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CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
1.
Up on the roof of his apartment, far above the bustle and clamor of
the busy city, Wally Mason, at eleven o'clock on the morning after
Mrs Peagrim's bohemian party, was greeting the new day, as was his
custom, by going through his ante-breakfast exercises. Mankind is
divided into two classes, those who do setting-up exercises before
breakfast and those who know they ought to but don't. To the former
and more praiseworthy class Wally had belonged since boyhood. Life
might be vain and the world a void, but still he touched his toes the
prescribed number of times and twisted his muscular body about
according to the ritual. He did so this morning a little more
vigorously than usual, partly because he had sat up too late the
night before and thought too much and smoked too much, with the
result that he had risen heavy-eyed, at the present disgraceful hour,
and partly because he hoped by wearying the flesh to still the
restlessness of the spirit. Spring generally made Wally restless, but
never previously had it brought him this distracted feverishness. So
he lay on his back and waved his legs in the air, and it was only
when he had risen and was about to go still further into the matter
that he perceived Jill standing beside him.
"Good Lord!!" said Wally.
"Don't stop," said Jill. "I'm enjoying it."
"How long have you been here?"
"Oh, I only just arrived. I rang the bell, and the nice old lady who
is cooking your lunch told me you were out here."
"Not lunch. Breakfast."
"Breakfast! At this hour?"
"Won't you join me?"
"I'll join you. But I had my breakfast long ago."
Wally found his despondency magically dispelled. It was extraordinary
how the mere sight of Jill could make the world a different place. It
was true the sun had been shining before her arrival, but in a
flabby, weak-minded way, not with the brilliance it had acquired
immediately he heard her voice.
"If you don't mind waiting for about three minutes while I have a
shower and dress . . ."
"Oh, is the entertainment over?" asked Jill, disappointed. "I always
arrive too late for everything."
"One of these days you shall see me go through the whole programme,
including shadow-boxing and the goose-step. Bring your friends! But
at the moment I think it would be more of a treat for you to watch me
eat an egg. Go and look at the view. From over there you can see
Hoboken."
"I've seen it. I don't think much of it."
"Well, then, on this side we have Brooklyn. There is no stint. Wander
to and fro and enjoy yourself. The rendezvous is in the sitting-room
in about four moments."
Wally vaulted through the passage-window, and disappeared. Then he
returned and put his head out.
"I say!"
"Yes?"
"Just occurred to me. Your uncle won't be wanting this place for half
an hour or so, will he? I mean, there will be time for me to have a
bite of breakfast?"
"I don't suppose he will require your little home till some time in
the evening."
"Fine!"
Wally disappeared again, and a few moments later Jill heard the faint
splashing of water. She walked to the parapet and looked down. On the
windows of the nearer buildings the sun cast glittering beams, but
further away a faint, translucent mist hid the city. There was Spring
humidity in the air. In the street she had found it oppressive: but
on the breezy summit of this steel-and-granite cliff the air was cool
and exhilarating. Peace stole into Jill's heart as she watched the
boats dropping slowly down the East River, which gleamed like dull
steel through the haze. She had come to Journey's End, and she was
happy. Trouble and heart-ache seemed as distant as those hurrying
black ants down on the streets. She felt far away from the world on
an enduring mountain of rest. She gave a little sigh of contentment,
and turned to go in as Wally called.
In the sitting-room her feeling of security deepened. Here, the world
was farther away than ever. Even the faint noises which had risen to
the roof were inaudible, and only the cosy tick-tock of the
grandfather's clock punctuated the stillness.
She looked at Wally with a quickening sense of affection. He had the
divine gift of silence at the right time. Yes, this was home. This
was where she belonged.
"It didn't take me in, you know," said Jill at length, resting her
arms on the table and regarding him severely.
Wally looked up.
"What didn't take you in?"
"That bath of yours. Yes, I know you turned on the cold shower, but
you stood at a safe distance and watched it _show!_"
Wally waved his fork.
"As Heaven is my witness. . . . Look at my hair! Still damp! And I
can show you the towel."
"Well, then, I'll bet it was the hot water. Why weren't you at Mrs
Peagrim's party last night?"
"It would take too long to explain all my reasons, but one of them
was that I wasn't invited. How did it go off?" "Splendidly. Freddie's
engaged!" Wally lowered his coffee cup. "Engaged! You don't mean what
is sometimes slangily called bethrothed?"
"I do. He's engaged to Nelly Bryant. Nelly told me all about it when
she got home last night. It seems that Freddie said to her 'What ho!'
and she said 'You bet!' and Freddie said 'Pip pip!' and the thing was
settled." Jill bubbled. "Freddie wants to go into vaudeville with
her!"
"No! The Juggling Rookes? Or Rooke and Bryant, the cross-talk team, a
thoroughly refined act, swell dressers on and off?"
"I don't know. But it doesn't matter. Nelly is domestic. She's going
to have a little home in the country, where she can grow chickens and
pigs."
"'Father's in the pigstye, you can tell him by his hat,' eh?"
"Yes. They will be very happy. Freddie will be a father to her
parrot."
Wally's cheerfulness diminished a trifle. The contemplation of
Freddie's enviable lot brought with it the inevitable contrast with
his own. A little home in the country . . . Oh, well!
2.
There was a pause. Jill was looking a little grave.
"Wally!"
"Yes?"
She turned her face away, for there was a gleam of mischief in her
eyes which she did not wish him to observe.
"Derek was at the party!"
Wally had been about to butter a piece of toast. The butter, jerked
from the knife by the convulsive start which he gave, popped up in a
semi-circle and plumped onto the tablecloth. He recovered himself
quickly.
"Sorry!" he said. "You mustn't mind that. They want me to be
second-string for the 'Boosting the Butter' event at the next Olympic
Games, and I'm practising all the time. . . . Underhill was there, eh?"
"Yes."
"You met him?"
"Yes."
Derek fiddled with his knife.
"Did he come over . . . I mean . . . had he come specially to see
you?"
"Yes."
"I see."
There was another pause.
"He wants to marry you?"
"He said he wanted to marry me."
Wally got up and went to the window. Jill could smile safely now, and
she did, but her voice was still grave.
"What ought I to do, Wally? I thought I would ask you, as you are
such a friend."
Wally spoke without turning.
"You ought to marry him, of course."
"You think so?"
"You ought to marry him, of course," said Wally doggedly. "You love
him, and the fact that he came all the way to America must mean that
he still loves you. Marry him!"
"But . . ." Jill hesitated. "You see, there's a difficulty."
"What difficulty?"
"Well . . . it was something I said to him just before he went away.
I said something that made it a little difficult."
Wally continued to inspect the roofs below.
"What did you say?"
"Well . . . it was something . . . something that I don't believe he
liked . . . something that may interfere with his marrying me."
"What did you say?"
"I told him I was going to marry _you!_"
Wally spun round. At the same time he leaped in the air. The effect
of the combination of movements was to cause him to stagger across
the room and, after two or three impromptu dance steps which would
have interested Mrs Peagrim, to clutch at the mantelpiece to save
himself from falling. Jill watched him with quiet approval.
"Why, that's wonderful, Wally! Is that another of your morning
exercises? If Freddie does go into vaudeville, you ought to get him
to let you join the troupe."
Wally was blinking at her from the mantelpiece.
"Jill!"
"Yes?"
"What--what--what . . . !"
"Now, don't talk like Freddie, even if you are going into vaudeville
with him."
"You said you were going to marry me?"
"I said I was going to marry you!"
"But--do you mean . . . ?"
The mischief died out of Jill's eyes. She met his gaze frankly and
seriously.
"The lumber's gone, Wally," she said. "But my heart isn't empty. It's
quite, quite full, and it's going to be full for ever and ever and
ever."
Wally left the mantelpiece, and came slowly towards her.
"Jill!" He choked. "Jill!"
Suddenly he pounced on her and swung her off her feet. She gave a
little breathless cry.
"Wally! I thought you didn't approve of cavemen!"
"This," said Wally, "is just another new morning exercise I've
thought of!"
Jill sat down, gasping.
"Are you going to do that often, Wally?"
"Every day for the rest of my life!"
"Goodness!"
"Oh, you'll get used to it. It'll grow on you."
"You don't think I am making a mistake marrying you?"
"No, no! I've given the matter a lot of thought, and . . . in fact,
no, no!"
"No," said Jill thoughtfully. "I think you'll make a good husband. I
mean, suppose we ever want the piano moved or something . . . Wally!"
she broke off suddenly.
"You have our ear."
"Come out on the roof," said Jill. "I want to show you something
funny."
Wally followed her out. They stood at the parapet together, looking
down.
"There!" said Jill, pointing.
Wally looked puzzled.
"I see many things, but which is the funny one?"
"Why, all those people. Over there--and there--and there. Scuttering
about and thinking they know everything there is to know, and not one
of them has the least idea that I am the happiest girl on earth!"
"Or that I'm the happiest man! Their ignorance is--what is the word I
want? Abysmal. They don't know what it's like to stand beside you and
see that little dimple in your chin. . . . They don't know you've
_got_ a little dimple in your chin. . . . They don't know. . . . They
don't know . . . Why, I don't suppose a single one of them even knows
that I'm just going to kiss you!"
"Those girls in that window over there do," said Jill. "They are
watching us like hawks."
"Let 'em!" said Wally briefly.
THE END
Transcriber's Note: While I left several variant spellings such as
vodevil and bethrothed, I did correct the following:
Fixed: course/coarse in
Yet somehow this course, rough person in
front of him never seemed to allow him a word
Fixed: awfuly/awfully in:
He's awfuly good to girls who've worked in shows for him before.
Fixed: Pullfan/Pullman
Those Pullfan porters on parade!"
Fixed: a large typo in the print edition, which originally read:
"Yes. I've got the most damned attack of indigestion." Derek should
recline in the arm-chair which he had vacated; dinner!"
Content of CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
-THE END-
P G Wodehouse's novel: The Little Warrior
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