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CHAPTER XV - IN CANADA; TORONTO; KINGSTON; MONTREAL; QUEBEC; ST. JOHN'S IN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN; LEBANON; THE SHAKER VILLAGE; WEST POINT
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       CHAPTER XV - IN CANADA; TORONTO; KINGSTON; MONTREAL; QUEBEC; ST. JOHN'S. IN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN; LEBANON; THE SHAKER VILLAGE; WEST POINT
       I wish to abstain from instituting any comparison, or drawing any
       parallel whatever, between the social features of the United States
       and those of the British Possessions in Canada. For this reason, I
       shall confine myself to a very brief account of our journeyings in
       the latter territory.
       But before I leave Niagara, I must advert to one disgusting
       circumstance which can hardly have escaped the observation of any
       decent traveller who has visited the Falls.
       On Table Rock, there is a cottage belonging to a Guide, where
       little relics of the place are sold, and where visitors register
       their names in a book kept for the purpose. On the wall of the
       room in which a great many of these volumes are preserved, the
       following request is posted: 'Visitors will please not copy nor
       extract the remarks and poetical effusions from the registers and
       albums kept here.'
       But for this intimation, I should have let them lie upon the tables
       on which they were strewn with careful negligence, like books in a
       drawing-room: being quite satisfied with the stupendous silliness
       of certain stanzas with an anti-climax at the end of each, which
       were framed and hung up on the wall. Curious, however, after
       reading this announcement, to see what kind of morsels were so
       carefully preserved, I turned a few leaves, and found them scrawled
       all over with the vilest and the filthiest ribaldry that ever human
       hogs delighted in.
       It is humiliating enough to know that there are among men brutes so
       obscene and worthless, that they can delight in laying their
       miserable profanations upon the very steps of Nature's greatest
       altar. But that these should be hoarded up for the delight of
       their fellow-swine, and kept in a public place where any eyes may
       see them, is a disgrace to the English language in which they are
       written (though I hope few of these entries have been made by
       Englishmen), and a reproach to the English side, on which they are
       preserved.
       The quarters of our soldiers at Niagara, are finely and airily
       situated. Some of them are large detached houses on the plain
       above the Falls, which were originally designed for hotels; and in
       the evening time, when the women and children were leaning over the
       balconies watching the men as they played at ball and other games
       upon the grass before the door, they often presented a little
       picture of cheerfulness and animation which made it quite a
       pleasure to pass that way.
       At any garrisoned point where the line of demarcation between one
       country and another is so very narrow as at Niagara, desertion from
       the ranks can scarcely fail to be of frequent occurrence: and it
       may be reasonably supposed that when the soldiers entertain the
       wildest and maddest hopes of the fortune and independence that
       await them on the other side, the impulse to play traitor, which
       such a place suggests to dishonest minds, is not weakened. But it
       very rarely happens that the men who do desert, are happy or
       contented afterwards; and many instances have been known in which
       they have confessed their grievous disappointment, and their
       earnest desire to return to their old service if they could but be
       assured of pardon, or lenient treatment. Many of their comrades,
       notwithstanding, do the like, from time to time; and instances of
       loss of life in the effort to cross the river with this object, are
       far from being uncommon. Several men were drowned in the attempt
       to swim across, not long ago; and one, who had the madness to trust
       himself upon a table as a raft, was swept down to the whirlpool,
       where his mangled body eddied round and round some days.
       I am inclined to think that the noise of the Falls is very much
       exaggerated; and this will appear the more probable when the depth
       of the great basin in which the water is received, is taken into
       account. At no time during our stay there, was the wind at all
       high or boisterous, but we never heard them, three miles off, even
       at the very quiet time of sunset, though we often tried.
       Queenston, at which place the steamboats start for Toronto (or I
       should rather say at which place they call, for their wharf is at
       Lewiston, on the opposite shore), is situated in a delicious
       valley, through which the Niagara river, in colour a very deep
       green, pursues its course. It is approached by a road that takes
       its winding way among the heights by which the town is sheltered;
       and seen from this point is extremely beautiful and picturesque.
       On the most conspicuous of these heights stood a monument erected
       by the Provincial Legislature in memory of General Brock, who was
       slain in a battle with the American forces, after having won the
       victory. Some vagabond, supposed to be a fellow of the name of
       Lett, who is now, or who lately was, in prison as a felon, blew up
       this monument two years ago, and it is now a melancholy ruin, with
       a long fragment of iron railing hanging dejectedly from its top,
       and waving to and fro like a wild ivy branch or broken vine stem.
       It is of much higher importance than it may seem, that this statue
       should be repaired at the public cost, as it ought to have been
       long ago. Firstly, because it is beneath the dignity of England to
       allow a memorial raised in honour of one of her defenders, to
       remain in this condition, on the very spot where he died.
       Secondly, because the sight of it in its present state, and the
       recollection of the unpunished outrage which brought it to this
       pass, is not very likely to soothe down border feelings among
       English subjects here, or compose their border quarrels and
       dislikes.
       I was standing on the wharf at this place, watching the passengers
       embarking in a steamboat which preceded that whose coming we
       awaited, and participating in the anxiety with which a sergeant's
       wife was collecting her few goods together - keeping one distracted
       eye hard upon the porters, who were hurrying them on board, and the
       other on a hoopless washing-tub for which, as being the most
       utterly worthless of all her movables, she seemed to entertain
       particular affection - when three or four soldiers with a recruit
       came up and went on board.
       The recruit was a likely young fellow enough, strongly built and
       well made, but by no means sober: indeed he had all the air of a
       man who had been more or less drunk for some days. He carried a
       small bundle over his shoulder, slung at the end of a walking-
       stick, and had a short pipe in his mouth. He was as dusty and
       dirty as recruits usually are, and his shoes betokened that he had
       travelled on foot some distance, but he was in a very jocose state,
       and shook hands with this soldier, and clapped that one on the
       back, and talked and laughed continually, like a roaring idle dog
       as he was.
       The soldiers rather laughed at this blade than with him: seeming
       to say, as they stood straightening their canes in their hands, and
       looking coolly at him over their glazed stocks, 'Go on, my boy,
       while you may! you'll know better by-and-by:' when suddenly the
       novice, who had been backing towards the gangway in his noisy
       merriment, fell overboard before their eyes, and splashed heavily
       down into the river between the vessel and the dock.
       I never saw such a good thing as the change that came over these
       soldiers in an instant. Almost before the man was down, their
       professional manner, their stiffness and constraint, were gone, and
       they were filled with the most violent energy. In less time than
       is required to tell it, they had him out again, feet first, with
       the tails of his coat flapping over his eyes, everything about him
       hanging the wrong way, and the water streaming off at every thread
       in his threadbare dress. But the moment they set him upright and
       found that he was none the worse, they were soldiers again, looking
       over their glazed stocks more composedly than ever.
       The half-sobered recruit glanced round for a moment, as if his
       first impulse were to express some gratitude for his preservation,
       but seeing them with this air of total unconcern, and having his
       wet pipe presented to him with an oath by the soldier who had been
       by far the most anxious of the party, he stuck it in his mouth,
       thrust his hands into his moist pockets, and without even shaking
       the water off his clothes, walked on board whistling; not to say as
       if nothing had happened, but as if he had meant to do it, and it
       had been a perfect success.
       Our steamboat came up directly this had left the wharf, and soon
       bore us to the mouth of the Niagara; where the stars and stripes of
       America flutter on one side and the Union Jack of England on the
       other: and so narrow is the space between them that the sentinels
       in either fort can often hear the watchword of the other country
       given. Thence we emerged on Lake Ontario, an inland sea; and by
       half-past six o'clock were at Toronto.
       The country round this town being very flat, is bare of scenic
       interest; but the town itself is full of life and motion, bustle,
       business, and improvement. The streets are well paved, and lighted
       with gas; the houses are large and good; the shops excellent. Many
       of them have a display of goods in their windows, such as may be
       seen in thriving county towns in England; and there are some which
       would do no discredit to the metropolis itself. There is a good
       stone prison here; and there are, besides, a handsome church, a
       court-house, public offices, many commodious private residences,
       and a government observatory for noting and recording the magnetic
       variations. In the College of Upper Canada, which is one of the
       public establishments of the city, a sound education in every
       department of polite learning can be had, at a very moderate
       expense: the annual charge for the instruction of each pupil, not
       exceeding nine pounds sterling. It has pretty good endowments in
       the way of land, and is a valuable and useful institution.
       The first stone of a new college had been laid but a few days
       before, by the Governor General. It will be a handsome, spacious
       edifice, approached by a long avenue, which is already planted and
       made available as a public walk. The town is well adapted for
       wholesome exercise at all seasons, for the footways in the
       thoroughfares which lie beyond the principal street, are planked
       like floors, and kept in very good and clean repair.
       It is a matter of deep regret that political differences should
       have run high in this place, and led to most discreditable and
       disgraceful results. It is not long since guns were discharged
       from a window in this town at the successful candidates in an
       election, and the coachman of one of them was actually shot in the
       body, though not dangerously wounded. But one man was killed on
       the same occasion; and from the very window whence he received his
       death, the very flag which shielded his murderer (not only in the
       commission of his crime, but from its consequences), was displayed
       again on the occasion of the public ceremony performed by the
       Governor General, to which I have just adverted. Of all the
       colours in the rainbow, there is but one which could be so
       employed: I need not say that flag was orange.
       The time of leaving Toronto for Kingston is noon. By eight o'clock
       next morning, the traveller is at the end of his journey, which is
       performed by steamboat upon Lake Ontario, calling at Port Hope and
       Coburg, the latter a cheerful, thriving little town. Vast
       quantities of flour form the chief item in the freight of these
       vessels. We had no fewer than one thousand and eighty barrels on
       board, between Coburg and Kingston.
       The latter place, which is now the seat of government in Canada, is
       a very poor town, rendered still poorer in the appearance of its
       market-place by the ravages of a recent fire. Indeed, it may be
       said of Kingston, that one half of it appears to be burnt down, and
       the other half not to be built up. The Government House is neither
       elegant nor commodious, yet it is almost the only house of any
       importance in the neighbourhood.
       There is an admirable jail here, well and wisely governed, and
       excellently regulated, in every respect. The men were employed as
       shoemakers, ropemakers, blacksmiths, tailors, carpenters, and
       stonecutters; and in building a new prison, which was pretty far
       advanced towards completion. The female prisoners were occupied in
       needlework. Among them was a beautiful girl of twenty, who had
       been there nearly three years. She acted as bearer of secret
       despatches for the self-styled Patriots on Navy Island, during the
       Canadian Insurrection: sometimes dressing as a girl, and carrying
       them in her stays; sometimes attiring herself as a boy, and
       secreting them in the lining of her hat. In the latter character
       she always rode as a boy would, which was nothing to her, for she
       could govern any horse that any man could ride, and could drive
       four-in-hand with the best whip in those parts. Setting forth on
       one of her patriotic missions, she appropriated to herself the
       first horse she could lay her hands on; and this offence had
       brought her where I saw her. She had quite a lovely face, though,
       as the reader may suppose from this sketch of her history, there
       was a lurking devil in her bright eye, which looked out pretty
       sharply from between her prison bars.
       There is a bomb-proof fort here of great strength, which occupies a
       bold position, and is capable, doubtless, of doing good service;
       though the town is much too close upon the frontier to be long
       held, I should imagine, for its present purpose in troubled times.
       There is also a small navy-yard, where a couple of Government
       steamboats were building, and getting on vigorously.
       We left Kingston for Montreal on the tenth of May, at half-past
       nine in the morning, and proceeded in a steamboat down the St.
       Lawrence river. The beauty of this noble stream at almost any
       point, but especially in the commencement of this journey when it
       winds its way among the thousand Islands, can hardly be imagined.
       The number and constant successions of these islands, all green and
       richly wooded; their fluctuating sizes, some so large that for half
       an hour together one among them will appear as the opposite bank of
       the river, and some so small that they are mere dimples on its
       broad bosom; their infinite variety of shapes; and the numberless
       combinations of beautiful forms which the trees growing on them
       present: all form a picture fraught with uncommon interest and
       pleasure.
       In the afternoon we shot down some rapids where the river boiled
       and bubbled strangely, and where the force and headlong violence of
       the current were tremendous. At seven o'clock we reached
       Dickenson's Landing, whence travellers proceed for two or three
       hours by stage-coach: the navigation of the river being rendered
       so dangerous and difficult in the interval, by rapids, that
       steamboats do not make the passage. The number and length of those
       PORTAGES, over which the roads are bad, and the travelling slow,
       render the way between the towns of Montreal and Kingston, somewhat
       tedious.
       Our course lay over a wide, uninclosed tract of country at a little
       distance from the river-side, whence the bright warning lights on
       the dangerous parts of the St. Lawrence shone vividly. The night
       was dark and raw, and the way dreary enough. It was nearly ten
       o'clock when we reached the wharf where the next steamboat lay; and
       went on board, and to bed.
       She lay there all night, and started as soon as it was day. The
       morning was ushered in by a violent thunderstorm, and was very wet,
       but gradually improved and brightened up. Going on deck after
       breakfast, I was amazed to see floating down with the stream, a
       most gigantic raft, with some thirty or forty wooden houses upon
       it, and at least as many flag-masts, so that it looked like a
       nautical street. I saw many of these rafts afterwards, but never
       one so large. All the timber, or 'lumber,' as it is called in
       America, which is brought down the St. Lawrence, is floated down in
       this manner. When the raft reaches its place of destination, it is
       broken up; the materials are sold; and the boatmen return for more.
       At eight we landed again, and travelled by a stage-coach for four
       hours through a pleasant and well-cultivated country, perfectly
       French in every respect: in the appearance of the cottages; the
       air, language, and dress of the peasantry; the sign-boards on the
       shops and taverns: and the Virgin's shrines, and crosses, by the
       wayside. Nearly every common labourer and boy, though he had no
       shoes to his feet, wore round his waist a sash of some bright
       colour: generally red: and the women, who were working in the
       fields and gardens, and doing all kinds of husbandry, wore, one and
       all, great flat straw hats with most capacious brims. There were
       Catholic Priests and Sisters of Charity in the village streets; and
       images of the Saviour at the corners of cross-roads, and in other
       public places.
       At noon we went on board another steamboat, and reached the village
       of Lachine, nine miles from Montreal, by three o'clock. There, we
       left the river, and went on by land.
       Montreal is pleasantly situated on the margin of the St. Lawrence,
       and is backed by some bold heights, about which there are charming
       rides and drives. The streets are generally narrow and irregular,
       as in most French towns of any age; but in the more modern parts of
       the city, they are wide and airy. They display a great variety of
       very good shops; and both in the town and suburbs there are many
       excellent private dwellings. The granite quays are remarkable for
       their beauty, solidity, and extent.
       There is a very large Catholic cathedral here, recently erected
       with two tall spires, of which one is yet unfinished. In the open
       space in front of this edifice, stands a solitary, grim-looking,
       square brick tower, which has a quaint and remarkable appearance,
       and which the wiseacres of the place have consequently determined
       to pull down immediately. The Government House is very superior to
       that at Kingston, and the town is full of life and bustle. In one
       of the suburbs is a plank road - not footpath - five or six miles
       long, and a famous road it is too. All the rides in the vicinity
       were made doubly interesting by the bursting out of spring, which
       is here so rapid, that it is but a day's leap from barren winter,
       to the blooming youth of summer.
       The steamboats to Quebec perform the journey in the night; that is
       to say, they leave Montreal at six in the evening, and arrive at
       Quebec at six next morning. We made this excursion during our stay
       in Montreal (which exceeded a fortnight), and were charmed by its
       interest and beauty.
       The impression made upon the visitor by this Gibraltar of America:
       its giddy heights; its citadel suspended, as it were, in the air;
       its picturesque steep streets and frowning gateways; and the
       splendid views which burst upon the eye at every turn: is at once
       unique and lasting.
       It is a place not to be forgotten or mixed up in the mind with
       other places, or altered for a moment in the crowd of scenes a
       traveller can recall. Apart from the realities of this most
       picturesque city, there are associations clustering about it which
       would make a desert rich in interest. The dangerous precipice
       along whose rocky front, Wolfe and his brave companions climbed to
       glory; the Plains of Abraham, where he received his mortal wound;
       the fortress so chivalrously defended by Montcalm; and his
       soldier's grave, dug for him while yet alive, by the bursting of a
       shell; are not the least among them, or among the gallant incidents
       of history. That is a noble Monument too, and worthy of two great
       nations, which perpetuates the memory of both brave generals, and
       on which their names are jointly written.
       The city is rich in public institutions and in Catholic churches
       and charities, but it is mainly in the prospect from the site of
       the Old Government House, and from the Citadel, that its surpassing
       beauty lies. The exquisite expanse of country, rich in field and
       forest, mountain-height and water, which lies stretched out before
       the view, with miles of Canadian villages, glancing in long white
       streaks, like veins along the landscape; the motley crowd of
       gables, roofs, and chimney tops in the old hilly town immediately
       at hand; the beautiful St. Lawrence sparkling and flashing in the
       sunlight; and the tiny ships below the rock from which you gaze,
       whose distant rigging looks like spiders' webs against the light,
       while casks and barrels on their decks dwindle into toys, and busy
       mariners become so many puppets; all this, framed by a sunken
       window in the fortress and looked at from the shadowed room within,
       forms one of the brightest and most enchanting pictures that the
       eye can rest upon.
       In the spring of the year, vast numbers of emigrants who have newly
       arrived from England or from Ireland, pass between Quebec and
       Montreal on their way to the backwoods and new settlements of
       Canada. If it be an entertaining lounge (as I very often found it)
       to take a morning stroll upon the quay at Montreal, and see them
       grouped in hundreds on the public wharfs about their chests and
       boxes, it is matter of deep interest to be their fellow-passenger
       on one of these steamboats, and mingling with the concourse, see
       and hear them unobserved.
       The vessel in which we returned from Quebec to Montreal was crowded
       with them, and at night they spread their beds between decks (those
       who had beds, at least), and slept so close and thick about our
       cabin door, that the passage to and fro was quite blocked up. They
       were nearly all English; from Gloucestershire the greater part; and
       had had a long winter-passage out; but it was wonderful to see how
       clean the children had been kept, and how untiring in their love
       and self-denial all the poor parents were.
       Cant as we may, and as we shall to the end of all things, it is
       very much harder for the poor to be virtuous than it is for the
       rich; and the good that is in them, shines the brighter for it. In
       many a noble mansion lives a man, the best of husbands and of
       fathers, whose private worth in both capacities is justly lauded to
       the skies. But bring him here, upon this crowded deck. Strip from
       his fair young wife her silken dress and jewels, unbind her braided
       hair, stamp early wrinkles on her brow, pinch her pale cheek with
       care and much privation, array her faded form in coarsely patched
       attire, let there be nothing but his love to set her forth or deck
       her out, and you shall put it to the proof indeed. So change his
       station in the world, that he shall see in those young things who
       climb about his knee: not records of his wealth and name: but
       little wrestlers with him for his daily bread; so many poachers on
       his scanty meal; so many units to divide his every sum of comfort,
       and farther to reduce its small amount. In lieu of the endearments
       of childhood in its sweetest aspect, heap upon him all its pains
       and wants, its sicknesses and ills, its fretfulness, caprice, and
       querulous endurance: let its prattle be, not of engaging infant
       fancies, but of cold, and thirst, and hunger: and if his fatherly
       affection outlive all this, and he be patient, watchful, tender;
       careful of his children's lives, and mindful always of their joys
       and sorrows; then send him back to Parliament, and Pulpit, and to
       Quarter Sessions, and when he hears fine talk of the depravity of
       those who live from hand to mouth, and labour hard to do it, let
       him speak up, as one who knows, and tell those holders forth that
       they, by parallel with such a class, should be High Angels in their
       daily lives, and lay but humble siege to Heaven at last.
       Which of us shall say what he would be, if such realities, with
       small relief or change all through his days, were his! Looking
       round upon these people: far from home, houseless, indigent,
       wandering, weary with travel and hard living: and seeing how
       patiently they nursed and tended their young children: how they
       consulted ever their wants first, then half supplied their own;
       what gentle ministers of hope and faith the women were; how the men
       profited by their example; and how very, very seldom even a
       moment's petulance or harsh complaint broke out among them: I felt
       a stronger love and honour of my kind come glowing on my heart, and
       wished to God there had been many Atheists in the better part of
       human nature there, to read this simple lesson in the book of Life.
       * * * * * *
       We left Montreal for New York again, on the thirtieth of May,
       crossing to La Prairie, on the opposite shore of the St. Lawrence,
       in a steamboat; we then took the railroad to St. John's, which is
       on the brink of Lake Champlain. Our last greeting in Canada was
       from the English officers in the pleasant barracks at that place (a
       class of gentlemen who had made every hour of our visit memorable
       by their hospitality and friendship); and with 'Rule Britannia'
       sounding in our ears, soon left it far behind.
       But Canada has held, and always will retain, a foremost place in my
       remembrance. Few Englishmen are prepared to find it what it is.
       Advancing quietly; old differences settling down, and being fast
       forgotten; public feeling and private enterprise alike in a sound
       and wholesome state; nothing of flush or fever in its system, but
       health and vigour throbbing in its steady pulse: it is full of
       hope and promise. To me - who had been accustomed to think of it
       as something left behind in the strides of advancing society, as
       something neglected and forgotten, slumbering and wasting in its
       sleep - the demand for labour and the rates of wages; the busy
       quays of Montreal; the vessels taking in their cargoes, and
       discharging them; the amount of shipping in the different ports;
       the commerce, roads, and public works, all made TO LAST; the
       respectability and character of the public journals; and the amount
       of rational comfort and happiness which honest industry may earn:
       were very great surprises. The steamboats on the lakes, in their
       conveniences, cleanliness, and safety; in the gentlemanly character
       and bearing of their captains; and in the politeness and perfect
       comfort of their social regulations; are unsurpassed even by the
       famous Scotch vessels, deservedly so much esteemed at home. The
       inns are usually bad; because the custom of boarding at hotels is
       not so general here as in the States, and the British officers, who
       form a large portion of the society of every town, live chiefly at
       the regimental messes: but in every other respect, the traveller
       in Canada will find as good provision for his comfort as in any
       place I know.
       There is one American boat - the vessel which carried us on Lake
       Champlain, from St. John's to Whitehall - which I praise very
       highly, but no more than it deserves, when I say that it is
       superior even to that in which we went from Queenston to Toronto,
       or to that in which we travelled from the latter place to Kingston,
       or I have no doubt I may add to any other in the world. This
       steamboat, which is called the Burlington, is a perfectly exquisite
       achievement of neatness, elegance, and order. The decks are
       drawing-rooms; the cabins are boudoirs, choicely furnished and
       adorned with prints, pictures, and musical instruments; every nook
       and corner in the vessel is a perfect curiosity of graceful comfort
       and beautiful contrivance. Captain Sherman, her commander, to
       whose ingenuity and excellent taste these results are solely
       attributable, has bravely and worthily distinguished himself on
       more than one trying occasion: not least among them, in having the
       moral courage to carry British troops, at a time (during the
       Canadian rebellion) when no other conveyance was open to them. He
       and his vessel are held in universal respect, both by his own
       countrymen and ours; and no man ever enjoyed the popular esteem,
       who, in his sphere of action, won and wore it better than this
       gentleman.
       By means of this floating palace we were soon in the United States
       again, and called that evening at Burlington; a pretty town, where
       we lay an hour or so. We reached Whitehall, where we were to
       disembark, at six next morning; and might have done so earlier, but
       that these steamboats lie by for some hours in the night, in
       consequence of the lake becoming very narrow at that part of the
       journey, and difficult of navigation in the dark. Its width is so
       contracted at one point, indeed, that they are obliged to warp
       round by means of a rope.
       After breakfasting at Whitehall, we took the stage-coach for
       Albany: a large and busy town, where we arrived between five and
       six o'clock that afternoon; after a very hot day's journey, for we
       were now in the height of summer again. At seven we started for
       New York on board a great North River steamboat, which was so
       crowded with passengers that the upper deck was like the box lobby
       of a theatre between the pieces, and the lower one like Tottenham
       Court Road on a Saturday night. But we slept soundly,
       notwithstanding, and soon after five o'clock next morning reached
       New York.
       Tarrying here, only that day and night, to recruit after our late
       fatigues, we started off once more upon our last journey in
       America. We had yet five days to spare before embarking for
       England, and I had a great desire to see 'the Shaker Village,'
       which is peopled by a religious sect from whom it takes its name.
       To this end, we went up the North River again, as far as the town
       of Hudson, and there hired an extra to carry us to Lebanon, thirty
       miles distant: and of course another and a different Lebanon from
       that village where I slept on the night of the Prairie trip.
       The country through which the road meandered, was rich and
       beautiful; the weather very fine; and for many miles the Kaatskill
       mountains, where Rip Van Winkle and the ghostly Dutchmen played at
       ninepins one memorable gusty afternoon, towered in the blue
       distance, like stately clouds. At one point, as we ascended a
       steep hill, athwart whose base a railroad, yet constructing, took
       its course, we came upon an Irish colony. With means at hand of
       building decent cabins, it was wonderful to see how clumsy, rough,
       and wretched, its hovels were. The best were poor protection from
       the weather the worst let in the wind and rain through wide
       breaches in the roofs of sodden grass, and in the walls of mud;
       some had neither door nor window; some had nearly fallen down, and
       were imperfectly propped up by stakes and poles; all were ruinous
       and filthy. Hideously ugly old women and very buxom young ones,
       pigs, dogs, men, children, babies, pots, kettles, dung-hills, vile
       refuse, rank straw, and standing water, all wallowing together in
       an inseparable heap, composed the furniture of every dark and dirty
       hut.
       Between nine and ten o'clock at night, we arrived at Lebanon which
       is renowned for its warm baths, and for a great hotel, well
       adapted, I have no doubt, to the gregarious taste of those seekers
       after health or pleasure who repair here, but inexpressibly
       comfortless to me. We were shown into an immense apartment,
       lighted by two dim candles, called the drawing-room: from which
       there was a descent by a flight of steps, to another vast desert,
       called the dining-room: our bed-chambers were among certain long
       rows of little white-washed cells, which opened from either side of
       a dreary passage; and were so like rooms in a prison that I half
       expected to be locked up when I went to bed, and listened
       involuntarily for the turning of the key on the outside. There
       need be baths somewhere in the neighbourhood, for the other washing
       arrangements were on as limited a scale as I ever saw, even in
       America: indeed, these bedrooms were so very bare of even such
       common luxuries as chairs, that I should say they were not provided
       with enough of anything, but that I bethink myself of our having
       been most bountifully bitten all night.
       The house is very pleasantly situated, however, and we had a good
       breakfast. That done, we went to visit our place of destination,
       which was some two miles off, and the way to which was soon
       indicated by a finger-post, whereon was painted, 'To the Shaker
       Village.'
       As we rode along, we passed a party of Shakers, who were at work
       upon the road; who wore the broadest of all broad-brimmed hats; and
       were in all visible respects such very wooden men, that I felt
       about as much sympathy for them, and as much interest in them, as
       if they had been so many figure-heads of ships. Presently we came
       to the beginning of the village, and alighting at the door of a
       house where the Shaker manufactures are sold, and which is the
       headquarters of the elders, requested permission to see the Shaker
       worship.
       Pending the conveyance of this request to some person in authority,
       we walked into a grim room, where several grim hats were hanging on
       grim pegs, and the time was grimly told by a grim clock which
       uttered every tick with a kind of struggle, as if it broke the grim
       silence reluctantly, and under protest. Ranged against the wall
       were six or eight stiff, high-backed chairs, and they partook so
       strongly of the general grimness that one would much rather have
       sat on the floor than incurred the smallest obligation to any of
       them.
       Presently, there stalked into this apartment, a grim old Shaker,
       with eyes as hard, and dull, and cold, as the great round metal
       buttons on his coat and waistcoat; a sort of calm goblin. Being
       informed of our desire, he produced a newspaper wherein the body of
       elders, whereof he was a member, had advertised but a few days
       before, that in consequence of certain unseemly interruptions which
       their worship had received from strangers, their chapel was closed
       to the public for the space of one year.
       As nothing was to be urged in opposition to this reasonable
       arrangement, we requested leave to make some trifling purchases of
       Shaker goods; which was grimly conceded. We accordingly repaired
       to a store in the same house and on the opposite side of the
       passage, where the stock was presided over by something alive in a
       russet case, which the elder said was a woman; and which I suppose
       WAS a woman, though I should not have suspected it.
       On the opposite side of the road was their place of worship: a
       cool, clean edifice of wood, with large windows and green blinds:
       like a spacious summer-house. As there was no getting into this
       place, and nothing was to be done but walk up and down, and look at
       it and the other buildings in the village (which were chiefly of
       wood, painted a dark red like English barns, and composed of many
       stories like English factories), I have nothing to communicate to
       the reader, beyond the scanty results I gleaned the while our
       purchases were making,
       These people are called Shakers from their peculiar form of
       adoration, which consists of a dance, performed by the men and
       women of all ages, who arrange themselves for that purpose in
       opposite parties: the men first divesting themselves of their hats
       and coats, which they gravely hang against the wall before they
       begin; and tying a ribbon round their shirt-sleeves, as though they
       were going to be bled. They accompany themselves with a droning,
       humming noise, and dance until they are quite exhausted,
       alternately advancing and retiring in a preposterous sort of trot.
       The effect is said to be unspeakably absurd: and if I may judge
       from a print of this ceremony which I have in my possession; and
       which I am informed by those who have visited the chapel, is
       perfectly accurate; it must be infinitely grotesque.
       They are governed by a woman, and her rule is understood to be
       absolute, though she has the assistance of a council of elders.
       She lives, it is said, in strict seclusion, in certain rooms above
       the chapel, and is never shown to profane eyes. If she at all
       resemble the lady who presided over the store, it is a great
       charity to keep her as close as possible, and I cannot too strongly
       express my perfect concurrence in this benevolent proceeding.
       All the possessions and revenues of the settlement are thrown into
       a common stock, which is managed by the elders. As they have made
       converts among people who were well to do in the world, and are
       frugal and thrifty, it is understood that this fund prospers: the
       more especially as they have made large purchases of land. Nor is
       this at Lebanon the only Shaker settlement: there are, I think, at
       least, three others.
       They are good farmers, and all their produce is eagerly purchased
       and highly esteemed. 'Shaker seeds,' 'Shaker herbs,' and 'Shaker
       distilled waters,' are commonly announced for sale in the shops of
       towns and cities. They are good breeders of cattle, and are kind
       and merciful to the brute creation. Consequently, Shaker beasts
       seldom fail to find a ready market.
       They eat and drink together, after the Spartan model, at a great
       public table. There is no union of the sexes, and every Shaker,
       male and female, is devoted to a life of celibacy. Rumour has been
       busy upon this theme, but here again I must refer to the lady of
       the store, and say, that if many of the sister Shakers resemble
       her, I treat all such slander as bearing on its face the strongest
       marks of wild improbability. But that they take as proselytes,
       persons so young that they cannot know their own minds, and cannot
       possess much strength of resolution in this or any other respect, I
       can assert from my own observation of the extreme juvenility of
       certain youthful Shakers whom I saw at work among the party on the
       road.
       They are said to be good drivers of bargains, but to be honest and
       just in their transactions, and even in horse-dealing to resist
       those thievish tendencies which would seem, for some undiscovered
       reason, to be almost inseparable from that branch of traffic. In
       all matters they hold their own course quietly, live in their
       gloomy, silent commonwealth, and show little desire to interfere
       with other people.
       This is well enough, but nevertheless I cannot, I confess, incline
       towards the Shakers; view them with much favour, or extend towards
       them any very lenient construction. I so abhor, and from my soul
       detest that bad spirit, no matter by what class or sect it may be
       entertained, which would strip life of its healthful graces, rob
       youth of its innocent pleasures, pluck from maturity and age their
       pleasant ornaments, and make existence but a narrow path towards
       the grave: that odious spirit which, if it could have had full
       scope and sway upon the earth, must have blasted and made barren
       the imaginations of the greatest men, and left them, in their power
       of raising up enduring images before their fellow-creatures yet
       unborn, no better than the beasts: that, in these very broad-
       brimmed hats and very sombre coats - in stiff-necked, solemn-
       visaged piety, in short, no matter what its garb, whether it have
       cropped hair as in a Shaker village, or long nails as in a Hindoo
       temple - I recognise the worst among the enemies of Heaven and
       Earth, who turn the water at the marriage feasts of this poor
       world, not into wine, but gall. And if there must be people vowed
       to crush the harmless fancies and the love of innocent delights and
       gaieties, which are a part of human nature: as much a part of it
       as any other love or hope that is our common portion: let them,
       for me, stand openly revealed among the ribald and licentious; the
       very idiots know that THEY are not on the Immortal road, and will
       despise them, and avoid them readily.
       Leaving the Shaker village with a hearty dislike of the old
       Shakers, and a hearty pity for the young ones: tempered by the
       strong probability of their running away as they grow older and
       wiser, which they not uncommonly do: we returned to Lebanon, and
       so to Hudson, by the way we had come upon the previous day. There,
       we took the steamboat down the North River towards New York, but
       stopped, some four hours' journey short of it, at West Point, where
       we remained that night, and all next day, and next night too.
       In this beautiful place: the fairest among the fair and lovely
       Highlands of the North River: shut in by deep green heights and
       ruined forts, and looking down upon the distant town of Newburgh,
       along a glittering path of sunlit water, with here and there a
       skiff, whose white sail often bends on some new tack as sudden
       flaws of wind come down upon her from the gullies in the hills:
       hemmed in, besides, all round with memories of Washington, and
       events of the revolutionary war: is the Military School of
       America.
       It could not stand on more appropriate ground, and any ground more
       beautiful can hardly be. The course of education is severe, but
       well devised, and manly. Through June, July, and August, the young
       men encamp upon the spacious plain whereon the college stands; and
       all the year their military exercises are performed there, daily.
       The term of study at this institution, which the State requires
       from all cadets, is four years; but, whether it be from the rigid
       nature of the discipline, or the national impatience of restraint,
       or both causes combined, not more than half the number who begin
       their studies here, ever remain to finish them.
       The number of cadets being about equal to that of the members of
       Congress, one is sent here from every Congressional district: its
       member influencing the selection. Commissions in the service are
       distributed on the same principle. The dwellings of the various
       Professors are beautifully situated; and there is a most excellent
       hotel for strangers, though it has the two drawbacks of being a
       total abstinence house (wines and spirits being forbidden to the
       students), and of serving the public meals at rather uncomfortable
       hours: to wit, breakfast at seven, dinner at one, and supper at
       sunset.
       The beauty and freshness of this calm retreat, in the very dawn and
       greenness of summer - it was then the beginning of June - were
       exquisite indeed. Leaving it upon the sixth, and returning to New
       York, to embark for England on the succeeding day, I was glad to
       think that among the last memorable beauties which had glided past
       us, and softened in the bright perspective, were those whose
       pictures, traced by no common hand, are fresh in most men's minds;
       not easily to grow old, or fade beneath the dust of Time: the
       Kaatskill Mountains, Sleepy Hollow, and the Tappaan Zee.
       Content of CHAPTER XV - IN CANADA; TORONTO; KINGSTON; MONTREAL; QUEBEC; ST. JOHN'S. IN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN; LEBANON; THE SHAKER VILLAGE; WEST POINT [Charles Dickens' novel: American Notes]
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