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CHAPTER V
George Bernard Shaw
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       CHAPTER V
       What had passed between Smilash and Henrietta remained unknown
       except to themselves. Agatha had seen Henrietta clasping his neck
       in her arms, but had not waited to hear the exclamation of
       "Sidney, Sidney," which followed, nor to see him press her face
       to his breast in his anxiety to stifle her voice as he said, "My
       darling love, don't screech I implore you. Confound it, we shall
       have the whole pack here in a moment. Hush!"
       "Don't leave me again, Sidney," she entreated, clinging faster to
       him as his perplexed gaze, wandering towards the entrance to the
       shrubbery, seemed to forsake her. A din of voices in that
       direction precipitated his irresolution.
       "We must run away, Hetty," he said "Hold fast about my neck, and
       don't strangle me. Now then." He lifted her upon his shoulder and
       ran swiftly through the grounds. When they were stopped by the
       wall, he placed her atop of it, scrabbled over, and made her jump
       into his arms. Then he staggered away with her across the fields,
       gasping out in reply to the inarticulate remonstrances which
       burst from her as he stumbled and reeled at every hillock, "Your
       weight is increasing at the rate of a stone a second, my love. If
       you stoop you will break my back. Oh, Lord, here's a ditch!"
       "Let me down," screamed Henrietta in an ecstasy of delight and
       apprehension. "You will hurt yourself, and--Oh, DO take--"
       He struggled through a dry ditch as she spoke, and came out upon
       a grassy place that bordered the towpath of the canal. Here, on
       the bank of a hollow where the moss was dry and soft, he seated
       her, threw himself prone on his elbows before her, and said,
       panting:
       "Nessus carrying off Dejanira was nothing to this! Whew! Well, my
       darling, are you glad to see me?"
       "But--"
       "But me no buts, unless you wish me to vanish again and for ever.
       Wretch that I am, I have longed for you unspeakably more than
       once since I ran away from you. You didn't care, of course?"
       "I did. I did, indeed. Why did you leave me, Sidney?"
       "Lest a worse thing might befall. Come, don't let us waste in
       explanations the few minutes we have left. Give me a kiss."
       "Then you are going to leave me again. Oh, Sidney--"
       "Never mind to-morrow, Hetty. Be like the sun and the meadow,
       which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter. Why
       do you stare at that cursed canal, blindly dragging its load of
       filth from place to place until it pitches it into the sea--just
       as a crowded street pitches its load into the cemetery? Stare at
       ME, and give me a kiss."
       She gave him several, and said coaxingly, with her arm still upon
       his shoulder: "You only talk that way to frighten me, Sidney; I
       know you do."
       "You are the bright sun of my senses," he said, embracing her. "I
       feel my heart and brain wither in your smile, and I fling them to
       you for your prey with exultation. How happy I am to have a wife
       who does not despise me for doing so--who rather loves me the
       more!"
       "Don't be silly," said Henrietta, smiling vacantly. Then, stung
       by a half intuition of his meaning, she repulsed him and said
       angrily, "YOU despise ME."
       "Not more than I despise myself. Indeed, not so much; for many
       emotions that seem base from within seem lovable from without."
       "You intend to leave me again. I feel it. I know it."
       "You think you know it because you feel it. Not a bad reason,
       either."
       "Then you ARE going to leave me?"
       "Do you not feel it and know it? Yes, my cherished Hetty, I
       assuredly am."
       She broke into wild exclamations of grief, and he drew her head
       down and kissed her with a tender action which she could not
       resist, and a wry face which she did not see.
       "My poor Hetty, you don't understand me."
       "I only understand that you hate me, and want to go away from
       me."
       "That would be easy to understand. But the strangeness is that I
       LOVE you and want to go away from you. Not for ever. Only for a
       time."
       "But I don't want you to go away. I won't let you go away," she
       said, a trace of fierceness mingling with her entreaty. "Why do
       you want to leave me if you love me?"
       "How do I know? I can no more tell you the whys and wherefores of
       myself than I can lift myself up by the waistband and carry
       myself into the next county, as some one challenged a speculator
       in perpetual motion to do. I am too much a pessimist to respect
       my own affections. Do you know what a pessimist is?"
       "A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them
       for it."
       "So, or thereabout. Modern English polite society, my native
       sphere, seems to me as corrupt as consciousness of culture and
       absence of honesty can make it. A canting, lie-loving,
       fact-hating, scribbling, chattering, wealth-hunting,
       pleasure-hunting, celebrity-hunting mob, that, having lost the
       fear of hell, and not replaced it by the love of justice, cares
       for nothing but the lion's share of the wealth wrung by threat of
       starvation from the hands of the classes that create it. If you
       interrupt me with a silly speech, Hetty, I will pitch you into
       the canal, and die of sorrow for my lost love afterwards. You
       know what I am, according to the conventional description: a
       gentleman with lots of money. Do you know the wicked origin of
       that money and gentility?"
       "Oh, Sidney; have you been doing anything?"
       "No, my best beloved; I am a gentleman, and have been doing
       nothing. That a man can do so and not starve is nowadays not even
       a paradox. Every halfpenny I possess is stolen money; but it has
       been stolen legally, and, what is of some practical importance to
       you, I have no means of restoring it to the rightful owners even
       if I felt inclined to. Do you know what my father was?"
       "What difference can that make now? Don't be disagreeable and
       full of ridiculous fads, Sidney dear. I didn't marry your
       father."
       "No; but you married--only incidentally, of course--my father's
       fortune. That necklace of yours was purchased with his money; and
       I can almost fancy stains of blood "
       "Stop, Sidney. I don't like this sort of romancing. It's all
       nonsense. DO be nice to me."
       "There are stains of sweat on it, I know."
       "You nasty wretch!"
       "I am thinking, not of you, my dainty one, but of the unfortunate
       people who slave that we may live idly. Let me explain to you why
       we are so rich. My father was a shrewd, energetic, and ambitious
       Manchester man, who understood an exchange of any sort as a
       transaction by which one man should lose and the other gain. He
       made it his object to make as many exchanges as possible, and to
       be always the gaining party in them. I do not know exactly what
       he was, for he was ashamed both of his antecedents and of his
       relatives, from which I can only infer that they were honest,
       and, therefore, unsuccessful people. However, he acquired some
       knowledge of the cotton trade, saved some money, borrowed some
       more on the security of his reputation for getting the better of
       other people in business, and, as he accurately told me
       afterwards, started FOR HIMSELF. He bought a factory and some raw
       cotton. Now you must know that a man, by laboring some time on a
       piece of raw cotton, can turn it into a piece of manufactured
       cotton fit for making into sheets and shifts and the like. The
       manufactured cotton is more valuable than the raw cotton, because
       the manufacture costs wear and tear of machinery, wear and tear
       of the factory, rent of the ground upon which the factory is
       built, and human labor, or wear and tear of live men, which has
       to be made good by food, shelter, and rest. Do you understand
       that?"
       "We used to learn all about it at college. I don't see what it
       has to do with us, since you are not in the cotton trade."
       "You learned as much as it was thought safe to teach you, no
       doubt; but not quite all, I should think. When my father started
       for himself, there were many men in Manchester who were willing
       to labor in this way, but they had no factory to work in, no
       machinery to work with, and no raw cotton to work on, simply
       because all this indispensable plant, and the materials for
       producing a fresh supply of it, had been appropriated by earlier
       comers. So they found themselves with gaping stomachs, shivering
       limbs,, and hungry wives and children, in a place called their
       own country, in which, nevertheless, every scrap of ground and
       possible source of subsistence was tightly locked up in the hands
       of others and guarded by armed soldiers and policemen. In this
       helpless condition, the poor devils were ready to beg for access
       to a factory and to raw cotton on any conditions compatible with
       life. My father offered them the use of his factory, his
       machines, and his raw cotton on the following conditions: They
       were to work long and hard, early and late, to add fresh value to
       his raw cotton by manufacturing it. Out of the value thus created
       by them, they were to recoup him for what he supplied them with:
       rent, shelter, gas, water, machinery, raw cotton--everything, and
       to pay him for his own services as superintendent, manager, and
       salesman. So far he asked nothing but just remuneration. But
       after this had been paid, a balance due solely to their own labor
       remained. 'Out of this,' said my father, 'you shall keep just
       enough to save you from starving, and of the rest you shall make
       me a present to reward me for my virtue in saving money. Such is
       the bargain I propose. It is, in my opinion, fair and calculated
       to encourage thrifty habits. If it does not strike you in that
       light, you can get a factory and raw cotton for yourselves; you
       shall not use mine.' In other words, they might go to the devil
       and starve--Hobson's choice!--for all the other factories were
       owned by men who offered no better terms. The Manchesterians
       could not bear to starve or to see their children starve, and so
       they accepted his terms and went into the factory. The terms, you
       see, did not admit of their beginning to save for themselves as
       he had done. Well, they created great wealth by their labor, and
       lived on very little, so that the balance they gave for nothing
       to my father was large. He bought more cotton, and more
       machinery, and more factories with it; employed more men to make
       wealth for him, and saw his fortune increase like a rolling
       snowball. He prospered enormously, but the work men were no
       better off than at first, and they dared not rebel and demand
       more of the money they had made, for there were always plenty of
       starving wretches outside willing to take their places on the old
       terms. Sometimes he met with a check, as, for instance, when, in
       his eagerness to increase his store, he made the men manufacture
       more cotton than the public needed; or when he could not get
       enough of raw cotton, as happened during the Civil War in
       America. Then he adapted himself to circumstances by turning away
       as many workmen as he could not find customers or cotton for; and
       they, of course, starved or subsisted on charity. During the
       war-time a big subscription was got up for these poor wretches,
       and my father subscribed one hundred pounds, in spite, he said,
       of his own great losses. Then he bought new machines; and, as
       women and children could work these as well as men, and were
       cheaper and more docile, he turned away about seventy out of
       every hundred of his HANDS (so he called the men), and replaced
       them by their wives and children, who made money for him faster
       than ever. By this time he had long ago given up managing the
       factories, and paid clever fellows who had no money of their own
       a few hundreds a year to do it for him. He also purchased shares
       in other concerns conducted on the same principle; pocketed
       dividends made in countries which he had never visited by men
       whom he had never seen; bought a seat in Parliament from a poor
       and corrupt constituency, and helped to preserve the laws by
       which he had thriven. Afterwards, when his wealth grew famous, he
       had less need to bribe; for modern men worship the rich as gods,
       and will elect a man as one of their rulers for no other reason
       than that he is a millionaire. He aped gentility, lived in a
       palace at Kensington, and bought a part of Scotland to make a
       deer forest of. It is easy enough to make a deer forest, as trees
       are not necessary there. You simply drive off the peasants,
       destroy their houses, and make a desert of the land. However, my
       father did not shoot much himself; he generally let the forest
       out by the season to those who did. He purchased a wife of gentle
       blood too, with the unsatisfactory result now before you. That is
       how Jesse Trefusis, a poor Manchester bagman, contrived to be
       come a plutocrat and gentleman of landed estate. And also how I,
       who never did a stroke of work in my life, am overburdened with
       wealth; whilst the children of the men who made that wealth are
       slaving as their fathers slaved, or starving, or in the
       workhouse, or on the streets, or the deuce knows where. What do
       you think of that, my love?"
       "What is the use of worrying about it, Sidney? It cannot be
       helped now. Besides, if your father saved money, and the others
       were improvident, he deserved to make a fortune."
       "Granted; but he didn't make a fortune. He took a fortune that
       others made. At Cambridge they taught me that his profits were
       the reward of abstinence--the abstinence which enabled him to
       save. That quieted my conscience until I began to wonder why one
       man should make another pay him for exercising one of the
       virtues. Then came the question: what did my father abstain from?
       The workmen abstained from meat, drink, fresh air, good clothes,
       decent lodging, holidays, money, the society of their families,
       and pretty nearly everything that makes life worth living, which
       was perhaps the reason why they usually died twenty years or so
       sooner than people in our circumstances. Yet no one rewarded them
       for their abstinence. The reward came to my father, who abstained
       from none of these things, but indulged in them all to his
       heart's content. Besides, if the money was the reward of
       abstinence, it seemed logical to infer that he must abstain ten
       times as much when he bad fifty thousand a year as when he had
       only five thousand. Here was a problem for my young mind.
       Required, something from which my father abstained and in which
       his workmen exceeded, and which he abstained from more and more
       as he grew richer and richer. The only thing that answered this
       description was hard work, and as I never met a sane man willing
       to pay another for idling, I began to see that these prodigious
       payments to my father were extorted by force. To do him justice,
       he never boasted of abstinence. He considered himself a
       hard-worked man, and claimed his fortune as the reward of his
       risks, his calculations, his anxieties, and the journeys he had
       to make at all seasons and at all hours. This comforted me
       somewhat until it occurred to me that if he had lived a century
       earlier, invested his money in a horse and a pair of pistols, and
       taken to the road, his object--that of wresting from others the
       fruits of their labor without rendering them an equivalent--would
       have been exactly the same, and his risk far greater, for it
       would have included risk of the gallows. Constant travelling with
       the constable at his heels, and calculations of the chances of
       robbing the Dover mail, would have given him his fill of activity
       and anxiety. On the whole, if Jesse Trefusis, M.P., who died a
       millionaire in his palace at Kensington, had been a highwayman, I
       could not more heartily loathe the social arrangements that
       rendered such a career as his not only possible, but eminently
       creditable to himself in the eyes of his fellows. Most men make
       it their business to imitate him, hoping to become rich and idle
       on the same terms. Therefore I turn my back on them. I cannot sit
       at their feasts knowing how much they cost in human misery, and
       seeing how little they produce of human happiness. What is your
       opinion, my treasure?"
       Henrietta seemed a little troubled. She smiled faintly, and said
       caressingly, "It was not your fault, Sidney. _I_ don't blame
       you."
       "Immortal powers!" he exclaimed, sitting bolt upright and
       appealing to the skies, "here is a woman who believes that the
       only concern all this causes me is whether she thinks any the
       worse of me personally on account of it!"
       "No, no, Sidney. It is not I alone. Nobody thinks the worse of
       you for it."
       "Quite so," he returned, in a polite frenzy. "Nobody sees any
       harm in it. That is precisely the mischief of it."
       "Besides," she urged, "your mother belonged to one of the oldest
       families in England."
       "And what more can man desire than wealth with descent from a
       county family! Could a man be happier than I ought to be, sprung
       as I am from monopolists of all the sources and instruments of
       production--of land on the one side, and of machinery on the
       other? This very ground on which we are resting was the property
       of my mother's father. At least the law allowed him to use it as
       such. When he was a boy, there was a fairly prosperous race of
       peasants settled here, tilling the soil, paying him rent for
       permission to do so, and making enough out of it to satisfy his
       large wants and their own narrow needs without working themselves
       to death. But my grandfather was a shrewd man. He perceived that
       cows and sheep produced more money by their meat and wool than
       peasants by their husbandry. So he cleared the estate. That is,
       he drove the peasants from their homes, as my father did
       afterwards in his Scotch deer forest. Or, as his tombstone has
       it, he developed the resources of his country. I don't know what
       became of the peasants; HE didn't know, and, I presume, didn't
       care. I suppose the old ones went into the workhouse, and the
       young ones crowded the towns, and worked for men like my father
       in factories. Their places were taken by cattle, which paid for
       their food so well that my grandfather, getting my father to take
       shares in the enterprise, hired laborers on the Manchester terms
       to cut that canal for him. When it was made, he took toll upon
       it; and his heirs still take toll, and the sons of the navvies
       who dug it and of the engineer who designed it pay the toll when
       they have occasion to travel by it, or to purchase goods which
       have been conveyed along it. I remember my grandfather well. He
       was a well-bred man, and a perfect gentleman in his manners; but,
       on the whole, I think he was wickeder than my father, who, after
       all, was caught in the wheels of a vicious system, and had either
       to spoil others or be spoiled by them. But my grandfather--the
       old rascal!--was in no such dilemma. Master as he was of his bit
       of merry England, no man could have enslaved him, and he might at
       least have lived and let live. My father followed his example in
       the matter of the deer forest, but that was the climax of his
       wickedness, whereas it was only the beginning of my
       grandfather's. Howbeit, whichever bears the palm, there they
       were, the types after which we all strive."
       "Not all, Sidney. Not we two. I hate tradespeople and country
       squires. We belong to the artistic and cultured classes, and we
       can keep aloof from shopkeepers."
       "Living, meanwhile, at the rate of several thousand a year on
       rent and interest. No, my dear, this is the way of those people
       who insist that when they are in heaven they shall be spared the
       recollection of such a place as hell, but are quite content that
       it shall exist outside their consciousness. I respect my father
       more--I mean I despise him less--for doing his own sweating and
       filching than I do the sensitive sluggards and cowards who lent
       him their money to sweat and filch with, and asked no questions
       provided the interest was paid punctually. And as to your friends
       the artists, they are the worst of all."
       "Oh, Sidney, you are determined not to be pleased. Artists don't
       keep factories."
       "No; but the factory is only a part of the machinery of the
       system. Its basis is the tyranny of brain force, which, among
       civilized men, is allowed to do what muscular force does among
       schoolboys and savages. The schoolboy proposition is: 'I am
       stronger than you, therefore you shall fag for me.' Its grown up
       form is: 'I am cleverer than you, therefore you shall fag for
       me.' The state of things we produce by submitting to this, bad
       enough even at first, becomes intolerable when the mediocre or
       foolish descendants of the clever fellows claim to have inherited
       their privileges. Now, no men are greater sticklers for the
       arbitrary dominion of genius and talent than your artists. The
       great painter is not satisfied with being sought after and
       admired because his hands can do more than ordinary hands, which
       they truly can, but he wants to be fed as if his stomach needed
       more food than ordinary stomachs, which it does not. A day's work
       is a day's work, neither more nor less, and the man who does it
       needs a day's sustenance, a night's repose, and due leisure,
       whether he be painter or ploughman. But the rascal of a painter,
       poet, novelist, or other voluptuary in labor, is not content with
       his advantage in popular esteem over the ploughman; he also wants
       an advantage in money, as if there were more hours in a day spent
       in the studio or library than in the field; or as if he needed
       more food to enable him to do his work than the ploughman to
       enable him to do his. He talks of the higher quality of his work,
       as if the higher quality of it were of his own making--as if it
       gave him a right to work less for his neighbor than his neighbor
       works for him--as if the ploughman could not do better without
       him than he without the ploughman--as if the value of the most
       celebrated pictures has not been questioned more than that of any
       straight furrow in the arable world--as if it did not take an
       apprenticeship of as many years to train the hand and eye of a
       mason or blacksmith as of an artist--as if, in short, the fellow
       were a god, as canting brain worshippers have for years past been
       assuring him he is. Artists arc the high priests of the modern
       Moloch. Nine out of ten of them are diseased creatures, just sane
       enough to trade on their own neuroses. The only quality oœ theirs
       which extorts my respect is a certain sublime selfishness which
       makes them willing to starve and to let their families starve
       sooner than do any work they don't like."
       "INDEED you are quite wrong, Sidney. There was a girl at the
       Slade school who supported her mother and two sisters by her
       drawing. Besides, what can you do? People were made so."
       "Yes; I was made a landlord and capitalist by the folly of the
       people; but they can unmake me if they will. Meanwhile I have
       absolutely no means of escape from my position except by giving
       away my slaves to fellows who will use them no better than I, and
       becoming a slave myself; which, if you please, you shall not
       catch me doing in a hurry. No, my beloved, I must keep my foot on
       their necks for your sake as well as for my own. But you do not
       care about all this prosy stuff. I am consumed with remorse for
       having bored my darling. You want to know why I am living here
       like a hermit in a vulgar two-roomed hovel instead of tasting the
       delights of London society with my beautiful and devoted young
       wife."
       "But you don't intend to stay here, Sidney?"
       "Yes, I do; and I will tell you why. I am helping to liberate
       those Manchester laborers who were my father's slaves. To bring
       that about, their fellow slaves all over the world must unite in
       a vast international association of men pledged to share the
       world's work justly; to share the produce of the work justly; to
       yield not a farthing--charity apart--to any full-grown and
       able-bodied idler or malingerer, and to treat as vermin in the
       commonwealth persons attempting to get more than their share of
       wealth or give less than their share of work. This is a very
       difficult thing to accomplish, because working-men, like the
       people called their betters, do not always understand their own
       interests, and will often actually help their oppressors to
       exterminate their saviours to the tune of 'Rule Britannia,' or
       some such lying doggerel. We must educate them out of that, and,
       meanwhile, push forward the international association of laborers
       diligently. I am at present occupied in propagating its
       principles. Capitalism, organized for repressive purposes under
       pretext of governing the nation, would very soon stop the
       association if it understood our aim, but it thinks that we are
       engaged in gunpowder plots and conspiracies to assassinate
       crowned heads; and so, whilst the police are blundering in search
       of evidence of these, our real work goes on unmolested. Whether I
       am really advancing the cause is more than I can say. I use heaps
       of postage stamps, pay the expenses of many indifferent
       lecturers, defray the cost of printing reams of pamphlets and
       hand-bills which hail the laborer flatteringly as the salt of the
       earth, write and edit a little socialist journal, and do what
       lies in my power generally. I had rather spend my ill-gotten
       wealth in this way than upon an expensive house and a retinue of
       servants. And I prefer my corduroys and my two-roomed chalet here
       to our pretty little house, and your pretty little ways, and my
       pretty little neglect of the work that my heart is set upon. Some
       day, perhaps, I will take a holiday; and then we shall have a new
       honeymoon."
       For a moment Henrietta seemed about to cry. Suddenly she
       exclaimed with enthusiasm: "I will stay with you, Sidney. I will
       share your work, whatever it may be. I will dress as a dairymaid,
       and have a little pail to carry milk in. The world is nothing to
       me except when you are with me; and I should love to live here
       and sketch from nature."
       He blenched, and partially rose, unable to conceal his dismay.
       She, resolved not to be cast off, seized him and clung to him.
       This was the movement that excited the derision of Wickens's boy
       in the adjacent gravel pit. Trefusis was glad of the
       interruption; and, when he gave the boy twopence and bade him
       begone, half hoped that he would insist on remaining. But though
       an obdurate boy on most occasions, he proved complaisant on this,
       and withdrew to the high road, where he made over one of his
       pennies to a phantom gambler, and tossed with him until recalled
       from his dual state by the appearance of Fairholme's party.
       In the meantime, Henrietta urgently returned to her proposition.
       "We should be so happy," she said. "I would housekeep for you,
       and you could work as much as you pleased. Our life would be a
       long idyll."
       "My love," he said, shaking his head as she looked beseechingly
       at him, "I have too much Manchester cotton in my constitution for
       long idylls. And the truth is, that the first condition of work
       with me is your absence. When you are with me, I can do nothing
       but make love to you. You bewitch me. When I escape from you for
       a moment, it is only to groan remorsefully over the hours you
       have tempted me to waste and the energy you have futilized."
       "If you won't live with me you had no right to marry me."
       "True. But that is neither your fault nor mine. We have found
       that we love each other too much-- that our intercourse hinders
       our usefulness--and so we must part. Not for ever, my dear; only
       until you have cares and business of your own to fill up your
       life and prevent you from wasting mine."
       "I believe you are mad," she said petulantly. "The world is mad
       nowadays, and is galloping to the deuce as fast as greed can goad
       it. I merely stand out of the rush, not liking its destination.
       Here comes a barge, the commander of which is devoted to me
       because he believes that I am organizing a revolution for the
       abolition of lock dues and tolls. We will go aboard and float
       down to Lyvern, whence you can return to London. You had better
       telegraph from the junction to the college; there must be a hue
       and cry out after us by this time. You shall have my address, and
       we can write to one another or see one another whenever we
       please. Or you can divorce me for deserting you."
       "You would like me to, I know," said Henrietta, sobbing.
       "I should die of despair, my darling," he said complacently.
       "Ship aho-o-o-y! Stop crying, Hetty, for God's sake. You lacerate
       my very soul."
       "Ah-o-o-o-o-o-o-oy, master!" roared the bargee.
       "Good arternoon, sir," said a man who, with a short whip in his
       hand, trudged beside the white horse that towed the barge. "Come
       up!" he added malevolently to the horse.
       "I want to get on board, and go up to Lyvern with you," said
       Trefusis. "He seems a well fed brute, that."
       "Better fed nor me," said the man. "You can't get the work out of
       a hunderfed 'orse that you can out of a hunderfed man or woman.
       I've bin in parts of England where women pulled the barges. They
       come cheaper nor 'orses, because it didn't cost nothing to get
       new ones when the old ones we wore out."
       "Then why not employ them?" said Trefusis, with ironical gravity.
       "The principle of buying laborforce in the cheapest market and
       selling its product in the dearest has done much to make
       Englishmen--what they are."
       "The railway comp'nies keeps 'orspittles for the like of 'IM,"
       said the man, with a cunning laugh, indicating the horse by
       smacking him on the belly with the butt of the whip. "If ever you
       try bein' a laborer in earnest, governor, try it on four legs.
       You'll find it far preferable to trying on two."
       "This man is one of my converts," said Trefusis apart to
       Henrietta. "He told me the other day that since I set him
       thinking he never sees a gentleman without feeling inclined to
       heave a brick at him. I find that socialism is often
       misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents
       to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity
       to heave bricks at respectable persons. Now I am going to carry
       you along this plank. If you keep quiet, we may reach the barge.
       If not, we shall reach the bottom of the canal."
       He carried her safely over, and exchanged some friendly words
       with the bargee. Then he took Henrietta forward, and stood
       watching the water as they were borne along noiselessly between
       the hilly pastures of the country.
       "This would be a fairy journey," he said, "if one could forget
       the woman down below, cooking her husband's dinner in a stifling
       hole about as big as your wardrobe, and--"
       "Oh, don't talk any more of these things," she said crossly; "I
       cannot help them. I have my own troubles to think of. HER husband
       lives with her."
       "She will change places with you, my dear, if you make her the
       offer."
       She had no answer ready. After a pause he began to speak
       poetically of the scenery and to offer her loverlike speeches and
       compliments. But she felt that he intended to get rid of her, and
       he knew that it was useless to try to hide that design from her.
       She turned away and sat down on a pile of bricks, only writhing
       angrily when he pressed her for a word. As they neared the end of
       her voyage, and her intense protest against desertion remained,
       as she thought, only half expressed, her sense of injury grew
       almost unbearable.
       They landed on a wharf, and went through an unswept,
       deeply-rutted lane up to the main street of Lyvern. Here he
       became Smilash again, walking deferentially a little before her,
       as if she had hired him to point out the way. She then saw that
       her last opportunity of appealing to him had gone by, and she
       nearly burst into tears at the thought. It occurred to her that
       she might prevail upon him by making a scene in public. But the
       street was a busy one, and she was a little afraid of him.
       Neither consideration would have checked her in one of her
       ungovernable moods, but now she was in an abject one. Her moods
       seemed to come only when they were harmful to her. She suffered
       herself to be put into the railway omnibus, which was on the
       point of starting from the innyard when they arrived there, and
       though he touched his hat, asked whether she had any message to
       give him, and in a tender whisper wished her a safe journey, she
       would not look at or speak to him. So they parted, and he
       returned alone to the chalet, where he was received by the two
       policemen who subsequently brought him to the college.
       Content of CHAPTER V [George Bernard Shaw's novel: An Unsocial Socialist]
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