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Unbearable Bassington, The
CHAPTER XI
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       _ After the momentous lunch at the Corridor Restaurant Elaine had
       returned to Manchester Square (where she was staying with one of
       her numerous aunts) in a frame of mind that embraced a tangle of
       competing emotions. In the first place she was conscious of a
       dominant feeling of relief; in a moment of impetuosity, not wholly
       uninfluenced by pique, she had settled the problem which hours of
       hard thinking and serious heart-searching had brought no nearer to
       solution, and, although she felt just a little inclined to be
       scared at the headlong manner of her final decision, she had now
       very little doubt in her own mind that the decision had been the
       right one. In fact the wonder seemed rather that she should have
       been so long in doubt as to which of her wooers really enjoyed her
       honest approval. She had been in love, these many weeks past with
       an imaginary Comus, but now that she had definitely walked out of
       her dreamland she saw that nearly all the qualities that had
       appealed to her on his behalf had been absent from, or only
       fitfully present in, the character of the real Comus. And now that
       she had installed Youghal in the first place of her affections he
       had rapidly acquired in her eyes some of the qualities which ranked
       highest in her estimation. Like the proverbial buyer she had the
       happy feminine tendency of magnifying the worth of her possession
       as soon as she had acquired it. And Courtenay Youghal gave Elaine
       some justification for her sense of having chosen wisely. Above
       all other things, selfish and cynical though he might appear at
       times, he was unfailingly courteous and considerate towards her.
       That was a circumstance which would always have carried weight with
       her in judging any man; in this case its value was enormously
       heightened by contrast with the behaviour of her other wooer. And
       Youghal had in her eyes the advantage which the glamour of combat,
       even the combat of words and wire-pulling, throws over the fighter.
       He stood well in the forefront of a battle which however carefully
       stage-managed, however honeycombed with personal insincerities and
       overlaid with calculated mock-heroics, really meant something,
       really counted for good or wrong in the nation's development and
       the world's history. Shrewd parliamentary observers might have
       warned her that Youghal would never stand much higher in the
       political world than he did at present, as a brilliant Opposition
       freelance, leading lively and rather meaningless forays against the
       dull and rather purposeless foreign policy of a Government that was
       scarcely either to be blamed for or congratulated on its handling
       of foreign affairs. The young politician had not the strength of
       character or convictions that keeps a man naturally in the
       forefront of affairs and gives his counsels a sterling value, and
       on the other hand his insincerity was not deep enough to allow him
       to pose artificially and successfully as a leader of men and shaper
       of movements. For the moment, however, his place in public life
       was sufficiently marked out to give him a secure footing in that
       world where people are counted individually and not in herds. The
       woman whom he would make his wife would have the chance, too, if
       she had the will and the skill, to become an individual who
       counted.
       There was balm to Elaine in this reflection, yet it did not wholly
       suffice to drive out the feeling of pique which Comus had called
       into being by his slighting view of her as a convenient cash supply
       in moments of emergency. She found a certain satisfaction in
       scrupulously observing her promise, made earlier on that eventful
       day, and sent off a messenger with the stipulated loan. Then a
       reaction of compunction set in, and she reminded herself that in
       fairness she ought to write and tell her news in as friendly a
       fashion as possible to her dismissed suitor before it burst upon
       him from some other quarter. They had parted on more or less
       quarrelling terms it was true, but neither of them had foreseen the
       finality of the parting nor the permanence of the breach between
       them; Comus might even now be thinking himself half-forgiven, and
       the awakening would be rather cruel. The letter, however, did not
       prove an easy one to write; not only did it present difficulties of
       its own but it suffered from the competing urgency of a desire to
       be doing something far pleasanter than writing explanatory and
       valedictory phrases. Elaine was possessed with an unusual but
       quite overmastering hankering to visit her cousin Suzette Brankley.
       They met but rarely at each other's houses and very seldom anywhere
       else, and Elaine for her part was never conscious of feeling that
       their opportunities for intercourse lacked anything in the way of
       adequacy. Suzette accorded her just that touch of patronage which
       a moderately well-off and immoderately dull girl will usually try
       to mete out to an acquaintance who is known to be wealthy and
       suspected of possessing brains. In return Elaine armed herself
       with that particular brand of mock humility which can be so
       terribly disconcerting if properly wielded. No quarrel of any
       description stood between them and one could not legitimately have
       described them as enemies, but they never disarmed in one another's
       presence. A misfortune of any magnitude falling on one of them
       would have been sincerely regretted by the other, but any minor
       discomfiture would have produced a feeling very much akin to
       satisfaction. Human nature knows millions of these inconsequent
       little feuds, springing up and flourishing apart from any basis of
       racial, political, religious or economic causes, as a hint perhaps
       to crass unseeing altruists that enmity has its place and purpose
       in the world as well as benevolence.
       Elaine had not personally congratulated Suzette since the formal
       announcement of her engagement to the young man with the
       dissentient tailoring effects. The impulse to go and do so now,
       overmastered her sense of what was due to Comus in the way of
       explanation. The letter was still in its blank unwritten stage, an
       unmarshalled sequence of sentences forming in her brain, when she
       ordered her car and made a hurried but well-thought-out change into
       her most sumptuously sober afternoon toilette. Suzette, she felt
       tolerably sure, would still be in the costume that she had worn in
       the Park that morning, a costume that aimed at elaboration of
       detail, and was damned with overmuch success.
       Suzette's mother welcomed her unexpected visitor with obvious
       satisfaction. Her daughter's engagement, she explained, was not so
       brilliant from the social point of view as a girl of Suzette's
       attractions and advantages might have legitimately aspired to, but
       Egbert was a thoroughly commendable and dependable young man, who
       would very probably win his way before long to membership of the
       County Council.
       "From there, of course, the road would be open to him to higher
       things."
       "Yes," said Elaine, "he might become an alderman."
       "Have you seen their photographs, taken together?" asked Mrs.
       Brankley, abandoning the subject of Egbert's prospective career.
       "No, do show me," said Elaine, with a flattering show of interest;
       "I've never seen that sort of thing before. It used to be the
       fashion once for engaged couples to be photographed together,
       didn't it?"
       "It's VERY much the fashion now," said Mrs. Brankley assertively,
       but some of the complacency had filtered out of her voice. Suzette
       came into the room, wearing the dress that she had worn in the Park
       that morning.
       "Of course, you've been hearing all about THE engagement from
       mother," she cried, and then set to work conscientiously to cover
       the same ground.
       "We met at Grindelwald, you know. He always calls me his Ice
       Maiden because we first got to know each other on the skating rink.
       Quite romantic, wasn't it? Then we asked him to tea one day, and
       we got to be quite friendly. Then he proposed."
       "He wasn't the only one who was smitten with Suzette," Mrs.
       Brankley hastened to put in, fearful lest Elaine might suppose that
       Egbert had had things all his own way. "There was an American
       millionaire who was quite taken with her, and a Polish count of a
       very old family. I assure you I felt quite nervous at some of our
       tea-parties."
       Mrs. Brankley had given Grindelwald a sinister but rather alluring
       reputation among a large circle of untravelled friends as a place
       where the insolence of birth and wealth was held in precarious
       check from breaking forth into scenes of savage violence.
       "My marriage with Egbert will, of course, enlarge the sphere of my
       life enormously," pursued Suzette.
       "Yes," said Elaine; her eyes were rather remorselessly taking in
       the details of her cousin's toilette. It is said that nothing is
       sadder than victory except defeat. Suzette began to feel that the
       tragedy of both was concentrated in the creation which had given
       her such unalloyed gratification, till Elaine had come on the
       scene.
       "A woman can be so immensely helpful in the social way to a man who
       is making a career for himself. And I'm so glad to find that we've
       a great many ideas in common. We each made out a list of our idea
       of the hundred best books, and quite a number of them were the
       same."
       "He looks bookish," said Elaine, with a critical glance at the
       photograph.
       "Oh, he's not at all a bookworm," said Suzette quickly, "though
       he's tremendously well-read. He's quite the man of action."
       "Does he hunt?" asked Elaine.
       "No, he doesn't get much time or opportunity for riding."
       "What a pity," commented Elaine; "I don't think I could marry a man
       who wasn't fond of riding."
       "Of course that's a matter of taste," said Suzette, stiffly;
       "horsey men are not usually gifted with overmuch brains, are they?"
       "There is as much difference between a horseman and a horsey man as
       there is between a well-dressed man and a dressy one," said Elaine,
       judicially; "and you may have noticed how seldom a dressy woman
       really knows how to dress. As an old lady of my acquaintance
       observed the other day, some people are born with a sense of how to
       clothe themselves, others acquire it, others look as if their
       clothes had been thrust upon them."
       She gave Lady Caroline her due quotation marks, but the sudden
       tactfulness with which she looked away from her cousin's frock was
       entirely her own idea.
       A young man entering the room at this moment caused a diversion
       that was rather welcome to Suzette.
       "Here comes Egbert," she announced, with an air of subdued triumph;
       it was at least a satisfaction to be able to produce the captive of
       her charms, alive and in good condition, on the scene. Elaine
       might be as critical as she pleased, but a live lover outweighed
       any number of well-dressed straight-riding cavaliers who existed
       only as a distant vision of the delectable husband.
       Egbert was one of those men who have no small talk, but possess an
       inexhaustible supply of the larger variety. In whatever society he
       happened to be, and particularly in the immediate neighbourhood of
       an afternoon-tea table, with a limited audience of womenfolk, he
       gave the impression of someone who was addressing a public meeting,
       and would be happy to answer questions afterwards. A suggestion of
       gas-lit mission-halls, wet umbrellas, and discreet applause seemed
       to accompany him everywhere. He was an exponent, among other
       things, of what he called New Thought, which seemed to lend itself
       conveniently to the employment of a good deal of rather stale
       phraseology. Probably in the course of some thirty odd years of
       existence he had never been of any notable use to man, woman, child
       or animal, but it was his firmly-announced intention to leave the
       world a better, happier, purer place than he had found it; against
       the danger of any relapse to earlier conditions after his
       disappearance from the scene, he was, of course, powerless to
       guard. 'Tis not in mortals to insure succession, and Egbert was
       admittedly mortal.
       Elaine found him immensely entertaining, and would certainly have
       exerted herself to draw him out if such a proceeding had been at
       all necessary. She listened to his conversation with the
       complacent appreciation that one bestows on a stage tragedy, from
       whose calamities one can escape at any moment by the simple process
       of leaving one's seat. When at last he checked the flow of his
       opinions by a hurried reference to his watch, and declared that he
       must be moving on elsewhere, Elaine almost expected a vote of
       thanks to be accorded him, or to be asked to signify herself in
       favour of some resolution by holding up her hand.
       When the young man had bidden the company a rapid business-like
       farewell, tempered in Suzette's case by the exact degree of tender
       intimacy that it would have been considered improper to omit or
       overstep, Elaine turned to her expectant cousin with an air of
       cordial congratulation.
       "He is exactly the husband I should have chosen for you, Suzette."
       For the second time that afternoon Suzette felt a sense of waning
       enthusiasm for one of her possessions.
       Mrs. Brankley detected the note of ironical congratulation in her
       visitor's verdict.
       "I suppose she means he's not her idea of a husband, but, he's good
       enough for Suzette," she observed to herself, with a snort that
       expressed itself somewhere in the nostrils of the brain. Then with
       a smiling air of heavy patronage she delivered herself of her one
       idea of a damaging counter-stroke.
       "And when are we to hear of your engagement, my dear?"
       "Now," said Elaine quietly, but with electrical effect; "I came to
       announce it to you but I wanted to hear all about Suzette first.
       It will be formally announced in the papers in a day or two."
       "But who is it? Is it the young man who was with you in the Park
       this morning?" asked Suzette.
       "Let me see, who was I with in the Park this morning? A very good-
       looking dark boy? Oh no, not Comus Bassington. Someone you know
       by name, anyway, and I expect you've seen his portrait in the
       papers."
       "A flying-man?" asked Mrs. Brankley.
       "Courtenay Youghal," said Elaine.
       Mrs. Brankley and Suzette had often rehearsed in the privacy of
       their minds the occasion when Elaine should come to pay her
       personal congratulations to her engaged cousin. It had never been
       in the least like this.
       On her return from her enjoyable afternoon visit Elaine found an
       express messenger letter waiting for her. It was from Comus,
       thanking her for her loan--and returning it.
       "I suppose I ought never to have asked you for it," he wrote, "but
       you are always so deliciously solemn about money matters that I
       couldn't resist. Just heard the news of your engagement to
       Courtenay. Congrats. to you both. I'm far too stoney broke to buy
       you a wedding present so I'm going to give you back the bread-and-
       butter dish. Luckily it still has your crest on it. I shall love
       to think of you and Courtenay eating bread-and-butter out of it for
       the rest of your lives."
       That was all he had to say on the matter about which Elaine had
       been preparing to write a long and kindly-expressed letter, closing
       a rather momentous chapter in her life and his. There was not a
       trace of regret or upbraiding in his note; he had walked out of
       their mutual fairyland as abruptly as she had, and to all
       appearances far more unconcernedly. Reading the letter again and
       again Elaine could come to no decision as to whether this was
       merely a courageous gibe at defeat, or whether it represented the
       real value that Comus set on the thing that he had lost.
       And she would never know. If Comus possessed one useless gift to
       perfection it was the gift of laughing at Fate even when it had
       struck him hardest. One day, perhaps, the laughter and mockery
       would be silent on his lips, and Fate would have the advantage of
       laughing last. _