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The Landloper: The Romance Of A Man On Foot
Chapter 6. A Man On Foot And A Man In His Chariot
Holman Day
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       _ CHAPTER VI. A MAN ON FOOT AND A MAN IN HIS CHARIOT
       A blatant orator, haranguing passionately, attracted two new auditors.
       A tall young man sauntered to the edge of the little group in the square and listened with a smile which indicated cynical half-interest.
       An automobile halted on the opposite side of the group. A big man sat alone in the tonneau.
       He began to scowl as he listened.
       The young man continued to smile.
       The big man was plainly a personality. He was cool and crisp in summer flannels--as immaculate as the accoutrements of his car.
       In face and physique the young man was plainly not of that herd near which he stood.
       His glance crossed that of the man in the car; he met the scowl with his smile.
       Like a kiln open to the hot glare from a brassy sky or an oven where the July caloric blazed like a blast from the open mouth of a retort--such that day seemed Moosac Square in the heart of the cotton-mill city. High buildings closed in its treeless, ill-paved, dirty area. The air, made blistering by the torch of the sun, beat back and forth between the buildings in shimmering waves.
       In the center of the square the blatant orator balanced himself on a stone trough which was arid and dust-choked. He harangued the group of unkempt men; sweating, blinking, apathetic men; slouchy men; men who were ticketed in attire and demeanor with all the squalid marks of idlers, vagrants, and the unemployed.
       The man on the trough was of the ilk of the men who surrounded him. His face was flaming with the heat and with his vocal efforts. Perspiration streamed into his eyes, his voice was hoarse with shouting, but he had the natural eloquence of the demagogue. He was delivering the creed of the propaganda of rebellious poverty, the complaints of the dissatisfied, the demands of the idle agitators. He spiked his diatribe with threats flavored by anarchy. He pointed to policemen who had taken refuge in strips of shade which had been cast grudgingly by the high buildings. He reminded his hearers that those policemen had just driven them out of the tree-shaded parks. There the selfish rich folks were loafing under the trees. Poor folks were herded down the street and were forced to hold this meeting in that Gehenna, so he averred.
       The man in the automobile muttered impatient words. Then he shouted, breaking in on the impassioned anathema which the orator addressed to the rich: "Stop lying to these men--stirring them up. The parks are for the people. You can go there--all you men can go there--if you'll go without making a disturbance."
       "If men in these days open their mouths to speak for their human rights it's a disturbance," retorted the demagogue. "If we go up to the park and sit there and tremble like rabbits you rich men will let us stay there--perhaps! But we don't have as many rights there as the rabbits, for the rabbits are allowed to step on the grass."
       "You've got to obey the law like other citizens--you will not be allowed to disturb decent and respectable people. You and men like you must stop putting foolish notions in the heads of loafers in this city."
       "Then put something into our mouths--give us food. Why are we loafers?"
       "Because you won't go to work. I'll give every able-bodied man here all the work he wants. Apply at the office of the Consolidated Water Company--now."
       "What's the work?" inquired a man in the crowd.
       "Digging trenches for water-pipes. How many men want that work? Hold up hands."
       "It ain't work for human beings in this weather," snarled the man who had inquired. No hands were raised.
       "That's your style!" blazed the big man. The policemen had sauntered into the square and their presence was reassuring. He stood up and began to lecture them.
       "And them's the kind of lord dukes that's running this country to-day--own it and run it," growled a slouchy fellow who stood near the tall young man. "They ain't willing to give a poor man a show."
       "He has just offered you a show--all of you," stated the young man.
       "Yes, a Guinea job for white men."
       "You're picking a poor excuse for being a loafer, my friend."
       "Who says I'm a loafer?"
       The young man shot out his hands and grasped the fellow's elbow and hand. The arm was flabby, the palm was soft. He doubled back the fingers and exhibited the palm to the crowd.
       "I don't find any labor medals here, men. Is there anybody in the crowd who can show some?" He released the struggling, cursing captive.
       "What's labor medals?" inquired a bystander.
       The big man was still denouncing them from his car, but the group paid little attention now.
       "Callous spots in the place where a working-man ought to wear them. And that place isn't on the tongue."
       "Are you sneering at us because we can't get a job?"
       "You're a loafer yourself, and anybody can see it," declared another.
       The young man raised his arms, showing them his palms.
       "I carry a few labor medals," he returned, curtly.
       "Why ain't you on your job? The lord dukes won't give you one?"
       "When I work and where I work is my own business, so long as I don't beg food at back doors."
       "Do we?"
       They had crowded around him and menaced him with murmurings and glowering gaze.
       "I should say so," he replied, giving them an indifferent going-over with his cold eyes. "You carry all the marks."
       Then he shouldered his way out from among them, displaying the air of one who found further discourse unprofitable.
       He strolled leisurely in the direction of the big man in the car. The crowd he had left stared after him without presuming to voice taunt or reply; there was something compelling about him.
       As Farr approached the automobile its owner stopped talking and stared at the tall stranger with some apprehension. Then the big man beckoned unobtrusively to a policeman. It was evident that Farr was not of the same sort as the ruck of men from among whom he had just emerged, nevertheless he had come from among them. The lordly man in the car had observed him moving in the group, for Farr had loomed above the heads of the others; what he had been saying to the malcontents the big man had not been able to hear, but he guessed.
       "Some sort of sneak has been stirring up the fools in this city lately," the aristocrat informed the officer who came promptly to the side of the car. "Who is this fellow coming?"
       "I never saw him before, Colonel Dodd."
       "Stand by! He is going to tackle me and make a grand-stand play in front of his gang. His clothes give him away--a loafing demagogue!"
       But the tall man did not pause at the car or even glance at the dignitary who occupied it. He seemed to have lost all interest in the occasion. He yawned as he passed the automobile and started away across the square.
       "Here, you! You big chap!" called Colonel Dodd, promptly emboldened.
       Farr halted and turned, his countenance showing mild inquiry.
       "What do you mean by coming into a peaceable city and stirring up labor troubles?"
       "Have I done so?"
       "You have just been mixing and mingling with those men, talking to them. I know your kind."
       "Ah, a gentleman of keen discernment!"
       "I have seen you before--you fellows with long-tailed coats and short-horned ideas. We don't want your kind in this city!"
       "I seem to have made a prompt sensation without trying to do so," returned Farr, meekly. "I have been in your city less than fifteen minutes, sir!"
       "You're a traveling labor-agitator, aren't you?"
       "No, sir."
       "But I just saw you circulating among those men. Your rig-out shows your character!"
       "You mean these garments I wear?"
       "Certainly! A frock-coat helps out your pose before an ignorant public."
       "He stole that coat from me," squeaked a fat man, standing at a little distance, scrubbing a torn sleeve over his grimy, sweat-streaked face. "He picked it fair off'n my back. I have follered him to show him up as a robber and a fake. That's so help me!"
       Riotous laughter from all the listeners followed that declaration; a glance at the tubby tramp and survey of the tall young man whose contours fitted the garments made the fat man's assertion seem like a huge joke.
       "I can prove it!" squalled the vagrant.
       "Beat it! Get out of this city!" commanded a policeman. "If you don't we'll have you on the rock-pile. What ye mean by such guff?" He flourished his stick and the tramp hurried away.
       "It's no use," he whined. "Grab and bluff! Him what can do it best always wins. That's the way the world goes!"
       "When I took these clothes off the back of my vanishing friend I felt that they would make a change in my life," stated Farr, with a smile which provoked more laughter. "But I did not dream that they would bring me such prominence in so short a time." He bowed to the man in the car.
       But Colonel Dodd was angry and insistent and did not join in the merriment.
       "I say you are a labor-agitator. Any man who won't go to work himself has no right to be stirring up other workers against their own interests. You may as well own up to me, my man. These men standing around here know what you are--you have been talking with them. Outside of stirring trouble, you don't work, do you?"
       "Oh yes, my lord!"
       There was smiling mockery in the tone, almost insolence. He seemed to be willing to display to the rich man the same lack of respect he had displayed to the poor men who stood near and listened to this colloquy.
       "Oh, you do?" Colonel Dodd raised his voice. "Listen sharp, my men! Do you want to be led around by the noses by a man who doesn't work? This gentleman is going to tell us what his job is!" He sneered when he said it.
       "I am an assiduous toiler in my profession, your excellency. I am surprised that as an employer you do not recognize a real worker when you see one."
       This tone of raillery and this stilted manner of speech promptly caught the fancy of the throng. The men crowded more closely and the orator on the trough was silent.
       "What do you work at?"
       "I am an architect, your gracious highness."
       "Less of that insolence in the way of names, my friend! An architect, eh? Well, what did you ever build?"
       "I laid out Dream Avenue in the boom city of Expectation and built on that thoroughfare a magnificent row of castles in the air. If you had a bit more imagination I might try to sell you something in my line. But it is useless, I see! Farewell!"
       He swept off his broad-brimmed hat with a deep bow, backed away a few steps, and bowed again and went on his way. The crowd guffawed. This baiting of the city's labor magnate had most agreeably scratched their itching sense of resentment.
       "I don't know who that josher is, but I hate to lose him out of town," confided the orator on the trough to those near him.
       "I never saw that fellow before, but I'll pinch him if you say so, Colonel Dodd," volunteered the policeman. "Do you make complaint?"
       "No," snapped the colonel, glowering on the broad back which was swinging across the square in retreat. He told his chauffeur to drive on.
       When the car passed Farr the colonel flicked cigar ashes which alighted in a spray of dust on the sleeve of the frock-coat.
       "Bah!" said the colonel, shooting the young man a scowl.
       Farr gave in return a smile, but it was not a particularly genial smile.
       The young man went on his way leisurely; by his gait, by his frequent and somewhat prolonged pauses at shop windows, by his indifferent starings at traffic and pedestrians, it was plain that he had little of moment on his mind.
       He bought a penny glass of water at a corner kiosk.
       "Do you mind telling me," he asked the vender, "Who is Colonel Dodd of this city? I am a stranger and I have just overheard the name."
       The man grinned. "If it wasn't for Colonel Symonds Dodd I wouldn't be making much of a living here, selling spring-water. He is president of the Consolidated."
       "And that means?"
       "Why, it means that he is boss of the water trust that owns the system in this city and in all the other cities and towns of this state. And they pump all of their water out of the rivers because the lakes are so far off, and nobody drinks that water unless he has to or don't know any better. Colonel Dodd? Why, he bosses the whole state, they tell me."
       "I gathered that he was important," said the young man, and walked on.
       He was held up in the passing crowd at a street corner for a few moments because a parade of some half-dozen automobiles whirled past. The cars were decorated with banners, and the wild flowers and other spoil of forest and field in the arms of the ladies indicated that this was a party returning from a picnic in the suburbs.
       "Would you mind telling me," asked Farr of the policeman who was guarding the corner, "who that young man is--the one there in the gray automobile?"
       "With the bleached blonde and the pretty girl?" asked the officer. "Oh, that's Colonel Dodd's nephew--Dicky Dodd. Of course you know who the colonel is."
       "Yes," said Farr. He opened his mouth to ask another question, for the policeman seemed to be of the obliging sort. Then he closed his lips resolutely and marched along.
       "What's the use?" he muttered. "Two dark eyes and a red mouth--and I am almost forgetting how to be a philosopher."
       Farther down the city thoroughfare he met one who had claimed to be a philosopher. It was Jared Chick, stalking along the sidewalk in his home-made armor. He held a box of stove-polish in one hand and a brush in the other, and as he strolled he was giving his corselet and such parts of the armor as he could handily reach a glossy coat--a gleaming and burnished surface. On his helmet in place of a crest Knight Chick bore aloft a metal banneret inscribed, "Invincible Stove Polish."
       "And the mission?" asked Farr, halting his quondam companion, who had been too intent upon his business to pay heed to passers.
       "I find thee changed, and no doubt thee, too, finds me changed," sighed Mr. Chick.
       The mouth of an alley between high buildings afforded a retreat and the breeze blew there fitfully, and Mr. Chick stepped to that oasis of shade in the glare of sunshine.
       "I have been obliged to modify my mission in some degree. I must confess that to thee," he said. "This is a strange and wicked world."
       "Didn't you know it before you gave up a good blacksmith business to go out in the hot sun and suffer torment, all for nothing?"
       "It is very hard work," acknowledged Chick, showing his flushed and streaming face under his vizor. "If I were not used to the fires of the forge I think I would fall down and die. But I must keep on."
       "But you are simply an advertising-sign."
       "I have modified my mission. I have not given up, however. I will tell thee! I found a man beside the way--a man who had been drinking strong waters and whose pockets had been turned wrong side out. So I took him to a tavern and I sat with him through the night, and nursed him when he suffered, and revealed my mission when he awoke. 'I am out to do good to all men,' I told him, and he searched through his pockets with blasphemy, and he said that I had done him--and he haled me before the court, and the judge said that no man could publicly profess such disinterestedness and escape suspicion, because people in these days are all looking for the main chance. So he did not believe me and he sentenced me to the jail. But a good Samaritan interceded for me and took me from behind the bars, and now in the spirit of gratitude I am repaying him; he makes and sells this stove-polish."
       "That man is evidently shrewd in business and a good advertiser," commented Farr.
       "I find that I get along much better in the world," asserted the knight-errant. "Now that I carry an advertising-sign my armor attracts no rude mobs. I can go abroad and do good to a foolish world; I can use the stipend my good benefactor allows to me for my work and I can help poor folks here and there. Therefore, I am content with my modified mission. Is thee more at peace with the world?"
       "I ought to be, after hearing you say that you are contented," said Farr, with irony.
       "Thee has manifestly improved thy condition, so I observe."
       "It often happens in this world, Friend Chick, that the sleeker we are on the outside, the more ragged we are within. I think I'll move on. I might say something to jar your sense of sublime content. I'd be sorry to do that. Real contentment is a rare thing and must be handled very carefully."
       "I fear thee loves thyself too much," chided the Quaker. "Affection for somebody might make thee happy, my friend."
       Farr choked back the comment that occurred to him in regard to love and walked away. _