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CHAPTER XVII - THE WATCHERS IN THE VAULT
P G Wodehouse
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       CHAPTER XVII - THE WATCHERS IN THE VAULT
       For the next three seconds you could have heard a cannonball drop. And
       that was equivalent, in the senior day-room at Seymour's, to a dead
       silence. Barry stood in the middle of the room leaning on the stick on
       which he supported life, now that his ankle had been injured, and
       turned red and white in regular rotation, as the magnificence of the
       news came home to him.
       Then the small voice of Linton was heard.
       "That'll be six d. I'll trouble you for, young Sammy," said Linton. For
       he had betted an even sixpence with Master Samuel Menzies that Barry
       would get his first fifteen cap this term, and Barry had got it.
       A great shout went up from every corner of the room. Barry was one of
       the most popular members of the house, and every one had been sorry for
       him when his sprained ankle had apparently put him out of the running
       for the last cap.
       "Good old Barry," said Drummond, delightedly. Barry thanked him in a
       dazed way.
       Every one crowded in to shake his hand. Barry thanked then all in a
       dazed way.
       And then the senior day-room, in spite of the fact that Milton had
       returned, gave itself up to celebrating the occasion with one of the
       most deafening uproars that had ever been heard even in that factory of
       noise. A babel of voices discussed the match of the afternoon, each
       trying to outshout the other. In one corner Linton was beating wildly
       on a biscuit-tin with part of a broken chair. Shoeblossom was busy in
       the opposite corner executing an intricate step-dance on somebody
       else's box. M'Todd had got hold of the red-hot poker, and was burning
       his initials in huge letters on the seat of a chair. Every one, in
       short, was enjoying himself, and it was not until an advanced hour that
       comparative quiet was restored. It was a great evening for Barry, the
       best he had ever experienced.
       Clowes did not learn the news till he saw it on the notice-board, on
       the following Monday. When he saw it he whistled softly.
       "I see you've given Barry his first," he said to Trevor, when they met.
       "Rather sensational."
       "Milton and Allardyce both thought he deserved it. If he'd been playing
       instead of Rand-Brown, they wouldn't have scored at all probably, and
       we should have got one more try."
       "That's all right," said Clowes. "He deserves it right enough, and I'm
       jolly glad you've given it him. But things will begin to move now,
       don't you think? The League ought to have a word to say about the
       business. It'll be a facer for them."
       "Do you remember," asked Trevor, "saying that you thought it must be
       Rand-Brown who wrote those letters?"
       "Yes. Well?"
       "Well, Milton had an idea that it was Rand-Brown who ragged his study."
       "What made him think that?"
       Trevor related the Shoeblossom incident.
       Clowes became quite excited.
       "Then Rand-Brown must be the man," he said. "Why don't you go and
       tackle him? Probably he's got the bat in his study."
       "It's not in his study," said Trevor, "because I looked everywhere for
       it, and got him to turn out his pockets, too. And yet I'll swear he
       knows something about it. One thing struck me as a bit suspicious. I
       went straight into his study and showed him that last letter--about the
       bat, you know, and accused him of writing it. Now, if he hadn't been in
       the business somehow, he wouldn't have understood what was meant by
       their saying 'the bat you lost'. It might have been an ordinary
       cricket-bat for all he knew. But he offered to let me search the study.
       It didn't strike me as rum till afterwards. Then it seemed fishy. What
       do you think?"
       Clowes thought so too, but admitted that he did not see of what use the
       suspicion was going to be. Whether Rand-Brown knew anything about the
       affair or not, it was quite certain that the bat was not with him.
       O'Hara, meanwhile, had decided that the time had come for him to resume
       his detective duties. Moriarty agreed with him, and they resolved that
       that night they would patronise the vault instead of the gymnasium, and
       take a holiday as far as their boxing was concerned. There was plenty
       of time before the Aldershot competition.
       Lock-up was still at six, so at a quarter to that hour they slipped
       down into the vault, and took up their position.
       A quarter of an hour passed. The lock-up bell sounded faintly. Moriarty
       began to grow tired.
       "Is it worth it?" he said, "an' wouldn't they have come before, if they
       meant to come?"
       "We'll give them another quarter of an hour," said O'Hara. "After that--"
       "Sh!" whispered Moriarty.
       The door had opened. They could see a figure dimly outlined in the
       semi-darkness. Footsteps passed down into the vault, and there came a
       sound as if the unknown had cannoned into a chair, followed by a sharp
       intake of breath, expressive of pain. A scraping sound, and a flash of
       light, and part of the vault was lit by a candle. O'Hara caught a
       glimpse of the unknown's face as he rose from lighting the candle, but
       it was not enough to enable him to recognise him. The candle was
       standing on a chair, and the light it gave was too feeble to reach the
       face of any one not on a level with it.
       The unknown began to drag chairs out into the neighbourhood of the
       light. O'Hara counted six.
       The sixth chair had scarcely been placed in position when the door
       opened again. Six other figures appeared in the opening one after the
       other, and bolted into the vault like rabbits into a burrow. The last
       of them closed the door after them.
       O'Hara nudged Moriarty, and Moriarty nudged O'Hara; but neither made a
       sound. They were not likely to be seen--the blackness of the vault was
       too Egyptian for that--but they were so near to the chairs that the
       least whisper must have been heard. Not a word had proceeded from the
       occupants of the chairs so far. If O'Hara's suspicion was correct, and
       this was really the League holding a meeting, their methods were more
       secret than those of any other secret society in existence. Even the
       Nihilists probably exchanged a few remarks from time to time, when they
       met together to plot. But these men of mystery never opened their lips.
       It puzzled O'Hara.
       The light of the candle was obscured for a moment, and a sound of
       puffing came from the darkness.
       O'Hara nudged Moriarty again.
       "Smoking!" said the nudge.
       Moriarty nudged O'Hara.
       "Smoking it is!" was the meaning of the movement.
       A strong smell of tobacco showed that the diagnosis had been a true
       one. Each of the figures in turn lit his pipe at the candle, and sat
       back, still in silence. It could not have been very pleasant, smoking
       in almost pitch darkness, but it was breaking rules, which was probably
       the main consideration that swayed the smokers. They puffed away
       steadily, till the two Irishmen were wrapped about in invisible clouds.
       Then a strange thing happened. I know that I am infringing copyright in
       making that statement, but it so exactly suits the occurrence, that
       perhaps Mr Rider Haggard will not object. It _was_ a strange thing
       that happened.
       A rasping voice shattered the silence.
       "You boys down there," said the voice, "come here immediately. Come
       here, I say."
       It was the well-known voice of Mr Robert Dexter, O'Hara and Moriarty's
       beloved house-master.
       The two Irishmen simultaneously clutched one another, each afraid that
       the other would think--from force of long habit--that the house-master
       was speaking to him. Both stood where they were. It was the men of
       mystery and tobacco that Dexter was after, they thought.
       But they were wrong. What had brought Dexter to the vault was the fact
       that he had seen two boys, who looked uncommonly like O'Hara and
       Moriarty, go down the steps of the vault at a quarter to six. He had
       been doing his usual after-lock-up prowl on the junior gravel, to
       intercept stragglers, and he had been a witness--from a distance of
       fifty yards, in a very bad light--of the descent into the vault. He had
       remained on the gravel ever since, in the hope of catching them as they
       came up; but as they had not come up, he had determined to make the
       first move himself. He had not seen the six unknowns go down, for, the
       evening being chilly, he had paced up and down, and they had by a lucky
       accident chosen a moment when his back was turned.
       "Come up immediately," he repeated.
       Here a blast of tobacco-smoke rushed at him from the darkness. The
       candle had been extinguished at the first alarm, and he had not
       realised--though he had suspected it--that smoking had been going on.
       A hurried whispering was in progress among the unknowns. Apparently
       they saw that the game was up, for they picked their way towards the
       door.
       As each came up the steps and passed him, Mr Dexter observed "Ha!" and
       appeared to make a note of his name. The last of the six was just
       leaving him after this process had been completed, when Mr Dexter
       called him back.
       "That is not all," he said, suspiciously.
       "Yes, sir," said the last of the unknowns.
       Neither of the Irishmen recognised the voice. Its owner was a stranger
       to them.
       "I tell you it is not," snapped Mr Dexter. "You are concealing the
       truth from me. O'Hara and Moriarty are down there--two boys in my own
       house. I saw them go down there."
       "They had nothing to do with us, sir. We saw nothing of them."
       "I have no doubt," said the house-master, "that you imagine that you
       are doing a very chivalrous thing by trying to hide them, but you will
       gain nothing by it. You may go."
       He came to the top of the steps, and it seemed as if he intended to
       plunge into the darkness in search of the suspects. But, probably
       realising the futility of such a course, he changed his mind, and
       delivered an ultimatum from the top step.
       "O'Hara and Moriarty."
       No reply.
       "O'Hara and Moriarty, I know perfectly well that you are down there.
       Come up immediately."
       Dignified silence from the vault.
       "Well, I shall wait here till you do choose to come up. You would be
       well advised to do so immediately. I warn you you will not tire me
       out."
       He turned, and the door slammed behind him.
       "What'll we do?" whispered Moriarty. It was at last safe to whisper.
       "Wait," said O'Hara, "I'm thinking."
       O'Hara thought. For many minutes he thought in vain. At last there came
       flooding back into his mind a memory of the days of his faghood. It was
       after that that he had been groping all the time. He remembered now.
       Once in those days there had been an unexpected function in the middle of
       term. There were needed for that function certain chairs. He could recall
       even now his furious disgust when he and a select body of fellow fags had
       been pounced upon by their form-master, and coerced into forming a line
       from the junior block to the cloisters, for the purpose of handing
       chairs. True, his form-master had stood ginger-beer after the event, with
       princely liberality, but the labour was of the sort that gallons of
       ginger-beer will not make pleasant. But he ceased to regret the episode
       now. He had been at the extreme end of the chair-handling chain. He had
       stood in a passage in the junior block, just by the door that led to the
       masters' garden, and which--he remembered--was never locked till late at
       night. And while he stood there, a pair of hands--apparently without a
       body--had heaved up chair after chair through a black opening in the
       floor. In other words, a trap-door connected with the vault in which
       he now was.
       He imparted these reminiscences of childhood to Moriarty. They set off
       to search for the missing door, and, after wanderings and barkings of
       shins too painful to relate, they found it. Moriarty lit a match. The
       light fell on the trap-door, and their last doubts were at an end. The
       thing opened inwards. The bolt was on their side, not in the passage
       above them. To shoot the bolt took them one second, to climb into the
       passage one minute. They stood at the side of the opening, and dusted
       their clothes.
       "Bedad!" said Moriarty, suddenly.
       "What?"
       "Why, how are we to shut it?"
       This was a problem that wanted some solving. Eventually they managed
       it, O'Hara leaning over and fishing for it, while Moriarty held his
       legs.
       As luck would have it--and luck had stood by them well all
       through--there was a bolt on top of the trap-door, as well as
       beneath it.
       "Supposing that had been shot!" said O'Hara, as they fastened the door
       in its place.
       Moriarty did not care to suppose anything so unpleasant.
       Mr Dexter was still prowling about on the junior gravel, when the two
       Irishmen ran round and across the senior gravel to the gymnasium. Here
       they put in a few minutes' gentle sparring, and then marched boldly up
       to Mr Day (who happened to have looked in five minutes after their
       arrival) and got their paper.
       "What time did O'Hara and Moriarty arrive at the gymnasium?" asked Mr
       Dexter of Mr Day next morning.
       "O'Hara and Moriarty? Really, I can't remember. I know they _left_
       at about a quarter to seven."
       That profound thinker, Mr Tony Weller, was never so correct as in his
       views respecting the value of an _alibi_. There are few better
       things in an emergency.
       Content of CHAPTER XVII - THE WATCHERS IN THE VAULT [P G Wodehouse's novel: The Gold Bat]
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