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Essay(s) by G. K. Chesterton
Five Hundred And Fifty-Five
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       Life is full of a ceaseless shower of small coincidences: too small to be worth mentioning except for a special purpose, often too trifling even to be noticed, any more than we notice one snowflake falling on another. It is this that lends a frightful plausibility to all false doctrines and evil fads. There are always such crowds of accidental arguments for anything. If I said suddenly that historical truth is generally told by red-haired men, I have no doubt that ten minutes' reflection (in which I decline to indulge) would provide me with a handsome list of instances in support of it. I remember a riotous argument about Bacon and Shakespeare in which I offered quite at random to show that Lord Rosebery had written the works of Mr. W. B. Yeats. No sooner had I said the words than a torrent of coincidences rushed upon my mind. I pointed out, for instance, that Mr. Yeats's chief work was "The Secret Rose." This may easily be paraphrased as "The Quiet or Modest Rose"; and so, of course, as the Primrose. A second after I saw the same suggestion in the combination of "rose" and "bury." If I had pursued the matter, who knows but I might have been a raving maniac by this time.
       We trip over these trivial repetitions and exactitudes at every turn, only they are too trivial even for conversation. A man named Williams did walk into a strange house and murder a man named Williamson; it sounds like a sort of infanticide. A journalist of my acquaintance did move quite unconsciously from a place called Overstrand to a place called Overroads. When he had made this escape he was very properly pursued by a voting card from Battersea, on which a political agent named Burn asked him to vote for a political candidate named Burns. And when he did so another coincidence happened to him: rather a spiritual than a material coincidence; a mystical thing, a matter of a magic number.
       For a sufficient number of reasons, the man I know went up to vote in Battersea in a drifting and even dubious frame of mind. As the train slid through swampy woods and sullen skies there came into his empty mind those idle and yet awful questions which come when the mind is empty. Fools make cosmic systems out of them; knaves make profane poems out of them; men try to crush them like an ugly lust. Religion is only the responsible reinforcement of common courage and common sense. Religion only sets up the normal mood of health against the hundred moods of disease.
       But there is this about such ghastly empty enigmas, that they always have an answer to the obvious answer, the reply offered by daily reason. Suppose a man's children have gone swimming; suppose he is suddenly throttled by the senseless--fear that they are drowned. The obvious answer is, "Only one man in a thousand has his children drowned." But a deeper voice (deeper, being as deep as hell) answers, "And why should not you--be the thousandth man?" What is true of tragic doubt is true also of trivial doubt. The voter's guardian devil said to him, "If you don't vote to-day you can do fifteen things which will quite certainly do some good somewhere, please a friend, please a child, please a maddened publisher. And what good do you expect to do by voting? You don't think your man will get in by one vote, do you?" To this he knew the answer of common sense, "But if everybody said that, nobody would get in at all." And then there came that deeper voice from Hades, "But you are not settling what everybody shall do, but what one person on one occasion shall do. If this afternoon you went your way about more solid things, how would it matter and who would ever know?" Yet somehow the voter drove on blindly through the blackening London roads, and found somewhere a tedious polling station and recorded his tiny vote.
       The politician for whom the voter had voted got in by five hundred and fifty-five votes. The voter read this next morning at breakfast, being in a more cheery and expansive mood, and found something very fascinating not merely in the fact of the majority, but even in the form of it. There was something symbolic about the three exact figures; one felt it might be a sort of motto or cipher. In the great book of seals and cloudy symbols there is just such a thundering repetition. Six hundred and sixty-six was the Mark of the Beast. Five hundred and fifty-five is the Mark of the Man; the triumphant tribune and citizen. A number so symmetrical as that really rises out of the region of science into the region of art. It is a pattern, like the egg-and-dart ornament or the Greek key. One might edge a wall-paper or fringe a robe with a recurring decimal. And while the voter luxuriated in this light exactitude of the numbers, a thought crossed his mind and he almost leapt to his feet. "Why, good heavens!" he cried. "I won that election; and it was won by one vote! But for me it would have been the despicable, broken-backed, disjointed, inharmonious figure five hundred and fifty-four. The whole artistic point would have vanished. The Mark of the Man would have disappeared from history. It was I who with a masterful hand seized the chisel and carved the hieroglyph-- complete and perfect. I clutched the trembling hand of Destiny when it was about to make a dull square four and forced it to make a nice curly five. Why, but for me the Cosmos would have lost a coincidence!" After this outburst the voter sat down and finished his breakfast.
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       G K Chesterton's essay: Five Hundred And Fifty-Five
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The "Eatanswill Gazette"
An Accident
The Advantages Of Having One Leg
The Amnesty For Aggression
The Anarchist
Anonymity And Further Counsels
The Appetite Of Earth
The Art Of Missing The Point
The Ballade Of A Strange Town
The Boy
A Cab Ride Across Country
The Case For The Ephemeral
Cheese
The Chorus
Christmas
Cockneys And Their Jokes
Conceit And Caricature
A Criminal Head
A Dead Poet
A Defence Of Nonsense
Demagogues And Mystagogues
The Diabolist
The Dickensian
The Dragon's Grandmother
A Drama Of Dolls
The Dregs Of Puritanism
Dukes
Edward VII. And Scotland
The Empire Of The Ignorant
The End Of The World
The Error Of Impartiality
An Essay On Two Cities
Ethandune
The Extraordinary Cabman
Fairy Tales
The Fallacy Of Success
The Fatigue Of Fleet Street
The Field of Blood
Five Hundred And Fifty-Five
The Flat Freak
French And English
The French Revolution And The Irish
The Furrows
The Futurists
The Garden Of The Sea
The Giant
A Glimpse Of My Country
The Glory Of Grey
The Gold Of Glastonbury
A Great Man
The High Plains
How I Found The Superman
How I Met The President
Humanitarianism And Strength
Humanity: An Interlude
In The Place De La Bastille
In Topsy-Turvy Land
Introductory: On Gargoyles
Liberalism: A Sample
Limericks And Counsels Of Perfection
The Little Birds Who Won't Sing
The Long Bow
The Maid Of Orleans
The Man And His Newspaper
The Methuselahite
The Modern Martyr
The Modern Scrooge
The Mystery Of A Pageant
The New House
The New Name
The New Raid
The Nightmare
On Lying In Bed
On Political Secrecy
On Running After One's Hat
On The Cryptic And The Elliptic
The Orthodox Barber
Oxford From Without
Patriotism And Sport
The Perfect Game
The Philosophy Of Sight-Seeing
Phonetic Spelling
A Piece Of Chalk
The Poetry Of The Revolution
The Prehistoric Railway Station
A Real Danger
The Red Angel
The Red Town
Revive The Court Jester
The Riddle Of The Ivy
A Romance Of The Marshes
Science And Religion
The Secret Of A Train
The Sentimentalist
The Servile State Again
The Shop Of Ghosts
Simmons And The Social Tie
Some Policemen And A Moral
Spiritualism
The Steward Of The Chiltern Hundreds
The Strangeness Of Luxury
The Surrender Of A Cockney
The Symbolism Of Krupp
The Telegraph Poles
Thoughts Around Koepenick
The Three Kinds Of Men
Tom Jones And Morality
The Tower
The Tower Of Bebel
The Toy Theatre
A Tragedy Of Twopence
The Travellers In State
Tremendous Trifles
The Triumph Of The Donkey
The Twelve Men
The Two Noises
The Tyranny Of Bad Journalism
The Vote And The House
What I Found In My Pocket
The Wheel
The White Horses
The Wind And The Trees
Wine When It Is Red
The Wings Of Stone
Woman
A Workman's History Of England
The Worship Of The Wealthy
The Wrath Of The Roses
The Zola Controversy