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CHAPTER VII - A CLUE
P G Wodehouse
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       CHAPTER VII - A CLUE
       The guard-tent had disappeared.
       Private Jones' bewildered eye, rolling in a fine frenzy from heaven to
       earth, and from earth to heaven, in search of the missing edifice,
       found it at last in a tangled heap upon the ground. It was too dark to
       see anything distinctly, but he perceived that the canvas was rising
       and falling spasmodically like a stage sea, and for a similar
       reason--because there were human beings imprisoned beneath it.
       By this time the whole camp was up and doing. Figures in
       _deshabille_, dashing the last vestiges of sleep away with their
       knuckles, trooped on to the scene in twos and threes, full of inquiry
       and trenchant sarcasm.
       "What are you men playing at? What's all the row about? Can't you
       finish that game of footer some other time, when we aren't trying to
       get to sleep? What on earth's up?"
       Then the voice of one having authority.
       "What's the matter? What are you doing?"
       It was perfectly obvious what the guard was doing. It was trying to
       get out from underneath the fallen tent. Private Jones explained this
       with some warmth.
       "Somebody jumped at me and sat on my head in the ditch. I couldn't get
       up. And then some blackguard cut the ropes of the guard-tent. I
       couldn't see who it was. He cut off directly the tent went down."
       Private Jones further expressed a wish that he could find the chap.
       When he did, there would, he hinted, be trouble in the old homestead.
       The tent was beginning to disgorge its prisoners.
       "Guard, turn out!" said a facetious voice from the darkness.
       The camp was divided into two schools of thought. Those who were
       watching the guard struggle out thought the episode funny. The guard
       did not. It was pathetic to hear them on the subject of their
       mysterious assailants. Matters quieted down rapidly after the tent had
       been set up again. The spectators were driven back to their lines by
       their officers. The guard turned in again to try and restore their
       shattered nerves with sleep until their time for sentry-go came round.
       Private Jones picked up his rifle and resumed his beat. The affair was
       at an end as far as that night was concerned.
       Next morning, as might be expected, nothing else was talked about.
       Conversation at breakfast was confined to the topic. No halfpenny
       paper, however many times its circulation might exceed that of any
       penny morning paper, ever propounded so fascinating and puzzling a
       breakfast-table problem. It was the utter impossibility of detecting
       the culprits that appealed to the schools. They had swooped down like
       hawks out of the night, and disappeared like eels into mud, leaving no
       traces.
       Jimmy Silver, of course, had no doubts.
       "It was those Kay's men," he said. "What does it matter about
       evidence? You've only got to look at 'em. That's all the evidence you
       want. The only thing that makes it at all puzzling is that they did
       nothing worse. You'd naturally expect them to slay the sentry, at any
       rate."
       But the rest of the camp, lacking that intimate knowledge of the
       Kayite which he possessed, did not turn the eye of suspicion towards
       the Eckleton lines. The affair remained a mystery. Kennedy, who never
       gave up a problem when everybody else did, continued to revolve the
       mystery in his mind.
       "I shouldn't wonder," he said to Silver, two days later, "if you were
       right."
       Silver, who had not made any remark for the last five minutes, with
       the exception of abusive comments on the toughness of the meat which
       he was trying to carve with a blunt knife for the tent, asked for an
       explanation. "I mean about that row the other night."
       "What row?"
       "That guard-tent business."
       "Oh, that! I'd forgotten. Why don't you move with the times? You're
       always thinking of something that's been dead and buried for years."
       "You remember you said you thought it was those Kay's chaps who did
       it. I've been thinking it over, and I believe you're right. You see,
       it was probably somebody who'd been to camp before, or he wouldn't
       have known that dodge of loosing the ropes."
       "I don't see why. Seems to me it's the sort of idea that might have
       occurred to anybody. You don't want to study the thing particularly
       deeply to know that the best way of making a tent collapse is to loose
       the ropes. Of course it was Kay's lot who did it. But I don't see how
       you're going to have them simply because one or two of them have been
       here before."
       "No, I suppose not," said Kennedy.
       After tea the other occupants of the tent went out of the lines to
       play stump-cricket. Silver was in the middle of a story in one of the
       magazines, so did not accompany them. Kennedy cried off on the plea of
       slackness.
       "I say," he said, when they were alone.
       "Hullo," said Silver, finishing his story, and putting down the
       magazine. "What do you say to going after those chaps? I thought that
       story was going to be a long one that would take half an hour to get
       through. But it collapsed. Like that guard-tent."
       "About that tent business," said Kennedy. "Of course that was all rot
       what I was saying just now. I suddenly remembered that I didn't
       particularly want anybody but you to hear what I was going to say, so
       I had to invent any rot that I could think of."
       "But now," said Jimmy Silver, sinking his voice to a melodramatic
       whisper, "the villagers have left us to continue their revels on the
       green, our wicked uncle has gone to London, his sinister retainer,
       Jasper Murgleshaw, is washing his hands in the scullery sink,
       and--_we are alone!_"
       "Don't be an ass," pleaded Kennedy.
       "Tell me your dreadful tale. Conceal nothing. Spare me not. In fact,
       say on."
       "I've had a talk with the chap who was sentry that night," began
       Kennedy.
       "Astounding revelations by our special correspondent," murmured
       Silver.
       "You might listen."
       "I _am_ listening. Why don't you begin? All this hesitation
       strikes me as suspicious. Get on with your shady story."
       "You remember the sentry was upset--"
       "Very upset."
       "Somebody collared him from behind, and upset him into the ditch. They
       went in together, and the other man sat on his head."
       "A touching picture. Proceed, friend."
       "They rolled about a bit, and this sentry chap swears he scratched the
       man. It was just after that that the man sat on his head. Jones says
       he was a big chap, strong and heavy."
       "He was in a position to judge, anyhow."
       "Of course, he didn't mean to scratch him. He was rather keen on
       having that understood. But his fingers came up against the fellow's
       cheek as he was falling. So you see we've only got to look for a man
       with a scratch on his cheek. It was the right cheek, Jones was almost
       certain. I don't see what you're laughing at."
       "I wish you wouldn't spring these good things of yours on me
       suddenly," gurgled Jimmy Silver, rolling about the wooden floor of the
       tent. "You ought to give a chap some warning. Look here," he added,
       imperatively, "swear you'll take me with you when you go on your tour
       through camp examining everybody's right cheek to see if it's got a
       scratch on it."
       Kennedy began to feel the glow and pride of the successful
       sleuth-hound leaking out of him. This aspect of the case had not
       occurred to him. The fact that the sentry had scratched his
       assailant's right cheek, added to the other indubitable fact that
       Walton, of Kay's, was even now walking abroad with a scratch on his
       right cheek, had seemed to him conclusive. He had forgotten that there
       might be others. Still, it was worth while just to question him. He
       questioned him at Cove Reservoir next day.
       "Hullo, Walton," he said, with a friendly carelessness which would not
       have deceived a prattling infant, "nasty scratch you've got on your
       cheek. How did you get it?"
       "Perry did it when we were ragging a few days ago," replied Walton,
       eyeing him distrustfully.
       "Oh," said Kennedy.
       "Silly fool," said Walton.
       "Talking about me?" inquired Kennedy politely.
       "No," replied Walton, with the suavity of a Chesterfield, "Perry."
       They parted, Kennedy with the idea that Walton was his man still more
       deeply rooted, Walton with an uncomfortable feeling that Kennedy knew
       too much, and that, though he had undoubtedly scored off him for the
       moment, a time (as Jimmy Silver was fond of observing with a satanic
       laugh) would come, and then--!
       He felt that it behoved him to be wary.
       Content of CHAPTER VII - A CLUE [P G Wodehouse's novel: Head of Kay's]
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