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Adventures of Sally, The
CHAPTER IV - GINGER IN DANGEROUS MOOD
P G Wodehouse
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       _ Some few days later, owing to the fact that the latter, being
       preoccupied, did not see him first, Bruce Carmyle met his cousin
       Lancelot in Piccadilly. They had returned by different routes from
       Roville, and Ginger would have preferred the separation to continue. He
       was hurrying on with a nod, when Carmyle stopped him.
       "Just the man I wanted to see," he observed.
       "Oh, hullo!" said Ginger, without joy.
       "I was thinking of calling at your club."
       "Yes?"
       "Yes. Cigarette?"
       Ginger peered at the proffered case with the vague suspicion of the man
       who has allowed himself to be lured on to the platform and is accepting
       a card from the conjurer. He felt bewildered. In all the years of their
       acquaintance he could not recall another such exhibition of geniality on
       his cousin's part. He was surprised, indeed, at Mr. Carmyle's speaking
       to him at all, for the affaire Scrymgeour remained an un-healed wound,
       and the Family, Ginger knew, were even now in session upon it.
       "Been back in London long?"
       "Day or two."
       "I heard quite by accident that you had returned and that you were
       staying at the club. By the way, thank you for introducing me to Miss
       Nicholas."
       Ginger started violently.
       "What!"
       "I was in that compartment, you know, at Roville Station. You threw her
       right on top of me. We agreed to consider that an introduction. An
       attractive girl."
       Bruce Carmyle had not entirely made up his mind regarding Sally, but on
       one point he was clear, that she should not, if he could help it, pass
       out of his life. Her abrupt departure had left him with that baffled and
       dissatisfied feeling which, though it has little in common with love at
       first sight, frequently produces the same effects. She had had, he
       could not disguise it from himself, the better of their late encounter
       and he was conscious of a desire to meet her again and show her that
       there was more in him than she apparently supposed. Bruce Carmyle, in a
       word, was piqued: and, though he could not quite decide whether he liked
       or disliked Sally, he was very sure that a future without her would have
       an element of flatness.
       "A very attractive girl. We had a very pleasant talk."
       "I bet you did," said Ginger enviously.
       "By the way, she did not give you her address by any chance?"
       "Why?" said Ginger suspiciously. His attitude towards Sally's address
       resembled somewhat that of a connoisseur who has acquired a unique work
       of art. He wanted to keep it to himself and gloat over it.
       "Well, I--er--I promised to send her some books she was anxious to
       read..."
       "I shouldn't think she gets much time for reading."
       "Books which are not published in America."
       "Oh, pretty nearly everything is published in America, what? Bound to
       be, I mean."
       "Well, these particular books are not," said Mr. Carmyle shortly. He
       was finding Ginger's reserve a little trying, and wished that he had
       been more inventive.
       "Give them to me and I'll send them to her," suggested Ginger.
       "Good Lord, man!" snapped Mr. Carmyle. "I'm capable of sending a few
       books to America. Where does she live?"
       Ginger revealed the sacred number of the holy street which had the luck
       to be Sally's headquarters. He did it because with a persistent devil
       like his cousin there seemed no way of getting out of it: but he did it
       grudgingly.
       "Thanks." Bruce Carmyle wrote the information down with a gold pencil in
       a dapper little morocco-bound note-book. He was the sort of man who
       always has a pencil, and the backs of old envelopes never enter into his
       life.
       There was a pause. Bruce Carmyle coughed.
       "I saw Uncle Donald this morning," he said.
       His manner had lost its geniality. There was no need for it now, and he
       was a man who objected to waste. He spoke coldly, and in his voice there
       was a familiar sub-tingle of reproof.
       "Yes?" said Ginger moodily. This was the uncle in whose office he had
       made his debut as a hasher: a worthy man, highly respected in the
       National Liberal Club, but never a favourite of Ginger's. There were
       other minor uncles and a few subsidiary aunts who went to make up the
       Family, but Uncle Donald was unquestionably the managing director of
       that body and it was Ginger's considered opinion that in this capacity
       he approximated to a human blister.
       "He wants you to dine with him to-night at Bleke's."
       Ginger's depression deepened. A dinner with Uncle Donald would hardly
       have been a cheerful function, even in the surroundings of a banquet in
       the Arabian Nights. There was that about Uncle Donald's personality
       which would have cast a sobering influence over the orgies of the
       Emperor Tiberius at Capri. To dine with him at a morgue like that relic
       of Old London, Bleke's Coffee House, which confined its custom
       principally to regular patrons who had not missed an evening there for
       half a century, was to touch something very near bed-rock. Ginger was
       extremely doubtful whether flesh and blood were equal to it.
       "To-night?" he said. "Oh, you mean to-night? Well..."
       "Don't be a fool. You know as well as I do that you've got to go."
       Uncle Donald's invitations were royal commands in the Family. "If
       you've another engagement you must put it off."
       "Oh, all right."
       "Seven-thirty sharp."
       "All right," said Ginger gloomily.
       The two men went their ways, Bruce Carmyle eastwards because he had
       clients to see in his chambers at the Temple; Ginger westwards because
       Mr. Carmyle had gone east. There was little sympathy between these
       cousins: yet, oddly enough, their thoughts as they walked centred on the
       same object. Bruce Carmyle, threading his way briskly through the crowds
       of Piccadilly Circus, was thinking of Sally: and so was Ginger as he
       loafed aimlessly towards Hyde Park Corner, bumping in a sort of coma
       from pedestrian to pedestrian.
       Since his return to London Ginger had been in bad shape. He mooned
       through the days and slept poorly at night. If there is one thing
       rottener than another in a pretty blighted world, one thing which gives
       a fellow the pip and reduces him to the condition of an absolute onion,
       it is hopeless love. Hopeless love had got Ginger all stirred up. His
       had been hitherto a placid soul. Even the financial crash which had so
       altered his life had not bruised him very deeply. His temperament had
       enabled him to bear the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune with a
       philosophic "Right ho!" But now everything seemed different. Things
       irritated him acutely, which before he had accepted as inevitable--his
       Uncle Donald's moustache, for instance, and its owner's habit of
       employing it during meals as a sort of zareba or earthwork against the
       assaults of soup.
       "By gad!" thought Ginger, stopping suddenly opposite Devonshire House.
       "If he uses that damned shrubbery as soup-strainer to-night, I'll slosh
       him with a fork!"
       Hard thoughts... hard thoughts! And getting harder all the time, for
       nothing grows more quickly than a mood of rebellion. Rebellion is a
       forest fire that flames across the soul. The spark had been lighted in
       Ginger, and long before he reached Hyde Park Corner he was ablaze and
       crackling. By the time he returned to his club he was practically a
       menace to society--to that section of it, at any rate, which embraced
       his Uncle Donald, his minor uncles George and William, and his aunts
       Mary, Geraldine, and Louise.
       Nor had the mood passed when he began to dress for the dismal
       festivities of Bleke's Coffee House. He scowled as he struggled morosely
       with an obstinate tie. One cannot disguise the fact--Ginger was warming
       up. And it was just at this moment that Fate, as though it had been
       waiting for the psychological instant, applied the finishing touch.
       There was a knock at the door, and a waiter came in with a telegram.
       Ginger looked at the envelope. It had been readdressed and forwarded on
       from the Hotel Normandie. It was a wireless, handed in on board the
       White Star liner Olympic, and it ran as follows:
       Remember. Death to the Family. S.
       Ginger sat down heavily on the bed.
       The driver of the taxi-cab which at twenty-five minutes past seven drew
       up at the dingy door of Bleke's Coffee House in the Strand was rather
       struck by his fare's manner and appearance. A determined-looking sort of
       young bloke, was the taxi-driver's verdict. _