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Little Warrior (Jill the Reckless), The
CHAPTER SEVEN
P G Wodehouse
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       CHAPTER SEVEN
       1.
       In the lives of each one of us, as we look back and review them in
       retrospect, there are certain desert wastes from which memory winces
       like some tired traveller faced with a dreary stretch of road. Even
       from the security of later happiness we cannot contemplate them
       without a shudder. Time robs our sorrows of their sharp vividness,
       but the horror of those blank, gray days never wholly passes. It
       remains for ever at the back of our consciousness to remind us that,
       though we may have struggled through it to the heights, there is an
       abyss. We may dwell, like the Pilgrim, on the Delectable Mountains,
       but we never forget the Slough of Despond. Years afterwards, Jill
       could not bring herself to think of that brief but age-long period
       which lay between the evening when she read Derek's letter and the
       morning when, with the wet sea-wind in her face and the cry of the
       wheeling sea-gulls in her ears, she stood on the deck of the liner
       that was taking her to the land where she could begin a new life. It
       brooded behind her like a great, dank cloud, shutting out the
       sunshine.
       The conditions of modern life are singularly inimical to swift and
       dramatic action when we wish to escape from surroundings that have
       become intolerable. In the old days, your hero would leap on his
       charger and ride out into the sunset. Now, he is compelled to remain
       for a week or so to settle his affairs,--especially if he is an Uncle
       Chris--and has got those affairs into such a tangle that hardened
       lawyers knit their brows at the sight of them. It took one of the
       most competent firms in the metropolis four days to produce some sort
       of order in the confusion resulting from Major Selby's financial
       operations; and during those days Jill existed in a state of being
       which could be defined as living only in that she breathed and ate
       and comported herself outwardly like a girl and not a ghost.
       Boards announcing that the house was for sale appeared against the
       railings through which Jane the parlormaid conducted her daily
       conversations with the tradesmen. Strangers roamed the rooms eyeing
       and appraising the furniture. Uncle Chris, on whom disaster had had a
       quickening and vivifying effect, was everywhere at once, an
       impressive figure of energy. One may be wronging Uncle Chris, but to
       the eye of the casual observer he seemed in these days of trial to be
       having the time of his life.
       Jill varied the monotony of sitting in her room--which was the only
       place in the house where one might be sure of not encountering a
       furniture-broker's man with a note-book and pencil--by taking long
       walks. She avoided as far as possible the small area which had once
       made up the whole of London for her, but even so she was not always
       successful in escaping from old acquaintances. Once, cutting through
       Lennox Gardens on her way to that vast, desolate King's Road which
       stretches its length out into regions unknown to those whose London
       is the West End, she happened upon Freddie Rooke, who had been paying
       a call in his best hat and a pair of white spats which would have cut
       his friend Henry to the quick. It was not an enjoyable meeting.
       Freddie, keenly alive to the awkwardness of the situation, was
       scarlet and incoherent; and Jill, who desired nothing less than to
       talk with one so intimately connected in her mind with all that she
       had lost, was scarcely more collected. They parted without regret.
       The only satisfaction that came to Jill from the encounter was the
       knowledge that Derek was still out of town. He had wired for his
       things, said Freddie and had retreated further north. Freddie, it
       seemed, had been informed of the broken engagement by Lady Underhill
       in an interview which appeared to have left a lasting impression on
       his mind. Of Jill's monetary difficulties he had heard nothing.
       After this meeting, Jill felt a slight diminution of the oppression
       which weighed upon her. She could not have borne to have come
       unexpectedly upon Derek, and, now that there was no danger of that,
       she found life a little easier. The days passed somehow, and finally
       there came the morning when, accompanied by Uncle Chris--voluble and
       explanatory about the details of what he called "getting everything
       settled"--she rode in a taxi to take the train for Southampton. Her
       last impression of London was of rows upon rows of mean houses, of
       cats wandering in back-yards among groves of home-washed
       underclothing, and a smoky grayness which gave way, as the train
       raced on, to the clearer gray of the suburbs and the good green and
       brown of the open country.
       Then the bustle and confusion of the liner; the calm monotony of the
       journey, when one came on deck each morning to find the vessel so
       manifestly in the same spot where it had been the morning before that
       it was impossible to realize how many hundred miles of ocean had
       really been placed behind one; and finally the Ambrose Channel
       lightship and the great bulk of New York rising into the sky like a
       city of fairyland, heartening yet sinister, at once a welcome and a
       menace.
       "There you are, my dear!" said Uncle Chris indulgently, as though it
       were a toy he had made for her with his own hands. "New York!"
       They were standing on the boat-deck, leaning over the rail. Jill
       caught her breath. For the first time since disaster had come upon
       her she was conscious of a rising of her spirits. It is impossible to
       behold the huge buildings which fringe the harbor of New York without
       a sense of expectancy and excitement. There had remained in Jill's
       mind from childhood memories a vague picture of what she now saw, but
       it had been feeble and inadequate. The sight of this towering city
       seemed somehow to blot out everything that had gone before. The
       feeling of starting afresh was strong upon her.
       Uncle Chris, the old traveller, was not emotionally affected. He
       smoked placidly and talked in a wholly earthy strain of grape-fruit
       and buckwheat cakes.
       It was now, also for the first time, that Uncle Chris touched upon
       future prospects in a practical manner. On the voyage he had been
       eloquent but sketchy. With the land of promise within biscuit-throw
       and the tugs bustling about the great liner's skirts like little dogs
       about their mistress, he descended to details.
       "I shall get a room somewhere," said Uncle Chris, "and start looking
       about me. I wonder if the old Holland House is still there. I fancy I
       heard they'd pulled it down. Capital place. I had a steak there in
       the year . . . But I expect they've pulled it down. But I shall find
       somewhere to go. I'll write and tell you my address directly I've got
       one."
       Jill removed her gaze from the sky-line with a start.
       "Write to me?"
       "Didn't I tell you about that?" said Uncle Chris cheerily,--avoiding
       her eye, however, for he had realized all along that it might be a
       little bit awkward breaking the news. "I've arranged that you shall
       go and stay for the time being down at Brookport--on Long Island, you
       know--over in that direction--with your Uncle Elmer. Daresay you've
       forgotten you have an Uncle Elmer, eh?" he went on quickly, as Jill
       was about to speak. "Your father's brother. Used to be in business,
       but retired some years ago and goes in for amateur farming. Corn
       and--and corn," said Uncle Chris. "All that sort of thing. You'll
       like him. Capital chap! Never met him myself, but always heard," said
       Uncle Chris, who had never to his recollection heard any comments
       upon Mr Elmer Mariner whatever, "that he was a splendid fellow.
       Directly we decided to sail, I cabled to him, and got an answer
       saying that he would be delighted to put you up. You'll be quite
       happy there."
       Jill listened to this programme with dismay. New York was calling to
       her, and Brookport held out no attractions at all. She looked down
       over the side at the tugs puffing their way through the broken blocks
       of ice that reminded her of a cocoanut candy familiar to her
       childhood.
       "But I want to be with you," she protested.
       "Impossible, my dear, for the present. I shall be very busy, very
       busy indeed for some weeks, until I have found my feet. Really, you
       would be in the way. He--er--travels the fastest who travels alone! I
       must be in a position to go anywhere and do anything at a moment's
       notice. But always remember, my dear," said Uncle Chris, patting her
       shoulder affectionately, "that I shall be working for you. I have
       treated you very badly, but I intend to make up for it. I shall not
       forget that whatever money I may make will really belong to you." He
       looked at her benignly, like a monarch of finance who has ear-marked
       a million or two for the benefit of a deserving charity. "You shall
       have it all, Jill."
       He had so much the air of having conferred a substantial benefit upon
       her that Jill felt obliged to thank him. Uncle Chris had always been
       able to make people grateful for the phantom gold which he showered
       upon them. He was as lavish a man with the money he was going to get
       next week as ever borrowed a five-pound note to see him through till
       Saturday.
       "What are you going to do, Uncle Chris?" asked Jill curiously. Apart
       from a nebulous idea that he intended to saunter through the city
       picking dollar-bills off the sidewalk, she had no inkling of his
       plans.
       Uncle Chris toyed with his short mustache. He was not quite equal to
       a direct answer on the spur of the moment. He had a faith in his
       star. Something would turn up. Something always had turned up in the
       old days, and doubtless, with the march of civilization,
       opportunities had multiplied. Somewhere behind those tall buildings
       the Goddess of Luck awaited him, her hands full of gifts, but
       precisely what those gifts would be he was not in a position to say.
       "I shall--ah--how shall I put it--?"
       "Look round?" suggested Jill.
       "Precisely," said Uncle Chris gratefully. "Look round. I daresay you
       have noticed that I have gone out of my way during the voyage to make
       myself agreeable to our fellow-travellers? I had an object.
       Acquaintances begun on shipboard will often ripen into useful
       friendships ashore. When I was a young man I never neglected the
       opportunities which an ocean voyage affords. The offer of a book
       here, a steamer-rug there, a word of encouragement to a chatty bore
       in the smoke-room--these are small things, but they may lead to much.
       One meets influential people on a liner. You wouldn't think it to
       look at him, but that man with the eye-glasses and the thin nose I
       was talking to just now is one of the richest men in Milwaukee!"
       "But it's not much good having rich friends in Milwaukee when you are
       in New York!"
       "Exactly. There you have put your finger on the very point I have
       been trying to make. It will probably be necessary for me to travel.
       And for that I must be alone. I must be a mobile force. I should
       dearly like to keep you with me, but you can see for yourself that
       for the moment you would be an encumbrance. Later on, no doubt, when
       my affairs are more settled . . ."
       "Oh, I understand. I'm resigned. But, oh dear! it's going to be very
       dull down at Brookport."
       "Nonsense, nonsense! It's a delightful spot."
       "Have you been there?"
       "No! But of course everybody knows Brookport! Healthy, invigorating
       . . . Sure to be! The very name . . . You'll be as happy as the days
       are long!"
       "And how long the days will be!"
       "Come, come! You mustn't look on the dark side!"
       "Is there another?" Jill laughed. "You are an old hum-bug, Uncle
       Chris. You know perfectly well what you're condemning me to! I expect
       Brookport will be like a sort of Southend in winter. Oh, well, I'll
       be brave. But do hurry and make a fortune, because I want to come to
       New York."
       "My dear," said Uncle Chris solemnly, "if there is a dollar lying
       loose in this city, rest assured that I shall have it! And, if it's
       not loose, I will detach it with the greatest possible speed. You
       have only known me in my decadence, an idle and unprofitable London
       clubman. I can assure you that, lurking beneath the surface, there is
       a business acumen given to few men . . ."
       "Oh, if you are going to talk poetry," said Jill, "I'll leave you.
       Anyhow, I ought to be getting below and putting my things together.
       Subject for a historical picture,--The Belle of Brookport collecting
       a few simple necessaries before entering upon the conquest of
       America."
       2.
       If Jill's vision of Brookport as a wintery Southend was not entirely
       fulfilled, neither was Uncle Chris' picture of it as an earthly
       paradise. At the right time of the year, like most of the summer
       resorts on the south shore of Long Island, it is not without its
       attractions; but January is not the month which most people would
       choose for living in it. It presented itself to Jill on first
       acquaintance in the aspect of a wind-swept railroad station, dumped
       down far away from human habitation in the middle of a stretch of
       flat and ragged country that reminded her a little of parts of
       Surrey. The station was just a shed on a foundation of planks which
       lay flush with the rails. From this shed, as the train clanked in,
       there emerged a tall, shambling man in a weather-beaten overcoat. He
       had a clean-shaven, wrinkled face, and he looked doubtfully at Jill
       with small eyes. Something in his expression reminded Jill of her
       father, as a bad caricature of a public man will recall the original,
       she introduced herself.
       "If you're Uncle Elmer," she said, "I'm Jill."
       The man held out a long hand. He did not smile. He was as bleak as
       the east wind that swept the platform.
       "Glad to meet you again," he said in a melancholy voice. It was news
       to Jill that they had met before. She wondered where. Her uncle
       supplied the information. "Last time I saw you, you were a kiddy in
       short frocks, running around and shouting to beat the band." He
       looked up and down the platform. "_I_ never heard a child make so
       much noise!"
       "I'm quite quiet now," said Jill encouragingly. The recollection of
       her infant revelry seemed to her to be distressing her relative.
       It appeared, however, that it was not only this that was on his mind.
       "If you want to drive home," he said, "we'll have to phone to the
       Durham House for a hack." He brooded awhile, Jill remaining silent at
       his side, loath to break in upon whatever secret sorrow he was
       wrestling with. "That would be a dollar," he went on. "They're
       robbers in these parts! A dollar! And it's not over a mile and a
       half. Are you fond of walking?"
       Jill was a bright girl, and could take a hint.
       "I love walking," she said. She might have added that she preferred
       to do it on a day when the wind was not blowing quite so keenly from
       the East, but her uncle's obvious excitement at the prospect of
       cheating the rapacity of the sharks at the Durham House restrained
       her. Her independent soul had not quite adjusted itself to the
       prospect of living on the bounty of her fellows, relatives though
       they were, and she was desirous of imposing as light a burden upon
       them as possible. "But how about my trunk?"
       "The expressman will bring that up. Fifty cents!" said Uncle Elmer in
       a crushed way. The high cost of entertaining seemed to be afflicting
       this man deeply.
       "Oh, yes," said Jill. She could not see how this particular
       expenditure was to be avoided. Anxious as she was to make herself
       pleasant, she declined to consider carrying the trunk to their
       destination. "Shall we start, then?"
       Mr Mariner led the way out into the ice-covered road. The wind
       welcomed them like a boisterous dog. For some minutes they proceeded
       in silence.
       "Your aunt will be glad to see you," said Mr Mariner at last in the
       voice with which one announces the death of a dear friend.
       "It's awfully kind of you to have me to stay with you," said Jill. It
       is a human tendency to think, when crises occur, in terms of
       melodrama, and unconsciously she had begun to regard herself somewhat
       in the light of a heroine driven out into the world from the old
       home, with no roof to shelter her head. The promptitude with which
       these good people, who, though relatives, were after all complete
       strangers, had offered her a resting-place touched her. "I hope I
       shan't be in the way."
       "Major Selby was speaking to me on the telephone just now," said Mr
       Mariner, "and he said that you might be thinking of settling down in
       Brookport. I've some nice little places round here which you might
       like to look at. Rent or buy. It's cheaper to buy. Brookport's a
       growing place. It's getting known as a summer resort. There's a
       bungalow down on the shore I'd like to show you tomorrow. Stands in a
       nice large plot of ground, and if you bought it for twelve thousand
       you'd be getting a bargain."
       Jill was too astonished to speak. Plainly Uncle Chris had made no
       mention of the change in her fortunes, and this man looked on her as
       a girl of wealth. She could only think how typical this was of Uncle
       Chris. There was a sort of boyish impishness about him. She could see
       him at the telephone, suave and important. He would have hung up the
       receiver with a complacent smirk, thoroughly satisfied that he had
       done her an excellent turn.
       "I put all my money into real estate when I came to live here," went
       on Mr Mariner. "I believe in the place. It's growing all the time."
       They had come to the outskirts of a straggling village. The lights in
       the windows gave a welcome suggestion of warmth, for darkness had
       fallen swiftly during their walk and the chill of the wind had become
       more biting. There was a smell of salt in the air now, and once or
       twice Jill had caught the low booming of waves on some distant beach.
       This was the Atlantic pounding the sandy shore of Fire Island.
       Brookport itself lay inside, on the lagoon called the Great South
       Bay.
       "This is Brookport," said Mr Mariner. "That's Haydock's grocery
       store there by the post-office. He charges sixty cents a pound for
       bacon, and I can get the same bacon by walking into Patchogue for
       fifty-seven!" He brooded awhile on the greed of man, as exemplified
       by the pirates of Brookport. "The very same bacon!" he said.
       "How far is Patchogue?" asked Jill, feeling that some comment was
       required of her.
       "Four miles," said Mr Mariner.
       They passed through the village, bearing to the right, and found
       themselves in a road bordered by large gardens in which stood big,
       dark houses. The spectacle of these stimulated Mr Mariner to
       something approaching eloquence. He quoted the price paid for each,
       the price asked, the price offered, the price that had been paid five
       years ago. The recital carried them on for another mile, in the
       course of which the houses became smaller and more scattered, and
       finally, when the country had become bare and desolate again, they
       turned down a narrow lane and came to a tall, gaunt house standing by
       itself in a field.
       "This is Sandringham," said Mr Mariner.
       "What!" said Jill. "What did you say?"
       "Sandringham. Where we live. I got the name from your father. I
       remember him telling me there was a place called that in England."
       "There is." Jill's voice bubbled. "The King lives there."
       "Is that so?" said Mr Mariner. "Well, I bet he doesn't have the
       trouble with help that we have here. I have to pay our girl fifty
       dollars a month, and another twenty for the man who looks after the
       furnace and chops wood. They're all robbers. And if you kick they
       quit on you!"
       3.
       Jill endured Sandringham for ten days; and, looking back on that
       period of her life later, she wondered how she did it. The sense of
       desolation which had gripped her on the station platform increased
       rather than diminished as she grew accustomed to her surroundings.
       The east wind died away, and the sun shone fitfully with a suggestion
       of warmth, but her uncle's bleakness appeared to be a static quality,
       independent of weather conditions. Her aunt, a faded woman with a
       perpetual cold in the head, did nothing to promote cheerfulness. The
       rest of the household consisted of a gloomy child, "Tibby," aged
       eight; a spaniel, probably a few years older, and an intermittent
       cat, who, when he did put in an appearance, was the life and soul of
       the party, but whose visits to his home were all too infrequent for
       Jill. Thomas was a genial animal, whose color-scheme, like a Whistler
       picture, was an arrangement in black and white. He had green eyes and
       a purr like a racing automobile. But his social engagements in the
       neighborhood kept him away much of the time. He was the popular and
       energetic secretary of the local cats' debating society. One could
       hear him at night sometimes reading the minutes in a loud, clear
       voice; after which the debate was considered formally open.
       Each day was the same as the last, almost to the final detail.
       Sometimes Tibby would be naughty at breakfast, sometimes at lunch;
       while Rover, the spaniel, a great devotee of the garbage-can, would
       occasionally be sick at mid-day instead of after the evening meal.
       But, with these exceptions, there was a uniformity about the course
       of life in the Mariner household which began to prey on Jill's nerves
       as early as the third day.
       The picture which Mr Mariner had formed in his mind of Jill as a
       wealthy young lady with a taste for house property continued as vivid
       as ever. It was his practice each morning to conduct her about the
       neighborhood, introducing her to the various houses in which he had
       sunk most of the money which he had made in business. Mr Mariner's
       life centered around Brookport real estate, and the embarrassed Jill
       was compelled to inspect sitting-rooms, bathrooms, kitchens, and
       master's bedrooms till the sound of a key turning in a lock gave her
       a feeling of nervous exhaustion. Most of her uncle's houses were
       converted farmhouses and, as one unfortunate purchaser had remarked,
       not so darned converted at that. The days she spent at Brookport
       remained in Jill's memory as a smell of dampness and chill and
       closeness.
       "You want to buy," said Mr Mariner every time he shut a front-door
       behind them. "Not rent. Buy. Then, if you don't want to live here,
       you can always rent in the summer."
       It seemed incredible to Jill that the summer would ever come. Winter
       held Brookport in its grip. For the first time in her life she was
       tasting real loneliness. She wandered over the snow-patched fields
       down to the frozen bay, and found the intense stillness, punctuated
       only by the occasional distant gunshot of some optimist trying for
       duck, oppressive rather than restful. She looked on the weird beauty
       of the ice-bound marshes which glittered red and green and blue in
       the sun with unseeing eyes; for her isolation was giving her time to
       think, and thought was a torment.
       On the eighth day came a letter from Uncle Chris,--a cheerful, even
       rollicking letter. Things were going well with Uncle Chris, it
       seemed. As was his habit, he did not enter into details, but he wrote
       in a spacious way of large things to be, of affairs that were coming
       out right, of prosperity in sight. As tangible evidence of success,
       he enclosed a present of twenty dollars, for Jill to spend in the
       Brookport shops.
       The letter arrived by the morning mail, and two hours later Mr
       Mariner took Jill by one of his usual overland routes to see a house
       nearer the village than most of those which she had viewed. Mr
       Mariner had exhausted the supply of cottages belonging to himself,
       and this one was the property of an acquaintance. There would be an
       agent's fee for him in the deal, if it went through, and Mr Mariner
       was not a man who despised money in small quantities.
       There was a touch of hopefulness in his gloom this morning, like the
       first intimation of sunshine after a wet day. He had been thinking
       the thing over, and had come to the conclusion that Jill's
       unresponsiveness when confronted with the houses she had already seen
       was due to the fact that she had loftier ideas than he had supposed.
       Something a little more magnificent than the twelve thousand dollar
       places he had shown her was what she desired. This house stood on a
       hill looking down on the bay, in several acres of ground. It had its
       private landing-stage and bath-house, its dairy, its
       sleeping-porches,--everything, in fact, that a sensible girl could
       want. Mr Mariner could not bring himself to suppose that he would
       fail again today.
       "They're asking a hundred and five thousand," he said, "but I know
       they'd take a hundred thousand. And, if it was a question of cash
       down, they would go even lower. It's a fine house. You could
       entertain there. Mrs Bruggenheim rented it last summer, and wanted to
       buy, but she wouldn't go above ninety thousand. If you want it, you'd
       better make up your mind quick. A place like this is apt to be
       snapped up in a hurry."
       Jill could endure it no longer.
       "But, you see," she said gently, "all I have in the world is twenty
       dollars!"
       There was a painful pause. Mr Mariner shot a swift glance at her in
       the hope of discovering that she had spoken humorously, but was
       compelled to decide that she had not. His face under normal
       conditions always achieved the maximum gloom possible for any face,
       so he gave no outward sign of the shock which had shattered his
       mental poise; but he expressed his emotion by walking nearly a mile
       without saying a word. He was stunned. He had supported himself up
       till now by the thought that, frightful as the expense of
       entertaining Jill as a guest might be, the outlay was a good sporting
       speculation if she intended buying house-property in the
       neighbourhood. The realization that he was down to the extent of a
       week's breakfasts, lunches, and dinners, with nothing to show for it,
       appalled him. There had been a black morning some years before when
       Mr. Mariner had given a waiter a ten-dollar bill in mistake for a
       one. As he had felt then, on discovering his error when it was too
       late to retrieve it, so did he feel now.
       "Twenty dollars!" he exclaimed, at the end of the mile.
       "Twenty dollars," said Jill,
       "But your father was a rich man." Mr. Mariner's voice was high and
       plaintive. "He made a fortune over here before he went to England."
       "It's all gone. I got nipped," said Jill, who was finding a certain
       amount of humor in the situation, "in Amalgamated Dyes."
       "Amalgamated Dyes?"
       "They're something," explained Jill, "that people get nipped in."
       Mr Mariner digested this.
       "You speculated?" he gasped.
       "Yes."
       "You shouldn't have been allowed to do it," said Mr Mariner warmly.
       "Major Selby--your uncle ought to have known better than to allow
       you."
       "Yes, oughtn't he," said Jill demurely.
       There was another silence, lasting for about a quarter of a mile.
       "Well, it's a bad business," said Mr Mariner.
       "Yes," said Jill. "I've felt that myself."
       * * *
       The result of this conversation was to effect a change in the
       atmosphere of Sandringham. The alteration in the demeanor of people
       of parsimonious habit, when they discover that the guest they are
       entertaining is a pauper and not, as they had supposed, an heiress,
       is subtle but well-marked. In most cases, more well-marked than
       subtle. Nothing was actually said, but there are thoughts that are
       almost as audible as words. A certain suspense seemed to creep into
       the air, as happens when a situation has been reached which is too
       poignant to last. Greek Tragedy affects the reader with the same
       sense of over-hanging doom. Things, we feel, cannot go on as they
       are.
       That night, after dinner, Mrs Mariner asked Jill to read to her.
       "Print tries my eyes so, dear," said Mrs Mariner. It was a small
       thing, but it had the significance of that little cloud that arose
       out of the sea like a man's hand. Jill appreciated the portent. She
       was, she perceived, to make herself useful.
       "Of course I will," she said cordially. "What would you me to read?"
       She hated reading aloud. It always made her throat sore, and her eye
       skipped to the end of each page and took the interest out of it long
       before the proper time. But she proceeded bravely, for her conscience
       was troubling her. Her sympathy was divided equally between these
       unfortunate people who had been saddled with an undesired visitor and
       herself who had been placed in a position at which every independent
       nerve in her rebelled. Even as a child she had loathed being under
       obligations to strangers or those whom she did not love.
       "Thank you, dear," said Mrs Mariner, when Jill's voice had roughened
       to a weary croak. "You read so well." She wrestled ineffectually with
       her handkerchief against the cold in the head from which she always
       suffered. "It would be nice if you would do it every night, don't you
       think? You have no idea how tired print makes my eyes."
       On the following morning after breakfast, at the hour when she had
       hitherto gone house-hunting with Mr Mariner, the child Tibby, of whom
       up till now she had seen little except at meals, presented himself to
       her, coated and shod for the open and regarding her with a dull and
       phlegmatic gaze.
       "Ma says will you please take me for a nice walk!"
       Jill's heart sank. She loved children, but Tibby was not an
       ingratiating child. He was a Mr Mariner in little. He had the family
       gloom. It puzzled Jill sometimes why this branch of the family should
       look on life with so jaundiced an eye. She remembered her father as a
       cheerful man, alive to the small humors of life.
       "All right, Tibby. Where shall we go?"
       "Ma says we must keep on the roads and I mustn't slide."
       Jill was thoughtful during the walk. Tibby, who was no
       conversationalist, gave her every opportunity for meditation. She
       perceived that in the space of a few hours she had sunk in the social
       scale. If there was any difference between her position and that of a
       paid nurse and companion, it lay in the fact that she was not paid.
       She looked about her at the grim countryside, gave a thought to the
       chill gloom of the house to which she was about to return, and her
       heart sank.
       Nearing home, Tibby vouchsafed his first independent observation.
       "The hired man's quit!"
       "Has he?"
       "Yep. Quit this morning."
       It had begun to snow. They turned and made their way back to the
       house. The information she had received did not cause Jill any great
       apprehension. It was hardly likely that her new duties would include
       the stoking of the furnace. That and cooking appeared to be the only
       acts about the house which were outside her present sphere of
       usefulness.
       "He killed a rat once in the wood-shed with an axe," said Tibby
       chattily. "Yessir! Chopped it right in half, and it bled!"
       "Look at the pretty snow falling on the trees," said Jill faintly.
       At breakfast next morning, Mrs Mariner having sneezed, made a
       suggestion.
       "Tibby, darling, wouldn't it be nice if you and cousin Jill played a
       game of pretending you were pioneers in the Far West?"
       "What's a pioneer?" enquired Tibby, pausing in the middle of an act
       of violence on a plate of oatmeal.
       "The pioneers were the early settlers in this country, dear. You have
       read about them in your history book. They endured a great many
       hardships, for life was very rough for them, with no railroads or
       anything. I think it would be a nice game to play this morning."
       Tibby looked at Jill. There was doubt in his eye. Jill returned his
       gaze sympathetically. One thought was in both their minds.
       "There is a string to this!" said Tibby's eye.
       "Exactly what I think!" said Jill's.
       Mrs Mariner sneezed again.
       "You would have lots of fun," she said.
       "What'ud we do?" asked Tibby cautiously. He had been this way before.
       Only last Summer, on his mother's suggestion that he should pretend
       he was a ship-wrecked sailor on a desert island, he had perspired
       through a whole afternoon cutting the grass in front of the house to
       make a ship-wrecked sailor's simple bed.
       "I know," said Jill. "We'll pretend we're pioneers stormbound in
       their log cabin in the woods, and the wolves are howling outside, and
       they daren't go out, so they make a lovely big fire and sit in front
       of it and read."
       "And eat candy," suggested Tibby, warming to the idea.
       "And eat candy," agreed Jill.
       Mrs Mariner frowned.
       "I was going to suggest," she said frostily, "that you shovelled the
       snow away from the front steps!"
       "Splendid!" said Jill. "Oh, but I forgot. I want to go to the village
       first."
       "There will be plenty of time to do it when you get back."
       "All right. I'll do it when I get back."
       It was a quarter of an hour's walk to the village. Jill stopped at
       the post-office.
       "Could you tell me," she asked, "when the next train is to New York?"
       "There's one at ten-ten," said the woman, behind the window. "You'll
       have to hurry."
       "I'll hurry!" said Jill.
       Content of CHAPTER SEVEN [P G Wodehouse's novel: The Little Warrior]
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