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Adventures of Sally, The
CHAPTER III - THE DIGNIFIED MR. CARMYLE
P G Wodehouse
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       _ By six o'clock on the following evening, however. Sally had been
       forced to the conclusion that Ginger would have to struggle through life
       as best he could without the assistance of her contemplated remarks: for
       she had seen nothing of him all day and in another hour she would have
       left Roville on the seven-fifteen express which was to take her to
       Paris, en route for Cherbourg and the liner whereon she had booked her
       passage for New York.
       It was in the faint hope of finding him even now that, at half-past six,
       having conveyed her baggage to the station and left it in charge of an
       amiable porter, she paid a last visit to the Casino Municipale. She
       disliked the thought of leaving Ginger without having uplifted him. Like
       so many alert and active-minded girls, she possessed in a great degree
       the quality of interesting herself in--or, as her brother Fillmore
       preferred to put it, messing about with--the private affairs of others.
       Ginger had impressed her as a man to whom it was worth while to give a
       friendly shove on the right path; and it was with much gratification,
       therefore, that, having entered the Casino, she perceived a flaming head
       shining through the crowd which had gathered at one of the
       roulette-tables.
       There are two Casinos at Roville-sur-Mer. The one on the Promenade goes
       in mostly for sea-air and a mild game called boule. It is the big Casino
       Municipale down in the Palace Massena near the railway station which is
       the haunt of the earnest gambler who means business; and it was plain to
       Sally directly she arrived that Ginger Kemp not only meant business but
       was getting results. Ginger was going extremely strong. He was
       entrenched behind an opulent-looking mound of square counters: and, even
       as Sally looked, a wooden-faced croupier shoved a further instalment
       across the table to him at the end of his long rake.
       "Epatant!" murmured a wistful man at Sally's side, removing an elbow
       from her ribs in order the better to gesticulate Sally, though no French
       scholar, gathered that he was startled and gratified. The entire crowd
       seemed to be startled and gratified. There is undoubtedly a certain
       altruism in the make-up of the spectators at a Continental
       roulette-table. They seem to derive a spiritual pleasure from seeing
       somebody else win.
       The croupier gave his moustache a twist with his left hand and the wheel
       a twist with his right, and silence fell again. Sally, who had shifted
       to a spot where the pressure of the crowd was less acute, was now able
       to see Ginger's face, and as she saw it she gave an involuntary laugh.
       He looked exactly like a dog at a rat-hole. His hair seemed to bristle
       with excitement. One could almost fancy that his ears were pricked up.
       In the tense hush which had fallen on the crowd at the restarting of the
       wheel, Sally's laugh rang out with an embarrassing clearness. It had a
       marked effect on all those within hearing. There is something almost of
       religious ecstasy in the deportment of the spectators at a table where
       anyone is having a run of luck at roulette, and if she had guffawed in a
       cathedral she could not have caused a more pained consternation. The
       earnest worshippers gazed at her with shocked eyes, and Ginger, turning
       with a start, saw her and jumped up. As he did so, the ball fell with a
       rattling click into a red compartment of the wheel; and, as it ceased to
       revolve and it was seen that at last the big winner had picked the wrong
       colour, a shuddering groan ran through the congregation like that which
       convulses the penitents' bench at a negro revival meeting. More glances
       of reproach were cast at Sally. It was generally felt that her
       injudicious behaviour had changed Ginger's luck.
       The only person who did not appear to be concerned was Ginger himself.
       He gathered up his loot, thrust it into his pocket, and elbowed his way
       to where Sally stood, now definitely established in the eyes of the
       crowd as a pariah. There was universal regret that he had decided to
       call it a day. It was to the spectators as though a star had suddenly
       walked off the stage in the middle of his big scene; and not even a loud
       and violent quarrel which sprang up at this moment between two excitable
       gamblers over a disputed five-franc counter could wholly console them.
       "I say," said Ginger, dexterously plucking Sally out of the crowd, "this
       is topping, meeting you like this. I've been looking for you
       everywhere."
       "It's funny you didn't find me, then, for that's where I've been. I was
       looking for you."
       "No, really?" Ginger seemed pleased. He led the way to the quiet
       ante-room outside the gambling-hall, and they sat down in a corner. It
       was pleasant here, with nobody near except the gorgeously uniformed
       attendant over by the door. "That was awfully good of you."
       "I felt I must have a talk with you before my train went."
       Ginger started violently.
       "Your train? What do you mean?"
       "The puff-puff," explained Sally. "I'm leaving to-night, you know."
       "Leaving?" Ginger looked as horrified as the devoutest of the
       congregation of which Sally had just ceased to be a member. "You don't
       mean leaving? You're not going away from Roville?"
       "I'm afraid so."
       "But why? Where are you going?"
       "Back to America. My boat sails from Cherbourg tomorrow."
       "Oh, my aunt!"
       "I'm sorry," said Sally, touched by his concern. She was a warm-hearted
       girl and liked being appreciated. "But..."
       "I say..." Ginger Kemp turned bright scarlet and glared before him at
       the uniformed official, who was regarding their tête-à-tête with the
       indulgent eye of one who has been through this sort of thing himself. "I
       say, look here, will you marry me?"
        
        
       Sally stared at his vermilion profile in frank amazement. Ginger, she
       had realized by this time, was in many ways a surprising young man, but
       she had not expected him to be as surprising as this.
       "Marry you!"
       "You know what I mean."
       "Well, yes, I suppose I do. You allude to the holy state. Yes, I know
       what you mean."
       "Then how about it?"
       Sally began to regain her composure. Her sense of humour was tickled.
       She looked at Ginger gravely. He did not meet her eye, but continued to
       drink in the uniformed official, who was by now so carried away by the
       romance of it all that he had begun to hum a love-ballad under his
       breath. The official could not hear what they were saying, and would not
       have been able to understand it even if he could have heard; but he was
       an expert in the language of the eyes.
       "But isn't this--don't think I am trying to make difficulties--isn't
       this a little sudden?"
       "It's got to be sudden," said Ginger Kemp, complainingly. "I thought
       you were going to be here for weeks."
       "But, my infant, my babe, has it occurred to you that we are practically
       strangers?" She patted his hand tolerantly, causing the uniformed
       official to heave a tender sigh. "I see what has happened," she said.
       "You're mistaking me for some other girl, some girl you know really
       well, and were properly introduced to. Take a good look at me, and
       you'll see."
       "If I take a good look at you," said Ginger, feverishly, "I'm dashed if
       I'll answer for the consequences."
       "And this is the man I was going to lecture on 'Enterprise.'"
       "You're the most wonderful girl I've ever met, dash it!" said Ginger,
       his gaze still riveted on the official by the door "I dare say it is
       sudden. I can't help that. I fell in love with you the moment I saw you,
       and there you are!"
       "But..."
       "Now, look here, I know I'm not much of a chap and all that, but...
       well, I've just won the deuce of a lot of money in there..."
       "Would you buy me with your gold?"
       "I mean to say, we should have enough to start on, and... of course I've
       made an infernal hash of everything I've tried up till now, but there
       must be something I can do, and you can jolly well bet I'd have a
       goodish stab at it. I mean to say, with you to buck me up and so forth,
       don't you know. Well, I mean..."
       "Has it struck you that I may already be engaged to someone else?"
       "Oh, golly! Are you?"
       For the first time he turned and faced her, and there was a look in his
       eyes which touched Sally and drove all sense of the ludicrous out of
       her. Absurd as it was, this man was really serious.
       "Well, yes, as a matter of fact I am," she said soberly.
       Ginger Kemp bit his lip and for a moment was silent.
       "Oh, well, that's torn it!" he said at last.
       Sally was aware of an emotion too complex to analyse. There was pity in
       it, but amusement too. The emotion, though she did not recognize it, was
       maternal. Mothers, listening to their children pleading with engaging
       absurdity for something wholly out of their power to bestow, feel that
       same wavering between tears and laughter. Sally wanted to pick Ginger up
       and kiss him. The one thing she could not do was to look on him, sorry
       as she was for him, as a reasonable, grown-up man.
       "You don't really mean it, you know."
       "Don't I!" said Ginger, hollowly. "Oh, don't I!"
       "You can't! There isn't such a thing in real life as love at first
       sight. Love's a thing that comes when you know a person well and..." She
       paused. It had just occurred to her that she was hardly the girl to
       lecture in this strain. Her love for Gerald Foster had been sufficiently
       sudden, even instantaneous. What did she know of Gerald except that she
       loved him? They had become engaged within two weeks of their first
       meeting. She found this recollection damping to her eloquence, and ended
       by saying tamely:
       "It's ridiculous."
       Ginger had simmered down to a mood of melancholy resignation.
       "I couldn't have expected you to care for me, I suppose, anyway," he
       said, sombrely. "I'm not much of a chap."
       It was just the diversion from the theme under discussion which Sally
       had been longing to find. She welcomed the chance of continuing the
       conversation on a less intimate and sentimental note.
       "That's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about," she said, seizing
       the opportunity offered by this display of humility. "I've been looking
       for you all day to go on with what I was starting to say in the lift
       last night when we were interrupted. Do you mind if I talk to you like
       an aunt--or a sister, suppose we say? Really, the best plan would be for
       you to adopt me as an honorary sister. What do you think?"
       Ginger did not appear noticeably elated at the suggested relationship.
       "Because I really do take a tremendous interest in you."
       Ginger brightened. "That's awfully good of you."
       "I'm going to speak words of wisdom. Ginger, why don't you brace up?"
       "Brace up?"
       "Yes, stiffen your backbone and stick out your chin, and square your
       elbows, and really amount to something. Why do you simply flop about and
       do nothing and leave everything to what you call 'the family'? Why do
       you have to be helped all the time? Why don't you help yourself? Why do
       you have to have jobs found for you? Why don't you rush out and get one?
       Why do you have to worry about what, 'the family' thinks of you? Why
       don't you make yourself independent of them? I know you had hard luck,
       suddenly finding yourself without money and all that, but, good heavens,
       everybody else in the world who has ever done anything has been broke at
       one time or another. It's part of the fun. You'll never get anywhere by
       letting yourself be picked up by the family like... like a floppy
       Newfoundland puppy and dumped down in any old place that happens to suit
       them. A job's a thing you've got to choose for yourself and get for
       yourself. Think what you can do--there must be something--and then go at
       it with a snort and grab it and hold it down and teach it to take a
       joke. You've managed to collect some money. It will give you time to
       look round. And, when you've had a look round, do something! Try to
       realize you're alive, and try to imagine the family isn't!"
       Sally stopped and drew a deep breath. Ginger Kemp did not reply for a
       moment. He seemed greatly impressed.
       "When you talk quick," he said at length, in a serious meditative voice,
       "your nose sort of goes all squiggly. Ripping, it looks!"
       Sally uttered an indignant cry.
       "Do you mean to say you haven't been listening to a word I've been
       saying," she demanded.
       "Oh, rather! Oh, by Jove, yes."
       "Well, what did I say?"
       "You... er... And your eyes sort of shine, too."
       "Never mind my eyes. What did I say?"
       "You told me," said Ginger, on reflection, "to get a job."
       "Well, yes. I put it much better than that, but that's what it amounted
       to, I suppose. All right, then. I'm glad you..."
       Ginger was eyeing her with mournful devotion. "I say," he interrupted,
       "I wish you'd let me write to you. Letters, I mean, and all that. I have
       an idea it would kind of buck me up."
       "You won't have time for writing letters."
       "I'll have time to write them to you. You haven't an address or
       anything of that sort in America, have you, by any chance? I mean, so
       that I'd know where to write to."
       "I can give you an address which will always find me." She told him the
       number and street of Mrs. Meecher's boarding-house, and he wrote them
       down reverently on his shirt-cuff. "Yes, on second thoughts, do write,"
       she said. "Of course, I shall want to know how you've got on. I... oh,
       my goodness! That clock's not right?"
       "Just about. What time does your train go?"
       "Go! It's gone! Or, at least, it goes in about two seconds." She made a
       rush for the swing-door, to the confusion of the uniformed official who
       had not been expecting this sudden activity. "Good-bye, Ginger. Write to
       me, and remember what I said."
       Ginger, alert after his unexpected fashion when it became a question of
       physical action, had followed her through the swing-door, and they
       emerged together and started running down the square.
       "Stick it!" said Ginger, encouragingly. He was running easily and well,
       as becomes a man who, in his day, had been a snip for his international
       at scrum-half.
       Sally saved her breath. The train was beginning to move slowly out of
       the station as they sprinted abreast on to the platform. Ginger dived
       for the nearest door, wrenched it open, gathered Sally neatly in his
       arms, and flung her in. She landed squarely on the toes of a man who
       occupied the corner seat, and, bounding off again, made for the window.
       Ginger, faithful to the last, was trotting beside the train as it
       gathered speed.
       "Ginger! My poor porter! Tip him. I forgot."
       "Right ho!"
       "And don't forget what I've been saying."
       "Right ho!"
       "Look after yourself and 'Death to the Family!'"
       "Right ho!"
       The train passed smoothly out of the station. Sally cast one last look
       back at her red-haired friend, who had now halted and was waving a
       handkerchief. Then she turned to apologize to the other occupant of the
       carriage.
       "I'm so sorry," she said, breathlessly. "I hope I didn't hurt you."
       She found herself facing Ginger's cousin, the dark man of yesterday's
       episode on the beach, Bruce Carmyle.
        
        
       Mr. Carmyle was not a man who readily allowed himself to be disturbed by
       life's little surprises, but at the present moment he could not help
       feeling slightly dazed. He recognized Sally now as the French girl who
       had attracted his cousin Lancelot's notice on the beach. At least he had
       assumed that she was French, and it was startling to be addressed by her
       now in fluent English. How had she suddenly acquired this gift of
       tongues? And how on earth had she had time since yesterday, when he had
       been a total stranger to her, to become sufficiently intimate with
       Cousin Lancelot to be sprinting with him down station platforms and
       addressing him out of railway-carriage windows as Ginger? Bruce Carmyle
       was aware that most members of that sub-species of humanity, his
       cousin's personal friends, called him by that familiar--and, so Carmyle
       held, vulgar--nickname: but how had this girl got hold of it?
       If Sally had been less pretty, Mr. Carmyle would undoubtedly have
       looked disapprovingly at her, for she had given his rather rigid sense
       of the proprieties a nasty jar. But as, panting and flushed from her
       run, she was prettier than any girl he had yet met, he contrived to
       smile.
       "Not at all," he said in answer to her question, though it was far from
       the truth. His left big toe was aching confoundedly. Even a girl with a
       foot as small as Sally's can make her presence felt on a man's toe if
       the scrum-half who is handling her aims well and uses plenty of vigour.
       "If you don't mind," said Sally, sitting down, "I think I'll breathe a
       little."
       She breathed. The train sped on.
       "Quite a close thing," said Bruce Carmyle, affably. The pain in his toe
       was diminishing. "You nearly missed it."
       "Yes. It was lucky Mr. Kemp was with me. He throws very straight,
       doesn't he."
       "Tell me," said Carmyle, "how do you come to know my Cousin? On the
       beach yesterday morning..."
       "Oh, we didn't know each other then. But we were staying at the same
       hotel, and we spent an hour or so shut up in an elevator together. That
       was when we really got acquainted."
       A waiter entered the compartment, announcing in unexpected English that
       dinner was served in the restaurant car. "Would you care for dinner?"
       "I'm starving," said Sally.
       She reproved herself, as they made their way down the corridor, for
       being so foolish as to judge anyone by his appearance. This man was
       perfectly pleasant in spite of his grim exterior. She had decided by the
       time they had seated themselves at the table she liked him.
       At the table, however, Mr. Carmyle's manner changed for the worse. He
       lost his amiability. He was evidently a man who took his meals seriously
       and believed in treating waiters with severity. He shuddered austerely
       at a stain on the table-cloth, and then concentrated himself frowningly
       on the bill of fare. Sally, meanwhile, was establishing cosy relations
       with the much too friendly waiter, a cheerful old man who from the start
       seemed to have made up his mind to regard her as a favourite daughter.
       The waiter talked no English and Sally no French, but they were getting
       along capitally, when Mr. Carmyle, who had been irritably waving aside
       the servitor's light-hearted advice--at the Hotel Splendide the waiters
       never bent over you and breathed cordial suggestions down the side of
       your face--gave his order crisply in the Anglo-Gallic dialect of the
       travelling Briton. The waiter remarked, "Boum!" in a pleased sort of
       way, and vanished.
       "Nice old man!" said Sally.
       "Infernally familiar!" said Mr. Carmyle.
       Sally perceived that on the topic of the waiter she and her host did not
       see eye to eye and that little pleasure or profit could be derived from
       any discussion centring about him. She changed the subject. She was not
       liking Mr. Carmyle quite so much as she had done a few minutes ago, but
       it was courteous of him to give her dinner, and she tried to like him as
       much as she could.
       "By the way," she said, "my name is Nicholas. I always think it's a
       good thing to start with names, don't you?"
       "Mine..."
       "Oh, I know yours. Ginger--Mr. Kemp told me."
       Mr. Carmyle, who since the waiter's departure, had been thawing,
       stiffened again at the mention of Ginger.
       "Indeed?" he said, coldly. "Apparently you got intimate."
       Sally did not like his tone. He seemed to be criticizing her, and she
       resented criticism from a stranger. Her eyes opened wide and she looked
       dangerously across the table.
       "Why 'apparently'? I told you that we had got intimate, and I explained
       how. You can't stay shut up in an elevator half the night with anybody
       without getting to know him. I found Mr. Kemp very pleasant."
       "Really?"
       "And very interesting."
       Mr. Carmyle raised his eyebrows.
       "Would you call him interesting?"
       "I did call him interesting." Sally was beginning to feel the
       exhilaration of battle. Men usually made themselves extremely agreeable
       to her, and she reacted belligerently under the stiff unfriendliness
       which had come over her companion in the last few minutes.
       "He told me all about himself."
       "And you found that interesting?"
       "Why not?"
       "Well..." A frigid half-smile came and went on Bruce Carmyle's dark
       face. "My cousin has many excellent qualities, no doubt--he used to play
       football well, and I understand that he is a capable amateur
       pugilist--but I should not have supposed him entertaining. We find him a
       little dull."
       "I thought it was only royalty that called themselves 'we.'"
       "I meant myself--and the rest of the family."
       The mention of the family was too much for Sally. She had to stop
       talking in order to allow her mind to clear itself of rude thoughts.
       "Mr. Kemp was telling me about Mr. Scrymgeour," she went on at length.
       Bruce Carmyle stared for a moment at the yard or so of French bread
       which the waiter had placed on the table.
       "Indeed?" he said. "He has an engaging lack of reticence."
       The waiter returned bearing soup and dumped it down.
       "V'la!" he observed, with the satisfied air of a man who has
       successfully performed a difficult conjuring trick. He smiled at Sally
       expectantly, as though confident of applause from this section of his
       audience at least. But Sally's face was set and rigid. She had been
       snubbed, and the sensation was as pleasant as it was novel.
       "I think Mr. Kemp had hard luck," she said.
       "If you will excuse me, I would prefer not to discuss the matter."
       Mr. Carmyle's attitude was that Sally might be a pretty girl, but she
       was a stranger, and the intimate affairs of the Family were not to be
       discussed with strangers, however prepossessing.
       "He was quite in the right. Mr. Scrymgeour was beating a dog..."
       "I've heard the details."
       "Oh, I didn't know that. Well, don't you agree with me, then?"
       "I do not. A man who would throw away an excellent position simply
       because..."
       "Oh, well, if that's your view, I suppose it is useless to talk about
       it."
       "Quite."
       "Still, there's no harm in asking what you propose to do about
       Gin--about Mr. Kemp."
       Mr. Carmyle became more glacial.
       "I'm afraid I cannot discuss..."
       Sally's quick impatience, nobly restrained till now, finally got the
       better of her.
       "Oh, for goodness' sake," she snapped, "do try to be human, and don't
       always be snubbing people. You remind me of one of those portraits of
       men in the eighteenth century, with wooden faces, who look out of heavy
       gold frames at you with fishy eyes as if you were a regrettable
       incident."
       "Rosbif," said the waiter genially, manifesting himself suddenly beside
       them as if he had popped up out of a trap.
       Bruce Carmyle attacked his roast beef morosely. Sally who was in the
       mood when she knew that she would be ashamed of herself later on, but
       was full of battle at the moment, sat in silence.
       "I am sorry," said Mr. Carmyle ponderously, "if my eyes are fishy. The
       fact has not been called to my attention before."
       "I suppose you never had any sisters," said Sally. "They would have
       told you."
       Mr. Carmyle relapsed into an offended dumbness, which lasted till the
       waiter had brought the coffee.
       "I think," said Sally, getting up, "I'll be going now. I don't seem to
       want any coffee, and, if I stay on, I may say something rude. I thought
       I might be able to put in a good word for Mr. Kemp and save him from
       being massacred, but apparently it's no use. Good-bye, Mr. Carmyle, and
       thank you for giving me dinner."
       She made her way down the car, followed by Bruce Carmyle's indignant,
       yet fascinated, gaze. Strange emotions were stirring in Mr. Carmyle's
       bosom. _