VALENTINE, SCANDAL, JEREMY.
       JEREMY
       O sir, there's Trapland the scrivener, with two suspicious fellows like lawful pads, that would knock a man down with pocket- tipstaves. And there's your father's steward, and the nurse with one of your children from Twitnam.
       VALENTINE
       Pox on her, could she find no other time to fling my sins in my face? Here, give her this, [gives money] and bid her trouble me no more; a thoughtless two-handed whore, she knows my condition well enough, and might have overlaid the child a fortnight ago, if she had had any forecast in her.
       SCANDAL
       What, is it bouncing Margery, with my godson?
       JEREMY
       Yes, sir.
       SCANDAL
       My blessing to the boy, with this token [gives money] of my love. And d'ye hear, bid Margery put more flocks in her bed, shift twice a week, and not work so hard, that she may not smell so vigorously. I shall take the air shortly.
       VALENTINE
       Scandal, don't spoil my boy's milk. Bid Trapland come in. If I can give that Cerberus a sop, I shall be at rest for one day.

Prologue. Spoken, at the opening of the new house, by Mr Betterton.
Epilogue. Spoken, at the opening of the new house, by Mrs Bracegirdle.
Dramatis Personae.
act i
   Scene I.
   Scene II.
   Scene III.
   Scene IV.
   Scene V.
   Scene VI.
   Scene VII.
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   Scene IX.
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   Scene XIII.
   Scene XIV.
   Scene XV.
act ii
   Scene I.
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   Scene V.
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   Scene X.
   Scene XI.
act iii
   Scene I.
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   Scene VII.
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   Scene IX.
   Scene X.
   Scene XI.
   Scene XII.
   Scene XIII.
   Scene XIV.
   Scene XV.
act iv
   Scene I.
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   Scene VI.
   Scene VII.
   Scene VIII.
   Scene IX.
   Scene X.
   Scene XI.
   Scene XII.
   Scene XIII.
   Scene XIV.
   Scene XV.
   Scene XVI.
   Scene XVII.
   Scene XVIII.
   Scene XIX.
   Scene XX.
   Scene XXI.
act v
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   Scene V.
   Scene VI.
   Scene VII.
   Scene VIII.
   Scene IX.
   Scene X.
   Scene XI.
   Scene the Last.