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House to Let, A
Trottle's Report
Charles Dickens
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       _ The curious events related in these pages would, many of them, most
       likely never have happened, if a person named Trottle had not
       presumed, contrary to his usual custom, to think for himself.
       The subject on which the person in question had ventured, for the
       first time in his life, to form an opinion purely and entirely his
       own, was one which had already excited the interest of his respected
       mistress in a very extraordinary degree. Or, to put it in plainer
       terms still, the subject was no other than the mystery of the empty
       House.
       Feeling no sort of objection to set a success of his own, if
       possible, side by side with a failure of Mr. Jarber's, Trottle made
       up his mind, one Monday evening, to try what he could do, on his own
       account, towards clearing up the mystery of the empty House.
       Carefully dismissing from his mind all nonsensical notions of former
       tenants and their histories, and keeping the one point in view
       steadily before him, he started to reach it in the shortest way, by
       walking straight up to the House, and bringing himself face to face
       with the first person in it who opened the door to him.
       It was getting towards dark, on Monday evening, the thirteenth of
       the month, when Trottle first set foot on the steps of the House.
       When he knocked at the door, he knew nothing of the matter which he
       was about to investigate, except that the landlord was an elderly
       widower of good fortune, and that his name was Forley. A small
       beginning enough for a man to start from, certainly!
       On dropping the knocker, his first proceeding was to look down
       cautiously out of the corner of his right eye, for any results which
       might show themselves at the kitchen-window. There appeared at it
       immediately the figure of a woman, who looked up inquisitively at
       the stranger on the steps, left the window in a hurry, and came back
       to it with an open letter in her hand, which she held up to the
       fading light. After looking over the letter hastily for a moment or
       so, the woman disappeared once more.
       Trottle next heard footsteps shuffling and scraping along the bare
       hall of the house. On a sudden they ceased, and the sound of two
       voices--a shrill persuading voice and a gruff resisting voice--
       confusedly reached his ears. After a while, the voices left off
       speaking--a chain was undone, a bolt drawn back--the door opened--
       and Trottle stood face to face with two persons, a woman in advance,
       and a man behind her, leaning back flat against the wall.
       "Wish you good evening, sir," says the woman, in such a sudden way,
       and in such a cracked voice, that it was quite startling to hear
       her. "Chilly weather, ain't it, sir? Please to walk in. You come
       from good Mr. Forley, don't you, sir?"
       "Don't you, sir?" chimes in the man hoarsely, making a sort of gruff
       echo of himself, and chuckling after it, as if he thought he had
       made a joke.
       If Trottle had said, "No," the door would have been probably closed
       in his face. Therefore, he took circumstances as he found them, and
       boldly ran all the risk, whatever it might be, of saying, "Yes."
       "Quite right sir," says the woman. "Good Mr. Forley's letter told
       us his particular friend would be here to represent him, at dusk, on
       Monday the thirteenth--or, if not on Monday the thirteenth, then on
       Monday the twentieth, at the same time, without fail. And here you
       are on Monday the thirteenth, ain't you, sir? Mr. Forley's
       particular friend, and dressed all in black--quite right, sir!
       Please to step into the dining-room--it's always kep scoured and
       clean against Mr. Forley comes here--and I'll fetch a candle in half
       a minute. It gets so dark in the evenings, now, you hardly know
       where you are, do you, sir? And how is good Mr. Forley in his
       health? We trust he is better, Benjamin, don't we? We are so sorry
       not to see him as usual, Benjamin, ain't we? In half a minute, sir,
       if you don't mind waiting, I'll be back with the candle. Come
       along, Benjamin."
       "Come along, Benjamin," chimes in the echo, and chuckles again as if
       he thought he had made another joke.
       Left alone in the empty front-parlour, Trottle wondered what was
       coming next, as he heard the shuffling, scraping footsteps go slowly
       down the kitchen-stairs. The front-door had been carefully chained
       up and bolted behind him on his entrance; and there was not the
       least chance of his being able to open it to effect his escape,
       without betraying himself by making a noise.
       Not being of the Jarber sort, luckily for himself, he took his
       situation quietly, as he found it, and turned his time, while alone,
       to account, by summing up in his own mind the few particulars which
       he had discovered thus far. He had found out, first, that Mr.
       Forley was in the habit of visiting the house regularly. Second,
       that Mr. Forley being prevented by illness from seeing the people
       put in charge as usual, had appointed a friend to represent him; and
       had written to say so. Third, that the friend had a choice of two
       Mondays, at a particular time in the evening, for doing his errand;
       and that Trottle had accidentally hit on this time, and on the first
       of the Mondays, for beginning his own investigations. Fourth, that
       the similarity between Trottle's black dress, as servant out of
       livery, and the dress of the messenger (whoever he might be), had
       helped the error by which Trottle was profiting. So far, so good.
       But what was the messenger's errand? and what chance was there that
       he might not come up and knock at the door himself, from minute to
       minute, on that very evening?
       While Trottle was turning over this last consideration in his mind,
       he heard the shuffling footsteps come up the stairs again, with a
       flash of candle-light going before them. He waited for the woman's
       coming in with some little anxiety; for the twilight had been too
       dim on his getting into the house to allow him to see either her
       face or the man's face at all clearly.
       The woman came in first, with the man she called Benjamin at her
       heels, and set the candle on the mantel-piece. Trottle takes leave
       to describe her as an offensively-cheerful old woman, awfully lean
       and wiry, and sharp all over, at eyes, nose, and chin--devilishly
       brisk, smiling, and restless, with a dirty false front and a dirty
       black cap, and short fidgetty arms, and long hooked finger-nails--an
       unnaturally lusty old woman, who walked with a spring in her wicked
       old feet, and spoke with a smirk on her wicked old face--the sort of
       old woman (as Trottle thinks) who ought to have lived in the dark
       ages, and been ducked in a horse-pond, instead of flourishing in the
       nineteenth century, and taking charge of a Christian house.
       "You'll please to excuse my son, Benjamin, won't you, sir?" says
       this witch without a broomstick, pointing to the man behind her,
       propped against the bare wall of the dining-room, exactly as he had
       been propped against the bare wall of the passage. "He's got his
       inside dreadful bad again, has my son Benjamin. And he won't go to
       bed, and he will follow me about the house, up-stairs and
       downstairs, and in my lady's chamber, as the song says, you know.
       It's his indisgestion, poor dear, that sours his temper and makes
       him so agravating--and indisgestion is a wearing thing to the best
       of us, ain't it, sir?"
       "Ain't it, sir?" chimes in agravating Benjamin, winking at the
       candle-light like an owl at the sunshine.
       Trottle examined the man curiously, while his horrid old mother was
       speaking of him. He found "My son Benjamin" to be little and lean,
       and buttoned-up slovenly in a frowsy old great-coat that fell down
       to his ragged carpet-slippers. His eyes were very watery, his
       cheeks very pale, and his lips very red. His breathing was so
       uncommonly loud, that it sounded almost like a snore. His head
       rolled helplessly in the monstrous big collar of his great-coat; and
       his limp, lazy hands pottered about the wall on either side of him,
       as if they were groping for a imaginary bottle. In plain English,
       the complaint of "My son Benjamin" was drunkenness, of the stupid,
       pig-headed, sottish kind. Drawing this conclusion easily enough,
       after a moment's observation of the man, Trottle found himself,
       nevertheless, keeping his eyes fixed much longer than was necessary
       on the ugly drunken face rolling about in the monstrous big coat
       collar, and looking at it with a curiosity that he could hardly
       account for at first. Was there something familiar to him in the
       man's features? He turned away from them for an instant, and then
       turned back to him again. After that second look, the notion forced
       itself into his mind, that he had certainly seen a face somewhere,
       of which that sot's face appeared like a kind of slovenly copy.
       "Where?" thinks he to himself, "where did I last see the man whom
       this agravating Benjamin, here, so very strongly reminds me of?"
       It was no time, just then--with the cheerful old woman's eye
       searching him all over, and the cheerful old woman's tongue talking
       at him, nineteen to the dozen--for Trottle to be ransacking his
       memory for small matters that had got into wrong corners of it. He
       put by in his mind that very curious circumstance respecting
       Benjamin's face, to be taken up again when a fit opportunity offered
       itself; and kept his wits about him in prime order for present
       necessities.
       "You wouldn't like to go down into the kitchen, would you?" says the
       witch without the broomstick, as familiar as if she had been
       Trottle's mother, instead of Benjamin's. "There's a bit of fire in
       the grate, and the sink in the back kitchen don't smell to matter
       much to-day, and it's uncommon chilly up here when a person's flesh
       don't hardly cover a person's bones. But you don't look cold, sir,
       do you? And then, why, Lord bless my soul, our little bit of
       business is so very, very little, it's hardly worth while to go
       downstairs about it, after all. Quite a game at business, ain't it,
       sir? Give-and-take that's what I call it--give-and-take!"
       With that, her wicked old eyes settled hungrily on the region round
       about Trottle's waistcoat-pocket, and she began to chuckle like her
       son, holding out one of her skinny hands, and tapping cheerfully in
       the palm with the knuckles of the other. Agravating Benjamin,
       seeing what she was about, roused up a little, chuckled and tapped
       in imitation of her, got an idea of his own into his muddled head
       all of a sudden, and bolted it out charitably for the benefit of
       Trottle.
       "I say!" says Benjamin, settling himself against the wall and
       nodding his head viciously at his cheerful old mother. "I say!
       Look out. She'll skin you!"
       Assisted by these signs and warnings, Trottle found no difficulty in
       understanding that the business referred to was the giving and
       taking of money, and that he was expected to be the giver. It was
       at this stage of the proceedings that he first felt decidedly
       uncomfortable, and more than half inclined to wish he was on the
       street-side of the house-door again.
       He was still cudgelling his brains for an excuse to save his pocket,
       when the silence was suddenly interrupted by a sound in the upper
       part of the house.
       It was not at all loud--it was a quiet, still, scraping sound--so
       faint that it could hardly have reached the quickest ears, except in
       an empty house.
       "Do you hear that, Benjamin?" says the old woman. "He's at it
       again, even in the dark, ain't he? P'raps you'd like to see him,
       sir!" says she, turning on Trottle, and poking her grinning face
       close to him. "Only name it; only say if you'd like to see him
       before we do our little bit of business--and I'll show good Forley's
       friend up-stairs, just as if he was good Mr. Forley himself. MY
       legs are all right, whatever Benjamin's may be. I get younger and
       younger, and stronger and stronger, and jollier and jollier, every
       day--that's what I do! Don't mind the stairs on my account, sir, if
       you'd like to see him."
       "Him?" Trottle wondered whether "him" meant a man, or a boy, or a
       domestic animal of the male species. Whatever it meant, here was a
       chance of putting off that uncomfortable give-and-take-business,
       and, better still, a chance perhaps of finding out one of the
       secrets of the mysterious House. Trottle's spirits began to rise
       again and he said "Yes," directly, with the confidence of a man who
       knew all about it.
       Benjamin's mother took the candle at once, and lighted Trottle
       briskly to the stairs; and Benjamin himself tried to follow as
       usual. But getting up several flights of stairs, even helped by the
       bannisters, was more, with his particular complaint, than he seemed
       to feel himself inclined to venture on. He sat down obstinately on
       the lowest step, with his head against the wall, and the tails of
       his big great-coat spreading out magnificently on the stairs behind
       him and above him, like a dirty imitation of a court lady's train.
       "Don't sit there, dear," says his affectionate mother, stopping to
       snuff the candle on the first landing.
       "I shall sit here," says Benjamin, agravating to the last, "till the
       milk comes in the morning."
       The cheerful old woman went on nimbly up the stairs to the first
       floor, and Trottle followed, with his eyes and ears wide open. He
       had seen nothing out of the common in the front-parlour, or up the
       staircase, so far. The House was dirty and dreary and close-
       smelling--but there was nothing about it to excite the least
       curiosity, except the faint scraping sound, which was now beginning
       to get a little clearer--though still not at all loud--as Trottle
       followed his leader up the stairs to the second floor.
       Nothing on the second-floor landing, but cobwebs above and bits of
       broken plaster below, cracked off from the ceiling. Benjamin's
       mother was not a bit out of breath, and looked all ready to go to
       the top of the monument if necessary. The faint scraping sound had
       got a little clearer still; but Trottle was no nearer to guessing
       what it might be, than when he first heard it in the parlour
       downstairs.
       On the third, and last, floor, there were two doors; one, which was
       shut, leading into the front garret; and one, which was ajar,
       leading into the back garret. There was a loft in the ceiling above
       the landing; but the cobwebs all over it vouched sufficiently for
       its not having been opened for some little time. The scraping
       noise, plainer than ever here, sounded on the other side of the back
       garret door; and, to Trottle's great relief, that was precisely the
       door which the cheerful old woman now pushed open.
       Trottle followed her in; and, for once in his life, at any rate, was
       struck dumb with amazement, at the sight which the inside of the
       room revealed to him.
       The garret was absolutely empty of everything in the shape of
       furniture. It must have been used at one time or other, by somebody
       engaged in a profession or a trade which required for the practice
       of it a great deal of light; for the one window in the room, which
       looked out on a wide open space at the back of the house, was three
       or four times as large, every way, as a garret-window usually is.
       Close under this window, kneeling on the bare boards with his face
       to the door, there appeared, of all the creatures in the world to
       see alone at such a place and at such a time, a mere mite of a
       child--a little, lonely, wizen, strangely-clad boy, who could not at
       the most, have been more than five years old. He had a greasy old
       blue shawl crossed over his breast, and rolled up, to keep the ends
       from the ground, into a great big lump on his back. A strip of
       something which looked like the remains of a woman's flannel
       petticoat, showed itself under the shawl, and, below that again, a
       pair of rusty black stockings, worlds too large for him, covered his
       legs and his shoeless feet. A pair of old clumsy muffetees, which
       had worked themselves up on his little frail red arms to the elbows,
       and a big cotton nightcap that had dropped down to his very
       eyebrows, finished off the strange dress which the poor little man
       seemed not half big enough to fill out, and not near strong enough
       to walk about in.
       But there was something to see even more extraordinary than the
       clothes the child was swaddled up in, and that was the game which he
       was playing at, all by himself; and which, moreover, explained in
       the most unexpected manner the faint scraping noise that had found
       its way down-stairs, through the half-opened door, in the silence of
       the empty house.
       It has been mentioned that the child was on his knees in the garret,
       when Trottle first saw him. He was not saying his prayers, and not
       crouching down in terror at being alone in the dark. He was, odd
       and unaccountable as it may appear, doing nothing more or less than
       playing at a charwoman's or housemaid's business of scouring the
       floor. Both his little hands had tight hold of a mangy old
       blacking-brush, with hardly any bristles left in it, which he was
       rubbing backwards and forwards on the boards, as gravely and
       steadily as if he had been at scouring-work for years, and had got a
       large family to keep by it. The coming-in of Trottle and the old
       woman did not startle or disturb him in the least. He just looked
       up for a minute at the candle, with a pair of very bright, sharp
       eyes, and then went on with his work again, as if nothing had
       happened. On one side of him was a battered pint saucepan without a
       handle, which was his make-believe pail; and on the other a morsel
       of slate-coloured cotton rag, which stood for his flannel to wipe up
       with. After scrubbing bravely for a minute or two, he took the bit
       of rag, and mopped up, and then squeezed make-believe water out into
       his make-believe pail, as grave as any judge that ever sat on a
       Bench. By the time he thought he had got the floor pretty dry, he
       raised himself upright on his knees, and blew out a good long
       breath, and set his little red arms akimbo, and nodded at Trottle.
       "There!" says the child, knitting his little downy eyebrows into a
       frown. "Drat the dirt! I've cleaned up. Where's my beer?"
       Benjamin's mother chuckled till Trottle thought she would have
       choked herself.
       "Lord ha' mercy on us!" says she, "just hear the imp. You would
       never think he was only five years old, would you, sir? Please to
       tell good Mr. Forley you saw him going on as nicely as ever, playing
       at being me scouring the parlour floor, and calling for my beer
       afterwards. That's his regular game, morning, noon, and night--he's
       never tired of it. Only look how snug we've been and dressed him.
       That's my shawl a keepin his precious little body warm, and
       Benjamin's nightcap a keepin his precious little head warm, and
       Benjamin's stockings, drawed over his trowsers, a keepin his
       precious little legs warm. He's snug and happy if ever a imp was
       yet. 'Where's my beer!'--say it again, little dear, say it again!"
       If Trottle had seen the boy, with a light and a fire in the room,
       clothed like other children, and playing naturally with a top, or a
       box of soldiers, or a bouncing big India-rubber ball, he might have
       been as cheerful under the circumstances as Benjamin's mother
       herself. But seeing the child reduced (as he could not help
       suspecting) for want of proper toys and proper child's company, to
       take up with the mocking of an old woman at her scouring-work, for
       something to stand in the place of a game, Trottle, though not a
       family man, nevertheless felt the sight before him to be, in its
       way, one of the saddest and the most pitiable that he had ever
       witnessed.
       "Why, my man," says he, "you're the boldest little chap in all
       England. You don't seem a bit afraid of being up here all by
       yourself in the dark."
       "The big winder," says the child, pointing up to it, "sees in the
       dark; and I see with the big winder." He stops a bit, and gets up
       on his legs, and looks hard at Benjamin's mother. "I'm a good 'un,"
       says he, "ain't I? I save candle."
       Trottle wondered what else the forlorn little creature had been
       brought up to do without, besides candle-light; and risked putting a
       question as to whether he ever got a run in the open air to cheer
       him up a bit. O, yes, he had a run now and then, out of doors (to
       say nothing of his runs about the house), the lively little cricket-
       -a run according to good Mr. Forley's instructions, which were
       followed out carefully, as good Mr. Forley's friend would be glad to
       hear, to the very letter.
       As Trottle could only have made one reply to this, namely, that good
       Mr. Forley's instructions were, in his opinion, the instructions of
       an infernal scamp; and as he felt that such an answer would
       naturally prove the death-blow to all further discoveries on his
       part, he gulped down his feelings before they got too many for him,
       and held his tongue, and looked round towards the window again to
       see what the forlorn little boy was going to amuse himself with
       next.
       The child had gathered up his blacking-brush and bit of rag, and had
       put them into the old tin saucepan; and was now working his way, as
       well as his clothes would let him, with his make-believe pail hugged
       up in his arms, towards a door of communication which led from the
       back to the front garret.
       "I say," says he, looking round sharply over his shoulder, "what are
       you two stopping here for? I'm going to bed now--and so I tell
       you!"
       With that, he opened the door, and walked into the front room.
       Seeing Trottle take a step or two to follow him, Benjamin's mother
       opened her wicked old eyes in a state of great astonishment.
       "Mercy on us!" says she, "haven't you seen enough of him yet?"
       "No," says Trottle. "I should like to see him go to bed."
       Benjamin's mother burst into such a fit of chuckling that the loose
       extinguisher in the candlestick clattered again with the shaking of
       her hand. To think of good Mr. Forley's friend taking ten times
       more trouble about the imp than good Mr. Forley himself! Such a
       joke as that, Benjamin's mother had not often met with in the course
       of her life, and she begged to be excused if she took the liberty of
       having a laugh at it.
       Leaving her to laugh as much as she pleased, and coming to a pretty
       positive conclusion, after what he had just heard, that Mr. Forley's
       interest in the child was not of the fondest possible kind, Trottle
       walked into the front room, and Benjamin's mother, enjoying herself
       immensely, followed with the candle.
       There were two pieces of furniture in the front garret. One, an old
       stool of the sort that is used to stand a cask of beer on; and the
       other a great big ricketty straddling old truckle bedstead. In the
       middle of this bedstead, surrounded by a dim brown waste of sacking,
       was a kind of little island of poor bedding--an old bolster, with
       nearly all the feathers out of it, doubled in three for a pillow; a
       mere shred of patchwork counter-pane, and a blanket; and under that,
       and peeping out a little on either side beyond the loose clothes,
       two faded chair cushions of horsehair, laid along together for a
       sort of makeshift mattress. When Trottle got into the room, the
       lonely little boy had scrambled up on the bedstead with the help of
       the beer-stool, and was kneeling on the outer rim of sacking with
       the shred of counterpane in his hands, just making ready to tuck it
       in for himself under the chair cushions.
       "I'll tuck you up, my man," says Trottle. "Jump into bed, and let
       me try."
       "I mean to tuck myself up," says the poor forlorn child, "and I
       don't mean to jump. I mean to crawl, I do--and so I tell you!"
       With that, he set to work, tucking in the clothes tight all down the
       sides of the cushions, but leaving them open at the foot. Then,
       getting up on his knees, and looking hard at Trottle as much as to
       say, "What do you mean by offering to help such a handy little chap
       as me?" he began to untie the big shawl for himself, and did it,
       too, in less than half a minute. Then, doubling the shawl up loose
       over the foot of the bed, he says, "I say, look here," and ducks
       under the clothes, head first, worming his way up and up softly,
       under the blanket and counterpane, till Trottle saw the top of the
       large nightcap slowly peep out on the bolster. This over-sized
       head-gear of the child's had so shoved itself down in the course of
       his journey to the pillow, under the clothes, that when he got his
       face fairly out on the bolster, he was all nightcap down to his
       mouth. He soon freed himself, however, from this slight encumbrance
       by turning the ends of the cap up gravely to their old place over
       his eyebrows--looked at Trottle--said, "Snug, ain't it? Good-bye!"-
       -popped his face under the clothes again--and left nothing to be
       seen of him but the empty peak of the big nightcap standing up
       sturdily on end in the middle of the bolster.
       "What a young limb it is, ain't it?" says Benjamin's mother, giving
       Trottle a cheerful dig with her elbow. "Come on! you won't see no
       more of him to-night!"
       "And so I tell you!" sings out a shrill, little voice under the
       bedclothes, chiming in with a playful finish to the old woman's last
       words.
       If Trottle had not been, by this time, positively resolved to follow
       the wicked secret which accident had mixed him up with, through all
       its turnings and windings, right on to the end, he would have
       probably snatched the boy up then and there, and carried him off
       from his garret prison, bed-clothes and all. As it was, he put a
       strong check on himself, kept his eye on future possibilities, and
       allowed Benjamin's mother to lead him down-stairs again.
       "Mind them top bannisters," says she, as Trottle laid his hand on
       them. "They are as rotten as medlars every one of 'em."
       "When people come to see the premises," says Trottle, trying to feel
       his way a little farther into the mystery of the House, "you don't
       bring many of them up here, do you?"
       "Bless your heart alive!" says she, "nobody ever comes now. The
       outside of the house is quite enough to warn them off. Mores the
       pity, as I say. It used to keep me in spirits, staggering 'em all,
       one after another, with the frightful high rent--specially the
       women, drat 'em. 'What's the rent of this house?'--'Hundred and
       twenty pound a-year!'--'Hundred and twenty? why, there ain't a house
       in the street as lets for more than eighty!'--Likely enough, ma'am;
       other landlords may lower their rents if they please; but this here
       landlord sticks to his rights, and means to have as much for his
       house as his father had before him!'--'But the neighbourhood's gone
       off since then!'--'Hundred and twenty pound, ma'am.'--'The landlord
       must be mad!'--'Hundred and twenty pound, ma'am.'--'Open the door
       you impertinent woman!' Lord! what a happiness it was to see 'em
       bounce out, with that awful rent a-ringing in their ears all down
       the street!"
       She stopped on the second-floor landing to treat herself to another
       chuckle, while Trottle privately posted up in his memory what he had
       just heard. "Two points made out," he thought to himself: "the
       house is kept empty on purpose, and the way it's done is to ask a
       rent that nobody will pay."
       "Ah, deary me!" says Benjamin's mother, changing the subject on a
       sudden, and twisting back with a horrid, greedy quickness to those
       awkward money-matters which she had broached down in the parlour.
       "What we've done, one way and another for Mr. Forley, it isn't in
       words to tell! That nice little bit of business of ours ought to be
       a bigger bit of business, considering the trouble we take, Benjamin
       and me, to make the imp upstairs as happy as the day is long. If
       good Mr. Forley would only please to think a little more of what a
       deal he owes to Benjamin and me--"
       "That's just it," says Trottle, catching her up short in
       desperation, and seeing his way, by the help of those last words of
       hers, to slipping cleverly through her fingers. "What should you
       say, if I told you that Mr. Forley was nothing like so far from
       thinking about that little matter as you fancy? You would be
       disappointed, now, if I told you that I had come to-day without the
       money?"--(her lank old jaw fell, and her villainous old eyes glared,
       in a perfect state of panic, at that!)--"But what should you say, if
       I told you that Mr. Forley was only waiting for my report, to send
       me here next Monday, at dusk, with a bigger bit of business for us
       two to do together than ever you think for? What should you say to
       that?"
       The old wretch came so near to Trottle, before she answered, and
       jammed him up confidentially so close into the corner of the
       landing, that his throat, in a manner, rose at her.
       "Can you count it off, do you think, on more than that?" says she,
       holding up her four skinny fingers and her long crooked thumb, all
       of a tremble, right before his face.
       "What do you say to two hands, instead of one?" says he, pushing
       past her, and getting down-stairs as fast as he could.
       What she said Trottle thinks it best not to report, seeing that the
       old hypocrite, getting next door to light-headed at the golden
       prospect before her, took such liberties with unearthly names and
       persons which ought never to have approached her lips, and rained
       down such an awful shower of blessings on Trottle's head, that his
       hair almost stood on end to hear her. He went on down-stairs as
       fast as his feet would carry him, till he was brought up all
       standing, as the sailors say, on the last flight, by agravating
       Benjamin, lying right across the stair, and fallen off, as might
       have been expected, into a heavy drunken sleep.
       The sight of him instantly reminded Trottle of the curious half
       likeness which he had already detected between the face of Benjamin
       and the face of another man, whom he had seen at a past time in very
       different circumstances. He determined, before leaving the House,
       to have one more look at the wretched muddled creature; and
       accordingly shook him up smartly, and propped him against the
       staircase wall, before his mother could interfere.
       "Leave him to me; I'll freshen him up," says Trottle to the old
       woman, looking hard in Benjamin's face, while he spoke.
       The fright and surprise of being suddenly woke up, seemed, for about
       a quarter of a minute, to sober the creature. When he first opened
       his eyes, there was a new look in them for a moment, which struck
       home to Trottle's memory as quick and as clear as a flash of light.
       The old maudlin sleepy expression came back again in another
       instant, and blurred out all further signs and tokens of the past.
       But Trottle had seen enough in the moment before it came; and he
       troubled Benjamin's face with no more inquiries.
       "Next Monday, at dusk," says he, cutting short some more of the old
       woman's palaver about Benjamin's indisgestion. "I've got no more
       time to spare, ma'am, to-night: please to let me out."
       With a few last blessings, a few last dutiful messages to good Mr.
       Forley, and a few last friendly hints not to forget next Monday at
       dusk, Trottle contrived to struggle through the sickening business
       of leave-taking; to get the door opened; and to find himself, to his
       own indescribable relief, once more on the outer side of the House
       To Let. _