_ CHAPTER XXXI. A METAMORPHOSIS MORE SURPRISING THAN ANY IN OVID
       "In want of money!" pushing back his chair as from a suddenly-disclosed man-trap or crater.
       "Yes," naively assented the cosmopolitan, "and you are going to loan me fifty dollars. I could almost wish I was in need of more, only for your sake. Yes, my dear Charlie, for your sake; that you might the better prove your noble, kindliness, my dear Charlie."
       "None of your dear Charlies," cried the other, springing to his feet, and buttoning up his coat, as if hastily to depart upon a long journey.
       "Why, why, why?" painfully looking up.
       "None of your why, why, whys!" tossing out a foot, "go to the devil, sir! Beggar, impostor!--never so deceived in a man in my life." _

Chapter 1. A Mute Goes Aboard A Boat On The Mississippi
Chapter 2. Showing That Many Men Have Many Minds
Chapter 3. In Which A Variety Of Characters Appear
Chapter 4. Renewal Of Old Acquaintance
Chapter 5. The Man With The Weed Makes It An Even Question..
Chapter 6. At The Outset Of Which Certain Passengers Prove Deaf...
Chapter 7. A Gentleman With Gold Sleeve-Buttons
Chapter 8. A Charitable Lady
Chapter 9. Two Business Men Transact A Little Business
Chapter 10. In The Cabin
Chapter 11. Only A Page Or So
Chapter 12. Story Of The Unfortunate Man
Chapter 13. The Man With The Traveling-Cap Evinces Much Humanity...
Chapter 14. Worth The Consideration Of Those..
Chapter 15. An Old Miser, Upon Suitable Representations..
Chapter 16. A Sick Man, After Some Impatience, Is Induced To Become A Patient
Chapter 17. Towards The End Of Which The Herb-Doctor Proves Himself...
Chapter 18. Inquest Into The True Character Of The Herb-Doctor
Chapter 19. A Soldier Of Fortune
Chapter 20. Reappearance Of One Who May Be Remembered
Chapter 21. A Hard Case
Chapter 22. In The Polite Spirit Of The Tusculan Disputations
Chapter 23. In Which The Powerful Effect Of Natural Scenery Is Evinced...
Chapter 24. A Philanthropist Undertakes To Convert A Misanthrope..
Chapter 25. The Cosmopolitan Makes An Acquaintance
Chapter 26. Containing The Metaphysics Of Indian-Hating...
Chapter 27. Some Account Of A Man Of Questionable Morality...
Chapter 28. Moot Points Touching The Late Colonel John Moredock
Chapter 29. The Boon Companions
Chapter 30. Opening With A Poetical Eulogy Of The Press...
Chapter 31. A Metamorphosis More Surprising Than Any In Ovid
Chapter 32. Showing That The Age Of Magic And Magicians Is Not Yet Over
Chapter 33. Which May Pass For Whatever It May Prove To Be Worth
Chapter 34. In Which The Cosmopolitan Tells The Story Of The Gentleman Madman
Chapter 35. In Which The Cosmopolitan Strikingly Evinces...
Chapter 36. In Which The Cosmopolitan Is Accosted By A Mystic...
Chapter 37. Mystical Master Introduces The Practical Disciple
Chapter 38. Disciple Unbends, And Consents To Act A Social Part
Chapter 39. The Hypothetical Friends
Chapter 40. In Which The Story Of China Aster Is At Second-Hand...
Chapter 41. Ending With A Rupture Of The Hypothesis
Chapter 42. Upon The Heel Of The Last Scene...
Chapter 43. Very Charming
Chapter 44. In Which The Last Three Words Of The Last Chapter...
Chapter 45. The Cosmopolitan Increases In Seriousness