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CHAPTER VI - TREVOR REMAINS FIRM
P G Wodehouse
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       CHAPTER VI - TREVOR REMAINS FIRM
       The most immediate effect of telling anybody not to do a thing is to
       make him do it, in order to assert his independence. Trevor's first act
       on receipt of the letter was to include Barry in the team against the
       Town. It was what he would have done in any case, but, under the
       circumstances, he felt a peculiar pleasure in doing it. The incident
       also had the effect of recalling to his mind the fact that he had tried
       Barry in the first instance on his own responsibility, without
       consulting the committee. The committee of the first fifteen consisted
       of the two old colours who came immediately after the captain on the
       list. The powers of a committee varied according to the determination
       and truculence of the members of it. On any definite and important
       step, affecting the welfare of the fifteen, the captain theoretically
       could not move without their approval. But if the captain happened to
       be strong-minded and the committee weak, they were apt to be slightly
       out of it, and the captain would develop a habit of consulting them a
       day or so after he had done a thing. He would give a man his colours,
       and inform the committee of it on the following afternoon, when the
       thing was done and could not be repealed.
       Trevor was accustomed to ask the advice of his lieutenants fairly
       frequently. He never gave colours, for instance, off his own bat. It
       seemed to him that it might be as well to learn what views Milton and
       Allardyce had on the subject of Barry, and, after the Town team had
       gone back across the river, defeated by a goal and a try to nil, he
       changed and went over to Seymour's to interview Milton.
       Milton was in an arm-chair, watching Renford brew tea. His was one of
       the few studies in the school in which there was an arm-chair. With the
       majority of his contemporaries, it would only run to the portable kind
       that fold up.
       "Come and have some tea, Trevor," said Milton.
       "Thanks. If there's any going."
       "Heaps. Is there anything to eat, Renford?"
       The fag, appealed to on this important point, pondered darkly for a
       moment.
       "There _was_ some cake," he said.
       "That's all right," interrupted Milton, cheerfully. "Scratch the cake.
       I ate it before the match. Isn't there anything else?"
       Milton had a healthy appetite.
       "Then there used to be some biscuits."
       "Biscuits are off. I finished 'em yesterday. Look here, young Renford,
       what you'd better do is cut across to the shop and get some more cake
       and some more biscuits, and tell 'em to put it down to me. And don't be
       long."
       "A miles better idea would be to send him over to Donaldson's to fetch
       something from my study," suggested Trevor. "It isn't nearly so far,
       and I've got heaps of stuff."
       "Ripping. Cut over to Donaldson's, young Renford. As a matter of fact,"
       he added, confidentially, when the emissary had vanished, "I'm not half
       sure that the other dodge would have worked. They seem to think at the
       shop that I've had about enough things on tick lately. I haven't
       settled up for last term yet. I've spent all I've got on this study.
       What do you think of those photographs?"
        
       Trevor got up and inspected them. They filled the mantelpiece and most
       of the wall above it. They were exclusively theatrical photographs, and
       of a variety to suit all tastes. For the earnest student of the drama
       there was Sir Henry Irving in _The Bells_, and Mr Martin Harvey in
       _The Only Way._ For the admirers of the merely beautiful there
       were Messrs Dan Leno and Herbert Campbell.
       "Not bad," said Trevor. "Beastly waste of money."
       "Waste of money!" Milton was surprised and pained at the criticism.
       "Why, you must spend your money on _something."_
       "Rot, I call it," said Trevor. "If you want to collect something, why
       don't you collect something worth having?"
       Just then Renford came back with the supplies.
       "Thanks," said Milton, "put 'em down. Does the billy boil, young
       Renford?"
       Renford asked for explanatory notes.
       "You're a bit of an ass at times, aren't you?" said Milton, kindly.
       "What I meant was, is the tea ready? If it is, you can scoot. If it
       isn't, buck up with it."
       A sound of bubbling and a rush of steam from the spout of the kettle
       proclaimed that the billy did boil. Renford extinguished the Etna, and
       left the room, while Milton, murmuring vague formulae about "one
       spoonful for each person and one for the pot", got out of his chair
       with a groan--for the Town match had been an energetic one--and began
       to prepare tea.
       "What I really came round about--" began Trevor.
       "Half a second. I can't find the milk."
       He went to the door, and shouted for Renford. On that overworked
       youth's appearance, the following dialogue took place.
       "Where's the milk?"
       "What milk?"
       "My milk."
       "There isn't any." This in a tone not untinged with triumph, as if the
       speaker realised that here was a distinct score to him.
       "No milk?"
       "No."
       "Why not?"
       "You never had any."
       "Well, just cut across--no, half a second. What are you doing
       downstairs?"
       "Having tea."
       "Then you've got milk."
       "Only a little." This apprehensively.
       "Bring it up. You can have what we leave."
       Disgusted retirement of Master Renford.
       "What I really came about," said Trevor again, "was business."
       "Colours?" inquired Milton, rummaging in the tin for biscuits with
       sugar on them. "Good brand of biscuit you keep, Trevor."
       "Yes. I think we might give Alexander and Parker their third."
       "All right. Any others?"
       "Barry his second, do you think?"
       "Rather. He played a good game today. He's an improvement on
       Rand-Brown."
       "Glad you think so. I was wondering whether it was the right thing to
       do, chucking Rand-Brown out after one trial like that. But still, if
       you think Barry's better--"
       "Streets better. I've had heaps of chances of watching them and
       comparing them, when they've been playing for the house. It isn't only
       that Rand-Brown can't tackle, and Barry can. Barry takes his passes
       much better, and doesn't lose his head when he's pressed."
       "Just what I thought," said Trevor. "Then you'd go on playing him for
       the first?"
       "Rather. He'll get better every game, you'll see, as he gets more used
       to playing in the first three-quarter line. And he's as keen as
       anything on getting into the team. Practises taking passes and that
       sort of thing every day."
       "Well, he'll get his colours if we lick Ripton."
       "We ought to lick them. They've lost one of their forwards, Clifford, a
       red-haired chap, who was good out of touch. I don't know if you
       remember him."
       "I suppose I ought to go and see Allardyce about these colours, now.
       Good-bye."
       There was running and passing on the Monday for every one in the three
       teams. Trevor and Clowes met Mr Seymour as they were returning. Mr
       Seymour was the football master at Wrykyn.
       "I see you've given Barry his second, Trevor."
       "Yes, sir."
       "I think you're wise to play him for the first. He knows the game,
       which is the great thing, and he will improve with practice," said Mr
       Seymour, thus corroborating Milton's words of the previous Saturday.
       "I'm glad Seymour thinks Barry good," said Trevor, as they walked on.
       "I shall go on playing him now."
       "Found out who wrote that letter yet?"
       Trevor laughed.
       "Not yet," he said.
       "Probably Rand-Brown," suggested Clowes. "He's the man who would gain
       most by Barry's not playing. I hear he had a row with Mill just before
       his study was ragged."
       "Everybody in Seymour's has had rows with Mill some time or other,"
       said Trevor.
       Clowes stopped at the door of the junior day-room to find his fag.
       Trevor went on upstairs. In the passage he met Ruthven.
       Ruthven seemed excited.
       "I say. Trevor," he exclaimed, "have you seen your study?"
       "Why, what's the matter with it?"
       "You'd better go and look."
       Content of CHAPTER VI - TREVOR REMAINS FIRM [P G Wodehouse's novel: The Gold Bat]
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