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Unbearable Bassington, The
CHAPTER XIV
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       _ The farewell dinner which Francesca had hurriedly organised in
       honour of her son's departure threatened from the outset to be a
       doubtfully successful function. In the first place, as he observed
       privately, there was very little of Comus and a good deal of
       farewell in it. His own particular friends were unrepresented.
       Courtenay Youghal was out of the question; and though Francesca
       would have stretched a point and welcomed some of his other male
       associates of whom she scarcely approved, he himself had been
       opposed to including any of them in the invitations. On the other
       hand, as Henry Greech had provided Comus with this job that he was
       going out to, and was, moreover, finding part of the money for the
       necessary outfit, Francesca had felt it her duty to ask him and his
       wife to the dinner; the obtuseness that seems to cling to some
       people like a garment throughout their life had caused Mr. Greech
       to accept the invitation. When Comus heard of the circumstance he
       laughed long and boisterously; his spirits, Francesca noted, seemed
       to be rising fast as the hour for departure drew near.
       The other guests included Serena Golackly and Lady Veula, the
       latter having been asked on the inspiration of the moment at the
       theatrical first-night. In the height of the Season it was not
       easy to get together a goodly selection of guests at short notice,
       and Francesca had gladly fallen in with Serena's suggestion of
       bringing with her Stephen Thorle, who was alleged, in loose
       feminine phrasing, to "know all about" tropical Africa. His
       travels and experiences in those regions probably did not cover
       much ground or stretch over any great length of time, but he was
       one of those individuals who can describe a continent on the
       strength of a few days' stay in a coast town as intimately and
       dogmatically as a paleontologist will reconstruct an extinct mammal
       from the evidence of a stray shin bone. He had the loud
       penetrating voice and the prominent penetrating eyes of a man who
       can do no listening in the ordinary way and whose eyes have to
       perform the function of listening for him. His vanity did not
       necessarily make him unbearable, unless one had to spend much time
       in his society, and his need for a wide field of audience and
       admiration was mercifully calculated to spread his operations over
       a considerable human area. Moreover, his craving for attentive
       listeners forced him to interest himself in a wonderful variety of
       subjects on which he was able to discourse fluently and with a
       certain semblance of special knowledge. Politics he avoided; the
       ground was too well known, and there was a definite no to every
       definite yes that could be put forward. Moreover, argument was not
       congenial to his disposition, which preferred an unchallenged flow
       of dissertation modified by occasional helpful questions which
       formed the starting point for new offshoots of word-spinning. The
       promotion of cottage industries, the prevention of juvenile street
       trading, the extension of the Borstal prison system, the
       furtherance of vague talkative religious movements the fostering of
       inter-racial ententes, all found in him a tireless exponent, a
       fluent and entertaining, though perhaps not very convincing,
       advocate. With the real motive power behind these various causes
       he was not very closely identified; to the spade-workers who
       carried on the actual labours of each particular movement he bore
       the relation of a trowel-worker, delving superficially at the
       surface, but able to devote a proportionately far greater amount of
       time to the advertisement of his progress and achievements. Such
       was Stephen Thorle, a governess in the nursery of Chelsea-bred
       religions, a skilled window-dresser in the emporium of his own
       personality, and needless to say, evanescently popular amid a wide
       but shifting circle of acquaintances. He improved on the record of
       a socially much-travelled individual whose experience has become
       classical, and went to most of the best houses--twice.
       His inclusion as a guest at this particular dinner-party was not a
       very happy inspiration. He was inclined to patronise Comus, as
       well as the African continent, and on even slighter acquaintance.
       With the exception of Henry Greech, whose feelings towards his
       nephew had been soured by many years of overt antagonism, there was
       an uncomfortable feeling among those present that the topic of the
       black-sheep export trade, as Comus would have himself expressed it,
       was being given undue prominence in what should have been a festive
       farewell banquet. And Comus, in whose honour the feast was given,
       did not contribute much towards its success; though his spirits
       seemed strung up to a high pitch his merriment was more the
       merriment of a cynical and amused onlooker than of one who responds
       to the gaiety of his companions. Sometimes he laughed quietly to
       himself at some chance remark of a scarcely mirth-provoking nature,
       and Lady Veula, watching him narrowly, came to the conclusion that
       an element of fear was blended with his seemingly buoyant spirits.
       Once or twice he caught her eye across the table, and a certain
       sympathy seemed to grow up between them, as though they were both
       consciously watching some lugubrious comedy that was being played
       out before them.
       An untoward little incident had marked the commencement of the
       meal. A small still-life picture that hung over the sideboard had
       snapped its cord and slid down with an alarming clatter on to the
       crowded board beneath it. The picture itself was scarcely damaged,
       but its fall had been accompanied by a tinkle of broken glass, and
       it was found that a liqueur glass, one out of a set of seven that
       would be impossible to match, had been shivered into fragments.
       Francesca's almost motherly love for her possessions made her
       peculiarly sensible to a feeling of annoyance and depression at the
       accident, but she turned politely to listen to Mrs. Greech's
       account of a misfortune in which four soup-plates were involved.
       Mrs. Henry was not a brilliant conversationalist, and her flank was
       speedily turned by Stephen Thorle, who recounted a slum experience
       in which two entire families did all their feeding out of one
       damaged soup-plate.
       "The gratitude of those poor creatures when I presented them with a
       set of table crockery apiece, the tears in their eyes and in their
       voices when they thanked me, would be impossible to describe."
       "Thank you all the same for describing it," said Comus.
       The listening eyes went swiftly round the table to gather evidence
       as to how this rather disconcerting remark had been received, but
       Thorle's voice continued uninterruptedly to retail stories of East-
       end gratitude, never failing to mention the particular deeds of
       disinterested charity on his part which had evoked and justified
       the gratitude. Mrs. Greech had to suppress the interesting sequel
       to her broken-crockery narrative, to wit, how she subsequently
       matched the shattered soup-plates at Harrod's. Like an imported
       plant species that sometimes flourishes exceedingly, and makes
       itself at home to the dwarfing and overshadowing of all native
       species, Thorle dominated the dinner-party and thrust its original
       purport somewhat into the background. Serena began to look
       helplessly apologetic. It was altogether rather a relief when the
       filling of champagne glasses gave Francesca an excuse for bringing
       matters back to their intended footing.
       "We must all drink a health," she said; "Comus, my own dear boy, a
       safe and happy voyage to you, much prosperity in the life you are
       going out to, and in due time a safe and happy return--"
       Her hand gave an involuntary jerk in the act of raising the glass,
       and the wine went streaming across the tablecloth in a froth of
       yellow bubbles. It certainly was not turning out a comfortable or
       auspicious dinner party.
       "My dear mother," cried Comus, "you must have been drinking healths
       all the afternoon to make your hand so unsteady."
       He laughed gaily and with apparent carelessness, but again Lady
       Veula caught the frightened note in his laughter. Mrs. Henry, with
       practical sympathy, was telling Francesca two good ways for getting
       wine stains out of tablecloths. The smaller economies of life were
       an unnecessary branch of learning for Mrs. Greech, but she studied
       them as carefully and conscientiously as a stay-at-home plain-
       dwelling English child commits to memory the measurements and
       altitudes of the world's principal mountain peaks. Some women of
       her temperament and mentality know by heart the favourite colours,
       flowers and hymn-tunes of all the members of the Royal Family; Mrs.
       Greech would possibly have failed in an examination of that nature,
       but she knew what to do with carrots that have been over-long in
       storage.
       Francesca did not renew her speech-making; a chill seemed to have
       fallen over all efforts at festivity, and she contented herself
       with refilling her glass and simply drinking to her boy's good
       health. The others followed her example, and Comus drained his
       glass with a brief "thank you all very much." The sense of
       constraint which hung over the company was not, however, marked by
       any uncomfortable pause in the conversation. Henry Greech was a
       fluent thinker, of the kind that prefer to do their thinking aloud;
       the silence that descended on him as a mantle in the House of
       Commons was an official livery of which he divested himself as
       thoroughly as possible in private life. He did not propose to sit
       through dinner as a mere listener to Mr. Thorle's personal
       narrative of philanthropic movements and experiences, and took the
       first opportunity of launching himself into a flow of satirical
       observations on current political affairs. Lady Veula was inured
       to this sort of thing in her own home circle, and sat listening
       with the stoical indifference with which an Esquimau might accept
       the occurrence of one snowstorm the more, in the course of an
       Arctic winter. Serena Golackly felt a certain relief at the fact
       that her imported guest was not, after all, monopolising the
       conversation. But the latter was too determined a personality to
       allow himself to be thrust aside for many minutes by the talkative
       M.P. Henry Greech paused for an instant to chuckle at one of his
       own shafts of satire, and immediately Thorle's penetrating voice
       swept across the table.
       "Oh, you politicians!" he exclaimed, with pleasant superiority;
       "you are always fighting about how things should be done, and the
       consequence is you are never able to do anything. Would you like
       me to tell you what a Unitarian horsedealer said to me at Brindisi
       about politicians?"
       A Unitarian horsedealer at Brindisi had all the allurement of the
       unexpected. Henry Greech's witticisms at the expense of the Front
       Opposition bench were destined to remain as unfinished as his
       wife's history of the broken soup-plates. Thorle was primed with
       an ample succession of stories and themes, chiefly concerning
       poverty, thriftlessness, reclamation, reformed characters, and so
       forth, which carried him in an almost uninterrupted sequence
       through the remainder of the dinner.
       "What I want to do is to make people think," he said, turning his
       prominent eyes on to his hostess; "it's so hard to make people
       think."
       "At any rate you give them the opportunity," said Comus,
       cryptically.
       As the ladies rose to leave the table Comus crossed over to pick up
       one of Lady Veula's gloves that had fallen to the floor.
       "I did not know you kept a dog," said Lady Veula.
       "We don't," said Comus, "there isn't one in the house."
       "I could have sworn I saw one follow you across the hall this
       evening," she said.
       "A small black dog, something like a schipperke?" asked Comus in a
       low voice.
       "Yes, that was it."
       "I saw it myself to-night; it ran from behind my chair just as I
       was sitting down. Don't say anything to the others about it; it
       would frighten my mother."
       "Have you ever seen it before?" Lady Veula asked quickly.
       "Once, when I was six years old. It followed my father
       downstairs."
       Lady Veula said nothing. She knew that Comus had lost his father
       at the age of six.
       In the drawing-room Serena made nervous excuses for her talkative
       friend.
       "Really, rather an interesting man, you know, and up to the eyes in
       all sorts of movements. Just the sort of person to turn loose at a
       drawing-room meeting, or to send down to a mission-hall in some
       unheard-of neighbourhood. Given a sounding-board and a harmonium,
       and a titled woman of some sort in the chair, and he'll be
       perfectly happy; I must say I hadn't realised how overpowering he
       might be at a small dinner-party."
       "I should say he was a very good man," said Mrs. Greech; she had
       forgiven the mutilation of her soup-plate story.
       The party broke up early as most of the guests had other
       engagements to keep. With a belated recognition of the farewell
       nature of the occasion they made pleasant little good-bye remarks
       to Comus, with the usual predictions of prosperity and
       anticipations of an ultimate auspicious return. Even Henry Greech
       sank his personal dislike of the boy for the moment, and made
       hearty jocular allusions to a home-coming, which, in the elder
       man's eyes, seemed possibly pleasantly remote. Lady Veula alone
       made no reference to the future; she simply said, "Good-bye,
       Comus," but her voice was the kindest of all and he responded with
       a look of gratitude. The weariness in her eyes was more marked
       than ever as she lay back against the cushions of her carriage.
       "What a tragedy life is," she said, aloud to herself.
       Serena and Stephen Thorle were the last to leave, and Francesca
       stood alone for a moment at the head of the stairway watching Comus
       laughing and chatting as he escorted the departing guests to the
       door. The ice-wall was melting under the influence of coming
       separation, and never had he looked more adorably handsome in her
       eyes, never had his merry laugh and mischief-loving gaiety seemed
       more infectious than on this night of his farewell banquet. She
       was glad enough that he was going away from a life of idleness and
       extravagance and temptation, but she began to suspect that she
       would miss, for a little while at any rate, the high-spirited boy
       who could be so attractive in his better moods. Her impulse, after
       the guests had gone, was to call him to her and hold him once more
       in her arms, and repeat her wishes for his happiness and good-luck
       in the land he was going to, and her promise of his welcome back,
       some not too distant day, to the land he was leaving. She wanted
       to forget, and to make him forget, the months of irritable jangling
       and sharp discussions, the months of cold aloofness and
       indifference and to remember only that he was her own dear Comus as
       in the days of yore, before he had grown from an unmanageable
       pickle into a weariful problem. But she feared lest she should
       break down, and she did not wish to cloud his light-hearted gaiety
       on the very eve of his departure. She watched him for a moment as
       he stood in the hall, settling his tie before a mirror, and then
       went quietly back to her drawing-room. It had not been a very
       successful dinner party, and the general effect it had left on her
       was one of depression.
       Comus, with a lively musical-comedy air on his lips, and a look of
       wretchedness in his eyes, went out to visit the haunts that he was
       leaving so soon. _