester tea-
       services of glowing colour, and little treasures of antique silver
       that each enshrined a history or a memory in addition to its own
       intrinsic value. It amused her at times to think of the bygone
       craftsmen and artificers who had hammered and wrought and woven in
       far distant countries and ages, to produce the wonderful and
       beautiful things that had come, one way and another, into her
       possession. Workers in the studios of medieval Italian towns and
       of later Paris, in the bazaars of Baghdad and of Central Asia, in
       old-time English workshops and German factories, in all manner of
       queer hidden corners where craft secrets were jealously guarded,
       nameless unremembered men and men whose names were world-renowned
       and deathless.
       And above all her other treasures, dominating in her estimation
       every other object that the room contained, was the great Van der
       Meulen that had come from her father's home as part of her wedding
       dowry. It fitted exactly into the central wall panel above the
       narrow buhl cabinet, and filled exactly its right space in the
       composition and balance of the room. From wherever you sat it
       seemed to confront you as the dominating feature of its
       surroundings. There was a pleasing serenity about the great
       pompous battle scene with its solemn courtly warriors bestriding
       their heavily prancing steeds, grey or skewbald or dun, all gravely
       in earnest, and yet somehow conveying the impression that their
       campaigns were but vast serious picnics arranged in the grand
       manner. Francesca could not imagine the drawing-room without the
       crowning complement of the stately well-hung picture, just as she
       could not imagine herself in any other setting than this house in
       Blue Street with its crowded Pantheon of cherished household gods.
       And herein sprouted one of the thorns that obtruded through the
       rose-leaf damask of what might otherwise have been Francesca's
       peace of mind. One's happiness always lies in the future rather
       than in the past. With due deference to an esteemed lyrical
       authority one may safely say that a sorrow's crown of sorrow is
       anticipating unhappier things. The house in Blue Street had been
       left to her by her old friend Sophie Chetrof, but only until such
       time as her niece Emmeline Chetrof should marry, when it was to
       pass to her as a wedding present. Emmeline was now seventeen and
       passably good-looking, and four or five years were all that could
       be safely allotted to the span of her continued spinsterhood.
       Beyond that period lay chaos, the wrenching asunder of Francesca
       from the sheltering habitation that had grown to be her soul. It
       is true that in imagination she had built herself a bridge across
       the chasm, a bridge of a single span. The bridge in question was
       her schoolboy son Comus, now being educated somewhere in the
       southern counties, or rather one should say the bridge consisted of
       the possibility of his eventual marriage with Emmeline, in which
       case Francesca saw herself still reigning, a trifle squeezed and
       incommoded perhaps, but still reigning in the house in Blue Street.
       The Van der Meulen would still catch its requisite afternoon light
       in its place of honour, the Fremiet and the Dresden and Old
       Worcester would continue undisturbed in their accustomed niches.
       Emmeline could have the Japanese snuggery, where Francesca
       sometimes drank her after-dinner coffee, as a separate drawing-
       room, where she could put her own things. The details of the
       bridge structure had all been carefully thought out. Only--it was
       an unfortunate circumstance that Comus should have been the span on
       which everything balanced.
       Francesca's husband had insisted on giving the boy that strange
       Pagan name, and had not lived long enough to judge as to the
       appropriateness, or otherwise, of its significance. In seventeen
       years and some odd months Francesca had had ample opportunity for
       forming an opinion concerning her son's characteristics. The
       spirit of mirthfulness which one associates with the name certainly
       ran riot in the boy, but it was a twisted wayward sort of mirth of
       which Francesca herself could seldom see the humorous side. In her
       brother Henry, who sat eating small cress sandwiches as solemnly as
       though they had been ordained in some immemorial Book of
       Observances, fate had been undisguisedly kind to her. He might so
       easily have married some pretty helpless little woman, and lived at
       Notting Hill Gate, and been the father of a long string of pale,
       clever useless children, who would have had birthdays and the sort
       of illnesses that one is expected to send grapes to, and who would
       have painted fatuous objects in a South Kensington manner as
       Christmas offerings to an aunt whose cubic space for lumber was
       limited. Instead of committing these unbrotherly actions, which
       are so frequent in family life that they might almost be called
       brotherly, Henry had married a woman who had both money and a sense
       of repose, and their one child had the brilliant virtue of never
       saying anything which even its parents could consider worth
       repeating. Then he had gone into Parliament, possibly with the
       idea of making his home life seem less dull; at any rate it
       redeemed his career from insignificance, for no man whose death can
       produce the item "another by-election" on the news posters can be
       wholly a nonentity. Henry, in short, who might have been an
       embarrassment and a handicap, had chosen rather to be a friend and
       counsellor, at times even an emergency bank balance; Francesca on
       her part, with the partiality which a clever and lazily-inclined
       woman often feels for a reliable fool, not only sought his counsel
       but frequently followed it. When convenient, moreover, she repaid
       his loans.
       Against this good service on the part of Fate in providing her with
       Henry for a brother, Francesca could well set the plaguy malice of
       the destiny that had given her Comus for a son. The boy was one of
       those untameable young lords of misrule that frolic and chafe
       themselves through nursery and preparatory and public-school days
       with the utmost allowance of storm and dust and dislocation and the
       least possible amount of collar-work, and come somehow with a laugh
       through a series of catastrophes that has reduced everyone else
       concerned to tears or Cassandra-like forebodings. Sometimes they
       sober down in after-life and become uninteresting, forgetting that
       they were ever lords of anything; sometimes Fate plays royally into
       their hands, and they do great things in a spacious manner, and are
       thanked by Parliaments and the Press and acclaimed by gala-day
       crowds. But in most cases their tragedy begins when they leave
       school and turn themselves loose in a world that has grown too
       civilised and too crowded and too empty to have any place for them.
       And they are very many.
       Henry Greech had made an end of biting small sandwiches, and
       settled down like a dust-storm refreshed, to discuss one of the
       fashionably prevalent topics of the moment, the prevention of
       destitution.
       "It is a question that is only being nibbled at, smelt at, one
       might say, at the present moment," he observed, "but it is one that
       will have to engage our serious attention and consideration before
       long. The first thing that we shall have to do is to get out of
       the dilettante and academic way of approaching it. We must collect
       and assimilate hard facts. It is a subject that ought to appeal to
       all thinking minds, and yet, you know, I find it surprisingly
       difficult to interest people in it."
       Francesca made some monosyllabic response, a sort of sympathetic
       grunt which was meant to indicate that she was, to a certain
       extent, listening and appreciating. In reality she was reflecting
       that Henry possibly found it difficult to interest people in any
       topic that he enlarged on. His talents lay so thoroughly in the
       direction of being uninteresting, that even as an eye-witness of
       the massacre of St. Bartholomew he would probably have infused a
       flavour of boredom into his descriptions of the event.
       "I was speaking down in Leicestershire the other day on this
       subject," continued Henry, "and I pointed out at some length a
       thing that few people ever stop to consider--"
       Francesca went over immediately but decorously to the majority that
       will not stop to consider.
       "Did you come across any of the Barnets when you were down there?"
       she interrupted; "Eliza Barnet is rather taken up with all those
       subjects."
       In the propagandist movements of Sociology, as in other arenas of
       life and struggle, the fiercest competition and rivalry is
       frequently to be found between closely allied types and species.
       Eliza Barnet shared many of Henry Greech's political and social
       views, but she also shared his fondness for pointing things out at
       some length; there had been occasions when she had extensively
       occupied the strictly limited span allotted to the platform oratory
       of a group of speakers of whom Henry Greech had been an impatient
       unit. He might see eye to eye with her on the leading questions of
       the day, but he persistently wore mental blinkers as far as her
       estimable qualities were concerned, and the mention of her name was
       a skilful lure drawn across the trail of his discourse; if
       Francesca had to listen to his eloquence on any subject she much
       preferred that it should be a disparagement of Eliza Barnet rather
       than the prevention of destitution.
       "I've no doubt she means well," said Henry, "but it would be a good
       thing if she could be induced to keep her own personality a little
       more in the background, and not to imagine that she is the
       necessary mouthpiece of all the progressive thought in the
       countryside. I fancy Canon Besomley must have had her in his mind
       when he said that some people came into the world to shake empires
       and others to move amendments."
       Francesca laughed with genuine amusement.
       "I suppose she is really wonderfully well up in all the subjects
       she talks about," was her provocative comment.
       Henry grew possibly conscious of the fact that he was being drawn
       out on the subject of Eliza Barnet, and he presently turned on to a
       more personal topic.
       "From the general air of tranquillity about the house I presume
       Comus has gone back to Thaleby," he observed.
       "Yes," said Francesca, "he went back yesterday. Of course, I'm
       very fond of him, but I bear the separation well. When he's here
       it's rather like having a live volcano in the house, a volcano that
       in its quietest moments asks incessant questions and uses strong
       scent."
       "It is only a temporary respite," said Henry; "in a year or two he
       will be leaving school, and then what?"
       Francesca closed her eyes with the air of one who seeks to shut out
       a distressing vision. She was not fond of looking intimately at
       the future in the presence of another person, especially when the
       future was draped in doubtfully auspicious colours.
       "And then what?" persisted Henry.
       "Then I suppose he will be upon my hands."
       "Exactly."
       "Don't sit there looking judicial. I'm quite ready to listen to
       suggestions if you've any to make."
       "In the case of any ordinary boy," said Henry, "I might make lots
       of suggestions as to the finding of suitable employment. From what
       we know of Comus it would be rather a waste of time for either of
       us to look for jobs which he wouldn't look at when we'd got them
       for him."
       "He must do something," said Francesca.
       "I know he must; but he never will. At least, he'll never stick to
       anything. The most hopeful thing to do with him will be to marry
       him to an heiress. That would solve the financial side of his
       problem. If he had unlimited money at his disposal, he might go
       into the wilds somewhere and shoot big game. I never know what the
       big game have done to deserve it, but they do help to deflect the
       destructive energies of some of our social misfits."
       Henry, who never killed anything larger or fiercer than a trout,
       was scornfully superior on the subject of big game shooting.
       Francesca brightened at the matrimonial suggestion. "I don't know
       about an heiress," she said reflectively. "There's Emmeline
       Chetrof of course. One could hardly call her an heiress, but she's
       got a comfortable little income of her own and I suppose something
       more will come to her from her grandmother. Then, of course, you
       know this house goes to her when she marries."
       "That would be very convenient," said Henry, probably following a
       line of thought that his sister had trodden many hundreds of times
       before him. "Do she and Comus hit it off at all well together?"
       "Oh, well enough in boy and girl fashion," said Francesca. "I must
       arrange for them to see more of each other in future. By the way,
       that little brother of hers that she dotes on, Lancelot, goes to
       Thaleby this term. I'll write and tell Comus to be specially kind
       to him; that will be a sure way to Emmeline's heart. Comus has
       been made a prefect, you know. Heaven knows why."
       "It can only be for prominence in games," sniffed Henry; "I think
       we may safely leave work and conduct out of the question."
       Comus was not a favourite with his uncle.
       Francesca had turned to her writing cabinet and was hastily
       scribbling a letter to her son in which the delicate health, timid
       disposition and other inevitable attributes of the new boy were
       brought to his notice, and commanded to his care. When she had
       sealed and stamped the envelope Henry uttered a belated caution.
       "Perhaps on the whole it would be wiser to say nothing about the
       boy to Comus. He doesn't always respond to directions you know."
       Francesca did know, and already was more than half of her brother's
       opinion; but the woman who can sacrifice a clean unspoiled penny
       stamp is probably yet unborn. _