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Damsel in Distress, A
CHAPTER 18
P G Wodehouse
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       CHAPTER 18
       Over this complex situation the mind of Keggs, the butler, played
       like a searchlight. Keggs was a man of discernment and sagacity. He
       had instinct and reasoning power. Instinct told him that Maud, all
       unsuspecting the change that had taken place in Albert's attitude
       toward her romance, would have continued to use the boy as a link
       between herself and George: and reason, added to an intimate
       knowledge of Albert, enabled him to see that the latter must
       inevitably have betrayed her trust. He was prepared to bet a
       hundred pounds that Albert had been given letters to deliver and
       had destroyed them. So much was clear to Keggs. It only remained to
       settle on some plan of action which would re-establish the broken
       connection. Keggs did not conceal a tender heart beneath a rugged
       exterior: he did not mourn over the picture of two loving fellow
       human beings separated by a misunderstanding; but he did want to
       win that sweepstake.
       His position, of course, was delicate. He could not got to Maud and
       beg her to confide in him. Maud would not understand his motives,
       and might leap to the not unjustifiable conclusion that he had been
       at the sherry. No! Men were easier to handle than women. As soon as
       his duties would permit--and in the present crowded condition of
       the house they were arduous--he set out for George's cottage.
       "I trust I do not disturb or interrupt you, sir," he said, beaming
       in the doorway like a benevolent high priest. He had doffed his
       professional manner of austere disapproval, as was his custom in
       moments of leisure.
       "Not at all," replied George, puzzled. "Was there anything . . .?"
       "There was, sir."
       "Come along in and sit down."
       "I would not take the liberty, if it is all the same to you, sir. I
       would prefer to remain standing."
       There was a moment of uncomfortable silence. Uncomfortable, that is
       to say, on the part of George, who was wondering if the butler
       remembered having engaged him as a waiter only a few nights back.
       Keggs himself was at his ease. Few things ruffled this man.
       "Fine day," said George.
       "Extremely, sir, but for the rain."
       "Oh, is it raining?"
       "Sharp downpour, sir."
       "Good for the crops," said George.
       "So one would be disposed to imagine, sir."
       Silence fell again. The rain dripped from the eaves.
       "If I might speak freely, sir . . .?" said Keggs.
       "Sure. Shoot!"
       "I beg your pardon, sir?"
       "I mean, yes. Go ahead!"
       The butler cleared his throat.
       "Might I begin by remarking that your little affair of the 'eart,
       if I may use the expression, is no secret in the Servants' 'All? I
       'ave no wish to seem to be taking a liberty or presuming, but I
       should like to intimate that the Servants' 'All is aware of the
       facts."
       "You don't have to tell me that," said George coldly. "I know all
       about the sweepstake."
       A flicker of embarrassment passed over the butler's large, smooth
       face--passed, and was gone.
       "I did not know that you 'ad been apprised of that little matter,
       sir. But you will doubtless understand and appreciate our point of
       view. A little sporting flutter--nothing more--designed to
       halleviate the monotony of life in the country."
       "Oh, don't apologize," said George, and was reminded of a point
       which had exercised him a little from time to time since his vigil
       on the balcony. "By the way, if it isn't giving away secrets, who
       drew Plummer?"
       "Sir?"
       "Which of you drew a man named Plummer in the sweep?"
       "I rather fancy, sir," Keggs' brow wrinkled in thought, "I rather
       fancy it was one of the visiting gentlemen's gentlemen. I gave the
       point but slight attention at the time. I did not fancy Mr.
       Plummer's chances. It seemed to me that Mr. Plummer was a
       negligible quantity."
       "Your knowledge of form was sound. Plummer's out!"
       "Indeed, sir! An amiable young gentleman, but lacking in many of
       the essential qualities. Perhaps he struck you that way, sir?"
       "I never met him. Nearly, but not quite!"
       "It entered my mind that you might possibly have encountered Mr.
       Plummer on the night of the ball, sir."
       "Ah, I was wondering if you remembered me!"
       "I remember you perfectly, sir, and it was the fact that we had
       already met in what one might almost term a social way that
       emboldened me to come 'ere today and offer you my services as a
       hintermediary, should you feel disposed to avail yourself of them."
       George was puzzled.
       "Your services?"
       "Precisely, sir. I fancy I am in a position to lend you what might
       be termed an 'elping 'and."
       "But that's remarkably altruistic of you, isn't it?"
       "Sir?"
       "I say that is very generous of you. Aren't you forgetting that you
       drew Mr. Byng?"
       The butler smiled indulgently.
       "You are not quite abreast of the progress of events, sir. Since
       the original drawing of names, there 'as been a trifling
       hadjustment. The boy Albert now 'as Mr. Byng and I 'ave you, sir. A
       little amicable arrangement informally conducted in the scullery on
       the night of the ball."
       "Amicable?"
       "On my part, entirely so."
       George began to understand certain things that had been perplexing
       to him.
       "Then all this while. . .?"
       "Precisely, sir. All this while 'er ladyship, under the impression
       that the boy Albert was devoted to 'er cause, has no doubt been
       placing a misguided confidence in 'im . . . The little blighter!"
       said Keggs, abandoning for a moment his company manners and
       permitting vehemence to take the place of polish. "I beg your
       pardon for the expression, sir," he added gracefully. "It escaped
       me inadvertently."
       "You think that Lady Maud gave Albert a letter to give to me, and
       that he destroyed it?"
       "Such, I should imagine, must undoubtedly have been the case. The
       boy 'as no scruples, no scruples whatsoever."
       "Good Lord!"
       "I appreciate your consternation, sir."
       "That must be exactly what has happened."
       "To my way of thinking there is no doubt of it. It was for that
       reason that I ventured to come 'ere. In the 'ope that I might be
       hinstrumental in arranging a meeting."
       The strong distaste which George had had for plotting with this
       overfed menial began to wane. It might be undignified, he told
       himself but it was undeniably practical. And, after all, a man who
       has plotted with page-boys has little dignity to lose by plotting
       with butlers. He brightened up. If it meant seeing Maud again he
       was prepared to waive the decencies.
       "What do you suggest?" he said.
       "It being a rainy evening and everyone indoors playing games and
       what not,"--Keggs was amiably tolerant of the recreations of the
       aristocracy--"you would experience little chance of a hinterruption,
       were you to proceed to the lane outside the heast entrance of the
       castle grounds and wait there. You will find in the field at the
       roadside a small disused barn only a short way from the gates, where
       you would be sheltered from the rain. In the meantime, I would
       hinform 'er ladyship of your movements, and no doubt it would be
       possible for 'er to slip off."
       "It sounds all right."
       "It is all right, sir. The chances of a hinterruption may be said
       to be reduced to a minimum. Shall we say in one hour's time?"
       "Very well."
       "Then I will wish you good evening, sir. Thank you, sir. I am glad
       to 'ave been of assistance."
       He withdrew as he had come, with a large impressiveness. The room
       seemed very empty without him. George, with trembling fingers,
       began to put on a pair of thick boots.
       For some minutes after he had set foot outside the door of the
       cottage, George was inclined to revile the weather for having
       played him false. On this evening of all evenings, he felt, the
       elements should, so to speak, have rallied round and done their
       bit. The air should have been soft and clear and scented: there
       should have been an afterglow of sunset in the sky to light him on
       his way. Instead, the air was full of that peculiar smell of
       hopeless dampness which comes at the end of a wet English day. The
       sky was leaden. The rain hissed down in a steady flow, whispering
       of mud and desolation, making a dreary morass of the lane through
       which he tramped. A curious sense of foreboding came upon George.
       It was as if some voice of the night had murmured maliciously in
       his ear a hint of troubles to come. He felt oddly nervous, as he
       entered the barn.
       The barn was both dark and dismal. In one of the dark corners an
       intermittent dripping betrayed the presence of a gap in its ancient
       roof. A rat scurried across the floor. The dripping stopped and
       began again. George struck a match and looked at his watch. He was
       early. Another ten minutes must elapse before he could hope for her
       arrival. He sat down on a broken wagon which lay on its side
       against one of the walls.
       Depression returned. It was impossible to fight against it in this
       beast of a barn. The place was like a sepulchre. No one but a fool
       of a butler would have suggested it as a trysting-place. He
       wondered irritably why places like this were allowed to get into
       this condition. If people wanted a barn earnestly enough to take
       the trouble of building one, why was it not worth while to keep the
       thing in proper repair? Waste and futility! That was what it was.
       That was what everything was, if you came down to it. Sitting here,
       for instance, was a futile waste of time. She wouldn't come. There
       were a dozen reasons why she should not come. So what was the use
       of his courting rheumatism by waiting in this morgue of dead
       agricultural ambitions? None whatever--George went on waiting.
       And what an awful place to expect her to come to, if by some miracle
       she did come--where she would be stifled by the smell of mouldy hay,
       damped by raindrops and--reflected George gloomily as there was
       another scurry and scutter along the unseen floor--gnawed by rats.
       You could not expect a delicately-nurtured girl, accustomed to all
       the comforts of a home, to be bright and sunny with a platoon of
       rats crawling all over her. . . .
       The grey oblong that was the doorway suddenly darkened.
       "Mr. Bevan!"
       George sprang up. At the sound of her voice every nerve in his body
       danced in mad exhilaration. He was another man. Depression fell
       from him like a garment. He perceived that he had misjudged all
       sorts of things. The evening, for instance, was a splendid
       evening--not one of those awful dry, baking evenings which make you
       feel you can't breathe, but pleasantly moist and full of a
       delightfully musical patter of rain. And the barn! He had been all
       wrong about the barn. It was a great little place, comfortable,
       airy, and cheerful. What could be more invigorating than that smell
       of hay? Even the rats, he felt, must be pretty decent rats, when
       you came to know them.
       "I'm here!"
       Maud advanced quickly. His eyes had grown accustomed to the murk,
       and he could see her dimly. The smell of her damp raincoat came to
       him like a breath of ozone. He could even see her eyes shining in
       the darkness, so close was she to him.
       "I hope you've not been waiting long?"
       George's heart was thundering against his ribs. He could scarcely
       speak. He contrived to emit a No.
       "I didn't think at first I could get away. I had to . . ." She
       broke off with a cry. The rat, fond of exercise like all rats, had
       made another of its excitable sprints across the floor.
       A hand clutched nervously at George's arm, found it and held it.
       And at the touch the last small fragment of George's self-control
       fled from him. The world became vague and unreal. There remained
       of it but one solid fact--the fact that Maud was in his arms and
       that he was saying a number of things very rapidly in a voice that
       seemed to belong to somebody he had never met before.
       Content of CHAPTER 18 [P G Wodehouse's novel: A Damsel in Distress]
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