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CHAPTER XIV - RETURN TO CINCINNATI. A STAGE-COACH RIDE FROM THAT CITY TO COLUMBUS, AND THENCE TO SANDUSKY. SO, BY LAKE ERIE, TO THE FALLS OF NIAGARA
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       CHAPTER XIV - RETURN TO CINCINNATI. A STAGE-COACH RIDE FROM THAT CITY TO COLUMBUS, AND THENCE TO SANDUSKY. SO, BY LAKE ERIE, TO THE FALLS OF NIAGARA
       AS I had a desire to travel through the interior of the state of
       Ohio, and to 'strike the lakes,' as the phrase is, at a small town
       called Sandusky, to which that route would conduct us on our way to
       Niagara, we had to return from St. Louis by the way we had come,
       and to retrace our former track as far as Cincinnati.
       The day on which we were to take leave of St. Louis being very
       fine; and the steamboat, which was to have started I don't know how
       early in the morning, postponing, for the third or fourth time, her
       departure until the afternoon; we rode forward to an old French
       village on the river, called properly Carondelet, and nicknamed
       Vide Poche, and arranged that the packet should call for us there.
       The place consisted of a few poor cottages, and two or three
       public-houses; the state of whose larders certainly seemed to
       justify the second designation of the village, for there was
       nothing to eat in any of them. At length, however, by going back
       some half a mile or so, we found a solitary house where ham and
       coffee were procurable; and there we tarried to wait the advent of
       the boat, which would come in sight from the green before the door,
       a long way off.
       It was a neat, unpretending village tavern, and we took our repast
       in a quaint little room with a bed in it, decorated with some old
       oil paintings, which in their time had probably done duty in a
       Catholic chapel or monastery. The fare was very good, and served
       with great cleanliness. The house was kept by a characteristic old
       couple, with whom we had a long talk, and who were perhaps a very
       good sample of that kind of people in the West.
       The landlord was a dry, tough, hard-faced old fellow (not so very
       old either, for he was but just turned sixty, I should think), who
       had been out with the militia in the last war with England, and had
       seen all kinds of service, - except a battle; and he had been very
       near seeing that, he added: very near. He had all his life been
       restless and locomotive, with an irresistible desire for change;
       and was still the son of his old self: for if he had nothing to
       keep him at home, he said (slightly jerking his hat and his thumb
       towards the window of the room in which the old lady sat, as we
       stood talking in front of the house), he would clean up his musket,
       and be off to Texas to-morrow morning. He was one of the very many
       descendants of Cain proper to this continent, who seem destined
       from their birth to serve as pioneers in the great human army: who
       gladly go on from year to year extending its outposts, and leaving
       home after home behind them; and die at last, utterly regardless of
       their graves being left thousands of miles behind, by the wandering
       generation who succeed.
       His wife was a domesticated, kind-hearted old soul, who had come
       with him, 'from the queen city of the world,' which, it seemed, was
       Philadelphia; but had no love for this Western country, and indeed
       had little reason to bear it any; having seen her children, one by
       one, die here of fever, in the full prime and beauty of their
       youth. Her heart was sore, she said, to think of them; and to talk
       on this theme, even to strangers, in that blighted place, so far
       from her old home, eased it somewhat, and became a melancholy
       pleasure.
       The boat appearing towards evening, we bade adieu to the poor old
       lady and her vagrant spouse, and making for the nearest landing-
       place, were soon on board The Messenger again, in our old cabin,
       and steaming down the Mississippi.
       If the coming up this river, slowly making head against the stream,
       be an irksome journey, the shooting down it with the turbid current
       is almost worse; for then the boat, proceeding at the rate of
       twelve or fifteen miles an hour, has to force its passage through a
       labyrinth of floating logs, which, in the dark, it is often
       impossible to see beforehand or avoid. All that night, the bell
       was never silent for five minutes at a time; and after every ring
       the vessel reeled again, sometimes beneath a single blow, sometimes
       beneath a dozen dealt in quick succession, the lightest of which
       seemed more than enough to beat in her frail keel, as though it had
       been pie-crust. Looking down upon the filthy river after dark, it
       seemed to be alive with monsters, as these black masses rolled upon
       the surface, or came starting up again, head first, when the boat,
       in ploughing her way among a shoal of such obstructions, drove a
       few among them for the moment under water. Sometimes the engine
       stopped during a long interval, and then before her and behind, and
       gathering close about her on all sides, were so many of these ill-
       favoured obstacles that she was fairly hemmed in; the centre of a
       floating island; and was constrained to pause until they parted,
       somewhere, as dark clouds will do before the wind, and opened by
       degrees a channel out.
       In good time next morning, however, we came again in sight of the
       detestable morass called Cairo; and stopping there to take in wood,
       lay alongside a barge, whose starting timbers scarcely held
       together. It was moored to the bank, and on its side was painted
       'Coffee House;' that being, I suppose, the floating paradise to
       which the people fly for shelter when they lose their houses for a
       month or two beneath the hideous waters of the Mississippi. But
       looking southward from this point, we had the satisfaction of
       seeing that intolerable river dragging its slimy length and ugly
       freight abruptly off towards New Orleans; and passing a yellow line
       which stretched across the current, were again upon the clear Ohio,
       never, I trust, to see the Mississippi more, saving in troubled
       dreams and nightmares. Leaving it for the company of its sparkling
       neighbour, was like the transition from pain to ease, or the
       awakening from a horrible vision to cheerful realities.
       We arrived at Louisville on the fourth night, and gladly availed
       ourselves of its excellent hotel. Next day we went on in the Ben
       Franklin, a beautiful mail steamboat, and reached Cincinnati
       shortly after midnight. Being by this time nearly tired of
       sleeping upon shelves, we had remained awake to go ashore
       straightway; and groping a passage across the dark decks of other
       boats, and among labyrinths of engine-machinery and leaking casks
       of molasses, we reached the streets, knocked up the porter at the
       hotel where we had stayed before, and were, to our great joy,
       safely housed soon afterwards.
       We rested but one day at Cincinnati, and then resumed our journey
       to Sandusky. As it comprised two varieties of stage-coach
       travelling, which, with those I have already glanced at, comprehend
       the main characteristics of this mode of transit in America, I will
       take the reader as our fellow-passenger, and pledge myself to
       perform the distance with all possible despatch.
       Our place of destination in the first instance is Columbus. It is
       distant about a hundred and twenty miles from Cincinnati, but there
       is a macadamised road (rare blessing!) the whole way, and the rate
       of travelling upon it is six miles an hour.
       We start at eight o'clock in the morning, in a great mail-coach,
       whose huge cheeks are so very ruddy and plethoric, that it appears
       to be troubled with a tendency of blood to the head. Dropsical it
       certainly is, for it will hold a dozen passengers inside. But,
       wonderful to add, it is very clean and bright, being nearly new;
       and rattles through the streets of Cincinnati gaily.
       Our way lies through a beautiful country, richly cultivated, and
       luxuriant in its promise of an abundant harvest. Sometimes we pass
       a field where the strong bristling stalks of Indian corn look like
       a crop of walking-sticks, and sometimes an enclosure where the
       green wheat is springing up among a labyrinth of stumps; the
       primitive worm-fence is universal, and an ugly thing it is; but the
       farms are neatly kept, and, save for these differences, one might
       be travelling just now in Kent.
       We often stop to water at a roadside inn, which is always dull and
       silent. The coachman dismounts and fills his bucket, and holds it
       to the horses' heads. There is scarcely ever any one to help him;
       there are seldom any loungers standing round; and never any stable-
       company with jokes to crack. Sometimes, when we have changed our
       team, there is a difficulty in starting again, arising out of the
       prevalent mode of breaking a young horse: which is to catch him,
       harness him against his will, and put him in a stage-coach without
       further notice: but we get on somehow or other, after a great many
       kicks and a violent struggle; and jog on as before again.
       Occasionally, when we stop to change, some two or three half-
       drunken loafers will come loitering out with their hands in their
       pockets, or will be seen kicking their heels in rocking-chairs, or
       lounging on the window-sill, or sitting on a rail within the
       colonnade: they have not often anything to say though, either to
       us or to each other, but sit there idly staring at the coach and
       horses. The landlord of the inn is usually among them, and seems,
       of all the party, to be the least connected with the business of
       the house. Indeed he is with reference to the tavern, what the
       driver is in relation to the coach and passengers: whatever
       happens in his sphere of action, he is quite indifferent, and
       perfectly easy in his mind.
       The frequent change of coachmen works no change or variety in the
       coachman's character. He is always dirty, sullen, and taciturn.
       If he be capable of smartness of any kind, moral or physical, he
       has a faculty of concealing it which is truly marvellous. He never
       speaks to you as you sit beside him on the box, and if you speak to
       him, he answers (if at all) in monosyllables. He points out
       nothing on the road, and seldom looks at anything: being, to all
       appearance, thoroughly weary of it and of existence generally. As
       to doing the honours of his coach, his business, as I have said, is
       with the horses. The coach follows because it is attached to them
       and goes on wheels: not because you are in it. Sometimes, towards
       the end of a long stage, he suddenly breaks out into a discordant
       fragment of an election song, but his face never sings along with
       him: it is only his voice, and not often that.
       He always chews and always spits, and never encumbers himself with
       a pocket-handkerchief. The consequences to the box passenger,
       especially when the wind blows towards him, are not agreeable.
       Whenever the coach stops, and you can hear the voices of the inside
       passengers; or whenever any bystander addresses them, or any one
       among them; or they address each other; you will hear one phrase
       repeated over and over and over again to the most extraordinary
       extent. It is an ordinary and unpromising phrase enough, being
       neither more nor less than 'Yes, sir;' but it is adapted to every
       variety of circumstance, and fills up every pause in the
       conversation. Thus:-
       The time is one o'clock at noon. The scene, a place where we are
       to stay and dine, on this journey. The coach drives up to the door
       of an inn. The day is warm, and there are several idlers lingering
       about the tavern, and waiting for the public dinner. Among them,
       is a stout gentleman in a brown hat, swinging himself to and fro in
       a rocking-chair on the pavement.
       As the coach stops, a gentleman in a straw hat looks out of the
       window:
       STRAW HAT. (To the stout gentleman in the rocking-chair.) I
       reckon that's Judge Jefferson, an't it?
       BROWN HAT. (Still swinging; speaking very slowly; and without any
       emotion whatever.) Yes, sir.
       STRAW HAT. Warm weather, Judge.
       BROWN HAT. Yes, sir.
       STRAW HAT. There was a snap of cold, last week.
       BROWN HAT. Yes, sir.
       STRAW HAT. Yes, sir.
       A pause. They look at each other, very seriously.
       STRAW HAT. I calculate you'll have got through that case of the
       corporation, Judge, by this time, now?
       BROWN HAT. Yes, sir.
       STRAW HAT. How did the verdict go, sir?
       BROWN HAT. For the defendant, sir.
       STRAW HAT. (Interrogatively.) Yes, sir?
       BROWN HAT. (Affirmatively.) Yes, sir.
       BOTH. (Musingly, as each gazes down the street.) Yes, sir.
       Another pause. They look at each other again, still more seriously
       than before.
       BROWN HAT. This coach is rather behind its time to-day, I guess.
       STRAW HAT. (Doubtingly.) Yes, sir.
       BROWN HAT. (Looking at his watch.) Yes, sir; nigh upon two hours.
       STRAW HAT. (Raising his eyebrows in very great surprise.) Yes,
       sir!
       BROWN HAT. (Decisively, as he puts up his watch.) Yes, sir.
       ALL THE OTHER INSIDE PASSENGERS. (Among themselves.) Yes, sir.
       COACHMAN. (In a very surly tone.) No it an't.
       STRAW HAT. (To the coachman.) Well, I don't know, sir. We were a
       pretty tall time coming that last fifteen mile. That's a fact.
       The coachman making no reply, and plainly declining to enter into
       any controversy on a subject so far removed from his sympathies and
       feelings, another passenger says, 'Yes, sir;' and the gentleman in
       the straw hat in acknowledgment of his courtesy, says 'Yes, sir,'
       to him, in return. The straw hat then inquires of the brown hat,
       whether that coach in which he (the straw hat) then sits, is not a
       new one? To which the brown hat again makes answer, 'Yes, sir.'
       STRAW HAT. I thought so. Pretty loud smell of varnish, sir?
       BROWN HAT. Yes, sir.
       ALL THE OTHER INSIDE PASSENGERS. Yes, sir.
       BROWN HAT. (To the company in general.) Yes, sir.
       The conversational powers of the company having been by this time
       pretty heavily taxed, the straw hat opens the door and gets out;
       and all the rest alight also. We dine soon afterwards with the
       boarders in the house, and have nothing to drink but tea and
       coffee. As they are both very bad and the water is worse, I ask
       for brandy; but it is a Temperance Hotel, and spirits are not to be
       had for love or money. This preposterous forcing of unpleasant
       drinks down the reluctant throats of travellers is not at all
       uncommon in America, but I never discovered that the scruples of
       such wincing landlords induced them to preserve any unusually nice
       balance between the quality of their fare, and their scale of
       charges: on the contrary, I rather suspected them of diminishing
       the one and exalting the other, by way of recompense for the loss
       of their profit on the sale of spirituous liquors. After all,
       perhaps, the plainest course for persons of such tender
       consciences, would be, a total abstinence from tavern-keeping.
       Dinner over, we get into another vehicle which is ready at the door
       (for the coach has been changed in the interval), and resume our
       journey; which continues through the same kind of country until
       evening, when we come to the town where we are to stop for tea and
       supper; and having delivered the mail bags at the Post-office, ride
       through the usual wide street, lined with the usual stores and
       houses (the drapers always having hung up at their door, by way of
       sign, a piece of bright red cloth), to the hotel where this meal is
       prepared. There being many boarders here, we sit down, a large
       party, and a very melancholy one as usual. But there is a buxom
       hostess at the head of the table, and opposite, a simple Welsh
       schoolmaster with his wife and child; who came here, on a
       speculation of greater promise than performance, to teach the
       classics: and they are sufficient subjects of interest until the
       meal is over, and another coach is ready. In it we go on once
       more, lighted by a bright moon, until midnight; when we stop to
       change the coach again, and remain for half an hour or so in a
       miserable room, with a blurred lithograph of Washington over the
       smoky fire-place, and a mighty jug of cold water on the table: to
       which refreshment the moody passengers do so apply themselves that
       they would seem to be, one and all, keen patients of Dr. Sangrado.
       Among them is a very little boy, who chews tobacco like a very big
       one; and a droning gentleman, who talks arithmetically and
       statistically on all subjects, from poetry downwards; and who
       always speaks in the same key, with exactly the same emphasis, and
       with very grave deliberation. He came outside just now, and told
       me how that the uncle of a certain young lady who had been spirited
       away and married by a certain captain, lived in these parts; and
       how this uncle was so valiant and ferocious that he shouldn't
       wonder if he were to follow the said captain to England, 'and shoot
       him down in the street wherever he found him;' in the feasibility
       of which strong measure I, being for the moment rather prone to
       contradiction, from feeling half asleep and very tired, declined to
       acquiesce: assuring him that if the uncle did resort to it, or
       gratified any other little whim of the like nature, he would find
       himself one morning prematurely throttled at the Old Bailey: and
       that he would do well to make his will before he went, as he would
       certainly want it before he had been in Britain very long.
       On we go, all night, and by-and-by the day begins to break, and
       presently the first cheerful rays of the warm sun come slanting on
       us brightly. It sheds its light upon a miserable waste of sodden
       grass, and dull trees, and squalid huts, whose aspect is forlorn
       and grievous in the last degree. A very desert in the wood, whose
       growth of green is dank and noxious like that upon the top of
       standing water: where poisonous fungus grows in the rare footprint
       on the oozy ground, and sprouts like witches' coral, from the
       crevices in the cabin wall and floor; it is a hideous thing to lie
       upon the very threshold of a city. But it was purchased years ago,
       and as the owner cannot be discovered, the State has been unable to
       reclaim it. So there it remains, in the midst of cultivation and
       improvement, like ground accursed, and made obscene and rank by
       some great crime.
       We reached Columbus shortly before seven o'clock, and stayed there,
       to refresh, that day and night: having excellent apartments in a
       very large unfinished hotel called the Neill House, which were
       richly fitted with the polished wood of the black walnut, and
       opened on a handsome portico and stone verandah, like rooms in some
       Italian mansion. The town is clean and pretty, and of course is
       'going to be' much larger. It is the seat of the State legislature
       of Ohio, and lays claim, in consequence, to some consideration and
       importance.
       There being no stage-coach next day, upon the road we wished to
       take, I hired 'an extra,' at a reasonable charge to carry us to
       Tiffin; a small town from whence there is a railroad to Sandusky.
       This extra was an ordinary four-horse stage-coach, such as I have
       described, changing horses and drivers, as the stage-coach would,
       but was exclusively our own for the journey. To ensure our having
       horses at the proper stations, and being incommoded by no
       strangers, the proprietors sent an agent on the box, who was to
       accompany us the whole way through; and thus attended, and bearing
       with us, besides, a hamper full of savoury cold meats, and fruit,
       and wine, we started off again in high spirits, at half-past six
       o'clock next morning, very much delighted to be by ourselves, and
       disposed to enjoy even the roughest journey.
       It was well for us, that we were in this humour, for the road we
       went over that day, was certainly enough to have shaken tempers
       that were not resolutely at Set Fair, down to some inches below
       Stormy. At one time we were all flung together in a heap at the
       bottom of the coach, and at another we were crushing our heads
       against the roof. Now, one side was down deep in the mire, and we
       were holding on to the other. Now, the coach was lying on the
       tails of the two wheelers; and now it was rearing up in the air, in
       a frantic state, with all four horses standing on the top of an
       insurmountable eminence, looking coolly back at it, as though they
       would say 'Unharness us. It can't be done.' The drivers on these
       roads, who certainly get over the ground in a manner which is quite
       miraculous, so twist and turn the team about in forcing a passage,
       corkscrew fashion, through the bogs and swamps, that it was quite a
       common circumstance on looking out of the window, to see the
       coachman with the ends of a pair of reins in his hands, apparently
       driving nothing, or playing at horses, and the leaders staring at
       one unexpectedly from the back of the coach, as if they had some
       idea of getting up behind. A great portion of the way was over
       what is called a corduroy road, which is made by throwing trunks of
       trees into a marsh, and leaving them to settle there. The very
       slightest of the jolts with which the ponderous carriage fell from
       log to log, was enough, it seemed, to have dislocated all the bones
       in the human body. It would be impossible to experience a similar
       set of sensations, in any other circumstances, unless perhaps in
       attempting to go up to the top of St. Paul's in an omnibus. Never,
       never once, that day, was the coach in any position, attitude, or
       kind of motion to which we are accustomed in coaches. Never did it
       make the smallest approach to one's experience of the proceedings
       of any sort of vehicle that goes on wheels.
       Still, it was a fine day, and the temperature was delicious, and
       though we had left Summer behind us in the west, and were fast
       leaving Spring, we were moving towards Niagara and home. We
       alighted in a pleasant wood towards the middle of the day, dined on
       a fallen tree, and leaving our best fragments with a cottager, and
       our worst with the pigs (who swarm in this part of the country like
       grains of sand on the sea-shore, to the great comfort of our
       commissariat in Canada), we went forward again, gaily.
       As night came on, the track grew narrower and narrower, until at
       last it so lost itself among the trees, that the driver seemed to
       find his way by instinct. We had the comfort of knowing, at least,
       that there was no danger of his falling asleep, for every now and
       then a wheel would strike against an unseen stump with such a jerk,
       that he was fain to hold on pretty tight and pretty quick, to keep
       himself upon the box. Nor was there any reason to dread the least
       danger from furious driving, inasmuch as over that broken ground
       the horses had enough to do to walk; as to shying, there was no
       room for that; and a herd of wild elephants could not have run away
       in such a wood, with such a coach at their heels. So we stumbled
       along, quite satisfied.
       These stumps of trees are a curious feature in American travelling.
       The varying illusions they present to the unaccustomed eye as it
       grows dark, are quite astonishing in their number and reality.
       Now, there is a Grecian urn erected in the centre of a lonely
       field; now there is a woman weeping at a tomb; now a very
       commonplace old gentleman in a white waistcoat, with a thumb thrust
       into each arm-hole of his coat; now a student poring on a book; now
       a crouching negro; now, a horse, a dog, a cannon, an armed man; a
       hunch-back throwing off his cloak and stepping forth into the
       light. They were often as entertaining to me as so many glasses in
       a magic lantern, and never took their shapes at my bidding, but
       seemed to force themselves upon me, whether I would or no; and
       strange to say, I sometimes recognised in them counterparts of
       figures once familiar to me in pictures attached to childish books,
       forgotten long ago.
       It soon became too dark, however, even for this amusement, and the
       trees were so close together that their dry branches rattled
       against the coach on either side, and obliged us all to keep our
       heads within. It lightened too, for three whole hours; each flash
       being very bright, and blue, and long; and as the vivid streaks
       came darting in among the crowded branches, and the thunder rolled
       gloomily above the tree tops, one could scarcely help thinking that
       there were better neighbourhoods at such a time than thick woods
       afforded.
       At length, between ten and eleven o'clock at night, a few feeble
       lights appeared in the distance, and Upper Sandusky, an Indian
       village, where we were to stay till morning, lay before us.
       They were gone to bed at the log Inn, which was the only house of
       entertainment in the place, but soon answered to our knocking, and
       got some tea for us in a sort of kitchen or common room, tapestried
       with old newspapers, pasted against the wall. The bed-chamber to
       which my wife and I were shown, was a large, low, ghostly room;
       with a quantity of withered branches on the hearth, and two doors
       without any fastening, opposite to each other, both opening on the
       black night and wild country, and so contrived, that one of them
       always blew the other open: a novelty in domestic architecture,
       which I do not remember to have seen before, and which I was
       somewhat disconcerted to have forced on my attention after getting
       into bed, as I had a considerable sum in gold for our travelling
       expenses, in my dressing-case. Some of the luggage, however, piled
       against the panels, soon settled this difficulty, and my sleep
       would not have been very much affected that night, I believe,
       though it had failed to do so.
       My Boston friend climbed up to bed, somewhere in the roof, where
       another guest was already snoring hugely. But being bitten beyond
       his power of endurance, he turned out again, and fled for shelter
       to the coach, which was airing itself in front of the house. This
       was not a very politic step, as it turned out; for the pigs
       scenting him, and looking upon the coach as a kind of pie with some
       manner of meat inside, grunted round it so hideously, that he was
       afraid to come out again, and lay there shivering, till morning.
       Nor was it possible to warm him, when he did come out, by means of
       a glass of brandy: for in Indian villages, the legislature, with a
       very good and wise intention, forbids the sale of spirits by tavern
       keepers. The precaution, however, is quite inefficacious, for the
       Indians never fail to procure liquor of a worse kind, at a dearer
       price, from travelling pedlars.
       It is a settlement of the Wyandot Indians who inhabit this place.
       Among the company at breakfast was a mild old gentleman, who had
       been for many years employed by the United States Government in
       conducting negotiations with the Indians, and who had just
       concluded a treaty with these people by which they bound
       themselves, in consideration of a certain annual sum, to remove
       next year to some land provided for them, west of the Mississippi,
       and a little way beyond St. Louis. He gave me a moving account of
       their strong attachment to the familiar scenes of their infancy,
       and in particular to the burial-places of their kindred; and of
       their great reluctance to leave them. He had witnessed many such
       removals, and always with pain, though he knew that they departed
       for their own good. The question whether this tribe should go or
       stay, had been discussed among them a day or two before, in a hut
       erected for the purpose, the logs of which still lay upon the
       ground before the inn. When the speaking was done, the ayes and
       noes were ranged on opposite sides, and every male adult voted in
       his turn. The moment the result was known, the minority (a large
       one) cheerfully yielded to the rest, and withdrew all kind of
       opposition.
       We met some of these poor Indians afterwards, riding on shaggy
       ponies. They were so like the meaner sort of gipsies, that if I
       could have seen any of them in England, I should have concluded, as
       a matter of course, that they belonged to that wandering and
       restless people.
       Leaving this town directly after breakfast, we pushed forward
       again, over a rather worse road than yesterday, if possible, and
       arrived about noon at Tiffin, where we parted with the extra. At
       two o'clock we took the railroad; the travelling on which was very
       slow, its construction being indifferent, and the ground wet and
       marshy; and arrived at Sandusky in time to dine that evening. We
       put up at a comfortable little hotel on the brink of Lake Erie, lay
       there that night, and had no choice but to wait there next day,
       until a steamboat bound for Buffalo appeared. The town, which was
       sluggish and uninteresting enough, was something like the back of
       an English watering-place, out of the season.
       Our host, who was very attentive and anxious to make us
       comfortable, was a handsome middle-aged man, who had come to this
       town from New England, in which part of the country he was
       'raised.' When I say that he constantly walked in and out of the
       room with his hat on; and stopped to converse in the same free-and-
       easy state; and lay down on our sofa, and pulled his newspaper out
       of his pocket, and read it at his ease; I merely mention these
       traits as characteristic of the country: not at all as being
       matter of complaint, or as having been disagreeable to me. I
       should undoubtedly be offended by such proceedings at home, because
       there they are not the custom, and where they are not, they would
       be impertinencies; but in America, the only desire of a good-
       natured fellow of this kind, is to treat his guests hospitably and
       well; and I had no more right, and I can truly say no more
       disposition, to measure his conduct by our English rule and
       standard, than I had to quarrel with him for not being of the exact
       stature which would qualify him for admission into the Queen's
       grenadier guards. As little inclination had I to find fault with a
       funny old lady who was an upper domestic in this establishment, and
       who, when she came to wait upon us at any meal, sat herself down
       comfortably in the most convenient chair, and producing a large pin
       to pick her teeth with, remained performing that ceremony, and
       steadfastly regarding us meanwhile with much gravity and composure
       (now and then pressing us to eat a little more), until it was time
       to clear away. It was enough for us, that whatever we wished done
       was done with great civility and readiness, and a desire to oblige,
       not only here, but everywhere else; and that all our wants were, in
       general, zealously anticipated.
       We were taking an early dinner at this house, on the day after our
       arrival, which was Sunday, when a steamboat came in sight, and
       presently touched at the wharf. As she proved to be on her way to
       Buffalo, we hurried on board with all speed, and soon left Sandusky
       far behind us.
       She was a large vessel of five hundred tons, and handsomely fitted
       up, though with high-pressure engines; which always conveyed that
       kind of feeling to me, which I should be likely to experience, I
       think, if I had lodgings on the first-floor of a powder-mill. She
       was laden with flour, some casks of which commodity were stored
       upon the deck. The captain coming up to have a little
       conversation, and to introduce a friend, seated himself astride of
       one of these barrels, like a Bacchus of private life; and pulling a
       great clasp-knife out of his pocket, began to 'whittle' it as he
       talked, by paring thin slices off the edges. And he whittled with
       such industry and hearty good will, that but for his being called
       away very soon, it must have disappeared bodily, and left nothing
       in its place but grist and shavings.
       After calling at one or two flat places, with low dams stretching
       out into the lake, whereon were stumpy lighthouses, like windmills
       without sails, the whole looking like a Dutch vignette, we came at
       midnight to Cleveland, where we lay all night, and until nine
       o'clock next morning.
       I entertained quite a curiosity in reference to this place, from
       having seen at Sandusky a specimen of its literature in the shape
       of a newspaper, which was very strong indeed upon the subject of
       Lord Ashburton's recent arrival at Washington, to adjust the points
       in dispute between the United States Government and Great Britain:
       informing its readers that as America had 'whipped' England in her
       infancy, and whipped her again in her youth, so it was clearly
       necessary that she must whip her once again in her maturity; and
       pledging its credit to all True Americans, that if Mr. Webster did
       his duty in the approaching negotiations, and sent the English Lord
       home again in double quick time, they should, within two years,
       sing 'Yankee Doodle in Hyde Park, and Hail Columbia in the scarlet
       courts of Westminster!' I found it a pretty town, and had the
       satisfaction of beholding the outside of the office of the journal
       from which I have just quoted. I did not enjoy the delight of
       seeing the wit who indited the paragraph in question, but I have no
       doubt he is a prodigious man in his way, and held in high repute by
       a select circle.
       There was a gentleman on board, to whom, as I unintentionally
       learned through the thin partition which divided our state-room
       from the cabin in which he and his wife conversed together, I was
       unwittingly the occasion of very great uneasiness. I don't know
       why or wherefore, but I appeared to run in his mind perpetually,
       and to dissatisfy him very much. First of all I heard him say:
       and the most ludicrous part of the business was, that he said it in
       my very ear, and could not have communicated more directly with me,
       if he had leaned upon my shoulder, and whispered me: 'Boz is on
       board still, my dear.' After a considerable pause, he added,
       complainingly, 'Boz keeps himself very close;' which was true
       enough, for I was not very well, and was lying down, with a book.
       I thought he had done with me after this, but I was deceived; for a
       long interval having elapsed, during which I imagine him to have
       been turning restlessly from side to side, and trying to go to
       sleep; he broke out again, with 'I suppose THAT Boz will be writing
       a book by-and-by, and putting all our names in it!' at which
       imaginary consequence of being on board a boat with Boz, he
       groaned, and became silent.
       We called at the town of Erie, at eight o'clock that night, and lay
       there an hour. Between five and six next morning, we arrived at
       Buffalo, where we breakfasted; and being too near the Great Falls
       to wait patiently anywhere else, we set off by the train, the same
       morning at nine o'clock, to Niagara.
       It was a miserable day; chilly and raw; a damp mist falling; and
       the trees in that northern region quite bare and wintry. Whenever
       the train halted, I listened for the roar; and was constantly
       straining my eyes in the direction where I knew the Falls must be,
       from seeing the river rolling on towards them; every moment
       expecting to behold the spray. Within a few minutes of our
       stopping, not before, I saw two great white clouds rising up slowly
       and majestically from the depths of the earth. That was all. At
       length we alighted: and then for the first time, I heard the
       mighty rush of water, and felt the ground tremble underneath my
       feet.
       The bank is very steep, and was slippery with rain, and half-melted
       ice. I hardly know how I got down, but I was soon at the bottom,
       and climbing, with two English officers who were crossing and had
       joined me, over some broken rocks, deafened by the noise, half-
       blinded by the spray, and wet to the skin. We were at the foot of
       the American Fall. I could see an immense torrent of water tearing
       headlong down from some great height, but had no idea of shape, or
       situation, or anything but vague immensity.
       When we were seated in the little ferry-boat, and were crossing the
       swollen river immediately before both cataracts, I began to feel
       what it was: but I was in a manner stunned, and unable to
       comprehend the vastness of the scene. It was not until I came on
       Table Rock, and looked - Great Heaven, on what a fall of bright-
       green water! - that it came upon me in its full might and majesty.
       Then, when I felt how near to my Creator I was standing, the first
       effect, and the enduring one - instant and lasting - of the
       tremendous spectacle, was Peace. Peace of Mind, tranquillity, calm
       recollections of the Dead, great thoughts of Eternal Rest and
       Happiness: nothing of gloom or terror. Niagara was at once
       stamped upon my heart, an Image of Beauty; to remain there,
       changeless and indelible, until its pulses cease to beat, for ever.
       Oh, how the strife and trouble of daily life receded from my view,
       and lessened in the distance, during the ten memorable days we
       passed on that Enchanted Ground! What voices spoke from out the
       thundering water; what faces, faded from the earth, looked out upon
       me from its gleaming depths; what Heavenly promise glistened in
       those angels' tears, the drops of many hues, that showered around,
       and twined themselves about the gorgeous arches which the changing
       rainbows made!
       I never stirred in all that time from the Canadian side, whither I
       had gone at first. I never crossed the river again; for I knew
       there were people on the other shore, and in such a place it is
       natural to shun strange company. To wander to and fro all day, and
       see the cataracts from all points of view; to stand upon the edge
       of the great Horse-Shoe Fall, marking the hurried water gathering
       strength as it approached the verge, yet seeming, too, to pause
       before it shot into the gulf below; to gaze from the river's level
       up at the torrent as it came streaming down; to climb the
       neighbouring heights and watch it through the trees, and see the
       wreathing water in the rapids hurrying on to take its fearful
       plunge; to linger in the shadow of the solemn rocks three miles
       below; watching the river as, stirred by no visible cause, it
       heaved and eddied and awoke the echoes, being troubled yet, far
       down beneath the surface, by its giant leap; to have Niagara before
       me, lighted by the sun and by the moon, red in the day's decline,
       and grey as evening slowly fell upon it; to look upon it every day,
       and wake up in the night and hear its ceaseless voice: this was
       enough.
       I think in every quiet season now, still do those waters roll and
       leap, and roar and tumble, all day long; still are the rainbows
       spanning them, a hundred feet below. Still, when the sun is on
       them, do they shine and glow like molten gold. Still, when the day
       is gloomy, do they fall like snow, or seem to crumble away like the
       front of a great chalk cliff, or roll down the rock like dense
       white smoke. But always does the mighty stream appear to die as it
       comes down, and always from its unfathomable grave arises that
       tremendous ghost of spray and mist which is never laid: which has
       haunted this place with the same dread solemnity since Darkness
       brooded on the deep, and that first flood before the Deluge - Light
       - came rushing on Creation at the word of God.
       Content of CHAPTER XIV - RETURN TO CINCINNATI. A STAGE-COACH RIDE FROM THAT CITY TO COLUMBUS, AND THENCE TO SANDUSKY. SO, BY LAKE ERIE, TO THE FALLS OF NIAGARA [Charles Dickens' novel: American Notes]
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